Machete - Trailer

[moppenboek]

Actually I liked planet terror better!

[flamemaster104]

does this movie have nudity

[jubyvera662]

lol, cant wait for the nxt one.

[Alexhrd]

CHANNEL NINE

[ImEverythingYouCrave]

This was a shit movie

[elementsk8co]

@ImEverythingYouCrave you're a shit movie

[SamirasoFi]

Gawd damn i love this movie. my favorite part is when the ambulace pulls up, the doctor and nurses start shooting and She come out with that huge gun. what is the name of that gun?

[nelandquinten]

0:00-1:36 ugly mexican

1:36-4:00 THE MEXICAN

[SentaiFilmworks]

The first trailer was released in 2007 before Planet Terror starts.

[borrachoPerdido75]

MACHETE  KILLS!

[ThePunkis23]

Watch my new video! the best scene from Machete! Hospital scene with Shea Whigham!

[MrRufy86]

WE O SCE KE TIEN A RIC I MACHETE? COME MINIM SE NON LO ERI GIA PRIMA SARAI DIVENTATO CIECO A "PENSARE" A JESSICA ALBA E MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN QUESTO SPLENDIDO FILM PS RATT à PAKKR!!!

[MrRufy86]

WE O SCE KE TIEN A RIC I MACHETE? COME MINIM SE NON LO ERI GIA PRIMA SARAI DIVENTATO CIECO A "PENSARE" A JESSICA ALBA E MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ IN QUESTO SPLENDIDO FILM PS RATT à PAKKR!!!

[xHuMiLiaTeDx]

thumbs up if this brought you from the call of duty black ops map pack escalation

[Steglock9]

@xHuMiLiaTeDx thumbs down. fail

[magoalex711]

fake



[SpikSpokeSpoken]

27 persone non capiscono un cazzo!!!

[luckino79]

@SpikSpokeSpoken no invece sono quelle che hanno capito benissimo, l'ho appena visto una stronza assurda

[RoccoMaloo]

@luckino79 indubbiamente non può piacere a chi non segue il genere splatter, io l'ho visto ed è un capolavoro

[nickhansbauer]

HOOOOOOLY FUCK! This is THE most bad-ass movie i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!

[crausler10]

esta movie esta a toda madre y al q no le guste q chinge a to su putisima madre bola de putos gringos de mierda ajjaajjajajajajjajajaja

[ahlam33]

3:56 was cool.

[Quelfish]

Best. Movie. Ever. Well, Planet Terror too, but.. Jesus Christ, this movie is so ridiculously over the top and there's limbs flying at every possible moment... It's hilarious. XD I like how Rodriguez doesn't seem to take his movies seriously =P That's what makes it so great. :3

[Bbakhty]

ew.. Blended border smell don't breathe this...

[makedonia1903]

Antonio Banderas

Danny Trejo

Aaliyah

Joaquim de Almeida

al Pacino

Sean Bean

mila kunis

Mickey Rourke 

[jascardaface]

and some of the most successful corporations such as walmart could care less about ANY of us ...... if you ppl agree thumbs up!

[jascardaface]

if you want to talk about an education you should learn to talk with no foul language. if we are so bad why white people love taco bell and love to make fun of our native things as in songs, food dishes, and your springs beak trips to cancun. so hate it or love it we all CAN'T stay out of each others way and there's nothing you can do about it. im waiting for a latino president to unite not fight as much as you hate us ur own kind has destroyed this country (BUSH)

[pietrod1221]

porca troia state intasando youtube, mi trovo sempre sta presentatrice davanti cazzoooooooooooooooo

voglio un semplice trailer!!!!

[jastinsingh]

watch this and other movies on onlinesilverscreen. com .this is not BS,visit the site and decide for yourself =)

[BorgKing001]

Go back mexico illegal scum, go sponge somewhere else

[crausler10]

@BorgKing001 who in the fuck do u think u are u lil piece of shit if wasnt for us u will be eating dog shit mmmm mabye thts wht ur eating fucker jajajajajaajjaaj

[BorgKing001]

@crausler10 jajajajaja, don't u have a lawn to mow jajajajaj

[bartonen]

A real badass movie, i laughed til i cried. Seriously, they've suceeded with what they wanted to do. Stupid fuckers on youtube thinking that this is a serious movie must be retarded or something... I mean just look at the trailer "but they just realized, they've fucked with the WRONG mexican...MACHETE" People must be really fucked up if they take this movie seriously... Enjoyment!

