Taxpayers' Money Hard at Work

[scarredscorpion]

You know that's some stupid shit when Discord has that look on his face.

[Bombedrumbum]

@EqDDiscord Eeyup.

[EqDDiscord]

da fuck?

[Jokester6293]

Wheres the fun in making sense?

[ganjalf27]

Discord's like: "Those brilliant bastards!"

[AdamantPonyGuy]

You can move to Canada, I'll move to Equestria, and if that doesnt work, Stormwind

[ATetrisBlock]

ME GROOST- actually.. this is more a "I don't want to live on this planet any more." moment.

At least Discord's in Equestria. Wonder if I can get in under Time Lord rules and become a pony while I'm there.

Doctor Whooves managed it at least.

[MrGmodlol61]

well now its a fact.

The leader of the congress is actually discord's older brother.

[ShiniDeathGodReaper]

wow...even discord's mind was blown

you know something isn't right when that happens

[MCtotheJOE001]

Ladies and gentlemen I give you average life in Dumbfuckistan, or the United States of America if you want to sound old school and edgy.

[damiencrossley]

In Canada Pizza is fucking Pizza......and its fucking cold

[Me999xyz]

.....Congress has the collective intelligence of a pickle.

I mean why not do something useful?Like getting the dang country outta debt?

Instead of debating about whether or not PIZZA IS A VEGETABLE!!!??

I should be dictator at least i would get stuff done....

But in all seriousness i don't want to be a member of the human race anymore...Actually i'm beginning to think i'm an Alien from who knows where....

Hey Alien king..can i have my UFO?

[wickedland3]

I... and this... but I can't even... Okay the only question now is, U.K, or Netherlands? I've heard they are both quite pleasant, and weather is not a determining factor.

[Ikiloshi]

Oh god I fucking lol'd

[Ravengaurd6]

Government iz TROLLZ! not big suprise!

[golem237100]

I Hate vegetables But I Love pizza!

[KitsuAkari]

Congress is going to leave discord with out a job!

[K9TheFirst1]

Discord: .....WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!

[Marrino460]

@K9TheFirst1 probaly why he has a face like that

[ramjet94]

ok when the god of chaos says your being stupid then you really fucked up

[krocialblack]

Yeah Discord. You will never be able to top the chaos that the American Government cause.

[xTheDeathSaintx]

im not even in school anymore but honestly id call it a fucking vitamin if itd keep it in school

picture school life without pizza

[PissMyselfLaffing]

ha!

[hiro661]

I can't help it, every time I see this I end up giggling like and idiot. XD

[nigahiga68]

this is Discord's porn.

[masterofthecontinuum]

:ppthefuckisthis:

[t33robo]

Is actually a meme Discord's reactions to things? I think it should

[Durgular1]

I think Discord is less surprised about exactly what he sees and more surprised that he had nothing to do with it.

[06cloud]

@Durgular1 or maybe more surprised to see that human can do much better than him at what he is good at. Discord: messing everything up. Congress: messing everything up better.

[Grandpharaoh91]

These are the people we let run our country? Combine that with the internet censorship bill, and I'm almost willing to leave the country and go to canada. YES. I said Canada.

[inumaru988]

@Grandpharaoh91 I definitely want to go to Canada. I've been wanting to long before SOPA or this pizza fiasco.

[ToaDrakua]

Discord: Even I think this is messed up.

[MEGAGUY21]

WUT!? next they going to say water don't hyderate you!

[06cloud]

@MEGAGUY21 this... seems to have been said before. Not sure whether those politicians are involved, though.

[MEGAGUY21]

@06cloud

most likely....

in fact i actully read something along those lines.

[ThePannhead]

*tags*

Do I react good or bad to this?

[Spookhunter7]

Discord's like ooothis is toooo easy...

[Studkip]

Today Health got it all wrong, pizza isn't a vegetable, pizza IS vegetable.

[CORDELLHOFFMAN]

My god... Mr. Galaxy do you know what this means!?! With our congress, Discord is out of a job!

[guaton92]

you were right...

Groose's theme DOES go with everything funny!

[twilightshadowblade]

You know that when the physical embodiment of Chaos and Disorder has a look of complete and utter what-the-fuckness on his face that shit has officially hit the fan.

