No, Kiddies, Carlos is not gay and not a turd. Okay, you all know about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, right?
Ready for this? Carlos _isn't_a_real_person!!
He's a _fictional_ TV character played by a TV _actor_ whose name is not "Carlos", nor is his personality like "Carlos". TV personalities are not designed to mimic reality, but to sell product to consumers, primarily women. Making women apprear victims is a tried and proven sales tactic.
What the hell was that? Carlos is a terd and has a woman like that!!! Second you have to make your woman happy of she will leave your ass -unless she is a nympho of course. I was married to a beautiful woman when I was younger and date one now-if I am that lucky-I am never tired!!!! Sorry!! He needs a doctor or to date a man!!
@geonerd u must be gay!
bch11030 1 year ago
Dude, I would totally dick your wife, if you're too lame to do it.
mikedeviant 1 year ago
that was so hotttt
fastnsexy 1 year ago
She's lucky she wasn't gagged too, or didn't have to use the restroom. lol
thesilverspider 1 year ago
I lol'd
rawrimamagicaldino 1 year ago
that something my boyfriend would do...why are they so damm gay sometimes....like....really? i mean...why are we more sex active..and shit
DeploymentDiary 1 year ago
No, Kiddies, Carlos is not gay and not a turd. Okay, you all know about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, right?
Ready for this? Carlos _isn't_a_real_person!!
He's a _fictional_ TV character played by a TV _actor_ whose name is not "Carlos", nor is his personality like "Carlos". TV personalities are not designed to mimic reality, but to sell product to consumers, primarily women. Making women apprear victims is a tried and proven sales tactic.
Good morning! Coffee? Can you smell it?
ChosunOne302 2 years ago
@ChosunOne302 Dude, you're like a constant downer, aren't you?
BuffManTheThird 1 year ago
What the hell was that? Carlos is a terd and has a woman like that!!! Second you have to make your woman happy of she will leave your ass -unless she is a nympho of course. I was married to a beautiful woman when I was younger and date one now-if I am that lucky-I am never tired!!!! Sorry!! He needs a doctor or to date a man!!
s8r5dad 2 years ago
um senor carlos is a fictional character, I hope you didn't expect thumbs up for that comment
TheatreFanatic4eva 1 year ago
i love anything with eva longoria parker in it she is my fave acteress
mariahhh512 2 years ago
CAN U ATLEAST SCRACH MY NOISE
TheJoker123000 2 years ago
TOO damn funny!!
dharmaseed 2 years ago
Carlos must be gay....
geonerd 2 years ago 16
O.....M.....G!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!
serena4 2 years ago 3
lol
youASUCKproductios 2 years ago
lmao.
maryamlovesyou 2 years ago 2