[Lance241151]

this movie looks like shit! WOW. Seriously,the only reason i'm even "considering" to "maybe" look at this movie is because Steven Seagal is in it and Seagal kicks fucking ass.

[got2bchapin]

@Lance241151 are you gonna merry him? or have you suck his cock?

[Lance241151]

@got2bchapin "marry",not "merry" you fucking $5 dollar immigrant. I know you couldn't afford an education,but at least TRY to make an effort at sounding like you weren't raised in a fucking hut. Don't expect your parents home early today by the way. Your mom still needs to finish cleaning the kitchen and your dad still needs to finish mowing my lawn.

[got2bchapin]

@Lance241151 fuck you Segals cock sucker and I don't give a fuck about you and your fucking grammar and to let you know your people without the domestic work that my people do would live like stinky pigs that you are and accept it your people stink have seen it. crack head. again fuck you I hope there are not grammar errors now cock sucker ..now if there is well fuck you oh and remember after my father ends up with your lawn he is going to fuck your mother your sister and you may suck his dick

[Lance241151]

@got2bchapin "Seagal",not "segal" you immigrant trash. Ya,we "would live like stinky pigs",but thankfully all the shit work goes to you immigrant garbage,so you're the ones busy stinking up the town with your filth. =D

Your father can't fuck? What are you talking about!? Hasn't he told you yet?! We had him neutered,castrated,balls+cock cut off before employment. We know you immigrants like to fuck anything that walks,so we took precautions. We were afraid he'd fuck the cat and dog. LMAO

[got2bchapin]

@Lance241151 see this is when i say whatever ..and fuck you cock sucker. oh by the way I'm your father and son of a bitch .hohohohohoho.. again cock sucker ... and yeah i am an immigrant and there is nothing you can do about it.. and we taking over..again cock sucker..again crack head..stinky bastard..

[jenheartgiraffe]

oh my god.

that was the fucking worst trailer of all time;

"but they just realized, they've fucked with the WRONG mexican...MACHETE"

...

[NebunLaCap]

speak english bitch

[oliviaindigo]

this movie was sick as fuck.

[randomscience1]

Hilariously bad. Hate speech cinema.

[XenovannHellwolf]

Too long too boring too cheesy.

[Monkies97]

@XenovannHellwolf Umm... That's the point of a grindhouse film

[XenovannHellwolf]

@Monkies97 then grindouse films suck Im glad they wasted their money making them.

[MK360VAL]

seagal kicks some wetback ass

[smachohalla]

I bet a fuckin million dollars that Lindsay Lohan was not the one kissing Machete in the swimming pool scene!!! NOw whose with me?!!!!!

[GOANTHEMSGO]

WHAT A MOVIE!!!=PRICELESS!! I SAW IT RIGHT NOW!!!

[chvdude2000]

"they FUCKED with the wrong mexican" llmao xD

[Bbakhty]

@chvdude2000 i didn't see a trailer but it sounds like LOL)))

[chvdude2000]

"the FUCKED with the wrong mexican" llmao xD

[zaneoninternet]

i hate the real movie no offence guys it was rly shit

[70condo333]

@zaneoninternet so was the amieracan by geogre colnyy

[Ingiequeen]

IT looks so crappily made but I want to see it!

[THORMENTAZ]

Te invito a mi canal y espero alguno de mis videos te haga reir, que estes bien!

[Samiosamio111]

omfg omfg omfg STEVEN SEAGAL

[american6idiot]

i saw the movie actually its not bad classic robert rodriguez movie

[bluediamond2077]

fuck this race war crap. Mexican raciest pigs

[marcelotds21]

que buena pelicula

[blacktigerwu]

You know they don't mention this but the character Machete is actually taken from Dawn of the dead where Tom Savini plays a mexican biker called Machete that amzingly similar to the new Machete . Notice Tom Savini is also in this movie playing a chacter trying to kill Machete LOL. I have the zombie (original) Machete action figure.

[figuerebrio]

@blacktigerwu at some Spy Kids movie (don't remember exactly which one) Danny Trejo plays the role of the Cortez's kids uncle... his name was Machete Cortez...

[blacktigerwu]

@figuerebrio I've heard that before but the ORIGINAL Machete came from Dawn of the dead . It's funny they are dressed the same and also Tom Savini who was the Original Machete also appears in this movie.

