Dog Crashes Car!

[josephthewierd]

whats up with u and old ladys

[SDRULES2]

i made a website all about fluffee i love you fluffee talks ur soooo cute i love the way you say house its awesome and sexy

[skulgirl123]

I am obsessed with the way you say 'bad dog'...

[whitestar5005]

u cused 3 times im going to go to ur moms house and tell her and yes i no where she lives

[derek2g]

`you dont have a dog? than what sthe dog that appears in some of ur vids?

[thedreamofalldreams]

the dog was getting back at his owner for neutering him

[welfare956]

fluffee is everything you talk about a bunch of bull shit

[saikoscocial]

@nuno19982010 omg i looove that show!

[frogmistres]

we had a dog do that at the santa clause house in north pole alaska, made the paper and everything lol

[ElizaaOzx]

Curiosity killed the dog

[marrr1mbanator]

fuck.

[Scrubs141]

I wish my dog could be my designated driver, luckily i'm great at driving drunk!! I consider it a challenge.

Challenge: Get home alive and don't get pulled over.

"Challenge accepted."

[dinofighter101]

Or you can teach the worms in your brain how to drive! :)

[cheyennerossnicol]

I bet the dog just wanted a beer and the owner couldnt speck doggyish and the dog was like what the hell ill get it my self so he tolk the car and put it in to drive hoping if he crashes into the store the wall will like brake but it failed!

[lilrandy0921]

if you were wasted then dog drives what if he got waasted by "accident"

[lover2baby]

no they put the dog to sleep forever! haha

[asus7607]

what if he wanted like a dog toy and he forgot to buy it, i can se a dog screaming WERE THE FUCKS MY TOY! then like crashing into a 711. wat would you say to that, i would be like dude my dog crashed into your store... did we get it on tape! xD

[Konk74]

i think the owner crashed the car, put his dog in the front seat, and made a run for it

[14littlenicky]

@Konk74 thats what i would do lmao jk

[iaminsane2140]

maybe the dog wanted some liquer

[rosepeadle]

im not joking my old dog hated the vet one time he jumped in the front and put his paws on the wheel

R.I.P sampson

[topbanana188]

Or maybe after a few beers the guy touches his dog inappropriately

[lolface111234]

dog crashed car in puppy court - "I PLEAD THE FIFTH AMMENDMENT"

Dog judge - "Dog ammendments, 5th = go to jail, your guilty"

dog crashed car- "WAIT! MY OWNER IS A LAWYER A HUMAN LAWYER"

[leahduguay360]

puppy prison! lol

[GoldenKnight422]

Next they will be crashing our airplanes in old people at the park

[DemonBunniez]

Aww I thought you had a dog.

[11sonicthehedgehog]

@DemonBunniez he does now

[DemonBunniez]

@11sonicthehedgehog oh, kewl.

[DarkFroslass]

The way you said "Puppy Prison" was hilarious ! xD

[Animallover1620]

dude you have a lizerd! me too!!

[666PunkDrummer666]

You don't have a dog? YOU DO NOW, BITCH! She's called Rose or something...

[BAMitsMOI31]

At least you now have Rosie to drive your car :)

[TheReligiousWaffle]

It's kinda sad because if a dog bites someone and the person dies, because they get rabies or something, normally the government will make you put them down..... SCREW YOU GOVERNMENT!!!! DOGS HAVE RIGHTS TOO!!!

[MasterOfFlash92]

@TheReligiousWaffle If a dog bites some one period lol, they dont care if the person was kicking the dog its always the dogs fault in their mind >_> stupid heartless mofos

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

co za atsy

[shadowluigi7734]

@JonnaJacobsen1995 You can't even say a comment that fails enough, Oh, and it translates to IM GAY in Polish.

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

@shadowluigi7734 I thought it said: what acne... Oo

[griffallstar]

u didn't smoke enough before this video... not as funny...

[MrLazyBoy76]

killer dog lol

[MariiAndMikesMusic]

sooo... he didnt succside stealling liquor wf , i told him to do that , that fucking dog ows me 30 bucks

[FuFuRogers]

Or maybe the dog was like, "I'm gettin me some vodka" and he didnt put the brakes on and crashed.

