Achmad The Dead Terrorist

[kyzell2003]

This is so funny ha ha ha

[XxSAUDxXSA]

Fuck 4 america

[RussianBear842]

Горчичный газ Саддама это ничто по сравнению с пердежом Волтера!

[58FRUITBOY]

Idiot you don't have an a--

[dominikanita1995]

Tererist!!!!......;). Are u scare?

[ILUM2007]

you are an idiot attaie if you dont see anything wrong with this......

[xanimefan18x]

go GAARA!!!

[maximumvedios]

what the hell happend to my feet

son of a bitch

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

IIII KIIIILLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

[zbeyda]

eeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll­loooooooooooo im lindsay lohan!!! lol

[maximumvedios]

hahaa

[mazaring]

nice hahahahha

[ahmedunaiza]

hey you you better stop saying bad words to my god that is so disrespectful to my god thank you if you do

[BRixx95]

im bored



[banag11]

'ellooooooooo xd

[tinna07]

LooViing.. Hiiim...

**!!

really greaaT!!

[Miika0910]

oh my god he is halerious

[bbyluvxoxo13]

Silence I kill you!!!!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Me. I kill you!

Never gets old hahaha!

Ello!! I am Lindsay lohan!!!!

[greeneyedhorses222]

ELLO, I AM LYNDSEY LOHAN! BAHAHA

[BOBOFETT100]

jeff how do you get in and out of these airport s in my suit case  achmed oh thats easy they open the suitcase and i say elllo i am lindsey lohan

[xXxEvanaxXx]

OMG i love it ! loooooooooooooooool

[yeahbuss12]

what the hell happend to my feet,  son of a bitch what the hell

[mcgrime77]

Silent ! I will kill you!,............. LMAO !!

[taymik100]

lol thats so funny!!!

[keannarocks]

SCILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!! ;P

[KamoKittie1]

He doesn't care if all his virgins are female because in the Christmas Special in the song Jingle Bombs, he sang, "I used to be a mannnnnn, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sammmmmm, my nuts keep falling off!". LOL! That was just about the best skit that Jeff Dunham ever did with Achmed!!

[probikerider734]

A TERRIFIYING.....TERORRIST!

[alo98789]

god damn it..

i mean alla damn it..

lol! =D

[alo98789]

knock knock

whos there?

me i kill you =)

[THEPARTYGUY6767]

SCILENCE.......I KILL YOU

[sn1ffp33z]

its silence..

[rangerz48]

Looks like science

[MultiBasketballfan]

dang thats really rasict but funny

[vikki111111111111111]

this its soooooooooooo funny

[lvlrPagal]

funny bastard

[iRayRay4515]

lol never ever gets odl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OoGothicRoseoO]

Lmao this never gets old

[MaStAkId34]

god damn it! oh uh i mean allah damn it!

lol

[Leanzo100]

I not kill the Jews, I just throw in a penny and watch them fight to the death! Oh, and then I do the same thing with two Catholic priests when I toss in a small boy. ROFL!!

[mehrnaz303]

and the winner had to fight michael jackson!

[Leanzo100]

XD Best. I just bought his first DVD today

[adnanabbasi1992]

and the winner has to face Michael Jackson!

[Leanzo100]

Well, we really can't anymore, but whatever, XD!! LUNCHBOX!!

[adnanabbasi1992]

hahahaha. I MADE A JOKE!!!!

[Leanzo100]

XDDDDDD. Yesh, you did, saying we could fight MJ. I can do this crap too!

[brittanylovesuu]

"If this is paradise, I've been screwed." Hahahaha.

[Leanzo100]

Lol, Love that part.

[xXxFallenAngel29xXx]

lmao that was class XD

[Leanzo100]

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE!!!

[avi1man]

I KILLL UU!!!!!!!

[NmoDeathRose69]

a terrifying terrorist is that shit baby!!

[Rebecca22588]

how do you spell your name?

Oh, well lets see...A-C-flem... I LOVE JEFF-FA-FAH!!!

[bawalumihidito99]

"are you kidding? I'll kill you for a Klondike Bar!" LMAO!!!!

[nadiashami]

achmad...im your no. 1 fan. hello im lindsay lohan!

