Brian Regan "Something's wrong with the Regan boy" part 3/3

[nurepnamor]

f u n n y :)

[lefty156]

I think he dropped his contact lens

[cheezeguyLOZ]

14 people will always be wrong no matter what they say

[TheLastPariah]

Tosh.0 next to me on the tv. Can only pay attention to this. Lol people say I don't know comedy.

[kidneystoner88]

Sooooooo 80s!! or early 90s....

[Mrepicninja414]

many much moosen!!1

[rachelrandom6]

No Brian! I before E except after C and when souding like A as in neighbor and weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT you say!!!!

[12357David19]

...you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!

[afternoondliter]

14 Erwin's watched this video...

[RedneckArkieGal92]

14 people don't grow corn.

[Honeydew7396]

My uncle taught me that... he don't grow corn.

[AngelSprinklesXOXO]

"What you got there Brian?" "A cup of dirt..o.O" "Well, explain it." "....Well its a cup....with dirt in it! I call it CUP OF DIRT" LMFAO

[dongtingwong]

What's this one in tthe middle? THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN! What are these little ones? THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN! Ok Ok THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN

[heber17641]

14 people can't spell katt.

[bestever1313]

Brian used a lot of knee bending back in the day

[blandis32]

the best 6 minutes of comedy i've ever seen!!!

[itsayoshikigoal]

14 people had their parents do their science project for them in elementary school!

[DarkArmed619]

Doesnt he say the stupid in school stuff on I walked on the moon?

[uglydoll17]

well, its a cup with dirt in it

[uglydoll17]

THE BIG YELLOW ONE'S THE SUN!!!

[uglydoll17]

I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSIN!

MANY MUCH MOOSIN OUT IN THE WOODSIN

THEY WERE EATIN' GREESE IN THE WOODSIN

[uglydoll17]

whats the plural for box?

boxin- i bought two boxin of doughnuts

[uglydoll17]

on weekends and holidays and rainy days

[uglydoll17]

i before e

always

[TheDaringPastry1313]

THUMBS THIS UP!!! Want to watch this video as the audio version of the live performance? All 56 mins???? Go to playlist.com and type in brian regan live :) Then laugh your ass off. This is my favorite stand up routine of ALL time and what's funny he beats so many other guys by being clean...This is the best single stand up routine I have ever listened to!

[maddog54100]

Thumbs up if you didn't even know the plural of Ox before watching this video.

[em129836]

I saw a flock of Mussen... Many Much Moosen... there were out in the woods, the Woodsen! They were eating grass, the gress! They were eating Gress in the Woodsen! HOLY FUCK LMFAO!!!!

[superbunnyninjaisfun]

@juileta12 yes that was very funny when regan said it...we know the joke now...repeating it doesn't really make it any funnier, what do you think we are deaf?

[rhspercussionistguy]

Really really funny!!

[HerrowKittehx3]

looooooooooooooooool

[Glitchaphobia]

1000th like!

[authorkaytlan101]

HE.IS.AWESOME.

[trinimumz]

put on the captions - awesome!!!!

[dannyboy785]

the corn joke isn't in any of his cds or dvds and it's a killer closer, I wonder why he never released it

[JDub6758]

Boxen :P love it! Many much Moosen :P

[JDub6758]

Boxen :P love it!

[specter604]

Why does he always hunch over for no reason :S

[xaayer]

@specter604 I know right? And then he grows up to be taller than you would think with no hump! O.o

[BrandNewMouse]

oh wow, i laughed so hard... i couldn't even breathe!

[nyctoo]

just give me a f and let me go home...

[goosebumpsguy]

This guy reminds me Jim Carrey.

[GarshardJeVard]

German! Jermaine! Jackson! Jackson 5! Tito!

Brian what the hell are you talking about?

I don't know.

[TheAndkonmegalodon]

THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE IS THE ONE THEY CALL THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!

