How Not To Play Hitman part 13

[VVPprotivVseh]

AAAWESOMME!

[JohnMaxibillion]

Best intro yet!

[Domenicomn]

i gonna try this....

oh man! the doorman is dead!

later...

oh hi doorman :3

[Domenicomn]

3:45 neck break

[Domenicomn]

the best musics i ever heard are notbowen musics in the hitman series,and are also the only ones that dont EXIST in Ares T_T I Hate My Life

[kenshinjanevski]

Lol when you said just the suit don't get all grab-ass i literally fell of the chair

[AwesomeRKOShark]

I live in Holland ... XD

[killerbumble]

Hitman Absolution coming 2012.......Will continue the series with that game?

[surerpanos]

You know Hitman Contracts had amazing gameplay but the graphics sucked

[NextGenerationLolz]

Why not continue it with Hitman 2 or 1?

That would be cool..

[lego11758]

ooooohhhh the beatles!!! ftw

[colourfulcool1]

i dont like this opening sequence as much as the others >_<

[TheLethalDoughnut]

Yay! the beatles!

[zakyzeek]

contracts was definitely the most blatantly fucked up one of the hitman serious.

[djkilldozer]

@zakyzeek How so?

[zakyzeek]

@djkilldozer ah, can't explain very well...maybe 'the meat king's party' could be one example.

[joshbored15]

no where near your normal stats: as much stealth as aggresion? tsk :P

[cloudandglenn]

yeah our weahter suck ass!

[GrandMufti1897]

@cloudandglenn So does your weak English :P

[zakyzeek]

@GrandMufti1897 so does your cute little emote, which just makes you look like more of a douche to him even more than before he really looked at it

[GrandMufti1897]

@zakyzeek Get some glasses, I wasn't even talking to you.

[zakyzeek]

@zakyzeek i know that. it was a joke, not at your expense. get some glasses.

[cloudandglenn]

@GrandMufti1897 touché

[SuperDuperStijn]

I come from the netherlands :)

[chicasurfista011]

you didnt find the girl in the building doing a private dance to a guy... that was a total WTF

[markd9011]

In soviet russia kraut helmet wants you!

[hoolahoop75]

godfather reference

[GamerG0d1337]

All of the various weapons: $7,000 dollars

Gold Desert Eagle: Free

Gold Bullets: $100 each

Toni still bleeding after a few hours of lying there: priceless.

[uriflagrate11]

Dude, woah, a dead body... I Need some Doritos LOL LOL LOL

[dioacdcironmaidenftw]

Whats the intro song called.

[ihatecalamares]

@dioacdcironmaidenftw lady madonna - the beatles

[DrOrtmeyer]

1:15... sssooo your reporting yourself for shooting guys in the ass.. dude screw that...

[MarijnSmith]

Meldt zich means "reporting himself|"

[shutyourassthanks123]

you should make a vid about the zombie easter egg in blood money and make it look like that 47 "accidently" triggers the easter egg and he's running around and dosent know shit (it shouldn't be a how not to play hitman) vid

[ILCOVERU]

@shutyourassthanks123 what zombie easter egg?

[shutyourassthanks123]

@ILCOVERU type in "hitman blood money zombie easter egg" on Youtube ...

[ILCOVERU]

@ILCOVERU thanks

[MrDutchWarrior]

WERE NO DOPE HEADS!!!!!!!!!!just kidding i love your videos

[AlphaHawkP]

"Tripped and fell on some bullets"

Some of the greatest words ever spoken, Tom. I use that line in the games I play all the time =D

[LilPunKid]

You most likely know this now since these vids are 4 years old, but you can shoot the locks on doors and they open automatically. No fiddling, while getting filled with shotgun shells and such, required.

[razzg]

WOAH MAN! A DEAD BODY!! I need some doritos.. xD

[zakcolin123]

Why are there confederate flags on the inside of a dutch biker bar?

[letsgetitstarted]

lol saw this two years back..had to come back again

[UltimoDaReaper]

how the fuck do you get full stealth and full noise/ violence?

[DrTranify]

THE GUARDS HAVE FOUND THE DEAD BARTENDER!!!

"That could be a problem"

[pizzasoldeir2]

lol ending "Toni u still bleeding here?PRICELESS!"

[TheDarklord0211]

:D MAKE MORE!11111 YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!!!11111111111111

[PYOOTER213]

lmfao feel that shit lol dont grabass it haha

[johnvip123]

this vid is a bit less over kill than the others...

[Archy506]

what's the name of the song playing during the credits?

[Bah56]

tripped and fell on some bullets. win :D

[anatefcan13]

My favorite 'favorite'.