[MoldyAngle]

"I just suggested this a few hours ago...I didn't think they'd take me serious."

[akumaten]

Can we throw the chocolate milk at the government?

[AGuyAndAGun]

I said the tags in my head before I even read them.

[ManintheArmor]

Congress = Epic Fail

[IntoTheCaramelFrappe]

Even Discord, could not understand how chaos was working in this matter. It was even out of his hands I would say.. and he is over 1,000 years old!! (or more)

[CaptainOlimar247]

Congress is pretty much the stem of most modern American problems. It makes sense they would argue about something as trivial and pointless as pizza.

[Robomorons]

well it's made up of lots of vegetables.

Does that make pizza the veggie equivalent of Voltron?

[EquusStorm]

BAHAHAHA.

[esfelectra]

do you know what this means?

that back to the future 2

might have actualy predicted precooked pizza!

[LinkCidolfas]

I am a moderate and what the f*ck is this?

[LightHero03]

I live in Canada :l

[themanwithoutaname92]

Not sure if stupid or just yankee...

[StormWolf1908]

Not sure but didn't they spend 5.6 million on it?

[Lordor1000]

I bet 4chan was behind this...

[Kody910]

There is not enough palm in the world to apply to my face to express how disappointed I am.

[waterninten]

Oh government, what ever shall we do with you?

But seriously, if the SOPA bill get's passed I'm moving to Canada.

[SonicobbsessedR2]

Wait a second...

AREN'T TOMATOES FRUIT?!!?

[kirbyrobot150]

THE CAPTAIN FROM "WALL-E" WAS RIGHT!!!!!

PIZZA GROW FROM THE GROUND!!!!! 0_o

[iamfilleg]

@kirbyrobot150 Oh. Clever. :P

[RedSpiderZero]

@kirbyrobot150

PIZZA PLANTS! LOL

[conner623]

@kirbyrobot150

Pizza Plants!

We have these in Manhattan! How did you think we have such great Pizza?

[xato909]

lol wtf is wrong with America?

[roboguy75]

@xato909 America, good people (excluding rednecks) but terrible government

[xato909]

@roboguy75 American government make me lol

[ChemiiRadio]

Guys. They said pizza SAUCE was a vegetable. In other words, TOMATO PASTE.

[tamral31]

@ChemiiRadio Tomatos are Fruits

[MrRccx]

Ok you know what? Pizza is a Dildo. Nuff' said.

[GordonFrohman74]

Pizza is a table

[SnivySolid]

Eh...The Fuck?! Pizza a VEGETABLE?!

Ok, now they are officially the United States of Derpmerica. (no offense)

[roboguy75]

@SnivySolid Hey, even I think our government is lead by lobotomized retards

[morri908]

@SnivySolid Non taken...

We agree with you.......

[AceBriggs6]

@SnivySolid watch?v=EhpkdfTh9DE

[hexpinteas]

I PAID OVER $1000 PER THIS SHIT?!

[LordKarnage12345]

Fools I thought we agreed that pizza is a fruit

[ToasterMedic]

Hey! Now we can eat pizza for our daily servings of veggies now! YES

[souldude151]

If pizza is a vegetable then can bacon be a fruit?

Bacon Tree!

[TrashednScatteredD]

This makes me want to smack everyone in congress even more than before.

[doogle5747]

When something makes Discord say, "Da fuck?!" you know it's gonna be bad

[SobmicSSBB]

That's such a

Discord

in the American food system.

[mdalsted]

@SobmicSSBB YEAAAAAAAAH-- Oh, wait. You forgot your sunglasses.

[MrSoulmaan]

i gotta lay off the chocolate milk - discord

[Vuorenpeikko]

OH gawd, the music, dat face! perfect.