[EMIUP]

why people say this movie sucks??? psssss fuckers.... this movie rules ¡¡¡

[smachohalla]

@EMIUP Yea dude.. this was a fuckin awwsom movie ive seen in a while.. I think there are some racist white ppl who aint likin d concept!

[sietepeo1]

¡Viva el chingao machete cholo del diablo mas feo que la gran puta ja ja ja!

[ozas80]

folow the Rusian,you win

[blix990]

Here's a Mexican Revolution for ya:

STOP HAVING KIDS FOR 5 MINUTES !!

[figuerebrio]

@blix990 Chinga tu madre

[myym79]

trego owns every single ass in this website

[HIDDENTECH2]

VIVA!!! MEXICO

[quebestiadecarro]

Machete rules!!! This movie is so hot!!!

[SuperBored5]

danny trejo is the mexican chuck norris

[matrixlone]

@SuperBored5 haha also checkout the new trailer for hobo with a shotgun

[TorontoCreator]

boycott this movie White people!

[vannucchi10]

@FrancescaGaracci Concordo!

[Mojazz16]

Danny Trejo being "the good guy"? WOW! All star cast, this is a must watch!

But the trailer sucks though, looks like an '80s movie.

[bmuralter]

the first film with steven segal that isnt a b-action movie. i realy looking forward for that stuff, it will be an epic experience!

[mikle108]

que idioma es este? es una broma eso?

[maoket]

machete is a good shittt!!!!

ke ganas de verla en el cineeee lokos!!

[pimpcaca123]

ariva mexico

[mxmahony]

@pimpcaca123

SE ESCRIBE. ARRIBA, CON DOBLE "R"

ARRIBA!! MEXICO,

Pero la expresion correcta es VIVA!!! MEXICO.

Saludos!!!

[sonsofrage]

machete dont text

[SunsetSideVet]

It would be cool to see Mickey rourke in the 2nd Machete

[chOppA967]

MACHETE DONT TEXT!!

[daking1256]

@chOppA967 MACHETE IMPROVISES

[sharkevil30003]

@chOppA967 MACHETE IMPROVISES!!

[sandmanzcommin08]

@chOppA967 MACHETE IMPROVISE....

[bigdaddyhg]

They just fucked with the wrong mexican...awesome tag line

[rastaN1PPL3S]

i owuldnt fuck with a mexican with a minigun on his bike!

[metalreign81]

I love the "Escape from New York" shot------the one where they show the guns lying on the table-------Robert Rodriguez is a huge John Carpenter fan

[TristaBleja]

JUst seen this movie pretty fucking good LOl

[ANSYS754]

Machete should rip off Justin Bieber's testicles

[iQuadriPod]

@ANSYS754 Nope, the dude from planet terror should =P

[ANSYS754]

@iQuadriPod Machete is professional, he's better

[MassacreMonk]

@ANSYS754 WHATS TESTICLES?

[ANSYS754]

@MassacreMonk Justin Barbie is a hybrid of male and female

[sheeplenator]

A movie about a mexicunt trying to kill an anti-immigrant Senator. I have a better one How about the guys from the expendables getting dropped off at the American border and lets say they start killing all the drug lord and ILLEGAL immigrants from coming over onto OUR soil...sounds awesome

[MisericordiaVerdader]

@sheeplenator

Its a movie about a Mexican who kills white pig americunts and gets away with it

Just like Arizona, we kill white pig ranchers and cops

We will kill more white pig people for fun there just wait

[sheeplenator]

@MisericordiaVerdader We have yet to play cowboy and mexican yet bitch. When we do I assure you we will carpet bomb the fucking marble you stand on.

[MisericordiaVerdader]

@sheeplenator

Internet raging trolls like you have too many fantasies, that comes from doing but trollraging youtube

When you got nothing to do, you think too much

When you got something to do, you think about what you do

Youre a jobless lonely internet raging bum, shut the fuck up and go find a job piggy oink oink =D

[YAH619]

Mi piace molto Io sono Messicano !!! jejej parlo un poco il Italiano

[Palpatine393]

wtf is wrong with her. is she mad at the audience???

[atomichead777]

don't fuck with machete

he's like a mexican chuck norris

[1xersol3]

Truethfully,! This is just another way to make money of our people. But to b posetive about it, id rather see this people together to wake people up,.! Not just mexican's.! But all people.! Stop dividing and start unityng!! Goes to tell that we watch , but we dont do nithing about it!!! Mexica Tiahui

[DominusLuna]

I live in Arizona too. lol

And I support the Immigration bill.

And I'm still gonna go pay to see this,

because THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN.

