What Happens When you Work for Microsoft

[GabMesIRT]

Microsoft : Hell of a drug

[thebluebeanie]

I WANT MICROSOFT NOW!

[Hummi87]

I once understood him screaming: "caaan u efford iiit?"

[nord11k]

He bought deodorant:) /watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs&feature=r­elated

[hankazaria]

I thought for a second Chewbacca screamed there at the end.

[airflind100]

this is sparta........baldy has gone crazy.

[daesix]

this guy is dumb

[MrRightFFM2]

crack is a hellova drug

[Lyricstothego]

AWKWARD......

[neugim]

wtf?

[Dgamer5000]

If an overly enthusiastic CEO is enough to make you hate an entire company, your opinion on anything does not matter.

[123Jus1]

Was king of toaster was this recorded with?

Also, is, is he high?

[ptmccann1]

Nonsense like this, which can be equated with the likes of Walmart corporate morale building, makes me feel even better to be working with Apple Inc. This is so transparent. Who is the genius who thought that acting like an amphetamine-fueled maniac would actually encourage workers? That doesn't psyche me up and you're ignorant if it does. A company's ideology and products should be the only morale tactics that it needs to facilitate excellent production.

[GeekBoy03]

Steve Balmer #2? You noob. Balmer has been CEO since 2000, the #1 position

FAIL POST

[XXXBartlebyXXX]

holy moses, he surely is on cocaine!!! what a moron (from germany)

[rannz7]

hes gay

[menendeze83]

Love that guy!

[K1ng440]

lol when you work at microsoft, you will get few stuff for free.

1. they pay you to be an asshole ( coz billgates an asshole )

2. they pay you to get fat ( coz billgates like fat guys. coz he is gay

3. they pay you to make shitty product ( coz bill gates is an asshole )

4. they pay you to repair xbox ( coz bill gates didnt make xbox better. shit product from microsoft ) ( my xbox 360 slim died in 30 minute from unbox )

[pettah93]

@K1ng440 are you 12 years old? cause it seems like it..

[tivrfoa]

is this for real? I would also love Microsoft I had his wage.

[DMan6194]

Could any one imagine if you were at an apple keynote and Steve Jobs walked on stage like that !?

[utMagicMushroom]

Oh Dear... That's just W R O N G ...... I mean, WTF was he thinking?

Hi Steve, can you say "I just made a complete dick of myself"??

As far as I can tell, I just found out what happened to Vista..

[nobesrool]

You no what i like microsoft, i mean think about it theyre always gettin put down, either it be by sony or macintosh, and i personally think they are doing a good job

[utMagicMushroom]

@nobesrool Why?

[pbk718]

I have four words for you: "I AM ON CRACK!"

[wowkidlrn2play]

The xbox had to be made by A DIFFERENT person LOL.

[gatekeepermkd]

this guy is definitely on drugs

[TOMMY95215]

answer to the title... you go fucking crazy :)

[TOMMY95215]

answer to the title... you go fucking crazy :)

[slink2111]

ecstasy works...;)

[DeathBloodRider]

I think he's trying to say buy a PS3

[eduardite]

Developers, developers, developers!

[Nanotech233]

Looks like the CEO went bananas after Gates departure. Well I am glad I am safe with Linux now.

[PCXPBOY]

u guys realize steve ballmer is a millionaire, this guy is so funny lol

[lilduce75]

This is why I will forever stay with a PS3..

[SmartGuyMan]

Well...maybe not when the PS4 comes out....

[toureyoumoh]

@SmartGuyMan 

[SmartGuyMan]

@toureyoumoh Yes?

[bradpitt021]

@SmartGuyMan This is why i hate Sony and Microsoft. Even Nintendo! No Decent Console are made in this 256bit era.

[VanMedia]

@bradpitt021 wow, FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME! videos games these days sucks, they lost their touch and magic, doesn't what console or pc. games these days have better graphics but sucks overall

[discfighter111]

@lilduce75

enjoy your no gaems

[sawybean125]

Its like he has been told to be happier, justlike Gordon Brown told to smile

[55runescaper]

xbox had to come from those guys

[luisjx]

what? i thought he was gonna say "I do cocaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!!"

[NoelDelfin]

@luisjx that's 3 words

[MegaCasualgamer]

fat piece of shit

[garni323]

just like the xbox 360 fanboy's!RETARDED!

[SmartGuyMan]

When you think like that, I can see why...

[MrPhreezing]

fuck him dude xbox is shit

[Films4You]

Mr. Bummer

[Luizao940]

That Why i bought a PS3

[joerocks33]

check out the rack on that guy!

thats not right, is it...

[WoopaTV]

You got four words? Oh, I've got three for you:

What... the... fuck?

[kizzizzile]

Is he really serious?

[maxfromtamworth]

this is why im still with ms :D

[ibrahem2002]

i like it , full of energy that's what all about microsoft

[crgiphoneapps]

no crazy just like mircosoft

[amplebits]

That's some serious passion

[grandcollection]

I wait for them to open that innovation center in Serbia.

