Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 10]

[Aaron36913]

CHOCOLATE IN THE MOUTH,VANILLA IN THE PANTS!

[SuperNinachu]

by pressing 7 8 and then 6 the right way.. i got him to say " i gotta good nose to rape you now" it was funny.

[99ph99]

its not rape if you like it :p

[BaileyCantar]

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of dick"

I DIED

[Riotstarter101]

"Chocolate in the mouth, vanilla in the pant. That sounds kinda weird, don't repeat that." :D Waaait..

[hilaryboo1]

"oh God pls dont hit me with lightning i was only joking D: " lol

[xorandomind]

omfg i love you so much (:

[AshleeLilyAnne]

This was on my 10th birthday :D!

[iHeartYouhX]

@specialwh0 more like you should search The GazettE they all look like girls to me o w o (no offense to fangirls, I think their music is pretty good)

[specialwh0]

Pfft. Swifty, if you think the lead singer of Tokyo Hotel looks like a chick look up the band 'Versailles Philharmonic Quintet' and look at the guitarist.

You would re-think what you said. c:

[hayley1234409]

u know whats fuckin awesome about this video is that i am a pirate!!!!!!!!! yeas a rainbow pirate that eats gay babies

[IchooseFire]

my last name is duce :)

[SnookiIsLife]

im totally calling it shwinging now...

[kintgy]

Hey little fatty, Blahh, blah blah blah

[TheCinder21]

Bill Kaulitz is soo hot <3 and swifty of corse! ^^

[RainbowNaithanNerd]

press 5 100 times for spam XD

[RawrEqualsiLOVEu]

"...id put flowers and bunnies ...tht way when i torture u u feel happy at the same time...."

im pretty sure tht means ur havin bondage sex lolXD

[silo898989]

I can't believe I got sucked into watching this...

[doublephycho]

swheet

[gottalovegrif]

pwned



[Rosetta0626]

wait wouldnt it be jack and jill went down the hill to fetch a pail of dick? just wondering...

[GOLDENCHEESE34]

I LOVE THE FRESH PRINCE OF BALLAIR

[AkatsukiLover33]

@GOLDENCHEESE34 ...it's Bell Air XD

[jameelahxoxo]

A-MAZING SWEATER<33.

eheheheee

SHWING. lmfao.

[Kendall192Baby]

I-h-o-p-s...........waiiiiiiii­iiiiiitttttttttttt !!!! xD

[ILUVUysoblu1]

jack and jill went up the hill to get some marajuana

jack got high and dropped his fly and said jill do u wanna?

jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun

but silly jill 4got the pill and now they have a son

[laughworldpeace]

Swifty's hoodie ; squid or ghost?

[Sarahdactile]

@laughworldpeace its a blooper from super mario

[chibirose2]

remember, its not rape if you yell surprise first.

[Sllepwiththesirens33]

Powned!!

[awesomeness00121]

SAY I M A P NISS

[awesomeness00121]

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of ..DICK!!

[awesomeness00121]

dhocolate in the mouth vanilla in the pants...............u should have said vanilla in the mouth chocolate in the pants it sounds dirty

[awesomeness00121]

matthew brian brown.................owned!!!

[missmusic17ily]

Its not rape if you like it(; its just suprise sex(;

[Ranblackheart01]

Bill Is So Sexi Tho!!! XD

[jackiezoe929]

My old friend use to say its not rape if you say suprise. It was hilarious cause one guy screamed it at my friend and chased her around the block

[TheRockergirl82]

I love that squid sweatshirt. <3

[pupyzgirl101]

ITS NOT RAPE IF YOU ENJOY IT SWIFTY~ *winks*

[BreeBreeBrokenFreak]

XD is it rape if i yell SURPRISE! LMAO

[HaleyU100]

wat is powned?

[PATDrules4evr]

@HaleyU100 Poned is like.. let's say this.

It's epically winning. xD

[WayOutDere9874]

ad was funny

[XxTY5697xX]

star wars episodes 1, 2 and 3 were really good, i am a star wars fanand for me i think that they kinda tied up the story of Anakin Skywalker n stuff

[TheHealerIzAwesome]

Your smile is adorable!

