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  • TEACH US HOW TO WATCH A VIDEO, MASTER!!!!

  • im bleeding this does not help me

  • thats just stupid hahahahaha! :P

    

  • can I do that with my balls?

  • Does this work with your toes too?

  • I think my finger must be malfunctioning. When I poke it with the toothpick, it doesn't make noise. D:

  • is it bad that i am masturbating to this...

  • @m311215 yes

  • is it just me or is it weide that this is his longest vid.

  • do you have to make the noise? because when i dont the tothpick goes through my finger

  • This is just amazEing with a " E "

  • I tried it and i didnt make any noises, he's obvisouly using hacks

  • MrBean

  • The best parts are the comments

  • what the frick...

  • how the fuck do you get bloopers from stabbing yourself with a toothpick?

  • OMG SPLINTER!!

  • Watch the video in 1080p if you are confused. It's still tricky, but the quality definitely allows for an easier learning experience.

  • ITS ALIVE!

  • I love the random noise

  • BLEED! I was waiting for him to puncture himself with the toothpick :(

  • Teach us how to poke yourself in the eye next time!

  • 0:15 epic sound effects xD

  • Nice tutorial,but does this work with any finger?

  • @BBBGirl100 i dont think it does because that finger looks rare..

  • this was the hardest one

  • what a dooshbag!!

  • does this work with thumbs too?

  • thank u! i even got free red soda looking type from my hand

  • Why do I get the impression that Mr. Bean is behind this?

  • Oh I see, but do plastic toothpicks work too.

  • omg im scared O:

    

  • Anal. Bleach.

  • that's not his finger ;)

  • And I can watch this in 1080p!

  • im in the weird part of youtube again

  • i think this is toothpick porn.

  • @asofiapaz23 you make these noises when you have sex ? :D

  • i missed.

  • 0:02 ehhh

  • This has always been a passion of mine.

  • Rowan Atkinson has got his own YouTube channel?

  • DAAAAAAAAMN WTF AM I DOING HERE? XD

  • You tried to poke your finger before you made this vid! I I see red signs on your finger!

  • that is the sexiest finger i think i have ever seen in my lifeXD

  • Thanks for this, I tried everything and it didn't work but this did !

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  • co ja pacze?

  • Fake!

  • why would anyone do this?

  • lmao, i like the part where i can see the toothpick and the finger and the....noises? o.O

  • @MrLuckykilla you cant see noises

  • what about the thumb???

  • This ones going to Harvard.

  • I'm high. This is funny as shit! Lol

  • ok now how do i pick the tooth pick up?

  • Thanks bro this really helped

  • Mr Bean !

  • OMG O_O i killed my finger T^T

  • Souds a bit like Salad Fingers.. Doesn't it?

  • the people who disliked this were fingers

  • will it work with a metal toothpick?

  • does this work with all fingers?

  • THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH! :DD

  • Thanks so much!

  • Lmfao ! xD

  • i need help how do you do this with a metal toothpick

  • Haha funny sounds

  • I was waiting for the Toaster in the end.. lol

  • I love the sounds at the end

  • does this work with all fingers including thumb?

  • Is this Mr.Bean ?

  • How to make noses

  • 0:12 depth perception fail lol

  • How to turn on the television.

  • Does Mr Bean have a pain fetish or something?

  • Mind Fucked

  • take the bloopers out, it would of been much funnier!

  • rwj here we come

  • ouch

  • 0:12 that's always happen to me

  • Don't spoil the video. It ruins all the fun..

  • stop making noses fegget

  • Was this directed by Stephen Spielberg?

  • how to write '1' on a piece of paper!

  • how to not sound retarded

  • Mr. Bean is that you?

  • @MRRandomification yes he sounds like m.bean

    

  • How to orgasm, laugh, and poke your finger with a toothpick all at the same time!!! GENIUS!!!!!!!!

  • i like it when the red water flows

  • I AM ENLIGHTENED

  • help i did that with my DICK!?

