How To Have A Perfect Relationship

[Hyperspacewizard]

Okay this one is the most real and helpful one in my opion the rest are funny but this one can be taken seriously.

[MrGlen707]

2:01 kinda saying like he's a animal lmao

[AmethystStar94]

The guy is funny =P

1:06 made me laugh.

[lovebug3856]

Can you do a video of how to get a relationship???

[soccerchiksalwayswin]

having a bigger brain means nothing enstine had a small brain but it depends on how deep the wrinkles are in your brain

[Cezyca]

I love his acting!

[oliviathefolkie]

"Women often don't want solutions - they just want to be listened to." SO TRUE!!! So many men fail to realise this.

[stormbird08]

THese two are so cute :)

[Ninjendo92]

Lol I like this vid, it makes me laugh, it doesn't have to be accurate for it to be enjoyable :D I have a jealousy problem, so I when certain ex's are mentioned, I can't help but give them a right slagging. However, my other half has learnt to understand and even join in with me and it's one of the reasons why I love him so much. I'll give my life to him <3 Happy valentines

[thegman2]

this should be the mans how to guide on getting along with women. Its does work.

[mpg3250]

any1 knows if it works? lol

[FryScreamer666]

Sometimes the female voice commenter shas a bit f a dutch accent :P

[FryScreamer666]

Actually, mine was critisising my previos relation shit and I WAS LMAOING about how right she was :P about my ex XD

[content999]

lol nice Garage band music in the backround

[lolspud]

I lol'd heartily when he held up the spatula.

This is so cheesy, unfunny and overall, crap, but I love it.

[WILLOW5033]

Oh, Man when they said "War of the Worlds" I thought they were going to say "don't argue about war of the worlds" Hahah

[JoanaMara]

2:22 hahaha the ace he makes :D

[idontlikeyou92]

CRACKERS DOD GAMMIT NOT BISCUITS! GRR

[ActionRetroToons]

...

- Honey, what's with this shit in the shower?

- Surprise! Now, where's that beer?

Beer is LOVE ! Beer is PERFECT ! Women aren't beer !

DONE.

[alexandre0161]

That s called alcoholism. You should consult

[ActionRetroToons]

- Dinner is ready, honey! - Shut up and gimme a beer! - But I want to watch... - If ya touch the remote one more again, me is gonna punch in the face. Now give me another beer! - Honey, do you like this new dress I bought with YOUR credit card? - Yeah, it looks nice (whatever). Now where's that beer? - Honey, how about your ex-girlfriends? - Uhm, they're (buried) in the front yard. I need another beer. - Let's make some Yoga, honey. - I don't want to. I just one another damn beer! ...

[savoysouth]

Sarah Coyle -- Please marry me!

[acktar666]

im a grammaton cleric, i dont need this.

[ElderLordAresNecrus]

video jug is acctualy pretty cool it has some cool stuff <3

[NeedyWolf]

It works

[Murjoe16]

Men realy do need to sulk. It helps!

[MrSanctuarys]

pause at 1:56 luluulul!!@!@

[PayBackKills]

HA HA HA This is intensely funny.

[acidtangerine]

i specially love this two actors

[Madzziex]

as we all know:

Men are from Mars and

Women are from Venus

hahaa

[crfan11]

chese ,biscuits=]

[breakerxtreme]

one of the best video made by video jug 5* really love it!

[salps3]

i dont sulk i just do the silent treatment

[ALUCARDuae]

that girl is HOT

8D

[ALUCARDuae]

Q: How To Have A Perfect Relationship

A: always fuck

there you go

mystery solved

[Closecallgs]

i think both of them in the video are dead funny

[amuar]

Men do have bigger brains than women, but that is because brain size is correlated to mass. Because men are, on average, bigger than women, their brains usually are too. However, both men and women's brains have about ten billion neurons, and brain size isn't necessarily consistent with level of intelligence.

[amuar]

whales and elephants have brains that are bigger than ours, and yet we are more intelligent. perhaps the reason that most inventions and discoveries have been made by men is because since education has been introduced, it has been mostly limited to men until the last century.