[XxxBOOKWORMx2012xxX]

14 people are imbesulens

[Shielarox4444]

@XxxBOOKWORMx2012xxX are imbesulen.. that is the plural, not imbesulens. -.-

[yisoonshin12]

It gets boring at 6:25

[kevlar1818]

he used to go all gollum on the stage lol

[brocka96]

Why would 14 people dislike this video?,

[PSNirisheyes98]

THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!

[Mangolover87]

THE YELLA ONE IS DA SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hiruniuthpala]

A Cute, latin Girls for you busizz4me.info

[BeanieBaby520]

Nice hair dude...

[edjohns67]

many much moosen.

[Moonbabe1989]

How old was he here? He looks so young and he sounds young too!

[RainbowManification]

@Moonbabe1989 This looks like it was in the late 80's

[TheBrownNote2007]

There is a routine where he is discussing spelling out names over the phone, and he says "B.... as in, baked beans..." Does anybody know what it's called or where I can find it?

[pyro9248]

@TheBrownNote2007 It's part of his phones and codes bit from "I walked on the moon" So funny

[itachiXforeverXlove]

Pro tip for those who want an extra kick, after they've watched this way too many times before, turn on captions. :)) Extra lols guaranteed.

[Happypill5]

@itachiXforeverXlove

Haha, at 5:46 it says season ending groping. XD

[theseveredtoe]

the meese were eating greese in the woodsen! they were looking for the foodes to eatensin out in the woodingitses, the woodenes, the woodingenisngngnnnrrrn

[m505xl]

Looks exactly like Seinfeld

[mraccident]

@m505xl Yeah, but this one's funny!

[ClearPearl]

i dont know, i like the other version of "Stupid in School" better. this was still funny though. i guess when he did the other one he had more practice and therefore could deliver it better. =P

[dazoooooooool]

"Brian, what do you got there?"

"Ohh... It's a cup of dirt! Just put an F on there and let me go home!"

"Well, explain it!"

"Well, it's a cup... with dirt in it! I call it cup of dirt! You have to move on, now!"

[AirforceBabydoll]

Reno Stupid in School! xD 

[TheToxicTwist]

Isn't that stupid in school also? Just, the names changed. He used some of these on his tour this year.

[Rtv03]

Man, i can never get enough of when Brian does his "stupid" voice.

I"German, Jermaine, TITO! "

Hilarious! I don't want to laugh anymore, it hurts. hahahahahaaha

[MsUrsus17]

What the hell is wrong with you all bunch of dumb-asses? You repeat what you heard because you think you’re the only ones that can understand? Now, you all are IMBECILEN!! That’s for sure!!!

[3AvrilLavigne3]

"What are you an idiot Brian?"

"Aaaapparently."

"What's the plural for box?"

"BOXEN. I bought two boxen of doughnuts."

"What's the plural for moose?"

"Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen! Many much of them. They were out in the woods. IN THE THE WOODSEN."

"German. GERMAIN!"

LOL. This guy's hilarious.

[jddrew1000]

@3AvrilLavigne3 Uh Jermaine

[animea19]

i was going to loose it if he said "meeses"!! but "moosen" was way funnier!

[alexizcool49]

uhhh.... i before e...... always.

[alexizcool49]

BOXEN

[smitlau]

why is he bent over like the whole show?

[alexizcool49]

@smitlau cuz he's just that awesome



[smitlau]

@alexizcool49 True! :) 

[alexizcool49]

@smitlau :) yeah your just jealous cuz you wish you cud bend over like that. hahaha(:

[smitlau]

@alexizcool49 haha, he does have a helluva bend!

[celticcountrylover]

German! Germain! Germain Jackson! Jackson 5! Tito! 

Brian what the hell are you talking about?

I don't know!

[celticcountrylover]

14 people can't do plurals.

[celticcountrylover]

cat K-A-T i'm outta here. (i know there's 2 t's!)

[jakebakesthecake]

MOOSEN!!!!

