Figurative Language Bomb

[Dyyor]

Hardcore english lesson, FAILURE! XD

[Magictiger44]

my teacher also showed us this video for class

[daveeeed99]

Haha. It's a cheezit.

[amy1012luu]

I watched this in class :D

[hurricanefootball7]

Gosh I this videos so much better than learning boring lit in class!!

[Shannon462981]

Why would you say that?! *shrugs*

[PastulioProductions]

wow this awesome fuck college humor

[saimsuguy]

Genius

[ajtheown]

it actually is a cheese-it... wow...

[UltimateLASER]

1:35 Oh my God! I almost died laughing!

[peachrbeauty]

haha luv dis!!!



[Pheonix1028]

Hahaha! LMAO!!!

[HaleyN13]

My teacher showed my class this

[skluedtke]

This would be awesome to show my class, but it says damn!

[p0tazzium]

@skluedtke so? 

[SuperTiFFaNyXD]

omg this is great im totally showing my teacher this hahaha

[jpl20000]

If I was tied to that bomb, I would hope that my English teacher was there.

[wondergirl7322]

LOL

[Chaowdur]

i bet an english teacher finally snapped

[Momentum139]

AP English class, you missed a GREAT DAY. ~T.

[TheTurtleMonkeys]

Lol i first saw this in my englush class then i c that ppl were sayin we should show it in english and my teacher showed it 2 the class it wuz funnay

[wolfgamesstudios]

is there a cheeze it on the bomb?

[DTHmajormoo]

That was nice XD

[merty1997]

lmfao XD

[AmiMecanique]

I learned SO MUCH from this video!

[farrari121]

why would you say that!! nooooo!!!!!!!!! lol

[olivertwistedable]

smart bomb

[SASMOUNTAINTROOPER]

loooooooooooooool

[harrison3636]

win!!!!

[steemy2]

Use it in english class!!!!!!

[AirMarshal100]

bp. you may now have an argument over bp's oil spill on this channel. blame bush...hitler isnt dead. this video was pretty funny

[serenade497]

wow. genius!

[taekwondogrl006]

They should show this in English Class!!!

[layray210]

@taekwondogrl006 they showed it in mine;3

[AlgeKalipso]

I will now speak in literal terms for the rest of my life. Hyperbole - Explosion!

[p0tazzium]

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?? I don't know! :o

[silverhawkroman]

is it me.. or is this channel funnier than College Humor???

[GRANGSTASH]

haha lol

[loftenchag]

Ahaahhaaa!

I couldn't stop laughing when they were at the part when the guy says, "Let's make like a banana and split..."

"Why would you say that!?!?"

"I don't know!"

Oh my gosh that was so funny.

[kfetter16]

bahahahaha. i learn-ed while you entertain-ed me. yeehaw

[superdude1452]

roflmao WH YWOULD YOU SAY THAT!?!?!?!? I DONT KNOW!!!

[prosenfi]

It was an actual Cheez-It! I love it!

[p0tazzium]

this reminds me of my english teacher, she does "quickie quizzes" nearly every day on literary terms like these

[IamEngli5h]

that was almost interesting

[kwondoaxprincess2]

"tell marna i love her"

"NO! you'll tell her, because we're going to make like a banana, and split!"

"WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!"

i love that part!

[speed10641]

english teachers everywhere are going to nominate this for an Emmy.

[Eat420Shrooms]

this video is supposed to be funny stop criticizing it, if you dont like it dont listen

[soccergurrl123]

lmaooo

[Iluvscuba]

Pure genius, that video was awesome lol.

[MovieMike2010]

that was brilliant

[jdogthemaster1]

why whould you say that NOOOOOO!!! lol hahhahahha

[OceanAndSilence]

why didn't it speed up when he said 'speak in simple sentences'? that's alliteration. normally i would have said nothing, but it IS a figurative language bomb...

[redsowrd7]

very true... maybe the "in" screwed it up -shrug-

[BleepBloopKev]

SP in S S. Doesn't really match enough.

[OceanAndSilence]

the "ess" consonant 3 times seems like enough to me...