[dmerien]

intelligence is not made up by the size of your brain but to its size in comparison to your body size. this is because most of your brain function is to control your body movements. for instance one of the most intelligent group of animals are corvids (crows e.g.) obviously their brain is a lot smaller then ours :-p

[thomasthemtman]

@amuar so you must be Mr. Know it all!?! right? or do just want to seem that why to make friends? Well im one person you won't fool with your chewbacca mask and dirty foot fungus

[tiffanysnumberone]

only compare previous relationships when you say "you're my world, you're better then all the rest i love you to death" tht's it. lol

[pakanaman]

Obviously writen by a women its seems the man must always adjust to the womens ways and the man is a sook but no no the women

[artistgraphic]

Pakanaman - Did you watch the whole video? It was pretty half and half to me. And pretty true. You little moron. :D

[pakanaman]

You are obviously a women... if you research you will find out that women have a smaller brain then man , I am not being a smart ass I am Serious, look it up, so calling me little is wrong because I am 6"3 and i don't resort to childish name calling as you do..I am a man which makes me smarter and stronger then you... yes I am your superior

[ABBAfan1991]

ugh!! what a pig...

[DrainyuBohay]

There is a peice of advice I can use from this, my boyfriend is EXTREMELY sulky when irritated and I tend to become OBSESSED with what's wrong with him

[billybatson55]

men are from mars

women are from venus

put it in a hole theyll suck your penis

[squarewalker3]

i broke up with my gf she was soooo obsessive

[billybatson55]

dude i wish my girlfriend was obcessive thats a turn on for me though lol

[kickass2557]

god someone tell me how to get a girlfriend

[DistortianSleep]

Ask one out.

[nutster9000]

Oooh too scary!

[RichhhR]

Read The Game

[RichhhR]

or just start talking to girls and experimenting

[MonkeySwordz98]

Make a Girl Laugh Alot and then the next day ask her out

[nutster9000]

Well that's certainly the wrong way to go about it. God has been ignoring me since 1995.

If going by religious types then I'd say keep the faith, eye contact, a depressed - mean look and grow some stubble, then at least those beauties start to flirt with you. That's as good as it get's though in my experience as I lost my confidence in a deep cave somewhere in my psyche!

[kickass2557]

im not one for nuns they scare me but thanks for the advice thought better than the ones above

[VOMMHATRED]

Fucking your girlfriend while she is passed out drunk is always a good step too.

[DatJaicoKid]

I love listening to them, thats probably why im a hit with the ladies ;) jokes haha :P yeah, listen and respond, 2 simple things can get you far in a relationship :)

[TsarObezyanka]

OMG reading what your girl says to you is what I say to my boyfriend when I ask him about his day the factory.

Yes we want to know how your feeling and we like to listen to your day. Although would it make you happy to "listen" to us talk about our day and gossip?

[kiecool1994]

I completely agree with you man sulking a little bit is good for a guy

[krackon123]

All nonsense. If there's one thing that my previous marriages have taught me, it's that you should never give in. 

Never compromise.

[EasterBunnySucks]

1:55 'women want to be listened to'

ITS KEY!

i swear by it, when my girl has a hard time i always ask whats the mather and if she wants to talk about it '9 out of 10 she ALWAYS wants to talk about it..'

thats just how women are.., let her talk and talk and talk. but make sure u listen enough to stil follow the conversation. and ALWAYS look at her when she's talking.

getting her problems of her chest make her happy. so just be a listening ear ;)

[arunsateeshbacheta]

but its true bacheata is right its fucking noobish

[bacheata]

that was fucking shit,u call that a fucking video!!!!!!!!! any1 who follows this crap is a spasticated retard! u deserve to die bastards!

[beccatheegg]

relax, man. just a video. it isn't like they show this in schools or anything.

[constantinlegrand]

if u don't like it. why did u watch it?

[ggored]

I'm in love with Sarah Coyle!

[kartoonista]

me too!

[CrackerJack15]

15000th view

[medic70648]

Hey, this one was actually mostly right!

But don't forget one for both men and women: Don't be a cheating whore. :D

Be safe.

