Top 10 Cute Pick Up Lines

[goosenamedbrian]

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Guy: You strike me as the kind of girl who could use two.-Johnny Bravo.

[MrJakethesniper]

heres one ' i dont know my number can i borrow yours.

[liljemz2009]

This dong sux why would you wanna know the name?!?

[Pobles8]

Wanna hear my best pickup line? *rips open a section of duct tape*

[DGuido865]

what the fuck of a pick up line was #9

[Prim3StaR]

Pickup lines NEVER work, trust me. They're weak and pathetic. What does work, however, is a British accent. Girls love British accents.

You have to be British though, it won't work if you're faking it. If you look German, for example, and you talk like a Briton, she'll suspect something. I'm mostly of British heritage and can do the accent flawlessly. Therefore, I don't even need pickup lines! xD

[TheChrisghg]

hey i dont know my number can i have yours?

[mexiitalianbabe]

Another good one almost the same as #10 is

BOY" something is wrong with your phone"

Girl"what is it ?"

Boy" my number isn't in it ;)"

[MissXx39]

best pickup line, "hi"

[purpleninja0143]

umm waht's the song title?

[RuberbaandSwaagg]

Stories/ Quotes

[RuberbaandSwaagg]

LOL this made me laugh idkk why but pick up lines and love atories are gaayyy (:

[ItzMeAJ1]

Cant find the song ? whats the name of the song ? help us :)

[xXJayRainbowVeinsxXx]

ahh whats the name of the song? cant find it!! lol

[ErosEsRain]

Love is a sensation caused by temptation, to feel penetration...a guy sticks his location..in a girls destination...to increase the population..for the next generation...did you get my explanation...or do you need a demonstration...?

[alyciabryan1]

i like 10

[BostonBoy00]

"You look like a girl that likes bad boys. Not tryin to impress you or anything, but uh... i swim in the deep end of the pool"

[kara123125]

My favorite is similar to 10: I seem to have lost my number, could I have yours instead? It would work on me xD haha

[matias44061]

my pick up lines is better look,, How much does a polar bear weight enough to break the ice, nice to meet u :) or Are those mirrors on your pants? (What? Mirrors?)

Because I can see myself in them. (Indicating the pants)or maybe Do you know what winks and does it like a tiger? (No.) *wink :) :) thumbs up if u like my pick lines :) :)

[Jezzy908]

whats the sng called i really like it!! :)

[Litvi90]

no 8: s club 7 lyric hahahaha

[JoyceJeeZ]

Hey, can you break the ice for me? Because I don't know a good pick up line.

[RaNdOmCrApMaN911]

@CODfreak805 lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol  lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!

[Sadryn]

Best pick-up line: "Yeah I'm uhhh, not trying to impress you or anything... but yeah, I'm Batman.

[TheIrishrebel12]

excuse me do u have a map? because im lost in your eyes

[briannahead]

You're the kinda guy i would make a sandwich for ;)

[CODfreak805]

Does this rag smell like cloraform?

[bossblackninja]

u: well okay i have a way to settle who was looking at who well play strip poke who ever wins wasntnt looking ok?

her: what did you say

u: well um what i meant to say is im a doctor and you have a lump in your shirt what is that can i check it out im a docter

girl: what kind of docter

you: um the one who treats breast cancer you know the famous Dr.Your name

her: oh thats just my phone

u: well since its out can i borrow it and can you show me how to insert a #

her: okay

u: ok now enter ur # :P

[shapeshifter567]

Can someone tell me what song this is????????

[iawsomenez]

i lost my number can i get urs

[theplant10]

what do you think of theses ones becuse i made them up

1-hello do you know how to spell adorable iam pretty sure there is a u

2-is it gonna be saturday to tomorrow cuse i was plaing to 2 go to the movies do you what to go

3-do you like itlan food because i would like to tame you

4-if i could compare you to the sun your the hottiest one

5-do yo have a twin becuse i've seen you around all day

6-(tap on tape)/ if they ask you to stop/ say sorry i can't control my heartbeat(tap on tape agian)

[JRamsayIsHot]

I like 5, 7 and 8

[alrdhaa]

Rip to all headphone users

[kasanyan]

ugh, all of these make me feel sick...

pick up lines are ALWAYS cheesy and immature.

they make everyone sound stupid

[zagori1231]

number 4 is .......... just not going to work

[concise777]

naunsa day ka? hahaha bugo

[PoosyPanda]

"BITCH GET DA FUCK IN DA CAR!"....works every time...trust me. . .