[MrJeremyacash]

if my dog did that i would just be too overcome by awesomeness and i wouldnt even be mad i would brag to my friends theyd be like my dog can roll over then id say oh really my dog can drive a car

[TheClankMan]

There is a reward, just they have to post it on tv.

[KamiB333]

Anyone notice it is into a liquor store? And he would have needed to keep the keys in the car... He probably was trying to teach his dog to be his DD, since it was into a liquor store..

[FuFuRogers]

@KamiB333 Or maybe the dog wanted some vodka and he forgot to put the brakes on sohe crashed

[FuFuRogers]

@KamiB333 Or maybe the dog wanted some vodka and he forgot to put the brakes on so he crashed

[RAPFURY1]

LOL, "just shuv his nose in the old woman's body and tell him it's bad"

[zillybock]

what? the dog wanted snops or vodka

[aPococurante]

Did FLuffee get his dog because he wanted it to drive his car..?

[mopoman0]

TERRORIST DOG!!!! 

[Lugialover009]

EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT MY DUMB AND DUMBER COMMENT. SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!! I ALREADY FUCKING SAID THATS WHERE I GOT IT FROM. YOU FUCKING TROLLS.

[DerplesThePanda]

@Lugialover009 i dont get it........was that suppose to be funny........because it wasnt

[Lugialover009]

@DerplesThePanda Then you have no sense of humor.

[Lugialover009]

@DerplesThePanda No go away you fucking troll.

[DerplesThePanda]

@Lugialover009 im not a fucking troll, i hate how EVERYONE is over-using that term, thanks to that RWJ faggot. and you still have told me if that was suppose to be funny or not, so im going with no.......... 'cus it wasnt

[Lugialover009]

@DerplesThePanda Actually a troll is exactly the way to explain you. Thats why you hate it because its used against you. Btw you dont think its funny because you couldnt think of it >:D Oh and btw U MAD?!

[DerplesThePanda]

@Lugialover009 super cool story, bro

[Lugialover009]

@DerplesThePanda Wtf? And btw im not a dude.

[DerplesThePanda]

@Lugialover009 super mega ultra cool story, thing

[Lugialover009]

@lawrencebanksbanks Shut the fuck up i already said ten million times that thats where i got it from.... you fag

[barbiegirls2]

Teach your lizard how to drive; like in that old cartoon the magic schoolbus?

[crunchbite09]

lol wat an asshole dog :)

[TheArcaneWolf]

I think he was taking the dog to the vet to get neutered.

[sexyvampirelol]

they would

put the dog down nut

to puppy jail

[ZBecicka]

my freinds blue heeler somehow managed to get his truck in2 gear and ran it through a fence b4 he got it stopped. mayb these dogs r related.

[thugnut94]

Thats when you pull an Old Yeller moment and shoot the dog.

[xxiloveyouxx420]

Dogs have to take responsibility for their actions...

[fantasytraveler]

what happedn to ur puppy?!

[redsox258]

good doggie! keep running over all the black people and ill keep giving you treets!!

[LIZZYxxLIZZY]

geet ' a dogg ;D !

[STEPHYBBY96]

mayb he was tired of his dog bowl & wanted some of that good stuff ;D

[supersexaysamus]

when i was about two, my mom left me in the truck and i started to drive it and my mom tried to stop it by standing infront of it, ha my mom is such a dumb ass

[MrDannymac09]

You rock fluffee

[creed1524]

my aunt recently bought a Prius, so I made my dog drive it. The supid mutt drove right into a telephone pole. That may sound good at first, but the piece of shit was too slow to get a dent.

[coolL9457]

every second....a pet causes £1000 worldwide i guess......

[1blueroanfilly]

yea, shove that dogs nose in that dead old women :D

[tmyrac]

wow nice excuse for the crashes lol

I'd like to see your lizard drive a car fluff

[tmyrac]

wow nice excuse for the crashes lol

[ssuperangel18]

"they can't send him to puppy prison"

LMAO XD

[MrRiptoe]

274 dislike are the owners that pets cant drive

[ODSTxRedxDragoon]

u mean a dog like cujo

[YUBETUBER5647]

ouve got a dog now!!!!!