  • You're finger sounds like Mr. Bean...

  • how to show your face on youtube

  • @XXjennroxXX No, this would take the illusion. Don't show your face.

  • How to fist your nipples

  • What technique did you use? I missed in all my tries.

  • stop making noise please, kinda ruins the magic of this channel

  • To be honest, the sound effects worked for this video, but I wouldn't do it for all your future videos.

  • I wanna know how to pick up a pencil. Soo anoying when i drop it in class and don't know how to pick it up

  • My finger popped

  • unsubbed

  • STOP MAKING SOUNDS! IT RUINS THE VIDEO!!!

  • This reminds me of Mr. Bean...

  • Make a "How to turn sound off in Youtube" for those whiners.

  • I paused porn for this

  • No don't do that ! Holy crazy shit no !

  • my life has new meaning since i saw this vid

  • I Fucking love the sound. xD

  • next video ´how to remove wooden toothpick from finger´

  • the sounds ruins it....

  • i was so scared that you would poke it till it bleeds.

  • IDK HOW TO MAKE THE SOUND :( im le sad

  • I can't find my finger to try this on...

  • Alight, straight to the point. I'm unsubscribing for the third video with a weird voice. Good luck.

  • my mom thought i was watching porn when the bloopers came out and weird noises...

  • i don't have a toothpick, will a toothbrush do?¿

  • emo

  • Will this work with a plastic toothpick?

  • this vid was too long. too many steps. i like the simple ones.

  • Sounds like Mr. Bean.

  • I find this very difficult to masturbate to

  • pause video

    play video

    press 2,5,6,7,8 in any order to be a finger-poking dj

  • YES! THANK YOU!

    LIFE = SAVED.

  • The sounds scared me... in a good way.

  • Mr bean.. is that you?

  • How to die!

  • close your eyes and listen to the sounds...

  • @2011aceface Oh goodness 0_0

  • no sounds its stupid

  • This guy has some sort of finger fetish. XD

  • NO MORE NOISES. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @alaness31 What's wrong with sound? How can it ruin the video?

    My faith in humanity is lost, if it's wrong to have sound nowadays...

  • @alaness31

    I respectfully disagree.

  • @alaness31 نعم صحيح

  • @1990memz die you fuck

  • @alaness31

    hhhhaaaaa

    Why؟

    ههههههههههه لماذا ؟

  • Now I know why I subscribed to you. Fucking genius.

  • so thats how u do it! :O

  • i honestly thought you we're going to bleed

  • how to outrun an avalanche

  • how to utrun an avalanche

  • Quite hilarious, my friend ;)

  • @DarkPhantomSky How is it hilarious because last time I checked it's educational. I learned how to "disturb" people with this video.

  • @TheFatuglyloser Euhm...Not

  • thumbs up if u think he needs to stop the damn noises....

  • @TheFatuglyloser

    There is this magical button that makes the noises stop. It's called the fucking mute button.

  • 0:07 i had minecraft open and thought a ghast had made it to the overworld

  • @Evanisawesome54321 I totally did the same thing, scared the shit outa me :O

  • I expected a cheese grater at the end.

  • i'm learning so much from this channel

  • This guy can have fun with everything (:

  • I know

    you are Mr Bean

  • I broke the toothpick

  • I didn't get the orgasm sound.. Do I have to do it at a certain angle?

  • can it also be used on a potato?

  • i find these sounds easy to masturbate to

  • show yourself! 

  • how about a guide "How to record your own face with a video camera"

  • How to doogie?

  • My toe started bleeding, did I do something wrong?

  • @roryos u poked your toe, it says finger

  • @flamdude321 that's his joke

  • Damn. I never had best rated comment.

  • but what about plastic toothpicks?

  • I've been looking for this, thank you.

  • Lol

  • does this work with plastic toothpicks?

  • @HowToDoEpicThings But this is a terrible way of getting it and people will only hate on you :c 

  • How to show who you are