[mester0113]

OMFG, I search for Swifty, and what I found?? WHAT?! -This gay....

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

this is majestic

[DeathStrukkAlKa]

My names Johnny Thor and I'ma break your dick

[DeathStrukkAlKa]

My names Johnny Thor and I'ma break yo' dick.

XD

[XxTY5697xX]

@DeathStrukkAlKa best line eva

[aerosmithkidrock]

@DeathStrukkAlKa wow my ex bf used to say that...CREEPY...well not to me....all va jay jay

[darkmattersunshine]

I was SUUUuuppperr into Tokio Hotel for a LONG time ... but th first time I ever saw them I thought Bill was a girl too.

I still think he looks like a chick.

Even though I"m a fan :PP

[MonsturrfulCookie]

lol...on fable...i'm always the good guy xP

[xXKewl25Xx]

Nice Blooper Jacket. LAWLZ.

[RockStarIsland2010]

NINJAs ninjas can have beards or they can use their epic ninja skills to pretend to be a pirate

[RockStarIsland2010]

my lil pony wallpaper

[lilemochick3]

lol surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!:)

[BigTimeFan111]

Pirates are WAY better than ninjas, I agree :)

[comeandgivemeahug]

Fable <3

[TheHotcheetos67]

i love ur jacket



[maru93th]

I love Tokio Hotel and at first I thought he was a chick too. But I'm glad he's a (hot) man ♥

[Shidai2100]

I'd call sex, cookie :D

[merydivaahRawwr]

umm bill kaulitz may look like a girl or whatever but hes still hot :P

[KaelGian93]

"no, because mai pant's aren't sexy" LOL

[marsgirl666]

Why ur eyes weren' t blue back then. ?.

[boomingpearl]

you do look like jesus a bit ....

[CoCaineCHiLDS]

SHWING



[xXpr3sXx]

But Bruce Lee is a ninja without a beard and hes a million times more bad ass than Chuck Norris??

[sicroyalty]

Wayne's World! Schwing!

[crazytango45]

my dad totally thought that bill kaulitz was a chick and he said "wow shes hot" T_T ugh and i told him what his name was and he looked disappointed

lmfao

[ChellieZombiie]

I still think "Bill Kaulitz" is a female.

[lifeispreetiful]

I love how in every video you jar a "moral" to it lol u fukin love you!

[jacob111995]

5:30 i would so do that

[G0THG2RL]

How many of yuall went off and searched, "Bill Kaulitz?"

[IrishSkarlett]

Turn on transcribed audio than go to 0:58 XD

[WolfGirl577]

Hey Swifty.. Wanna go Shwing down by the Shwing? ;) Kidding Kidding. XD

[Plushire]

Is it rape if you yell *SURPRIZEE** xDD

[AbuseSSD]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pill of DICK xD lol

[KateyBabiii]

PONE IN AMAZINGLY HIGH VOICE****

[MissZydrateAddict]

i gots an urgent question. do u ever butt fuck pizza? or other various junk foods?

[ScaryCatwoman]

Bill Kaulitz is so sexy, even straight men gets a boner.

[xxfan4musicxx]

jack and jill went up a hill because jack wanted jill candy but jack got a mouth full of cock because jills realy name was randy

[browneyedbabygirl98]

dude i fuckin love Bill Kaulitz but i luv u anyway! u have the beastlyist hair!

[Zahn42]

how bout ninja pirates if they had beards?

[Paramunks]

Bahahahahahahahaha I Burst out laughing at @3:58

[MsOsma]

wanna go shwang needle dick? thats right i sent u that email

[1998crazymaddie]

daymn u sexy



[KimberyCullen]

swing:3

[distractasourus]

fable!!! is amazingggggg

[tashaMELY]

"IT'S NOT RAPE, BECAUSE I WARNED YOU. UHH!" :D I LOVE YOU SWIFTY

[TheRockergirl82]

My names Johnny Thorn and I'm gonna break your dick...

