Game Fails: Battlefield 3 "At least he went out with some grace"

[djgrammrus]

It's Ninja!!!

[TheWolffann]

360 no scope... fail

[Dragonpit]

Would you like a lamp post to go with that?

[xedgeforeverx]

The John Travolta spin at the end of The Punisher!

[revived513]

He tried to roundhouse kick him in the face!

[MichelangeBro]

That's not dying! That's falling, with style!

[zygas25]

actually were more angry about the rifle red dot thing

[Epical99]

Nice potatocam.

[paper2015]

thats called dying fashionably

[WildBuck007]

Technically it is a retarded mutilation of english saying HURRICANE !

But listening to the horrible way Ryu does it in japanese....one would never know 0_0

[WeMakeGarbage]

Quickscoping in Battlefield 3.

You're doing it wrong.

[FatTonyCologino]

He's doing a friggin pirouette!

[darkprince39]

Do a barrel roll

[Hurtydwarf]

The quality isnt bad i.m.o, its the fact this kid is using a red dot on a m40A5 that makes me want to kill someone

[ParagonFury]

@Hurtydwarf

Dude, using Silenced Snipers with the Holo or Red Dot is an amazing way to rack up kills and some fun while doing it.

[EnragedPorkchop]

People, stop bitching about the quality. You can see what's going on, and that's all you need.

[alpha19602]

12 people broke their necks trying to do the Shoryuken

[Omgpankeks]

Whoa wtf, what was this recorded with? A POTATO?

[kickit246]

Dude, thats a better shoryuken than Dan can pull off! Get this guy a spot in the next Street Fighter!

[xxxclanmw2]

was the fail the guy spinning or him useing a kobra sight on his sniper???

[Starvingpuppies]

top comment should be, "RECORDED WITH A POTATO HUR HUR!!!!"

[unfakedsusername]

@Starvingpuppies DON'T INSULT THE POTATOS!!!!

Hurr Hurr

[Kayokak]

hmm... what's the bigger fail... the spin or the sniping going on around him? :/

[godstrong96]

That awkward moment when both of the top comments are nearly the same exact thing by only a few characters.

[A7XGroupie767]

Why are the top comments the same? -_-

[jwnlink1]

The dancing dead

[TheCactuar124]

wow they copied the death animation in mw3 xDDDDD

[anthony21266]

@TheCactuar124 but this game came out before mw3 xDDD

[0blackfire0]

Was this recorded with a toaster? 

[h2kchicagoted]

why are both top comments the exact same thing that i said?

[TheLonelyBrit]

@h2kchicagoted Because they're spelt differently and I can't remember which, if either, is the correct spelling...

[flamethrowerbeast]

is the fail qiuckscoping in bf3?

[Jerro555]

I'd say Shoryuken, but it's already been said a ton of times, so instead this will have to suffice.... HA!

[roller6902]

I like the fail, but jesus, I've seen bad quality videos of bf3 (and they aren't even bad), but this....THIS. This is just awful.

Also people? I don't know what planet you're from, but potatoes don't do shit.Think of a better joke.

[Emanfox333]

why have the two top comments both misspelled spamed uppercut

[waterboy419]

8 from the german judge on the triple axel, 1 on the landing.

[saavanrijsinghani]

im totally fav this

[Unspokenking]

i was wondering where my recording potato went.

[Biomaster06]

He always wanted to a ballerina.

[Cessna152ful]

can i have the potato he was recording with

[Rokr175]

"Hey man, can I borrow some health?"

"SUREEEYOUCAN!"

[CrimsonBlasphemy]

New GameFails outro audition.

[CrimsonBlasphemy]

New GameFails out in

[AntiAizen]

To bad his parents never had the money to pay for his dance lessons :(

[Orrissan]

You spin me right round baby right round~

[ReILoaDz1]

That guy was bad at sniping . Lololol

[TheMusicMaker19]

@ReILoaDz1 Actually, I'm pretty good.

[TKxEnigma]

It looks like he believed...

(sunglasses)

... he could fly

I'm here all week ...

[bassplayingassassin4]

ok...even the French judge would like that...

[xXJason585Xx]

looks like he went

(puts on sunglasses)

for a spin

yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa­aa!!!!!!!!!!

[ohahmenuts]

blah blah blah.. top comments are the same blah blah blah.. something sarcastic, now where are my thumbs up

[xsquirrel754x]

I hate it when the top comments are the same. -.-

[xShadowLink5127x]

I will give that death 9/10

[TheSupersniper117]

Its an m40a5.

You're welcome

[cheechanchux]

get out of here with shoryuken, that was totally Mario's uppercut

[TheSuffers]

N00B snipers shouldn't use SV98 with a fucking red dot sight that I so fucking annoying when people do that. Sniper rifles are meant to be used at range.