[BleepBloopKev]

It depends on consonant sounds. Obviously "Hunky hourly hairy honest hat" is not an alliteration.

Plus the bomb didn't react to it! So ha!

[OceanAndSilence]

"s" is a consonant sound.

[danjklucas]

Figurative language is "speech or writing that departs from literal meaning in order to achieve a special effect or meaning, speech or writing employing figures of speech." Not every term from English class qualifies. Alliteration is a literary device, but not figurative language. It still means the same thing literally, it's just pleasing to the ear.

[OceanAndSilence]

@danjklucas EDUCATION SYSTEM! YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN!

[GypsyofXanos]

FANTASTIC!

[AnonaNicole]

Why don't they use awesome visuals like this in English classrooms? I would have been more into grammar.

[knisley93]

my teacher actually did use this in english ^^ hes makin us make vids of our own. its pretty fun

[lMonkeykeepl]

@AnonaNicole Yeah I actually learned stuff I didn't know it this.

[harrison3636]

@AnonaNicole I know!

[layray210]

@AnonaNicole we just watched this video in my english II honors class! :)

[AnonaNicole]

@layray210 Then my friend your teacher must be made of awesome, my English classes were so boring it would inspire someone to create such a bomb ^_^

[layray210]

@AnonaNicole hahaha, she only likes her honors class (:

she didn't show her other classes.

[Argedis]

OMFG LMFAO GENIUS

[specialks1953]

Good thang they don't be usin sum o dat ebonics kinda talkin. Dat bom be done blowed up afore day wood spoke dair hellos.

[megadork234]

said Jar-Jar Binks.

[ExistBMX]

so true

[daretotelldatruth]

ROFl, That's amazing!

[lilmikey50]

do you want some syrup with them rofl's?

[borbotroth]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? I DONT KNOW!" boom.

[reppingAiEa]

wow youd have to be pretty evil to make a bomb like that

[RubberRivet]

did they use enough explosive?

[bossisdead]

that explosives clip is from an old horror film called 'the thing', dont look at clips on here just get the whole movie its incredible

[thermodynamicist]

Gosh, after last semester's English teacher this is quite funny.

[newen4]

Speak in Simple Sentences. S S S

why not speed up with alliteration?

[dharper32766]

Because alliteration is not "figurative" language.

[GreenHatemerald]

woo! I was right!

[doktorzoom]

This is what happens when English teachers turn evil

[crazyjim1986]

Did they get that explosion footage from "The Thing"?

[M3talMeltdown]

haha

[hail2468]

this is the life ...

[thenewmco]

"why would you say that?!?!"

[LuiBabe56982]

wtf? a cheeze-it?

lol

[newen4]

no, no, no. it LOOKS like a cheese-it :P its really the power casing.

[shiftri]

What kind of terrorist could make such an evil bomb!

[ellieXaben]

@shiftri a smart one? lawl

[Awsomesauce22]

@shiftri Ones that can talk.... good

[yeahmitch]

@shiftri a brown one

[aproxxy]

shut up, bomb!

[rajkumari529]

Loved it.

[fattristan149]

cool vid

faved

[lostindisillusion]

hahaha

[fattristan149]

fgh

[JediBlitz1024]

Wow, I remember stuff from Sophomore year English. That had to have been the crappiest class ever.

(Hyperbole, Countdown accelerated)

[jocosejoni]

sweetastic!!!

[newgarda]

i don't know more people arn't watching this. This is the quality of comedy that derickcomedy do and they have millions of views. YOUTUBE, feature more of their vids.

[catlouvur]

lolololz!

[ninjafrank1337]

xD

Why would you say that?!?!

[LiveFSL]

superb :D

[patchez420]

great vid. high-larious.

[Shallooyou]

Mucho bueno, this vid is the bomb.

[gifluffy]

wtf it keeps freezing on me

[theXotaku0]

OMG!!! FIRST RATE AND VIEW!!!

This vid is awesomeness!!!

Keep the cool thing flowin!!

(too many !!!'s)