[GarethVonGrim]

1:07 = LOL

[00eepiee00]

BEST VIDEO JUG ACTORS EVER!!!

[Noforever93]

Yeah I don't like hearing suggestions of what to do I just want to talk. I usually feel better just venting a little.

But if I ask for suggestions, go right ahead and give me some.

[BreezyBrisbane]

yeah when guys are upset/mad they don't want 26 questions. leave us be.

that one is so True.

[oAngrySalado]

i tell my girlfriend that every single time we argue or im just moody, they never understand, we just want to be left alone.

[XxKorritoxX]

Aww it was so cute when they put the cheese and crackers together.

[Danelleya]

hahah these videos always make me smile, they are so cute together

[lastingoptions]

these make me giggle...

[calecalese]

So, is there any way to only subscribe to Ben and Sarah instead of all VideoJug..?

[xStickFigureLove]

lmao.

[RandomGothicFay]

there was no chemistry between them enyway :/

[everlong1039]

Avoid calling yourself names too often, it will quickly turn from a way to break the tension to looking like you're self pitying or not taking the other person seriously.

[restbench]

question. If i wanted my boyfriend to break up with me should i do everything the opposite of that, will that annoy him enough so he'll break up with me or should I do something worse like cheat on him?

[percast]

I think just go on and tell him.

[twilightwilight2k9]

why dont you just break up with him? And I would just constantly ignore him that would work ;)

[kirsten123123]

Why don't you just break up with him...

[hypedpotential]

Do not cheat on him!!! Just break up for whatever reason u have for not wanting to be with him. Or if u really can't tell him then just make up another excuse (anything is better than becoming a cheat and earning the title of a whore)

[worldsgreatestLOL]

Just go and say you wish to break up. If he asks why, explain. Even if it's just "I don't want it anymore, whatever".

Do things the simplest way.

[wildreams]

This is funny but true.

[ThisIsWar14]

I am a certified Genius, and I am married to a certified Genius, but that does not ever prevent us from doing stupid things!

"Yes Dear" is the best advise I can give!

[waznez]

finally i get something that isn't cooking

[SaintJimmy2000]

Now all I need is a relationship and it will be perfect!

[TheRedLady1430]

u made me lol'ed

[goblend]

this is so true !

[zerox227x]

that chick is hot!

[chrisaderhold]

shes gross

[zerox227x]

i dont know about you but i dig girls like that

[clonemate55]

its rly the sex that keeps couples together, lol so great sex keeps u together forever!!

[Riannajean13]

i like this video. and it helps a lot... the only thing is her hair gets me just on her right side... i like it.. just not that one little hair. but no really.. i liked the video.. haha.. woo.

[jenniferinsanee]

i love the videos with this couple some of them are really funny HAHAHA

[hamsn1per]

Men will view this video and say: I wish I could meet a woman that reasonable. Women will view this video and say: I wish I could meet a man that reasonable.

[mimibebe]

so true

[Testudo10]

My opinion on these videos are kind of split. At the one hand, they are pretty funny, includes a cute girl and can probably be helpful (at least to some extent). At the other hand, the videos help to establish a stereotypical view of men and women, and a heteronormative view on relationships, and I would lie if I said that I like that.

[Z4k242]

well its ment for the 95 percent of people that are like that. face it sterotypes are almost all true

[billybatson55]

False sir ,

[Testudo10]

Nah, 95 percent is probably an exageration. Somewhere between 60 and 80 percent would probably be a more acurate number.

However, I agree that stereotypes are often true. Still, that doesn't mean that we have to enforce them; if anything at all, that is a reason to fight (some of) them.

But do not misunderstand me; I do like this, and I wouldn't want them to stop making videos in this style. I would, however, be extremely glad if they would ALSO make videos with variation from the typical.

[Z4k242]

Ya that makes sense to me

[Rihannascuteness]

these actors r pretty funny i love them

[mrohyeah013579]

they need to get couples that i can actualy stand looking at

[Danny77uk]

I bet they look better than you do.

[mrohyeah013579]

haha lol i bet u they don't

[Supawaffle]

Not every couple can be a hot chick and stud guy.