[hunnygotowned]

@YUBETUBER5647 I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT XD!

[gazzxr]

u know what , you're car will get so fucked up if u hit a dog by it on a highway... probably will crash and die latter...

[KieKieHuTkn]

I can teach my lizard...

[Akantrex]

LOL, I can go to the bar n get wasted, then my dog can drive xD DUDE; YA SO FUCKIN FUNNY! :D

[Niclie21]

I would love to charge my dog for going in the house

[CoreyCanadian]

The dog probably was like you ain't chopping my balls off bitch!

[teddytalk32]

yea let the dog drive he knows the way home.............

just give him the car keys

[TimberNightSong]

Maybe the dog just came from the vet and he was angry and thirsty and just wanted a bear so he decided to try running the car into the wall to open a small space to get in. If he can drive then i am sure he can open a door, pets are always watching us go about our day to day activities so you never know what they know.

[UniqueCandle]

you shove his nose into the dead woman's body and tell him its bad

R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O

[alexgdawg911]

bad dog! u dont crush old ladies with cars!

[kozkhaotic]

lol

[syfearsniper]

i just read that

[ChainSaw771]

i cant pause the video where ur not making a funny face lol

[Lugialover009]

It was a cross breed of a shih tzu aand a bull dog... He probably called it a bull shit

[syfearsniper]

@Lugialover009 boxer

[TheMRSHAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

@Lugialover009 U GOT THAT FROM DUMB AND DUMBER LOL XD

[Lugialover009]

@TheMRSHAAAAAAAAAAAAA IK I LOVE THAT MOVIE XD

[mattandalex3000]

@Lugialover009 that's from dumb and dumber...

[ChatRouletteKiller]

@Lugialover009 lol dumb and dumber

[Akzeriuth2]

@Lugialover009 Oldest Joke EVAR!!!

[Lugialover009]

@Akzeriuth2 your point?

[nicole2535]

@Lugialover009 you got that from dumb and dumber

[Airbus294]

@Lugialover009 steal lines off of dumb and dumber dickwipe?

[Lugialover009]

@Airbus294 Shut up you faggot and read my other commment I said thats where i got it from you fucking retard dont judge right away you fucking faggot ass

[adtv2]

lol i would love to see a lizard drive

[stuff456789]

This comment is underrated

[ColdGemini]

wat

[Bongtasia]

ehu hu "D D D"

[7Milk7Shake7]

maybe this dog had a plan to like.. drive in the liq store.. and BAM it explodes... and the dog knew this all along and escaped through the car window while the car was heading towards the store the only thing that back fired was it dident blow up.. talk about assasin dog.. I will never look at my poodle the same way again..

[paragon028]

Send that pooch to the local AA. That mutt's got it really bad!! 

[vampbrilda18]

even dogs are assholes these days

[nepalichiq]

oh god. lmfao "puppy prision"!!

[megadrummer2]

My son drove my pickup through the parking lot and crashed into some cars pushing them over the concrete parking bumper. Good thing cars were parked there cuz there was a huge ravine beyond that. An off duty cop came in the dealership and said my truck just wrecked. Aparently my 2 yr old kicked the gear lever into drive w/ 5 yr old staring out the back window as it drove away. My wife got out to put stuff in the car we were picking up at the dealership.

[vanillastar011]

@megadrummer2 what? u talk 2 much srry

[ps2creator]

YEA UPLOADED ON MY BDAY!!!

[KrAseLeGenD710]

VET for shots...

[Dman52397]

10 stars for driving lizard!!!!!!

[victorhugomuzi]

haha i cracked my self

[UltimateRocker11]

that would b badass if dogs could kill

[Mr1Patriot1]

@UltimateRocker11 dogs can kill o.O

[wingeddemon5807]

its not an accident, the guy was an idiot leaving his car running

[trevorzate335]

the dog cant be literally charged but in the event that something happens, for example if he attacks somebody then the owner takes the charge and the dog gets put down.....