[JuicyCoutoer2328]

lalalalala

[donthate9000]

Me:*talking to girl whos outside* what does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?



[yoyogirl8696]

HAHA

[senior327]

yes yes i am the one who has used the last one be4 i even watch the video

[KakeraWolf]

i like #2 my boyfriend should look up that sight. ^^

[TheresaPfister]

hey.. who sings this song?! It's awesome!!

[AbbeyDawn65]

"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?" "I heard you play flute in the band, mind if I take a blow on your woodwind?" and "Is your dad a baker, cause you got nice buns." are the best I've heard! They're funny too! Haha

[BamItzRheanna]

I Had This Guy I Really Like Come Up To Me And Said Somethig Really Cute. He Said 'I lost My Teddy Will You Sleep With Me' xD

[TotalParadoxTV]

#2 is something a rapist would say...

#4 is something a rapist would say...

#6 is something someone says before a sex change...

#7 is something a serial killer would say...

#9 is something a rapist would say...

#10 is what I said before a ran off with my ex's iPhones 4...

[simpleians]

corny o hugurt ?? hahaha lolz

[darkroomxvii]

1:10

number 8. LOL

[darkroomxvii]

at least 7 out of ten of these scream sex offender

[cureformee]

number 10 is nice, buuutttt i already have her number

[TheAnimecutie101]

Idk why, but the one that makes me laugh is #3. xP

I like that one the best lol.

[danny11213]

If i follow you home, will you keep me? Sounds pedofileish.

[joeuk14]

Whats your name?

(their name)

Well my name is (your name) but you can call me tonight;)

Or

Hey i've lost my number, can I have yours?)

[Bakkaandblack]

10# and 2# super sweet!

[MRTEL7777]

LOOK UP STEVE HOCA. TRUE REALITY.

[TheHue3]

Wat song is this ......... I used 10 2 get with my GF that I'm with right now

[STreeMonkey]

i just tell cashiers, "theres something wrong on this receipt" when they ask what it is i say their number is missing,.. whats the worse that can happen you walk out the door with a receipt and no number and go to the next place heh.

[thebabygurl1881]

these r cute

[redfire396]

5 and 10 WORK test proven

[ColdFlamedFox]

aww most of them really were cute*o* :3

[CherryTopRoses]

IKR ! #10 would work!!

[LizziesAnswers]

aww! I like #10. that would actually work.

[Gineapiggylover]

@LizziesAnswers i think the same!! So adorible

[taintedmusic1]

@LizziesAnswers Lizzie you watch the same kind of YouTube videos I watch and I love you :)

[ILoveSk8brdng]

Best pick-up line: "What the hell are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, while I get drunk?"

[rando1167]

@ILoveSk8brdng lol

[BostonBoy00]

@ILoveSk8brdng thats the most sexist thin i've ever heard... but so fuckin funny xD

[enjoiNirvana]

@ILoveSk8brdng FUCKING LOL!!!!!

[superhumansize]

@ilufflezpie actually it does work because I got my girl friend with that, and I always make her smile with this line, As I lie awake in my bed all sorts of thought run through my head; Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then it hits me - how can I not?

[sL0AN3zY]

I will use these on the girl I sit beside in history

[superhumansize]

You were running all night in my dreams, so you should come and have some rest at my place.

[ilufflezpie]

@superhumansize yeah like that will actually work

[kkarthiknarayan12]

are your boobs as big as they appear to be

[reptarrawks1]

nice legs what time do they open ;)

[mrcourtney777]

Is that a ladder in your skirt or a stairway to heaven

[pootytang82]

muahahaha last one is genius i will use on teachers

[NeverShoutNever43ily]

5. was by far the cutest :3

[mrgrass012]

pota walang kwenta pick up lines....