Gonna see if it`s possible to work for those.

[Thetrutv]

Whats the name of the song ?

[quutamo87]

I have 3 words for you!

[malik932008]

Fuck Windows, but want bill gates money xD

[bradfordbulls4lyf]

es probably just lost his virginity to bill gates and is really happy bout it

[TheNike1982]

And YES I OWN A 360 But im gonna also buy the ps3 slim

[TheNike1982]

Now I know why the Xbox 360 IS THE SHITTIEST CONSOLE EVER !?!

[gamer210196]

crack ?

[ninjaperuano395]

wow that guy is friken crazy!!

[ninjaperuano395]

id rather not work there with  steve on the loose!!

[otoronguito]

My God. This must be the fakest demostration of joy I've ever seen in my entire life. I understand that microsoft needs to brand themselves as a happy and cool company to counter atack Apple's campaign. But...this...well...I have no words

[JoTheShmo72]

This happened in '05

It was really before macs were getting a tad more popular.

[flavour54]

I bet he wouldn't love it so much if you chopped some zeros off the end of his salary figure. If you love it so much buddy, then do it for free.

Steve on unpaid work experience

"I hate this f...... joint"

[njohan81]

I understand why Bill Gates went from Microsoft.

[0rip0]

Is it me or does he look like Peter Boyle as Young Frankenstein?

[SmartGuyMan]

Not interested then?

[tamigleason]

what the hell is wrong with Steve?

[TheGReaper1234]

ummm i hate my pc now. off to the apple store

[warlock016]

similar to mr. kennedy (RAW-WWF) when entering the fighting.

Ballmer says: Mrrrrrr. Baaaaalllmmeeeeer!!!! ... Baaaalllmmeerrr!!! ... Ballmeeeerr!!!

I dunno how an idiot of this kind could be running Microsoft, it's obvious that Bill Gates doesn't know anything about his "friend"... lmao

[pen1232]

hahahahha i do too, i love microsoft apple sucks, with windows you party hardy hardy

[jotceka77]

I also want a Bit of this Extasy.

It`s great how you can see ;-)

At least it makes you love the Microsoft-Company !!!

HAHAHA

I LOVE MY MAC

[itzREAPINGSLAYER]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM

[SmartGuyMan]

Easy with the language!! :s

[tcoop27]

when you work for microsoft you go crazy cuz yo shit dont work

[joewillgo]

Yes, Microsoft drives you crazy. in so many ways it does

[BobbyHil]

fuck this cunt. what an absolute fucking loser. fuck this cunt. if i worked with him i'd hate it so much.

[pakhero4lyf]

THE FAT SHIT NEEDS TO GET A LIFE

[airplanessss]

all i can say is... w...t...f!

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[thedarkdragon89]

at least he isn't a douche like steve jobs he wears different clothes and he get's excited i'm sure i don't want a prissy ass mac plus mac has no fucking games and I'm a gamer plus bill gates is alot better than jobs even though this isn't about him it just had to be said he's alot more badass he has a mugshot from my hometown hells yeah

[NorCalExplorer]

Ballmer unhinged! He looks like he was about to have a heart attack.

[redsbleeding2003]

i think that day he prolly got notification of his new stock option package

[952839223]

so god damn american!!

OVER THE TOP

[xxchimbombisxx]

I love being motivated I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterMind300]

lol

[thekiller4820]

now this is just not right.

[Fire4FX]

LMAO fat dude is just passionate about MS. I wonder where all the remix videos are of this clip :p

[thekiller4820]

tell me about it

[kentatm]

and people dont believe we are descended from apes?

[SmartGuyMan]

Most of us aren't.

[martinas32]

I'm laughing so hard :D

[Lewisdennis666]

hes not a baboon just american

[loudrussell]

I want my money back you fucking baboon

[Dukenukem155]

no wounder windows never work right

[rossc12345]

i start making similar screaming noises whenever windows crashes

[Fire4FX]

LMAO - bump!

[JSEProduction]

What is he gonna do?A heavy concert?

[buttik12]

this isn't the wwe

[LolUgoBOOM]

rofl

[KANNO40]

WOW what was he smoking before that night

[ghgh521]

steve is challinging every1 to a fight

[gurung8888]

i THINK HE GOT A SPAM OR VIRUS LOL

[thien0995]

SPAM IS GEWD FOR US!!!

Most likely a virus, maybe something he picked up while watchin all that porn!

[masteraj666]

what a pshyco

[matmat182]

You, young boy, are an flidiot. An flidiot I say. hehehehehehehe.

[bakerben80]

Kids,stay away from Drugs

[ragman2008]

roflmao

lol

rofl

rotflmao

and whatever the fuck!

[sovereignfate]

wow..... I was maiting for his heart to attack!