[noob177]

@TheSuffers would you rather them noob it up with the mk11 mod or every other semi auto sniper there is? its called aggressive sniping, people bitched in bc2 that snipers werent doing anything useful for their team so the encouraged this behavour. they balanced it too making snipers a 2 shot body shot in close range so the only way to be successful as a aggressive sniper is to pin heads, alot more skill than the bradley ammunition on the usas...

[PineappleGamer12]

Recorded with a RebelPotato C5.

[letsgoiowa]

Looks like someone was practicing ballet

[Addicted2BassMedia]

Vertical Barrel Roll?

[coolguy2everyone]

360 death :D

[KenShinman87]

Peppy Hare need to teach him how to do a proper barrel roll.

[TheMusicMaker19]

YES, this is my video! :D

[cloudMAN75]

Dont bring a SHORYUKEN to the wrong game

[KidFlash2300]

(spinny kick move name)

[kolinmartz]

i first i taught the guy was trying to 360 no scope that guy

[jonapaul1]

He should of been a balirina

[jycool1]

FOUL!!! He clearly used the gun to help with that spin.

[Rokr175]

*Insert Peppy Hare's cliche catchphrase here*

[DISEASEOFNORM]

Wat was the gun?

[Dobhrionn]

@DISEASEOFNORM Looks like an L96

[huggetheking]

failning when kicking

[alexman9000]

Gotta love 'em HD potatoes.

[bazookajo587]

you know what hey say, if your gunna die, at least do it in style

[spicyd2]

Since when is Ryu in Battlefield...

[sarge301]

"10", "10", and the russian judge says "8.6"

[victormaurell]

SHOOOOORYUKEN!

[Baker8807]

"You may have killed me but I will kill you with laughter.. and possibly pissing your pants"

[Fantasma413au]

SHORYUKEN

[qwertyuiop1029ish]

@Fantasma413au i was totally gonna say that

[soddenassassin]

Glamorous death instructions 1#jump at opponent 2# Twirl 3# toss gun while twirling 4# Die!!! (Results may vary.talk to a doctor if spinning,not twirling, and side effects are instant death...pain before death or slow agonizing death consult a doctor before try this move as it will kill you. )

[The123musiclover]

And the Russian judge gives it a 10.

[ferg2101]

Every man dies, few do it with style.

[tonyofthenc]

So blurry and alliased i couldnt see whats going on.

[dklgj112]

and then there was shoryuken

[MrDynastylegen]

I'll give it a...

9.2



[thejokutyyppi100]

Yay potato camera

[halodonuts]

"PERSONAAA!!!"

[Roguesaxophone57]

reminds me when Sarge[possesed] got shot

[kiwirar]

I don't know what's worse, The quality of potato to film this video, the shitty quick scoping with a red dot, or the fail itself.

[pcachu]

Captain Ginyu: "And now, the Dance of Mortal Certainty!" *twirl* *croak*

[TheElemental1991]

And I thought mw3 was unrealistic

[MedicOnDutyVids]

I'M TWIRLING!!!!

[Scyeth]

*Before Don't Ask Don't Tell's removal*

Soldiers dying like men (or normally)

*After Don't Ask Don't Tell's removal*

Soldier dying however the fk they want

[Ph4ntomS33ker]

he was imitating dead halo guy from the end of these videos

[rulerofbelmont]

recorded on a potato

[grooovybum]

I thought the REAL fail here was the guy that was playing....

[Fantasma413au]

@grooovybum but, your in the battlefield 3 playlist?

[G4NG5T3RBACKofCAE]

SARUOUYKEN!

[AmbitiousCanine]

Make a gif of the guy doing the pirouette. I'm sure that would become popular

[OnyxAlchemyst]

It's like I'm playing X-Com, but with better graphics, and less aliens.

[AJUKking]

FATALITY

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

And that's a 4.8 from the Russian judge.

[TakeshiExo]

SHORYUKEN!

[TheKeyblader133]

He always dreamed of being on 'Dancing with the Stars', but his dreams were taken by war

[ivar0]

Going out like a bawss

[Princegamer23j]

finish him :O

[XxShadowOfAgesxX]

My toaster has better quality than that.

[ubermaster94]

battlefield 3, while a fantastic game, has further accomadated quick scoping as seen in this video.

[CuXong]

BALERINALITY!

[enemyatwar2773]

many fails here, but the biggest one is the blurred video!

[LongshotBrit1993]

And for my big finish...!

[AHA101789]

He just tried to Chuck Norris his ass!