[chromi2011]

the first 4 and the last one were the best.

[columbuscrewfan20]

Best pick up line from movie Hallpass "hey girl my penis just died can I bury it inside you." lol

[mApLeLeAfs4EVA]

Most of these were fucking creepy! There's only one pick line for a night out...

''Ladies I'am (insert name), and i have an 11 inch penis.....AROUND.... think about it ;)''

[scottadler]

The best pickup line, ever: "I have a sports car."

(Woody Allen in "What's New Pussycat")

[xxJUSTSK1LLxx]

If i flip a coin wat are the odds od me getting head

[SupaFlyBoyZz699]

Girl : wow u so cute

Boy: I know

Girl : Wtf u so conceited

Boy: I know

[gcg72790]

i noticed you have (color) hair...... i have a penis...are those your eyes? or did somone take the starts from heaven and JAM EM IN YOUR FACE!.................

[amberrai2009]

i have one i bit my lip can you kiss it better

[michele69ful]

This one is one that i heard before

Guy: I'm I think you owe my mom a apology!

Girl: why I dont know your mom!

Guy: cause when I seen you, you made her loose some grand kids!....

Ohh an somebody used this one one me also.

Nice shoes wanna fuck.

Lmao...

[Overkill105]

R u warin space pants cause ur but is out of this world

[j0hnnyw987]

i feel like all of these are kind of bad

[tippmannRULZ]

Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in em

do you have a keg in your pants cause id tap that

Was your daddy a farmer cause you sure know how to raise a cock

do you have a shovel in your pocket cuz im diggin that ass

[DaTbSHNOOB]

dont b h8ing on JaTyAdo, it is a joke

[crazyshaina1]

@ JaTyAdo, That isn't something to sile about. I've felt that way b4. I h8 it. I cannot believe ppl would like that! that boy is AWFUL! The girl is DEVASTATED, and UR SMILING AWAY!

[LOLthisfun]

These arn't that good but i like the first one.

[BearWindAppleyard]

"are you as beautiful on the inside as on the outside?" sounds like something a serial killer from a horror movie would say

[belaruski]

@BearWindAppleyard lmfao....jack the ripper's pickup line



[absolutgermanyfangrl]

Awww... (￣ω￣)

[YooEfO]

Pick up lines are for amateur gay kids

[Sergasia]

they work lol come up with more and the better be cute xD

[Symphonylux1]

These are all fuckin terrible... why not

i can make my dick disappear, wanna be my willing participant?

[xxLykABossxx]

@Symphonylux1 cuz guys who but in an effort to get the girl they want arent sleazy whores :D

[ImBabyAxis]

Wanna know the best thing about fucking twenty four year olds?...

There's twenty of them.

[tehhappyones]

Whats the name of this song !?D:

[Vicfangio]

Uh terrible. If I heard one of my friends say one of these lines I'd kick their ass for their own good.

[HANNIBAL30ro]

what about...`excuse me,i just won the lottery,would u marry me?` ... :)

[FourtE2]

bitch please!

"I bet $5 i can move your boobs with out touching them!"

*moves boobs with hands*

"Heres your money"

[Anime00Freak]

@FourtE2 HAHAHA

[Ionelyboy02]

you are my friend,,,,you are my girl freind

[Supraking129]

all of them are good expect for the 10th one

[Meilinoa]

I would either run away or laugh at the person in front of me.

[AlphaShark8138]

men dont ever use these pickup lines... you will appear pathetic and desperate...

[TheNithal]

Buy the girl a Corgi, they solve everything.

[CamisChannel]

come on these are all cute, they would make a girl giggle a little

[waldo81830]

they are all shit except maybe number 5

[chubxzsie21]

can i just say! WAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!! corni!

[wolfsilversword]

@mrw46 lmfao

[mrw46]

mine is the best---------> "Excuse me, can i hide my ranch in your hidden valley?"