SILENCE I KILL YOU

WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED TO MY FEET

[jlennon2]

hello im lindsay lohan rotflol

[OhMyJonas721]

Silence  I KILL YOU!

[Biridebu]

Olla mamma mia.................

[mgrand202]

SILENVE i kill you! lol rotflmfaolc btw for ppl who don't know what that means its

rolling on the floor laughing my fuckin ass off like crazy

[kiki22icy]

SILENCE! i kill you!!! lol

[vtc4ever1]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhh

it's fun

[e2kincb1]

stop touching me!!! i keel you!

[rossyboy2]

am i the only person that doesn't find this remotely funny? :S

[geraldinou123]

j'adore trop marrant!

I kill you!

silence!

[yusuf2173]

Im sorry I am muslim and I find this video rather hilarius. I laughed so hard. It's kind of racist but it's not that bad It's more joking than anything. I am a muslim american and I am ok with it Thanks Achmad

[bakar412]

that's fucking cool

[DMacrockingon20]

I kill you

[bunnyXOboo]

lmao!!! rofl!!!! lol!!!!

[ViViDZOO]

funny then hell

[hl2ep3]

i saw this live on TV. i nerve knew wit would be so popular when i saw it :D

[gta4rocks11]

he is so funny he is da best !!!!!

[attaie13]

I am a muslim too but this video has nothing to do with islam come on guys point out one damn joke which is against our relegion ...stop being stupid now people like you are ruining the name of the relegion..... check out the chinese joke in it its clearly exclusing islam from the jokes ...now stop discuing relegion here please and laugh your ass out cuz this guy is the funniest ass hole i have evern seen lol love you achmed :D

[selman84]

the real is american people are the terrorists and not middle east!

he killed the indiana, the afro americaners, he attack the middle east!

sry for my english :)

[shanerpainer10]

126k views..

[stormy1x2]

Fucking hilarious. I love Jeff. And to the whiners, get the hell over it. Jeff makes fun of EVERYONE - this is just one more aspect of the human race. If he didn't, you'd probably complain about being fucking left out. Sense of humor - GROW one.

[Wowscabbo]

because its good its heaps funny because bush is stupid

[EveRosser]

um, that had to be fake laughter. i laughed about 3 times in the whole thing... why does everyone say its soo good

[syedmuhdafiq]

i luf achmad !!!!!

[agathasharon]

keep out of islam, fed-up with your ignorance, find some thing else to have a fun with

[ZeroZ77]

He just added this vid, you think its made by him?

And it just funny!

[agathasharon]

it's not really funny cause all those terrorism ideas are wrong

and not funny when you make fun of god cause the day of judgment every body will be panicking will be very big time

[pkathi]

yeah yeah always the same thing...the day of judgment...the earth is flat....ignorance is believing in a book written more than 1000 years ago by people like you and me, you don't have a critical point of view! Use your brain my friend and destroy the chains of the religion, believe in our Earth SHE is our GOD !

[agathasharon]

oohhhfffff you are boring

JUST LEAVE ISLAM ALON THAT WHAT WE ASK FOR OK ???

[pkathi]

in western countries we have something called freedom of speech !you are doing the same mistake the Christian did! and please don't use the western infedel technology...because ...you know...the Evil is inside..hehe.

i respect your religion but please respect our freedom of speech( this video is only for fun is nothing serious like shitty fucking nazi stuff )

[agathasharon]

ok then i'm using my freedom as well ,,, common man not because you have a freedom to put a shit in others with your freedoms, but the point it's not a truth muslim never kill (real muslim) are not terrorist i'm feed up with this blondness ,

[SITgoggs]

SILENCE... I kill u! (laughter) lol

funny

[ali99887766]

good evning...... infadel

[littlesoutherndancer]

its just a comedy .. chill people .. yall get so deep into it .. take life lightly geeeeezzzuuuss

[SacredDragon56]

I agree duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­de

[nbradley88]

thats how the whole thing works people need to just laugh about it and move on, if it offends you make joke about them. more often then not more people laugh then are offended.

offensive stuff is usually very funny or popular, look at southpark for example. and you cant really get on them because they make fun of everyone...