[ThePuglover05]

love the smile at 2.54 xD

[cod5fan1226]

i beat fable 4 times bitch

[KittiMitties]

if Swifty was actually Jesus........{explosion}

[rockerxchick313]

"schaaawing"- Wayne and Garth :)

[ILikeYourMovements]

Kidnapping is a strong word, I prefer to call it "Surprise Adoption."

[whateverfu]

pail of dick lmao I miss old ask swiftys! >_<

[shayzilla09]

i could be doing my 100 pt book report but i think i'll watch all ask swiftys

[NeverShoutzNever]

The girl he called lasts name was Brown.

I think it was his sister :P

[kofermen]

fat kids are harder to kidnap

[lukeisco0l]

i wish your vids went back to this :C

[Korbaline]

Its not a squid its sperm xD

[briyze]

@Korbaline its a mutated swifty sperm...only found in the testcles of the swiftussdumbassus :P haha i <3 the OLD swifty :D

[MissRawrPantz]

lol show guys a picture of chris crocker and they think his hot until i say he has a penis

[XXkandiedwiggersxx]

I KNOW A CHICK NAMED WINTER BROWN!! Shes an indian :))

[MsBandfreak101]

i love the squid

[heartbroken0kitty]

lol yea! tokio hotel! and im sure we all thought he was a girl at first.............. IM SO ASHAMED! lol

[leahrosecorner]

its not rape because they had chance to run away ;)

[torisomerhalder]

PONED

[hotcuttie22]

LETS SHWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smithxstfu]

"I am Jesus" Yeah, little did he know he was gonna look like Jesus in a few years.

[iTextYourMom]

I love your accent. :)

[MsLovelessEmo]

XD bill kaulitz does look like a chick but he's uber sexii!

[1234animecrazy]

OMG I LOVE FABLE~! >D I am alway the good guy though... LET US BATTLE! *Shoots arrows like HEEEELLLLL at u*

[kkbaby19]

my best friend and i love this video! her last name is Schwing and we would both totally schwing you down by the schwing:) aha

[darkshadowsrok]

tokio hotel pwns X3

[CrazyJess0410]

@darkshadowsrok I KNOW DATS RITE!!! *high five* ...Oh God im weird

[darkshadowsrok]

@CrazyJess0410 no ur not and HIGH FIVES -high fives back- XDD

[CrazyJess0410]

@darkshadowsrok Oh yeah i am but its fun hahaHA!! I just love findin Tokio Hotel fans. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SS!!!!!

[darkshadowsrok]

@CrazyJess0410 IKR!!! i felt like i was alone in that department cuz im the only TH fan in my friends D= it makes me wanna cry T.T

[CrazyJess0410]

@darkshadowsrok Aw that sux. Thank God i'm not. My cousins are the ones who got me obsessed and i LOVE them for it lol

[darkshadowsrok]

@CrazyJess0410 lolz i heard them from a quizilla story so i was just looking them up and i got hooked XD

[CrazyJess0410]

@darkshadowsrok lol i did that too kinda I was like "Aw thats a pretty girl-oo wait"

[darkshadowsrok]

@CrazyJess0410 lolz XD i didnt prolly cuz i didnt look up pics for him till i went super crazed by tokio hotel. even then tho these lyrics poped in my head "DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY bada bada DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY"

[darkfeelings5]

@darkshadowsrok i know what u mean im super crazy about TH but all my friends go like"what so awesome about a guy that look like a girl" IN MY OPINION.....that just makes him hotter ^^

[jbjjlover]

Pwned!

[dennizioplayboy]

spel IHOP and then say NIS

[JessiGirlPro]

this is extremely funny cus at this time, little did he know so many ppl would be calling him the HIPSTER JESUS

hahaha xD

[bjorkismyhomie]

maaan swifty is hot. i'd smash.

[kristin1lund92]

ironically enough... You ended up looking like Jesus in episode 42 x)

[bellajasmine1]

Dayum swifty ;) your like right funny man!

[KimblesxAndxBits]

Fuck all the Star Wars haters XD

[Nomortaldaredtodream]

Even though you thought Bill Kaulitz was a female, i still love you..

[ncrodman]

i would of laughed so hard if he wasnt really wareing pants :O

[TheAbbieEdwards]

jack and jill went up the hill to fech a pale of cum haha im so wrong

[actressgrl9]

97 people's torture chambers don't have awesome flowery wallpaper.