[xDarkEvox]

No no. It's step step KICK twirl and die! GET IT RIGHT!

[jimi334455]

Fuck you man this was supposed to be 360 no scoping not just no scoping

[RetardsInWar]

Someones a bit tipsy

[HeartlessSora1234]

He thought this was COD...

[fartgunner]

Tsumak-sempu-kyen!!!!!!



[15derson5]

The real fail is the guys sniping

[eltrono22]

COOLEST!.............DEATH EVA!!!!!! :D

[SuperJonnyMario]

Played too much Street Fighter, thought he could be Ryu

[alldayagain]

Ninja kick!!! Ow my kidney...

[masterluc100]

anyone else noticed there is no red dot...

[totitool]

@masterluc100 he recorded this on a potato

[Mentallycool]

"IMA ROUNDHOUSE YOU JUST LIKE CHUCK NORR-"

[AWsounds]

And that's a score of 5.6 from the russian judge, very impressive...

[THExPRODIGYxGAMER]

HEY LET'S PLAY HOT POTATO...

WAIT THAT'S MY CAMERA I USED FOR THE VIDEO NOOOOOOOOOO

[Seint21]

He was just too fly to live. :(

[Marauder850]

Insert, "YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY, RIGHT ROUND!" music.

=P

[zCopyCatz]

@Marauder850 Insert "Meatspin (dot) com"

[TechnosaurMusic]

@zCopyCatz Insert painful memories of said website.

[Spikescalling]

@Marauder850 MEATSPIN...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO...

[TheShock88]

holy shit my eyes!

[Venim85]

And then they will have a sequel.

Battlefield 3: Super Duper Street Fighter Turbo 2 Remix Purple Monkey Dishwasher 5.

[DumbVentriloquism]

Didn't know Ryu was a playable character in Battlefield

[MrTurient]

simple physics.not in every game can be seen

[TheConnor595]

I'd give a seven on the opening but a nine on the follow-through!

[TheLonelyBrit]

All his life Carl wanted to be a ballerina. Only in death would his strict family allow him to become one.

[stephenbrolyMW3]

finally! a 360 death :D

[IIVDevilsMayCareVII]

Battlefield 3: Street Fighter DLC

[FreakinAwsomeNinja]

Purple storm d**k figures?

[PurpleStorm8]

...and not a single fuck was given that match.

[ScrubTheNub]

Pussy recons....

[cheechanchux]

Hey everybody watch me do a 360 no-life

[animefan809]

and jazz hands!

[Halo3Reaper]

There's my recording potato..

[blunts26k]

Super Mario ? Lol

[EchoOddity]

DPFP

[duncankingofsc0t1and]

that kill was FABULOUS!!!

[Tripleat117]

Squad 689 attempt to integrate ice skating into battle maneuvers and evasion. The squad went K.I.A after deployment in the battlefield.

[Xydz]

i can understand (barely) using a automatic sniper rifle like that.. but a bolt action with a reflex scope?.. thats just dumb.

[Robothamster101]

@Xydz how? its basically just turning the sniper into a closer range rifle

[Zulupunk]

@Xydz i like to use and acog on my bolts actions at close range with either a suppressor or flash suppressor.

[brendon2343]

@Xydz inorite? iron sights are much better.

[MEHHAPPIFACE]

@Xydz tell that to the Soviets, Germans, Americans, and British who used bolt actions without anything in WWII

[huckingfipsters]

What the fuck did this guy record this on, a ham sandwich?

[Silvad0r]

Hey, I'm practising for the ballet. Can you tell me what you think of my pirouette?

[Eihcra96]

@CarlosSpicyWeiner7

*you're

[legoweber99]

Do a fucking barrel roll in war star fox

[ScrinMan]

Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!

[Unit1262]

360 Quick Death?

[Dead505Gamer]

Players a bitch for using a sniper rifle like that.

[cytorakdemon]

Que Micheal Jackson "Hehe!"

[MrSqaz2wsx]

did you film this with your toaster ??

[Crazyredemu]

And this is why you don't use a DDR pad as a controller

[mrjerrio1]

This is suprisingly good quality considering it was filmed through a plastic bag inside a fishbowl.

[jpbk23]

Power Rangers much LoL

[Dontmindvaughnn]

@jpbk23 all he needed was sparks to come out and it would have been a Power Rangers Certified death lol

[scubasteveo23]

another fail part is the guy missing all of his shots.

[hildegain]

@scubasteveo23 Trying to quick scope everyone, that's the fail ^^

[SW337x7007H]

Only Ryu would be proud.

[lifeiscrap103]

It's like the old deaths back in Halo: CE, where no matter how you died, you would always do spin and land in a certain position.