The game being "balls to the wall".

The commentary being fantstic.

As well as the intro being able to cause one to wet themselves with glee on a regular basis.

All in all, six out of five.

You may not be Bowen, but you are indeed, 'The man'!

[ihasnotomato]

i need some doritos

[clelliott2000]

fresh samples lol great videos i have watched all of them

[aldrickbarber35]

LOLz Dutch weather. Oh,yea.there's a misison in ROtterdam,Lolland. (My friend in Holland calls it "Lolland")

[idantothek]

u r great editor.

[ShadowkingA321]

Micheal Corleone sends his regards.

[Korther]

TIMMY FELL ON SOME BULLETS ROFL

[GamingGod34]

Wow dead body.......

*A few minutes later*

I need some dorritos....

*Walks away* xD

[TimeStryker]

Lol Toni's not a dutch name :p

the weather is pretty dutch though

[chaz3345]

dude u r a genius...seriously well done

[JazzmanJessedereu]

meldt zich, wth?

[Reversd2u]

that means im there

[Sporeness]

You still bleeding here Toni!?

[klye256]

Rolf XD "Your hair haircut is ridculous take me to your boss rolf !!! XD Xd X XD

[shorty2347ful]

"i need some Doritos" GOD BLESS MARIJUANA ! LOLZ

[oggy1o2]

oooooooooooooooo

[ninjashaun1337]

I NEED SOME DORITOS TOO

[gallogian2]

lol "I need some Dorritos".

[aa85079]

u b epicness

[pipboyf3]

Michael Corleone say hello!Y want some doritos!

Very nice.

[pipboyf3]

Michael Corleone

[Adrian5606]

47's dutch oven? Xd

[joshua17mendez]

lol GOD BLESS MARIJUANA

[x0lyfe]

rotterdam is a pretty messed up place but the nederlands as a whole are a really, really nice place...

great vid though, keep it up :)

[bretjuuh]

WOOHOO go holland! we have the greatest hookers EVER XD

[SilverJoe2003]

Go to romania for the greatest hookers EVER and cheaper...

Tho the STD rate i think is higher:D

[HuNtEr0067]

yep

[Hero1922]

i live in the states and all i have to say is ROAD TRIP!!!! ;) (and yes I am aware that hollan is in Europe across the ocean so i can't drive there, just thought the idea would be funny)

[snakemerc]

haha so good :D

[Jayveeeeee]

Thats 400 stars for this vid

You made my day man

[renz54]

Beatles intro ftw

[Spartankiller51]

coll intro man well done

[mafkees6000]

i live in rotterdam :D great movie 5/5

[miniG4]

micheal corleone says hello XD!!!!!!!

[Dengar999]

so funny I like it

[shawntwnty]

HAHAH! And apparently some fucking great dutch weather! I come here for cheap easy abortions and hookers, Not a wet fucking suit!

[Pablopa999]

Then go to Mexico, its the same but without the bad weather

[xyugi0007]

Lmfao, poor Toni xD

[GVNMadeInHeaven]

Awesome series. But... errrr... where's part 11?

[ezecoo]

...... really

[3608394]

It had to be deleted due to copywrite. Heh, 3 weeks later you get your answer

[szekelymihai]

pool stick? what pool stick?

that got me lolling

[lollypopdude]

Great editing and amazingly funny, good job!

[hammerandclaw]

is your haircut is ridiculous take me to the boss really in the game? lol

[HMSwarrior]

these vids are great

[heavenisadarkplace]

which game is this

[Nekhet]

It´s Hitman: Contracts

[teamjoe3]

And, most of the intro is Hitman: Blood Money

[dimiTTar]

Oh yeah! Motorhead for life! Now I just can't stop shakin'...

[ThePersonofComents]

I said the suit, don't get all grabass.

[CoreMarine]

wow... HES STILL BLEEDING AT THE END?

[spyda78]

that was great

[asdfbim]

don't you get that he completed blood money?

[Angus13]

Yeah, as witty and creative as Bowen is, the same missions would get boring.

[cornishpastie9]

He could do the missions he missed.

[DnBrandom]

Nah,too boring.

[AmishChief]

tripped on some bullets...

[JeffLeong1993]

You still bleeding here,toni?XD

[Bennyboon0]

and hutspot in the beginning is a recipe for carrots and unions XD

[Bennyboon0]

the biker dudes are rip offs of the hells angels, and i know the son of the underboss of the hells angels in rotterdam

[jogge60]

And?

