NEW PLANET!!

[toygod52]

give me a jacket please :)

[MahoganyMilkshake]

Pause at 7:12. Amazing hahhaha

[009mzblue]

the new planet should be named after him. I mean come on. "Planet Tobuscus"

[PurelyPreussen]

At 5:40 I heard a plane... Y U NO POINT IT OUT TO THE AUDIENCE?!?!?!

I love it when you say,"I love planes!"

[TheSlickPenguin]

Thats my sister.

[WWProductions94]

A collab with another planet... Ok, everyone, get on the spaceship. We've got 22 million years, so you'd better all be vampires.

[xxxandyxxx98]

stop the video at 6.05 funny

[toasty4000000]

"boob. Hahaha... ug..."

[Niwram]

I want to see Toby do emo. Without the accent. OK maybe the russian one

[Viperxify]

@Leavon how is this not funny? And there's a type of comedy called Improv which doesn't need research

[Epictoast01]

@787tyler, @weirdone17 im on ur sides but the opertune moment came soo WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS (even though @Leavon probably doesnt have any) WHY CANT WE BE FRIENDS? OH WHY CANT WE BE FRIIENDS? sorry sorry first thing came to mind when i saw the whole array of comments XD

[cowcccccccc]

How does he drink liquid ALMOST everyday....hmmmmmmm

[Gamesharked]

Now THAT cup is HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT.

[Jasoncole04]

i want this cup. Toby make this cup.

[787tyler]

their language is probably spɹɐʍʞɔɐq

[Leavon]

How about actually doing some research on the subject you intend to vlog about... Everyone is dumber for having wasted the 7:21 listening to your verbal diarrhea myself included. I'm going to actually find out the facts that were missing from this video.

[weirdone17]

@Leavon you dick. we watch toby because he is funny and we can relate. you obviously have no humor at all. Go fuck yourself you internet troll.

[Leavon]

@weirdone17 You consider this humor? All competent comedians actually research their material to provide a funny and factual set, I doubt your hero here even knows which side of the road to drive on or which day of the week it is. Kind of says something about your mental state doesn't it. There look I've actually been able to insult you and remain civil at the same time give it a try or do you want to threaten me now? Oh and go read the definition of what a troll really is then look in a mirror.

[787tyler]

@Leavon this is not my fight, but to defend toby and @weirdone17 ... 1 yes we do consider this humor why? well like @weirdone17 "we relate." we have a life. clearly you don't and dose that look staged into a factual set? and you think your civil by using words you never use daily? or putting them into a sentence to make you look intelligent? and the definition of a troll. you probably never looked it up. so you can go look in the mirror and look at the "troll" you are.

[BinhoDemais]

@Leavon WOW DUDE I GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU.

WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR OPINION.

Cya :D

[CaptainSplat23]

SILENCE!!

[deathshadowist]

(-(-(-(-(-(-_-)-)-)-)-)-)

NIJA"D BITCHES

[segabud]

HOTOTOTOTOT!!! xD

[Mallow0749]

it would be they tube! |^-^|

[shahzaibkhanisme]

Did anyone else lol when he said "Its 'boob' " ?

[100PercentREALJuice]

Goldilocks Zone

[HometownHero2400]

i thought you didnt drink liquids.



[DrewJVal]

@HometownHero2400 what are u talkin he loves liquid!

[iTommyBoyL]

@HometownHero2400 he doesnt drink liquids, he uses the cup to store hot liquids that he uses for murdering murderous demons

[naffy0325]

I was just looking at his hair and thinking that he needed a haircut when he said that he needed one lol

[IEvanAlmightyI]

All this time i though he edited the intro in :/

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[ZettaOzenDayoh]

@2ndtolastfilms If anyone goes there is gonna need a lot of safety torches!...and some neosporin... just in case e.e

[59qwertyqwertyqwerty]

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[Pistolification]

There is no 7:20 !!!!

[GiantPurpleSpaceworm]

upside down it's doob

[segiiG]

6:44 you'll cut u'r mothers ear XD

[segiiG]

from 2:25 i didn't understand a thing :P

[stretchmonroe]

Holy fuck! I didn't read what those 2 nerds are arguing about but dudes...take it somewhere else. Sincerely, guy who took 2 secs to let u know you are having a pointless argument with someone you don't know. Peace off!

[odinlinga]

my cat also acts like a cat!

[13katlover]

I SNNEEEEZZZZEEDDDD!!!!!! This is the only time I feel happy I have a cold

[raphaeljesussr2]

PLANETBUSCUS!!!

XD...

[raphaeljesussr2]

BA DA DO DO DO DO DO DO DO SUBSCRIBE!!!

[SOFIAAAA]

Olga kay is awesome!