[deathanglesdaught]

You're going to put me in a sugar comma. You're too sweet!

[Holcomb227]

Smile and say "hi, my names ______" "I hope you're not on your period cause thats gross."

[AznCorey]

Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you...

[NFDCdancer16]

I don't really get #6, but I like the rest- especially #2. My boyfreind of 2 years used it on me.

[fannywin17]

their's a guy who love this girl and he says her

guy;can i have your picture

girl;why

guy;cause i wanna show this to santa what i want for christmas awww

[NyanDeerXD]

i like 1 and 7 =D

[savcam500]

These all sound like things you'd say to a girl just to distract her long enough to slip rohypnol into her Cosmo, and end up making her into a skin-suit. Especially the "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?" line.

Which brings to mind, I once had a girlfriend tell me that she wanted to cut me open and crawl inside while we were cuddling... yeah, we're no longer together (not completely owing to that comment, but that helps paint the picture... in human blood).

[austinmahonelover101]

here is one Youshould take a hot show,it is like a regular shower but with you in it

[guevara121]

Did u born in a toilet ??

 Coz ur the SHIT

[toomanymutants]

I have some!!! Wait...mine are all inappropriate...*sigh*

[XxSOLARDRAGONxX]

i liked this video until i got an arrow to the knee

[641BabyCakes]

# 8

[KatieeAndTiaa]

i like #5.. <3

[yellowmunster]

i stopped watching halfway through to take the time to say....this is terrible... fail

[JaTyAdo]

girl:Do u like me?

boy:no

*girl cries*

boy:You didn't ask if i luv u.

girl:do u luv me?

boy:no

:))))))

[Mr3xOG]

@JaTyAdo u be trollin haha

[temp9747]

@JaTyAdo LOL!

[nathanimalable]

@JaTyAdo

You made me tickle my pants

[Goblueyellow99]

@JaTyAdo lol only to the cute girls? or the ugly ones???

[MsXander1102]

@JaTyAdo lol hahahah

[slytherern]

@JaTyAdo Haha!! there we find humor in setting women up for jokes

[MsTinydancer92]

I don’t have my cloak of invisibility, but can I explore your restricted section?



[cassieainsfan]

9 is creepy,

[cassieainsfan]

5<3

[liventhedream275]

#9 the best in this ROOM lol y not in the world lol

[sugarawesome]

number 5 and 10 are the only good ones

[rickin10]

10 is da best, and cutie too

[MrDjenty]

Boy: Hi, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl: No?

Boy: enough to break the ice. Hi i'm (PUT YOUR NAME HERE)

[up2ng2day]

Are you Parents Retarded Because your Special

[BlackmarketFTW]

@up2ng2day i cried laughing when i saw that

[stormspottter]

there's also: Are you from Tennesse, cause you're the only 10 I see

[RewindBeastVEVO]

How about "What else are you doing besides being beautiful?"

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

@RewindBeastVEVO UMMMMMMMMMMM..NO

[natevidal16]

#1 wood probably work

[legoguy2438]

Did u grow up on a farm cause u know how to raise a cock

[Whenpegad]

nakakasawa wala nang bago....

[Whenpegad]

some are unique but,others are corny!!!

[charle720]

Some are unique and good=)

[314jake]

These are all cringey and cheesy and creepy.

[122457]

My best line was totally inadvertent. I was in a bar with my buds when a gorgeous woman passed me while on the way to the ladies' room. As she passed, I said, "My God, you're beautiful! I love you!" What made it inadvertent is I thought I was only thinking it. Her response: "But you don't know me." My reply: "I know, but just looking at you I know I could love you." Her reply: "I'll be right back." I had a fun night with her.

[mcm0009]

@122457 But then you took an arrow to the knee?

[122457]

@mcm0009 LOL! My story is true, but if it hadn't happened to me I probably wouldn't believe it.

[faith012228]

corny

[SweetHeart2074]

lets make like fabric softner and snuggle !

[eishbosh]

totally gay bro... just saying