[TrickyP88]

hes well on pills

[rdoetjes]

A shame he didn't get a heart attack, what a twat! And what a junk they sell, boycott idiocy and use Solaris!

BTW It's baLmer not Baumer ;)

[SmartGuyMan]

I had it as Ballmer, but then thought I'd got it wrong. At least HE won't have to suffer the humiliation that Steve BaUmer would receive. ; )

Buy a Mac, not a pc.

[rdoetjes]

I use a Mac as my desktop and Solaris as my server. I avoid MS like the plaque ;)

[slimydick23]

I hate jobs like that. Because the guys who are acting like that are the ones that are so excited because they're buying yachts and getting bonuses every month bigger than your annual salary, and they cant figure out why you're not as excited as them

[Fiberawptic]

this guy has gotta be a rockstar, he would have the best concerts...

[1357900000000]

yeeaaahhh yyeeeaaaahhh c'mmooooooonnn!!! yyeeaaaah!!!!.....

[Isaachtft]

I feel you !

[LiquidWaffle]

gill bates- the onion movie.

[kevinwxli]

that was 5 words

[playb3yond2oo8]

no it wasnt retard

[Andrew00]

What a fucking idiot, he's going to look back at this and just be like "What the fuck was I thinking?"

[gutt1717]

This video PWNEDS ALL GOOGLE VIDEOS 5/5 GET UP ON YOUR FITS GOOGLE

[AntiMeat]

As u can see hemorroids are very painful after a mexican lunch.

[lazlowe1984]

Hahahahahaha Google FTW

[ThatCanadianGuy420]

My lord i hate Moneysoft

[LadyNinjaKagero]

Someone was either drunk or just got a big promotion for finding a way to fuck its consumers in the ass with Microsoft products.

[DopeR82]

Ehum... Seems Like Sum1 Wanted 2B A Rapper...

[mycubes7879]

calm down there.

[motorola99]

Seems like someone told him that he was going to be promoted to be CEO or Google hired him.

[fnogyrabyore]

wtf

[GhettoDawg]

lmao someone was drunk.

[AzulTheAwsome]

3 letters lol

[gutt1717]

hahah

[indipendentmedia]

i'm ashamed i use microsoft products i'm dealing with my dad now to buy me a apple macbook

[xxmuffins352xx]

why would you want to lower your self to use a Mac. you cant play all the new PC games on that peice of shit mac so why waste your money.

[SmartGuyMan]

You can play all the games you could play on a pc now, because of Boot Camp. You can run windows on any new mac and infact, the fastest windows vista running laptop/notebook is a mac. On top of that, if all you ever use your comp for is gaming, you have no life.

[wykh]

i'm bying a mac.

[cifi10]

he looks like hitler

[Sam4751]

hitler = 1:00. Try watching it without sound there.

[Yougotownedeee]

He sure is awsome

[sherehind1]

this balmer chap looks and sounds like a real dick head. I can't believe I design solutions for a product that is headed by him.

He is truly a mental case.

[tokyoronin]

I think I've just been castrated.

[Sam4751]

I've just realized this - Try thinking to yourself at the start, does this man have really bad constipation? Look at 00:14.

[RohenQ]

He probably heard something that pissed him off right before show time...

[bmtimv]

steve baumer is awesome

[rockstar4ever09]

macs kick butt... windows aint got nothing on em. :)

[Klappro]

it look liked he was dying

[focusboyfocus]

and Microsoft outsells Mac because..... Tell me again why???

[occultdestroyer]

Because PCs are cheaper.

And not exclusive to Microsoft. You can buy a Dell, HP, Alienware, or Toshiba with Microsoft in it.

When want to purchase Mac OS, you actually have to buy an Apple product.

Now that's retarded.

[obsidiantech]

what a ridiculous moron. Talk about no shame. I hope this jackass has a stroke

[E121C]

this guy is terrible at intros.

[jaguarf11]

Was this the opening of MSN Smackdown 2006?

Steve Balmer, I have 4 words for you: "USE UNDERARM ANTIPERSPIRANT PLEASE!"

[DesertFox57]

I think hes happy with the money Bill Gates is paying him.

[jfBerne]

poor guy...

[jfBerne]

what does Steve jobs will think about that?

[vendetta0]

good point...

[Sawta]

God...its like that senator that was screaming, excpet for much longer

[marcuss86]

Vindous Mast Dai

[winnar1986]

So apparently, Steve loves this company.

[jadhaddad1982]

fuck microsoft

[baro0202]

What the f&**. Yikes!!! This dude has to be on something. He is not cool.

[Sam4751]

I got three words for ya...You are INSANE!! YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[y1ink]

damn, he's gonna have a heart attack.

[mikepcbeach]

kool-aid, anyone?????

[SmartGuyMan]

Lol.

[kgsfilms]

Umm... Ill just work for Apple pluse its closer.

[GamoTheOne]

That guy look like me lol!