[Andergrin]

Discord like: "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

[SgtScrubnoob]

Mr Galaxy, I have a serious inquiry as to what this song is. I am in the process of making a long ass YTP and listening to just this video on loop isn't satisfying my desire for this song.

plz halp

[SUPERMARIOGALAXY13]

@SgtScrubnoob The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Silly Groose

[SgtScrubnoob]

@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 lol at first I read that as silly goose and thought you were just messing with me

now everyone give this cool gai a thumbs up so people won't have to ask him what the song is lotsa times

[AGuyAndAGun]

@SgtScrubnoob: Those 21 seconds are basically the entire piece XD

[drakewingfire]

Sometimes... things are so stupid and outlandish that they are just funny. I could go "holy shit what kinda morons call pizza a vegetable!?" but seriously... I think this is funny, in the same kinda way like watching a real snobby person falling down a flight of stairs catching themselves for a moment before falling again and busting their ass up more, on the one hand you are like "god how dumb" but on the other you just wanna break out some popcorn and keep watching.

[TaCoDuDe66]

i don't want to live on this planet anymore

[GigawingsVideo]

Pinkie Pie: Dear, are you going to finish you glass?

Discord: Not today Sweetie Pie, I think I will take a day off today. They already upstage me.... again......

[LifeIncorporated]

Someone hit Discord.... Congress broke his brain again.

[vnom84]

Yeah, I'm gonna need a vector of that.....

[mdalsted]

'Kay, I'm guessing a computer wrote that title. Maybe even the whole article. O_o

[TheLairOfRockwhales]

@mdalsted

Nope, USA government

[JGDawg1]

So W°A°L°L°E was right about pizza plants?

[ElChrisman]

Thats to much chaos even by his standards

[TheRocaN64]

♫Oh, Ca-na-da!...♫

[metrocop1000]

O_o ... Congress, you have officially made Gorge Bush look smarter than you.

[Tjprower]

@metrocop1000 They did that a long time ago. We're only just noticing.

Congress has had a lower popularity rating than every president who has been in office during the past 16 years..., and yet we blamed those presidents for everything and kept voting the same stupid morons back into congress. Does anyone see the real problem, yet? =/

[metrocop1000]

@Tjprower I do hope others see the difference soon. And on another note, I would rather have Celestia be the ruler of the USA then what we got right now...

[BlackWidowSoldier099]

This is probably the ONLY vegetable kids WILL eat XD

[FluckierCow]

were can I buy these seeds?

[AdmiralZhao007]

Technically, it'd be a fruit.

[dwreanchinotan]

better make that a beer glass discord

[GigawingsVideo]

@dwreanchinotan Or scotch glass....

[cforce64]

This should be a meme

[tamral31]

Also, Political Discord might be my favourite thing ever.

[Sourhope89]

I'm surprised Canada hasn't gotten a huge population boost from Americans running into there.

If Canada's worse than America is, I weep for humanity.

[tamral31]

MY STOMACH!! You Congressman are the most fun I've had in eons!

[bobthestickman02]

In that case, if you put vegetables on pizza, then would that be putting veggies on top of a veggie? And does that technically make cheese a vegetable as well? And, most importantly, were we really so concerned about this, that CONGRESS had to decide?

...whoo! America! Yeaaaaaah!

[pikurosonai00]

Discord's face is just priceless. XD And can I go to Canada with you?

[mlpman246]

Congress need's to see this video.

[ManuelTFox]

I saw that Discord background he has :P

[sneakykatze82]

...............  ಥ_ಥ

[ShinyPuppy]

In fairness, didn't Reagan make ketchup a veggie too?

[Rjtheperson]

That is the funniest reaction face ever.

[Draican29]

Sweet pudding that's just dumb. On the other hand one could use this if people ask "why do you watch my little pony that was meant for little girls your wried!!"

then you say "I may be wried but at least I'm intelligent enough not waste money to decide that pizza is a vegetable."

oh and Discord is our Overlord, all hail master of Chaos.

[ManuelTFox]

@StealthClaw1 Does this mean we can grow pizza's out of the ground now?

[mikethemikeful]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

[tlrledbetter]

@StealthClaw1 At least we'll probably get pizza trees out of this then...

[tlrledbetter]

The 2012 doomsday BS must have messed up congress's heads and made them think, "Heck, the world's ending soon. Let's do some crazy shit!"

Once it's New Year's Day 2013, they'll hopefully change their act for the better.

[RabidDog22]

@dragonjohn7445 Or BOTH.