[partysoco]

CRAK ON THE BALLS

[shaddix11]

dude, whoa, dead body...I need some doritos. God bless Marijuana

[Spyhunter3391]

im guessing your the person who likes classic music thats cool ya know but im not a big fan of it like Heavy rock better

[Wallalaahh]

meldt zich??? online translator fail :P

[RedSHARK6]

lol this has my favorite intro, musics are also good

"Johannes come quick Toni is bleeding to death in the doorway! Tripped and fell on some bullets"

:D

[jambowowow]

hahah

[Magoo108]

Doritoos :O munchies..

[eltonzzafg]

as they say "meld zich"??? wtf that doens't mean any thing. translated it means "i'm here" or that he's gona report his position perhaps

[narutim097]

i reporting for duty

[eltonzzafg]

ok your right my bad though i doubt it is ever said with out the first name...

Hitman meld zich..k

[narutim097]

wel i don't know about you but i am dutch

[Redhotice54]

Why when you have to type in the code when you exeed the comment limit do they make it so god damn difficult to read it :S

[weshoulddoit]

"dude woah, dead body... I need some Doritos."

lololololollolololololololzzz

[TangoDown6869]

I come here for cheap easy abortions and hookers not a fucking wet suit.

Mother salways said I should be a gyneocologist

[calrogman]

Woah, dude. Dead body.

I need some Doritos.

[TaskForceOfficer]

bastard has a Kraut Helmet. *gunshot* i always wanted one of those. *steals uniform* LOL

[SimCity4IE]

Oh sorry, I though it was a level in Germany, not the Netherlands! Sorry!

[Ramon609]

dude i live in dutchland how dare you to kill dutchmen =( =P

[SimCity4IE]

It's DEUTSCHLAND. I speak German if you want to know why I know the spelling.

[Ramon609]

uhh dude deutschland is germany and dutchland is netherland (holland)

[SimCity4IE]

Yeah, I didn't look at the video first. I thought it was a misspelling. =)

[Ramon609]

lol it hapens

[Sandshark43]

"Your haircut is ridiculous, take me to the boss" is an automatic win.

[mero93]

What does it translate? SHANK?

[jost789]

hey can anyone tell me what game's used?

....please

[Scyeth]

hitman??? do you know how to comprehend?

[ajaksbackpac]

lmao! i want some doritos..

[journeythroughhell]

Francisco Scaramanga, the man with the golden gun - awesome reference.

[shinobijesus]

that appeared to be one of your highest stealth ratings...

[jwunschie14]

The intro movies are freakin awesome!

[DutchManticore]

Dutch HOliday?!

[kickeragga]

god bless marijuana LOL

[SimCity4IE]

I need some doritos....

[mjkkk]

Thats how we do it in hollandXD

[thewhulk]

u said it XD

[Zantaff124]

"The intelegence of the guards is questionable, but these doors in this game are fucking ingenius." Lmfao. These vids' are great, and the inros' are fuckin' awesome.

[sirprintalot]

where's the white house episode of HNTPH?

[FroogleEatsGoogle]

it's part 8

[homicidemaniac]

"fell on some bullets"xD

[Bibouba2]

I need some doritos

[thewagstaff]

Intro music sounds like Mario! O_O

[MattyDienhoff]

Your intros and music choices are frigging ace.

[ruin4you]

at 1:55 its gynecologist not geinocologist :P

[nuclearforge3]

Lady Maddonna- The Beatles

Awesome!

[HappyDamnation]

Probably the best one out of the series. That suit IS fucking awesome.

[kerplunk098]

notBowen, having played both games, which game do u think is better, hitman blood money or contracts?

[bignoisematt]

blood money

[kerplunk098]

yh, i agree. i havant playeed bm but it looks better than contracts

[XTCHitch]

blood moneys the best as it is the most well rounded.has less problems.great game.contracts is sometimes unfair.

[ITryMakePeopleLaugh]

This is from contracts not blood money isn't it?

[kickeragga]

10-13 are contracts

[soldierorsomething]

ooh! how horrible...my is Toni too 5/5

[Gothrock44]

LOL

hey guy i decided the dreds had 2 go

[therealslimshady24]

i said the suit don't get all grabass lol

<3 You :3

[ninjast4r]

I liked the Godfather reference. That suit is pimp.

[Jeowulf08]

That is about the only place where you could look normal walking backwards in a Kraut helmet!

[sman14GTA]

your HNTPH videos always have weird songs.

I LOVE IT!

[xxxartixxx]

and behind door number 1!.

Ah, culture.

mother always said i should have become a geinocologist.

hahaha really funny man. 5/5

[DutchCop]

Yep, that's our culture -_-' :P

[Jaketele]

Great music!

[cricketperson97]

What is the song in the intro