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  • Lol

  • Awesome shirt!!!!! I want it!

  • Well a group of protesters on my campus got attacked by riot police, I've gotten three parking tickets which I am totes not paying because my car isn't registered to this country any way so they can't really find me, and Friday I got escorted out of a hotel by a police officer because I was trying to film a protest going on inside...and he said he would have to arrest me if I came back inside.

    Also Halloween night they raided the gay club I was at and still no one knows why.

    FUCK DA POLICE

  • I got a speeding ticket a couple of years ago. I didn't actually look at the ticket to see when I had to pay, but I thought I remembered the cop say it was due March 15th, so I went online to pay it on the 14th, and when I logged on, it said the fine was due on the 13th. That meant since I didn't pay or appear in court, they issued a bench warrant on me. The ticket was only like $65 and it eventually cost me almost $500 with all of the court fees. Moral of the story READ THE FUCKING TICKET!!

  • I suspect that all cops lie about how severe the penalty could be when they pull you over for something.

    I just had to pay $165 because the license plate light on my car wasn't working.

  • I used to be like that, terrified of cops, but then got used to it; you just have to remain strong and know that you haven't done anything wrong. Remember, cops are people like you, with good and bad days, try to sympathize. And if that doesn't do it for you, just be thankful you don't live in a country like mine where cops will pull you over and threaten to arrest you for some random drugs they implanted in your car :)

  • You should do a cover on the song hallelujah on ur ukulele

  • yeah but going really fast that means ur a deadily weapon in that speed.

  • in my State if u buy the ticket and u show it to the judge in 20 days they will not charge u...and as for purple/blue lights are more brighter.

  • fight the power!

  • what is that at :22- :25 looks like your house is hunted

  • I LOVE HORSES!

  • it was not my last encounter but one of my more memorable ones. It was a warm summer night so i decided to take a walk in a park by my house... something that i think is a normal think people do.... anyway these two cops come over to me and ask me what am i doing and for my ID. My stupid replay was i was just taking a walk and since i was not planning to run in to the gestapo id left my ID at home (huge mistake) they became very anger in the end i got a $128 ticket and one for $75..bad day

  • You need to make sure your vehicle is up to date,you are an adult now.Think about it you are respondsimple for you and what you do. The police onely do ther job and tell you when you are not legel. You can not blame them for your wrong.

  • I know how you feel, I was fined because I was walking along the side of the motorway drunk to get home. I only crossed the motorway when there were no cars around I wasn't even causing anyone any harm just casually walking along the motorway. People these days. :P

  • Nothing like dealing with the Popo.

  • I've not got a ticket, or a fine, or ANYTHING! You're alone. Mwahahaha

  • We're any of them looking hot? I've seen a few hot diggity policeman, that could lock me away

  • 1-I was blamed for nearly being run over... on a marked Zebra in front of the library where its PEDESTRIAN right of way (no cars ever stop 4 u, u have to make a mad dash when u can) Compare this to Vienna Austria where the main shopping street has zebras (no lights) and every car stops 4 u

    2-A lady was lost, nowhere to park, so like a normal person, she stopped for five seconds, rolled down her window, and asked for directions (no cars behind her). A cop there threatened to cite her for stopping

  • I got a speeding ticket earlier this month. I passed a cop car going 20 mph over the speed limit. When he pulled me over, he asked if I cared about what I did. I just stared at him hoping that he would go away. He did and angrily came back with a $170 ticket. I requested a court date. Its the day before Thanksgiving. If I didn't make him angry the first time around... ugh!

  • Yes, because EVERYTHING you see on T.V. is trustworthy.

  • we went to a music festival and i had a lil too much to drink so the cop gave me a public drunkeness citation. I had to pay 120 plus go to AA meetings, 2 ARD meetings and 2 counseling meetings. Then my school found out and put me on probations... so yea, i hate cops

  • Horses shat. They shat everywhere. I'm not doing anything with that.

  • My father was the mayor of the town I grew up in so I got pulled over a few times but as soon as they saw the name on my license they let me off with a 'warning'.

  • "I've watched TV shows, I know what jail's like". No Comment.

  • I got pulled over on my horse while riding it in the bicycle lane. Nobody rides bikes in my town. They walk. So why would I go on the sidewalk? It seemed more considerate at the time. But no. $85 fine.