[Greenfox8892]

As if congress couldn't fail anymore.

[twilightshadowblade]

It's always so reasuring to know that government is solving our problems, one trivial and insignificant question at a time.

[JoeytheJoeyX3]

Dammit, America. Just... just dammit.

[TheToonyloon]

According to a recent poll, Congress' approval rating is about 9%, which is lower than the approval rating for BP during the oil spill, the IRS, banks, lawyers, Richard Nixon during the Watergate scandal, and the idea of the US going communist.

The SOPA bill and this story really don't help them.

[CriticalQuit]

@TheToonyloon Those are just two insults to the injury that is the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, to the point where people are protesting en masse in the streets at a degree that hasn't been seen in decades.

[SparraGryphon]

@TheToonyloon Not to mention communism in the USA.

[thesega99]

Did you just change the tags to match my comment? I feel so honored I could Jizz cream- i mean just scream!

[ElasticSpider]

Our Congress has drank too much eggnog and eaten too much turkey I see.

[Commentmit]

But then wouldn't that mean pizza is a fruit?

[Ninja0Pain]

Obviously Congress causes more chaos then Discord...

[Kyoshiprower]

So, as a vegetarian, does this mean I can eat a Meat Lover's and still be okay?

[GigawingsVideo]

@Kyoshiprower YES

[skipythedog]

DerpGringos

[Netaviofhell]

Tzeentch: I know that feel, bro.

[WittingStudios]

Thats werid! I'm a pizza right now, and it is a thin chrust, pepperina, no sauce pizza. If thats not a vegetable I don't now what is.

[ObnoxiousDoucheAlt]

If Pizza isn't considered a vegetable then why do they put vegetable toppings on it?

[thesega99]

We have to pay $0.07 every dollar for THIS? That's it, I'm moving to Canada.

[MisterClockTower]

I was expecting a screamer.

I was not disappointed.

[thesega99]

If the Lord of Chaos drops his jaw to something, then it MUST be redikalikalicoulous.

[thecrispt3r4t0r]

This is too funny look at. :P

[Lucios1995]

@Lucios1995

Oh, thought it had something to do with the IP Bill >_<

[TaurenLagann]

I'd like my money back, please.

[PKMNLadyKiwi]

Discord is not amused.

[23BoyDanny]

If pizza were vegetables, then I'd bet those fat guys we all see walking down the streets were healthy as fuck... Shoot yourselves*said to government*!

[pwkalza97]

There is a discord theme?!!!??(for google chrome)

[MikipatamBR]

Oh... Wait, wut?!

[xXThesticlerXx]

Congress you lazy fucks, there are more important things to be doing other than deciding pizza is a fucking vegetable. -a U.S. American citizen.

[ZombieZephyr]

You know, you'd think that Discord would have an affinity for stupid politics with how much chaos they create...

[conner623]

Honestly I bet Discord would be a better president/congress/anything in our government system then who we got now

Chaos would become a major improvement

[onlyseeingray]

Congress the new gods of discord.

[BeeziiFilms]

Eeeyup. Saw this on the news yesterday morning.....

:l

[mikethemikeful]

Now I've seen everything...

[AnthonyDaFox]

I'd Laugh but I this is the Same Congress that Think Juggalos are a real Gang XD

[dekoldrick]

We really need to get rid of those bastards. Nothing but a bunch of fuck ups.

[IclareKrual]

Welp, best eat healthy!

[blackheartbeto]

"Pull out the troops from Afghanistan? Not as long as we have SOPA and PIZZA."

[F1315NJ]

Yeah, this is why we can't trust congress anymore...

[pikmin24]

I'm with the tags!

[WritersBlah]

I don't think Discord's turning to stone totally contains his power. He's the freaking god of chaos, so his power has to be leaking somewhere...just so happens that it's leaking into the real world now.

[TheRickada]

I like how his reaction is to this is more disturbed then the censorship bill.

[MoldyAngle]

"But...I...pizza...delicious, but...vegetables!? *rumbling build up* ...I...HAET VEGETABLES!"

[WaffleTrooper]

why do i live in this fucking country?

oh wait, its because i cant move out yet...

[dawkterderp]

Yeah, and chocolate is a fruit