[Tonster1998]

this is a spinoff of the Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse Planet Terrror and Deathproof. They should've done a spinoff of Happy Thanksgiving slasher trailer parody of Grindhouse

[mitchhmm]

@Tonster1998 they will be too, i think. i've been hearing rumours of it and i hope it's true!

[95degroutc]

love robert his film are amazing

[jeffhardykid123]

Holy FUCKING SHIT that was EPIC!!!

[kd4adv]

I'm gonna go see that! :)

[pnksexyd]

Okk...Skipp Da Women Alreadii Get 2 Dii Trailer..-____-

[SubZero1703]

Odd this is happening now. O.o

[negro13abg]

viva mexico cabrones. alley boys gang

[ItaChuPR]

trailer or slut talking shit lmfao

[stupidmonkey121]

lol its coming to theatres this year noob i saw it in the movies when i saw pred update info

[kj7286]

lindsay lohan hahahahha

[evildevildmon]

this is one of the best movies ive watched other than blood in blood out

[miserablehumanbeing]

nice ione



[lolggnorm]

wow time to call the deportation office!

[matiaukas]

@lolggnorm and make them fuck with the wrong mexican? i dont think so

[bargentube]

@lolggnorm time you find out you fucked with the wrong mexicans

[sorckz]

@rts4761 Mexicans'' stupid

[TheVgstudio]

i live in arizona awsome

[bargentube]

@TheVgstudio yeah me too isnt this the best friggen movie for Arpio?

[RareAirSupply]

CHEECH is nothing without CHONG

[solidus311]

@rts4761 Haters gonna hate.

[1988sonnyb]

@rts4761 ????

[goldieboylover986]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCk!!!!!!

i gotta see this!!

[Buckleofbelt]

this is going to be so great! I hope they have a TON of spy kids references

[marshan3q]

@Buckleofbelt they are, this is supposed to be a prequel on how the Cortez' started the OSS

[marshan3q]

@marshan3q i think.....idk, something like that,

[rkeidgames]

michelle rodriguez will get devoured even with an unwashed......-----

[gam3rgodproductionz]

@rkeidgames racist

[drunkbarkiller]

HuH???? xD



[AlegouveiaII]

YEAH! I WAS PRETTY TIRED OF AMERICAN COMIN' TO LATIN AMERICA KILL THE DRUG DEALER, AS THEY THINK, EVERYBODY! FUCK U USA!! FUCK U KKK, SUUUUCK IT UUUP!!!

[1N5iGN1a]

@AlegouveiaII fuck mexico and fuck the mexican minorities in my country

[Veroga9]

@1N5iGN1a dude you just doing what the government wants you to do do you know how you fight this race bullshit? dont be racist

[bmuralter]

@1N5iGN1a stop thinking this racist bullshit i m from germany we know whats on the end of this line

[alexiionn]

They JUST FUCK WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN!

[1988sonnyb]

this movie's gonna be a goddamn blockbuster!!! all great actors star in it:

Danny Trejo, Cheech Marin, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan (how great those 3 sluts are), DON JOHNSON (the best Lt. they could ever choose), Steven Seagal (it'll be a great fight, both Seagal and Trejo are phenomenons in martial arts), De Niro and even Jeff Fahey's a great actor!!! Look forward to seeing this in theater..

[LightningEidolen]

@1988sonnyb Michelle rodriguez is not a fucking slut!

[1988sonnyb]

@LightningEidolen I said it just to say it, I don't really think she's a slut, but I'd like to fuck her hard, I have to admit it..

[garciacrgloria2010]

@1988sonnyb support your mexican right , support this blockbuster for what it stands for , the hell with any one that dont like mexian americans i have lived here all my life and was born here like every one else and proud to be american . and will defend that to any level.

[TexasRattlesnake88]

Era, what is this?

Good stuff. Lot of the same stuff from the original trailer.

[duckbar2]

i didn't like planet terror, machete looks even worse. i'm boycotting robert rodriquez movies from now on.

[blinkness]

This is cool and all, but i think it mught just create a reace war or maybe a riot.

[Slyngshot]

@blinkness

wow some people are really impresionable

[Slyngshot]

@blinkness

wow some people are really impressionable...ITS ENTERTAINMENT

[FireThunderTV]

Beso mi nachas Mexicanos.

[Vlyger]

Rated X

[darkiestan]

They just fucked with the wrong mexican!!!!

[TheZombieJC]

@darkiestan They just fucked.