[trevorzate335]

the dog cant be literally charged but in the event that something happens, for example if he attacks somebody then the owner takes the charge and the dog gets put down.....

[lauriesworldrox]

my llama cann drive

[alibugbug]

lol one time my dog was on probation for pooping in the neibors yard

[KyutoAbridged]

opps sry turtle(cat)

[music2962]

haha "you shove his nose in that dead woman's body & tell him it's bad" haha

[katiab3llabtchaz]

can we c yur lizardd ???

[miniwars123]

if a dog became a murderer, then they would put him to sleep...

[HitmanAssassin11]

but what if the dog wanted to get wasted so he decided to drive in and get some liquor or however you spell it i forgot

[rapelpecho]

dogs take responsability if they bite someone hard enough they are euthanized

[maddog4261]

I want to see ur lizard

[kingofdeath56]

Dog wanted to a way to get in there, so he can get drunk.

[penwuin]

lmfao btw that is kind of sad the scarecrow story ( sad as in what the hell.)

[pkta1]

they will take him to the pound

[INSANEGABBER]

you have lizzards cool my too i have 3

[tinyLeafTornados]

they would put the dog down..

[shelby3022]

thats an awsome dog!!! if my dog could do that thatd be so coool

[72ve17]

no matter how you described them it will always be the owners fault

[Christy12211]

U SHOVE HIS NOSE IN THAT DEAD WOMENS BODY AND U TELL EM' ITS BAD! lmao

[matthew1440]

they'll put the dog dog or arrest the owner if the pet killed a person

[cathaterful]

that dog needs 2 b put behind a wheel and if it drives use the emergency brake a spray it with water if it doesn't give it a treat we should do that with all the dogs

[na19911]

Dang.. I should stop having my pet monkey driving my car...

[na19911]

"thats a good dog!!! BEER ON ME!!!"

[inuyashaANDsonic]

they would put it down

[habitat414]

you are fucking hilarious

[666hatchetwarrior]

you crack me up FLuffy

[robfisher1]

too much talk, no video. meh

[megaaveragekid]

@robfisher1 can be improved...;]

[kandiman7979]

@robfisher1 its called fluffee TALKS u TARD!

[insanit1complex]

cool you have a lizerd awesomewhats his name

[gideon1452]

@insanit1complex

Nubz.

[xxjonkoxx]

shove his nose in de dead womans body! hahaha

your hilarious dude!

[hannak26]

ahah your so funny

[vVWOWVv]

haha, totally reminds me of Brian Griffin... xDD

man I wish I had a brian DD:

[lybiansoulja]

wtf

[Edgaras124]

you dont crush ladies whit cars you crush ladies whit motorcycles

[roboticorange]

When I was younger, if my mom and I would go somewhere and leave our dog in the car, she would lay on the horn when we were inside. She's a smart dog! It was pretty hilarious and my mom always got embarrassed.

[wowhead123xx]

a long time ago my dog locked my mom out of her car lol :)

[superman2858w8]

you have a lizard?! lucky!!!! :D

[lozfmawarriorsluver]

OMG u have a lizard what type of lizard i have a leperd geko

[doofman3245]

so many people......... cursing

[xsasukaxuchihax]

@doofman3245 I know, right.

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

@doofman3245

oh shit man i know right? so many fuckin p3opl3

[scukmawea]

not Driveing under the influence

[scukmawea]

D.U.I. means Dog under the influence

[Tiffany22080]

kool man weed is AWSOME FUCKERS!

[TheLiittleGamer]

Your a fruity Britt

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

@godrevygrommet

would3nt b3 talkin.. your british

[VALKIR4636]

but if it did kill someone , wouldn't the owner get charged with involuntary manslaughter or something?

[croy10067]

they will just keep it alive and send owner to jail or put the fucking dog down

[lp2105]

LOL that story is from my country.

[palmbos]

lol teach your liz ok mess me back if you do! lol