[ZetaSimsoy]

I geeked all over the floor when Toby mentioned Wheezy (the two youtubers tied for my heart)

[GiggityUrSelf]

yo guys scientists recently proofed Eisenstein wrong they found they CAN make things move faster than the speed of light in at most 30 years from now space crafts will be able to travel as fast or faster than light so new planets in the next couple hundred years that humans can live on might start being colonized. I sound so much more scientific than i really am :)

[UnKn0wN619]

high much?

[oledys]

Best Russian accent ever XD

[sinnerlolz]

HEY TOBY!!! Im easy on the eyeholes ;)



[MW3FAILS10]

he should play battlefield

[AE97w]

My mom cut my ear when I was 6

[stapelater]

Why do people think that Australians have accents

[MyFictitiousLife]

Christmas is not complete without a sweater that you hate... That includes Griffin!

[13Doomsday13]

you should play dark souls for your next game :DDD

[MrSquarehead97]

@13Doomsday13 Dark souls sucks, its just a rip off of the elder scrolls. a bad one at that.

[13Doomsday13]

@MrSquarehead97 lolwut? elder scrolls games are easy shit and they get boring quick. darks souls has multiplayer, is actually tough and there's loads of stuff to do

[13Doomsday13]

@13Doomsday13 toby is playing master mode on skyrim and it seems veeeeeeeeeeeery easy

[MrSquarehead97]

@13Doomsday13 'SEEMS' you contradicted your own arguement gz

[MrSquarehead97]

@13Doomsday13 what do you mean lolwut? can you not read? if it so easy thats why you turn up the difficulty, Dark souls is the shit version of skyrim just like medal of honour or bad company is the shit version of CoD or Pro evolution is the shit version of FIFA. kthxbai

[13Doomsday13]

@MrSquarehead97 seems, i tried expert, i thought masters would be tough, i would've changed but i haven't played in a while, dark souls is so much better than skyrim, in terms of gameplay dark souls wins, story, if you can follow it, dark souls wins, screwing around and wasting time (this isn't a bad thing) skyrim wins. dark souls is the better game, skyrim is just walking around and shooting arrows to win

[MrSquarehead97]

@13Doomsday13 you are so blinded it is untrue, maybe if you new how to play the game instead of 'WASTING TIME'. Also in terms of lore etc Skyrim takes the win, its so in depth and consistent and great fun to play. Finally how the hell is it shooting arrows to win? It has tonnes of different weapons, spells armours, and is not just shooting arrows and is intense right the way through. Do me a favour any more of my time and stop being a deluded fanboy.

[13Doomsday13]

@MrSquarehead97 i find wasting time fun o.o i do play the story, and by shoot arrows to win, i mean all you need to do to beat the game is shoot arrows, that's how easy it is. Have you ever even played dark souls? i doubt it, so dont be a retard and bs about a game you haven't tried. Skyrim isn't "intense" at all, for the entire time that i have played, i have never had trouble beating a monster that was within my level range. By that i mean i don't rush the giants at lvl 2 expecting to killthem

[MrSquarehead97]

@13Doomsday13 Just to make it clear, I own Darksouls for 360. Personally I dont like it but i'm aloud my opinion. Skyrim has alot to do and is unending with tonnes of stuff to do which makes it fun. It's a game you can put 1000's of hours into and still not be bored of, a game that you can imerse yourself in as if it was a whole new universe. Its got its own lore, its own history it is huge. All im trying to say is, I don't think its right that game like Darksouls can come along...

[13Doomsday13]

@MrSquarehead97 1. dark souls came out first...

2. dark souls has loads of lore, all the special weapons in the game have lore in it, i personally have put about 30 hours into skyrim and 40ish in dark souls, im finding skyrim to be getting more repetitive as i play it, the new spells don't really change how i feel about it, also, what do you mean by passion... how can a beat-em up adventure game like skyrim have passion.. I'm not saying skyrim sucks, im saying dark souls is better gameplay wise

[13Doomsday13]

@13Doomsday13 and i prefer the story over skyrims one

[MrSquarehead97]

@13Doomsday13 im tired and am going to bed now but all im going to say is how the hell can you say dark souls was out before the elder scrolls? TES has been around for decades, dark souls is a copy.

[13Doomsday13]

@MrSquarehead97 i meant dark souls came out before skyrim, and how in the world is dark souls anything like skyrim other then the free roam and npc killing? skyrim = going around completing missions, leveling, killing tough monsters and trolling villages. dark souls is fighting tough bosses traversing through the story, retrieving the souls of lords and succeeding gwyn, + theres PVP and COOP, these two make dark souls even more fricken amazing.