[SacredDragon56]

all I'm saying is you don't have to freak out and yell at us when if u want to yell at someone yell at the dude making the jokes instead of yelling at us. chill out, I never said the jokes were right, u didn't see me type something like "ROFL!!! THAT"S AWESEOME!" now did you huh? so don't at me too cause I didn't say that the jokes were funny, not all americans think it's right, and I'm sure not all Islamic, Arab or Middle Eastern people think we are horrible stupid morons.

[SacredDragon56]

There is a stero type for everyone and there are jokes for everyone. Everyone makes jokes about other people and cultures, don't go thiking we're the only ones now. And if this vid is so bad just flag it and it'll be gone. Or is that so hard to understand?

[omarokasha]

OK dude (or chick),I don't know why a spelling mistake should make me an idiot more than making jokes on other people belief! c thats the point..u people r too shallow to look just one step further,u look just into the line..the number 72,the spelling mistake. and I'm quiet sure the person who put it is not the one who made it..but u and the others who laugh on it and think it's funny should not do this for the reasons I mentioned, or is this also too hard for u to understand?

[omarokasha]

What is wrong with Americans every time they want to tell a joke about Muslims they come up with the 72 virgins!!I don't know where it came from and it's not funny!but seems u like to laugh which is good for your low IQ,anyone who cares to know what's with 72 vergins..just ask me instead of making a stupid, repeated joke out of it..Damn I heard around five famous comedians mentioning it,it's really silly.Americans=Burgers=Idiots­=Porn(you like stereotyping now!!!)...

[SacredDragon56]

dude (or chick) chill out, oh and u spelled "Virgins" wrong in one of your lines so u just looked like an idiot yourself. People make fun of Americans too and have their own jokes for americans

and besides, the person who put this up is not the one who made the jokes, if u want to be mad and complain complain to the guy making the jokes, not the youtubers...chill out

[omarokasha]

It's OK to make jokes on (Americans),it's OK to make jokes on (Arabs)..but I think you might see the difference in making jokes on (Muslims) cause now you're joke is on (Islam) which is a religion,I think you have no right to do this or accept this as much as I don't have the right to joke on Christianity.

[shadicom]

i love bush... what does that mean

[Omarluvrunescape]

accchhhmadd lol

[Fredy0007Adolfo]

i give it a five out of five. so sweet

[MisticRorry]

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡Excelente!!!!!!!!!!

[Fabscher19]

ACHMAD I LOVE YOU <333

[zinage]

Silence! i kill u

[XxEagle61Xx]

this is xtremely funny.

[kylekilby]

dumbass mother fucke suck a dick i hate this it is so dumb black

[alvezmark]

Nice one! ^_^

[Dx4evur]

it's Achmad the Undead Terroist

[gosimpsons2]

sience i kill woot achmid

infemtel

[emogirlshosho]

its ahmad

[emogirlshosho]

hehehehe that is soooo funny

[Aintahater900]

SILENCE I KILL U !!

[darkprayers15]

SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!!..... I SAID SILENCE! haha! xD

[rizza123]

Suck a Dik

[ILUM2007]

HAHaHahhahahahahahahahaha HahahhahAhah

[Ballie800]

lmfao youtube bugged :[

[ILUM2007]

fail what? dumb@ss

[sxv123]

I like how Jeff used achmad's eyes and eyebrows it really added to the "are you scared??? No not really no? raaaaah! how bout now? not really? ra! raaah!!!!" i laughed my ass off!

[sk8erwierdo]

hilarious

[RALV444]

SILENCE!!! ... i kill you!!!

Mde in china®

oh and the best... NEW GUY HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[JSJ07]

so funny

[thatcrazybleachfan]

did you know if you stick you hand out the window the vehicle will tuuurn

[IamAnoob44]

allah damn it

[iloner1000]

SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY I LOVE THE PART WHEN HE SAYS "MADE IN CHINA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH SOOOO funnnnyyyyyy MAN I DIDN`T STOP LAUGHING WHEN I WENT TOO MY SCHOOL AND I LOVE THE PART WHEN HE SAYS "ilence I Kill You" AND WHEN he said wats the last thing in ur mind? my ASS walter told me too tell that joke... ahhahahahhahhahahahahahaha i started crying while laughing lol... :D Good job Very nice job keep up the good effort man!! ahhahaahahhaahahhahaha...... so funnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy

[xRevulotionx]

Love this guy shit is hilarious!