[salamandra000002]

omg I played fable like 5 times and im always the bad guy to cuz its easy to be bad >.<

[breyerhorsegirl1234]

Dude ur videos are awsome i love u.and love thee jacket =]

[waffleguy00]

ctrl+w=no ads

[yolanda0916]

Stop posting shit about Justin Bieber on ever fricking video ppl. It's mildly annoying. Swifty you're to funny

[Shadoweaver407]

I all so bet that 99% of swiftys fans are girly 10 year olds that love that TERRIBLE movie (you know the one i mean).

[Shadoweaver407]

I bet swifty and justin bieber love each other.

[TheBestes00]

constapated overweighted out of style lozer!

[Ninjaskylar]

I'd definetley shwing with you(;

[iluvdance1011]

SHWING!

[PurpleNinjaRawr]

i miss this swifty <3

[iTaylorable]

hahaha i feel bad for ever has a lisp and tries to say swing. and they end up saying schwing. "hey wanna go schwing?" xD

[boredomltd]

nothing! because I already got my present ! x) yes

[westsidebunnies]

mmmm its sexy as hell when you try to lick your squid:) haha!!

[anishaluvswho]

your eyes are so pretty your hhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooootttt­ttttttttttttttttttt

[ninjagirl878]

Lol I used to get mad at people who said Bill looked like a chick, but eventually I had to admit that they were right XD. I still love Bill though :)

[roxile7]

is his ear peirced? When he was apoligizing in to god I could have sworn I saw some sparkle on his right ear.

[VeinsFullOfPoison]

@roxile7 i saw it too! i saw something sparkle! o.o hha

[Helloilization]

@roxile7 oh yeah it looks like there is something there

[sabukisabinaphan]

I knew that tokio hotel singer was a guy when I first saw their video my fds told me, though I noticed how much he looked like a girl... But my grandma didnt so she actually called him a cute girl O_o wtf.. It took me fifteen minutes explaining her that it is a guy, after what she spitted twice..

[Christine2Rawr]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww dont make fun of bill kaulitz

[laurenkiki]

@Christine2Rawr nobody is makin fun of him lolz im pretty sure more than half thier fans thought he was a she at first xDD i did xDD

bill kaulits FTW >:D

[Christine2Rawr]

@laurenkiki haha true i didnt tho

[kirbyxfuzz]

PWN'd!

[TheVickygirl1]

God I love your hair it looks so cool!!!

[SparkSSBM]

blooper!

[littlecreamsodababy]

i made a bracelet that says "shwing" on it

[summerainegirl1]

My name is Summer I have a sister named Autumn and I know someone named Winter

[XXKerriKaulitzXX]

Ahahaha about the lead singer of tokio hotel XD I'm a girl but I showed my friends a picture of him and they're like "Holy shit, is that a chick?!" I laughed my ass off. Oh yeah, he's hot :D

[miladsafi12]

i like his hair what is it called please some one answer it

[marioiscute12]

0:00 skip ads

[Xsingersdarkpassion1]

Fuck off swifty,I love Bill Kaulitz .still love ur videos

[UnsexualPorn]

:O Lovin the Blooper Jacket

[SuperPunkemon]

ninjas all the way

[HumanoidKiddo]

Bill Kaulitz. <3 <3 :DD

[snapcracklepop87]

Your exactly like an older version of deefizzy.

[stefizbawmbxxxx]

i like your jacket! <33

[hayleymichelle13]

omfg say poned one more time and , IMMA BREAK YO DICK!, jk

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@hayleymichelle13 If your SN didn't indicate you were 13, I'd be tempted to reply to your comment with "PWNED!"... ahhhh shit! You're gonna break my cock and frame me for child molestation. Gah dammit!

[hayleymichelle13]

@VHTLtdDimarzio 13 is my faveorite number kid lol, i'm 17

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@hayleymichelle13 In that case, wanna give me a call when you turn 18? ;D

[hayleymichelle13]

@VHTLtdDimarzio no thanks,... STRANGER DANGER!