[uskyler05]

I liked the newer one better. It sounded funnier. I can't find the video for it but it's called stupid in school.

[alexizcool49]

@uskyler05 i know what you're talking about. i agree. that one's better:)

[uskyler05]

@alexizcool49 yea too bad i cant find the video for that 1. Oh well.

[randikajamai]

youtube commentors: stop repeating punch lines to get cheap thumbs ups

[lunaticjames]

@randikajamai aw bite me

[lunaticjames]

on weekends... and holidays... and rainy days... and mondays...

[rhgrafix]

cup of dirt!

[EmoLizardProductions]

BOXEN!!!

[terracottaheavens]

Oh my god, Brian, stand up. lol

[mitsudave]

"witty quote from video"

[SuiSamurai]

@mitsudave Clever stuff Dave. Don't suppose you happened to nick that from one of the other 9000 or so comedy videos that also have it?

[mitsudave]

@SuiSamurai Thanks for the compliment, Sui...and no, I didn't nick that from one of the other 9000 or so comedy videos that also have it. It is completely original and copyrighted by me. I'm just that clever.

[pimpdad90]

so far 14 people proved they are imbeculen

[GrimySkull95]

The 14 people who disliked spelled "Cat" wrong!

[FugitivesOfSorrow]

best part is 0:00 through 6:24

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

I could've used that cup-of-dirt science project idea when I was in elementary school!

[Akirathedon92]

He sure likes to crouch over.

[1freshman15]

@Akirathedon92 i noticed that to----wonder why. its kind of creepy 

[gr8tgoogelymoogely]

lol Brian Regan has the posture of the Hunchback of Notre Dame at times

[MrIceBrick]

wow this was funny as hell lmao and i didnt know brians bein doin comedy for so long lol gj

[jddrew1000]

OX=OXEN

FOX=FOXES

GOOSE=GEESE

MOOSE=MOOSEN

IMBECILE=IMBECILLEN

JERMAINE ]jACKSON 5

TITO

BOXEN

[d1271304]

my uncle taught me that he doesnt grow cornen

[CaveManhk]

"first round cat, K A T im outta here. and as he passes you, hehe i know theres two t's!"

[MrCons101]

This whole thing is absolutely hilariuos.

"THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN"

[cgubata]

if anyone has seen the epitome of hyberbole when he's talking about the planets, he pauses and someone from he rafters yells out "THE YELLOW ONES THE SUN!!!"

just priceless

[SamsoniteX3]

@cgubata The guy who yelled that is my hero! :D haha

[dazoooooooool]

@cgubata LOL, I heard that part before. That was SO funny!

[nvardakis]

@cgubata absolutly amazing

[mrtalkative91]

@cgubata OH SHIT, youre right. good thing i watched this

[yeshevishman]

@cgubata when he says something about the definition of planets

[heakon100]

@cgubata oh is that what he said. lol now that i've seen this its much funnier

[dudedysseus]

@cgubata The weird thing is he doesn't even seem to get the connection, it just throws him off his game.



[Novastar62]

@cgubata Tht was highlarious!

[AceofSpadez17]

2:43 reminds me of one of those bing search overload commercials

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

this guy is not funny....

[finzfan92]

@LoneWhiteWolf13, yeah! and Paris Hilton is a well respected intellectual.

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

@finzfan92 wow.... stupid fucker....

[finzfan92]

@LoneWhiteWolf13, stupid fucker? really?....so ur in, what? 7th grade now?

[Brigehletto]

"What do you have there, Brian?"

"It's a cup of dirt. Just put an F on there and let me go home"

"Well explain it!"

"Well it's a cup... with dirt in it! I call it 'cup of dirt'"

XD

[MrChemo333]

what the hell is the freaking socer ball for? i hate that noise!!!

[SuperPizzafactory]

@MrChemo333 it's the sound of the vvselas from the world cup, youtube put a button of the sound to make the stupid vids better!