[sugarrush9to5]

love it!! silence...i kill you!!

so funny, gets funnyer everytime!!

[hhhelo78]

helooooooooooo iam linsy lohan hahaha

[aguadoluso]

absulotamente brutal....lindo

[16263621]

helerios

it is the best sooo funny

silence i kill u

[snuggiebug]

idrees is hot

[middleeastprincess]

that was realy funny but in same time it pisses me off bc ppl still think muslims r terrorists (only stupid ppl )and i do respect them who dnt think that and god bless muslims and ppl who like muslims :)

[ILUM2007]

you are right........those are the ignorant @ssholes .....let them think whatever they want because no one cares about what stupid ignorant people say :))

[ibrahimsonu]

this is amazingly funny

[bashmuddy]

eloooooooooooo I am linsady lohannnn

[usman10255]

nice! it was very hilarious!

[ChunkeyMonkey28]

lol

[sportsboy28]

SILENCE....I KILL U!

lol this is so funny XD

[Emdog91]

That was freakin' hilarious!! xDDD

[Emdog91]

5:52  xDDD I laughed till I cried..

[shushu089]

Silence all...I kill you ! :'(

LOL :D

[n31234]

Part 2 of 2

And to insult Muslim it is free country, we are free to talk about anybody as long the government allow us to do -- propaganda- ( nobody in this free country can make a jock about anything not approved by government, and someone did so, you will not hear about that!!)

And I love this movie,it is very smart way to tell us what is going wrong around, thanks for the upload and thank you Jeff Dunham.............

End......

[ILUM2007]

and u're an @sshole.......try to understand what people mean before responding in a polital way. IDIOT !!!!

[n31234]

Part 1 of 2

Yes,U R right Jeff Dunham, I love this country where everybody is free, and U R right it is allowed to insult Muslims but not others (even not to tell a joke about others, and you know how they are!!!!!!!!) Plz see part 2 ......

[lordofwar674]

hahahahahahahaha that was funny "silence!!! i kill you!!" hehehe

[cheezeehx0x]

haha. i love this video. i watch it like...a million times! :D

[viper0298]

I KILL YOU! So funny

[vansavage08]

why are 99.9% of these comments just repeating him? its not funny.

[vansavage08]

why are 99.9% of these comments just repeating him? its not funny.

[feliguitar]

what the hell happened to my feet?! son of a *****... stop touching me!!! i kill you!!! holy **** im in the air!!! i need some ligaments!!! rofl so funny i luv this video

[CowsRuleTheWorld3]

when he says i feel fine it sound kinda irish

[godofwar464]

hellooooooooo! i am lindsay lohan!! lol

[acdcballer]

ok..knock knock..whos there?...me I KILL YOU lol

[ilikeNadia]

sooo damn funny sia! laughing till i cry

[horsegirl155]

i kill you

[brokenlikeanangel011]

YES!!! I LOVE IT!! ROTFL!!!!

[distortion95]

Haha, What u Don't Let Jews in ur Bar?

[000wowtube000]

((Respect to be respected))

[000wowtube000]

the video is funny but its all about making fun of muslims well i dont think that its so cool to do so and as i respect any onther religon u gotta respect mined and i see how its poor for the guy who had the idea why u need to call him ahmad and are u a muslim so its all has to do about making fun of us..

FUCK HIM he is a mother fucker who dont respect him self if he do care about his religon he shouldnt start it

((What goes around comes around)) but he dosnt give a shit about his religon...

[CowsRuleTheWorld3]

dude it is just basicallly a big joke he isnt making fun of muslims he is just having fun eith a pupett

[SWAYER92]

wow tube i 100% agree with you 100%

[COLEG1997]

000wowtube000 is a gay fag because of what he or she said

[dollycool123]

ROTFL!!

you racist bastard :D :D

HILARIOUS

[usmcpittman]

silence i kill you!!!

LOL