  • If I were the judge, I would let you throw yourself on my mercy!

  • i dont have a car for the 9 months of the year that im at school but the week before I left i got a ticket. hate them po po

  • $350 for a speeding ticket.

  • For inspection they can't put u in jail and if you get the inspection within two days of getting the ticket they drop it. And my most expensive ticket was 800 I go a ill fast on highways lol

  • What a pleasant surprise to see you posting on a Wednesday. I am sorry to hear about your ticket but you totally cracked me up. Purple headlights. Horses. And put Casey Anthony in jail. Thanks for making me smile on a dreary day!!! I hope one day you and Craigman can do a Wednesday video together :)

  • If we all rode horses there'd be poop everywhere though.

  • I thought similar as well when I go pulled over just last week. There has never been once where I was thankful for the police. They pulled over at 9:00 p.m. for no front license plate. They really have nothing better to do than look in dark at the front of oncoming cars for citation when they can go look for actual trouble.

  • GO AMISH.

  • $360 speeding ticket, $250 speeding ticket, $85 driving in HOV lane 4 minutes before it would have been legal to, ticket. You're not alone. I'm also highly anticipating three more for the following: peeing in public, public nudity, and drinking in public. Oh well, minimal prices to pay for having an awesome time lol

  • Cop story 2. I am in high school, and still dating girls. My best friend and I take dates to Windsor. We buy alcohol (19 year old drinking age) and we also brought some pot with us. We were under the Ambassador Bridge and drinking and getting high. Cops came up, made us dump the pot, took our beer and threatened to have our dates sent home on a bus and arrest us for contributing to the delinquency of minors.

  • Two good police stories.

    1. Day after Xmas heading back from my grandparents home in Mich to my place in Illinois at the time. I git pulled over for speeding and turned out I paid a previous tix three days late. This led to an additional fine, which meant my license had been suspended. They took me to jail. I called my grandparents to bail me out, I got in my car and got the hell out of town. Had to spend nearly a year getting all the fines and bullshit fixed

  • I thought they were gonna take my mommy away

  • @trochen100 you made my day. (: once I went out to eat and I parked along a sidewalk and didn't even think to look for a meter. I walked out of the restaurant and had a parking ticket on my windshield for $25. The weird thing is that I had gone out to my car only 10 minutes before leaving and I didn't notice anything. No one ever saw a popo come and go either. :/

  • can i date you

  • I once got a ticket for $500 for both of my tags being expired and for going 78 in a 65. It was not fun telling my parents!

  • I just got pulled over driving through west virginia. They fail to post the speed limit and according to the police I was going "25 over." I don't understand how that is possible on a highway if I was only going 65....

  • Before I left TX, I had 13 tickets, mostly for speeding. If you go to court and the cop doesn't show up, you can get it dismissed.

  • I have a hatred for driving too! Why can't we just have teleporters? or magic?

  • People like machine speed better than life speed. Got a ticket for driving without a license. I was stupid, driving my roommates car home cause he was drunk & when I took his keys he dared me to. He wasn't even in the car & I got pulled over because the left back light thingy wasn't working. P.S. Really great shirt. Really.

  • It because of the horse poo

  • i got pulled over couple of times for speeding. Never got ticketed, just got off with a warning. One excuse i gave the cop was "Sorry officer, my barometer was brocken. So i didn't know exactly how fast I was going." Clearly the cop wasn't educated cause it's not called a barometer, it's speedometer.

    What i usually do is act all innocent and flirt with the cop.

    Also i'm a guy not a chick...

  • Never had a ticket or been pulled over, but did have to spend five hours being questioned about my roommate's death in what was later described as an obvious suicide. Damn popo

  • well i haven't gotten a ticket for a long time. Thought i did get kinda stopped two days ago with illegal tints, no front plates, and expired front plates. Thankfully he just asked if i was gunna get them taking care of and i said yes and went on my merry way =D

  • I hate those purple headlights, too. They blind me. My state did away with vehicle inspections a few years ago, thank goodness. They were a farce with most folks, anyhow. I am 70 years old, and have gotten several tickets for speeding over the years, and several warnings (taillight out, etc.). Enjoy your channel.