Especially not your relationships.

[detached9]

This is a good advice video. I already naturally do most of these and it definitely works out well for me (and my fiancee).

BTW love when these two do VideoJug clips. And damn, her jugs are awesome! :D

[IRSPONGEBOB]

I love how you talk about how this works well for your fiance.

Then talk about how awesome the woman in this videos' 'jugs' are. lol...

[zombiekid16]

i find myself running around for my girlfriend alot, hope she doesnt read this ^^

[jasleil]

Then who come form Earth?

[rowland2k8]

dogs?

[Obet1979]

He's the son of Mr. Bean

[UKUIUT]

spatula XD

[TDLakaDavidLover]

theyre great actors!

[Zookhaarh]

I love these two humans

[johana1]

i love this couple!

[UKUIUT]

1:06 XD

[asiangirlmob]

funny

[Daarisha]

Now do a video on how to show a video on relationships to your partner

[EGON65]

LOL XD can't agree more

[Chemik1ll]

I LOVE VIDEOJUG (sun)

[stevo9889]

Now how do I show this to my gf, some points id love her to realize..

[corcor301]

XD that was cute

[rooroo1988]

sexist

[aliajellu]

I like how it's always the man "swallowing his pride" and "apologizing" .... what a bunch of bullocks.

[ScissorHand26]

Actually, it's both, the video represented it as such. Both need to swallow their pride. In my experience however, this is often more difficult for the guy. For guys it's usually easiest to do this non-verbally. We are much more comfortable patching things up by doing something to show we are sorry, rather than saying it.

[ujdo]

If he comes home in a gruppy mood, get him a beer and don't say anything.

[racingheartbeat]

1:08 ; end of story. funny :D

[abbynormal0ne]

I love the videos with these two in them!

[indiagitana]

Me too!

:)

[philmstud2k]

Agreed, much better than those countless, random food videos they make. But hey, guess someone has to post about how to make a pineapple upside down cake.

[abbynormal0ne]

Haha, well, it's nice to know what the difference is between American and British pancakes, but I think this couple is just too much fun to watch.

[stevedudeman1235]

really soothing narration voice

[itstristanyo]

These two are awesome

[rinwhr]

Lol Gordon Ramsey can learn a thing or two.

[jhmm15a]

jaja man is it or those these women has huge nockers lol shess soo hot dammm

[amyOfEgypt]

LOL cute X3

[trimitrim]

i just love these videos lol

[Oikonny]

haha, russian weightlifter ^^

[vista202]

Some of this is true... some

[GreenLight123Go]

2:00 That's true do a lot of that girls ;D

[Masakione]

So true.

[LondonerAtHart21]

haah cute :P

[KevinQ]

I love Ben and Sarah. They always make the best video jug videos. And is it just me, or did Sarahs boobs grow?

[gothandanime]

i would do the girlfreind did u see ur ass and those tits dam

[Cookie606]

Some of that was unrealistic, but it was really cute. :D

[sikyrace]

Dooooohhhh

[pwnzro]

this was good :)

[tony189007]

there is no such a thing as perfect you can have a good relationship but not a perfect one...

[inconsistanttruth]

god, trust somone to say that >.>

[lokigodofpoo]

lol this is silly

[elmeister4evayoknow]

I do have a perfect relationship =]

[UnGatoExtraviado]

theres a point in every relationship when you, if youre the boy, have the option to never say a word ever again, cause women do all the conversation, they ask questions and answer them themselves, talk talk talk talk, and when they get older they destroy every parameter and talk even more... its true, just check it wih your female friends or your girlfriend, or the best example of all, our beloved mothers, they know how to talk a lot.

[ipwn3du]

^_^ It's the really cute chick again! That couple is adorable lol. This video made my day! =]]

[Dudiez]

This thing is so true, it's just the fact that sometimes things don't usually cooperate as they should, and the other boyfriend/girlfriend is making things more complicated than it should be.

[AlphaComputing]

mars and venous lol

[tiffanychung14]

IT'S NOT THAT EASY, VIDEOJUG! ):

-tiff.