[SuperPizzafactory]

Moosen, I saw a flock of moosen there was many moosen, many much moosen, in the woods, in the woodsen, they were eating grass, greece the meese, they were eating greece in the woodsen, they were looking for the foodsen to eatsening, out in the woodiensen, in the woodisen, in the woodienisen!!!!!

Brian you're an imbecile

IMBECILEN!!!!!!!!!

what are you speaking German, Brian?

German GERMANE Jackson JACKSON 5 CHEETO!!!!!!!!!

[jddrew1000]

@SuperPizzafactory Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Tito not Cheeto

and uhhhhh

Jermaine not Germaine

(2 members of the Jackson 5

[MacWillyFortunes]

@SuperPizzafactory Jermaine.

[NaomiGower]

AHAH Someone in the crowd of the epitome of hyperbole said the big yellow one is the sun! I laughed andnowI I get it even more!!!!

[jstmeconman]

i like him a little more when hes older idk why though

[StoryMaker0515]

I bought two boxen of donuts!!!

I saw a flock of moosen!!!!

[StoryMaker0515]

I bought boxen of donuts.... mmm sounds good right now

[3Blue3Moon3]

I call it cup of dirt...now please move one

[Shinde425]

Brian Regan is hilarious! =)

[bobero28]

This guy is to funny!! I laght my a&* of!!

[limelight76]

take luck

[duncmoney]

His delivery has gotten a lot better.

[blackTtop]

His expressions make the jokes even better! X3

[porkys54321]

Best comedy bit

[GamerBro777]

Yea my uncle tought me that one he doesnt grow corn! XD

[tubersanthosh]

oh my god... i cant even laugh am chikin... MOOSEN ... hahahahahaahhhaha.. a flock of MOOSEN.. MANY MUCH MOOSEN!! hahahahahahahahah

[solothyrn]

the meese were eating grease in the woodsen

[KoopaKrazy85]

I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN!

[dadude821]

a what?? at 3.18??

[girlstarwarsfan]

@dadude821 an imbecile

[tabguy14]

Science has disproven the I before E except after C rule…

[Frediscoolerthanjosh]

@tabguy14  YEAH CAUSE THINK WEIRD seeeeew

[Khamila1]

@tabguy14 My deity disproved it first!  ;p

[tabguy14]

@Khamila1 but was it in a neighboring way? or on weekends, and holidays, and all through out May? 'Cuz otherwise, you'll be WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

[jbeach05]

haha i know there's 2 t's

[zunimano]

i use the i before e rule. always.

[TaylorSwiftbigfan1]

What do you do? I...ah....dont grow corn. I used to not grow tomatoes, but there is more money in not growing corn

[bernie23232323232323]

20 yrs later and kids are still doing the solar system with Styrofoam balls and a coat hanger lol

[fathersky5]

He had some good material, but his delivery needed some work, and his little crouching thing was distracting... But this was like, over a decade ago, right? Maybe it was just the times.

[electrostatic1]

@fathersky5 23 years ago, and he's been perfecting it ever since.

[electrostatic1]

@fathersky5 After you watch the ending here, watch this recent one to get an idea... There's a great callback near the end.

watch?v=DAZQ0qX5iR0

[bananaballoon123]

I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN!!!

[jesuslover2K10]

brian are you an idiot? Apparently!

[zklein11]

"Its "i" before "e" except after "c" and wen sounding like "a" as in neighbor or weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say."

[CarlyRay1010]

@zklein11 hahah, that's my brother's ring tone(:

[celticcountrylover]

@zklein11 that's a hard rule! that's a rough rule!

[PockASqueeno]

I didn't realize he was doing comedy when he was that young!

[joesteed7]

what was he trying to copy seinfold or something

[mulepods]

Uh, that was nothing like Seinfeld. In any way.

Funny stuff.

[gitrdonecg]

does anybody know where you can purchase this on dvd??? i would love to buy this!!! :)