  • Traffic police are always those pathetic kind of people! Last time I got a ticket was because i drove through a street, literally 20 meters, which wasn't allowed for motorized vehicles.., ughh fines are such a waste of money

  • Oh Chris, not all cops are bad. I would have given you a warning if you smiled.

  • over the last year I got 3 parking tickets that were totally stupid since where i parked was the only space left in the freaking parking and i was not blocking anybody! sot those were just pissed off, and i got a speeding ticket becausethe guy behind me was speeding so i had to go at his speed in order to be able to go back in the right line! asshole! at least i had my lady gaga

  • Does the police actually go into court with you?! In my state they send the head traffic chief guy to go instead so you never really see the police who gives you the ticket.

  • I got a speeding ticket for going 27 in a 25. Obviously that cop was bored.

  • There is a very simple reason why we do not ride horses any longer. When you consider the sheer number of people, the number of horses needed to substitute for cars would literally drown the city streets in manure. If you doubt thast, go check out Pompeii. They have stepping stones on major streets so that one could cross the street without becoming filthy to the knee.

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  • Chris Murphy on hump day? Someones getting lucky :)

  • My last encounter with a cop was she pulled me over, and she looked PISSED, I thought aww crap i'm going to jail (I'm with yah, wouldn't last more than five minutes in jail.) And I rolled down my window and I quote, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "No. Is there a problem." Her: "Yes there is a problem, I frickin' love your hair, how the hell do you get it like that?"

  • In the 5 years of me driving, I've never been pulled over and I've never had an accident (that caused any damage). But for some reason I still HATE driving.

  • Over the past 10 months I've gotten 8 tickets. Only once did I actually have a cop involved though and yeah he wasn't cool. I was obvs upset because I had bumped this guys car while trying to park and I was flipping out and he was all "Well you probably shouldn't be driving if this is how you get when you hit something" like....broski....would you rather me be remorseful or all chill like "Pshhhh I meant to hit his car. That's just how I be." Cops suck.

  • The police,especially traffic police have to issue so many tickets a year,like some kind of quota,it's part of the job.------I know it's annoying getting tickets etc,but at the end of the day we really need them.

  • Maybe if your car inspection wasn't expired, you wouldn't have got the ticket. Simple.

  • Chris Murphy on my birthday? What a lovely birthday present. :) I got two speeding tickets in three months last year :-\ The second time, I got pulled over by bicycle cops. Humiliating.

  • ikr i want to ride horses around the streets

  • Best was the time I had 10 shots at the bar and was coming home got pulled over for stopping in the middle of the intersection instead of at the stop sign. Cop was really cool about it told me to just go home and gave me a warning. Worst I was yet again drunk got pulled over for going 35 in a 25. Cop put it down that I was going 31 which was quite nice of him. Both times could have gotten a dwi.

  • FUH. REAL. I just got a $100 ticket while it was parked at home for expired registration

  • hate the police as an institution, yea, but keep loving those uniformed cops! mmmh!

  • I'm a horse science major and horses are not always easy to deal with.

  • How ever I love getting a ticket and then watching them brake the same law they busted me for! Now thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! FUCKING HIPOCRETS

  • FUCK THE POLICE! I got a $380 ticket once because my toddler figured out how to get out of her car seat. She was standing in the back window waving at the cop. We were in a school zone so it's not like I was driving very fast.

    Hugs

  • OMG! I was just dropping someone off and I got a ticket because I was double parked I didnt even have my foot off of the brake! when he got to my window he said the same thing "i'm going to do u a favore and only make it for half the price." NO doing me a favore would bo leaving me the fuck alone! I think they say that to make them feel better for ruining your fucking day and so they can sleep at night fuckers back off! Anyway i'm totally relating to u right now.Yah try to have a good day now :)

  • my last interaction with a cop was with Jordan and we ended up in handcuffs. they thought he was jacking me off behind a gas station. #classy

  • @shep689 I love everything about this.

  • I just got my first ticket eveeeer while driving home from a Starkid show. they have some crazy speed zones in Ohio...bitches just takin yo money

  • I've gotten two speeding tickets, which is bad because I'm only nineteen.

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  • wtf the intro gave me a seizure.

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