Major League Eating Human vs. Elephant Hot Dog Bun Eating Contest

[DaveTheTurd]

Cool! Crazy Legs "won" again!

[aditza222001z]

how much decadence on human race!!!stupid americans!

[PsychoPoker]

When you have "Pukelands" Booker as part of the Human Team, the team is bound to fail.

[CommodoreAxilon]

They say that competitive eating is the battleground upon which God and Lucifer wage war for men's souls, my friends, and they are right.

[wtfisthisshyt]

was the dramatic music necessary?

[CPBarnum]

There have been reports of impropriety in the judging (the fact was there was no swearing-in ceremony) and there was a grassroots movement (evidently ignored) for handicapping the competition relative to the aggregate body mass of each trip of competitors. Next year, the MLE needs to take a closer look at these issues prior to the inevitable rematch.

[Ghosafizzle]

Folks, this is what professional-leauge fakeposting looks like. Home run.

[daveyboyfox]

AMMMEEERRRRIIIICAAAA!!!

"The fastest growing sport in America" - AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[daveyboyfox]

My god, you're greasy...

[ihateuutube]

I for one welcome our elephant masters.

[faelanae]

The barker is absolutely hilarious.

Yes, I'm going to hang my human head in shame over this outcome.

[Rushsero]

First he says 147 hotdogs for the humans, later he says 143... Stupid americans, can't friggin count

[timabad]

I hope we win the war and rewrite the history books on the happenings of this day.

[HarBearProductions]

that is hilarious..... one of the funniest things i have ever seen

[guerillacat]

this is epic