[13Doomsday13]

@13Doomsday13 also i'd like to see toby raging about getting nommed by a treasure chest :DDDD

[MrSquarehead97]

@13Doomsday13 and take all this and try to re-create a game that has been around for decades for nothing but money and no passion.

[TheBuddhaFist]

@MrSquarehead97 The least educated comment on youtube for today award goes to this douche! And I dont even like darksouls but its as similar to Elderscrolls as Diablo One is.

[MrSquarehead97]

@TheBuddhaFist Also who the hell are you Mr. Interferance. I don't know who you are and honestly could not care less but if you going to interfere at least make a good point, Darksouls and and Elderscrolls are not similar? Get real.

[ThePokemoncollector]

OMG i live in Australia perfect accent man :D

[luvdempancakes]

wait i thought he froze his liquids and ate them like that XD

[deadlyseraphim]

I just noticed there are 621 videos...WILLYOUMARRYME....ftw­...

[jkhkitty]

you mean keppler 22-B? or as i like to call it "pandora"

what if a bunch of really tall four fingered blue people lived there...

[narutokid226]

Toby has the best Russian accent, not eve a russian does a russian accent as good as TOBY does it.

[NerdyKoala25]

hothot

[CatWhiteEagle]

this was made on MY Birthday! Happy birthday to me =D

[ben12114]

he's good with accents

[LuvsDoctorWho]

Call the Doctor and he will go to this new planet for us!

[NinjaSaria]

your very much good at accents

[Thatcooltroll]

I FOUND STEPHEN!!

dl.dropbox[DOT]com/u/30139096/­Stephen.jpg

[fabulousbite]

you're pretty hot for a guy with ADD

[Frizzi95]

You should do an intro of Darkness then Redness then Whiteness then Wipethecameralensness =D

[brodogs1]

TOBY.

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[newmoon0280]

If you would Toby.. I am a loyal audience member that doesn't even have their own Tobuscus shirt! So if u would bee so kind to give me a shirt i would be very grateful. Bless you if you sneezed while reading this Toby! Peace out! Ba da da da doo i love you toby! I can't wait till the day when i see you doing a vlog and then i would run to u and be like OMG TOBUSCUS!, your awesome I'm one of the audience omg i can't believe this is happening!! haha(: Its our destiny! =D

[MrProDizzle]

oi mate we dont appreciate being mocked Sincerely Australia. Er Prawn anyone teheheh

[bookworm981]

lookin for wheezys comment

[horselover48842]

hey TOBY TURNER! in order to give you a way to get to that planet....watch Doctor Who and then get yourself a TARDIS. it WILL work. i have been to this planet.

[OMEGA87975]

light years is thousand

[FezzieBoi15]

Thumbs up if you said " WheezyWaiter's raising money " at 0:57

:D

[cck980]

My Aunt was on Penn and Teller!!! She lit a match while flying her.. one and only... ShowCat!

[Campusanis]

How isn't every top comment on these videos "OMG I SNEEZED"

[jayspence1990]

@Campusanis OMG I SNEEZED

[raphaeljesussr2]

@jayspence1990 BLESS YOUR FACE!!

XD...

[Baseballfan62092]

@Campusanis

That's only the top comments on the videos where he forgets to do his outro

[giggled]

:D!

[aniko247]

in soviet russia the mail reads toby

[VillageIdiot50]

why are you in a car?

[freazeezy]

goldilocks zone?

[raysspore]

@freazeezy thats what im thinking

[LeetCrafter]

GWIFFIN SO CUTE! ME WANT GWIFFIN D: sadfaic

[bagds5]

3:11 Ha

[xXnemovanityXxbotdf]

O•O am I the only one who thought Toby might have just made fun of stereotypical emo kids xXxXxmyxsoulxXxXx

[ImCamHD]

posted on my birthday. Thats procarious!

[wickedmonkey86]

Thumbs up for the awesome letter explaining the most glorious goblet!!! XD

[Mogalolz]

Good with my dick...tion

[superpimp23916]

4 times as big as earth

[mickyc96]

i wish i could have a tshirt.....hintity hint hint!!!

[Thisismyusername1010]

Hey Toby, are you planning on making a Project for Awesome video? You should really do that. It would be doubly awesome, and with some Epicosity thrown in there too!

[TheHooDooer]

Toby kinda laughs like Elmo...

[Kaediths]

2.4 times the size of earth aaaand 72 degrees

[chesleydouglas]

lol omg, Tobby ur just awesome! =P

[EicPwnageTime]

I also have liquid everyday too!!!!! :-)

[EPICXVIDEO]

Ehhh science

[NexxaiM]

He sounds like FPSRussia :D

[bigswallow2]

You sound just like Chekov from Star Trek!! Great goblet and video!! ~Super Laundry Bag (Super hero For The Arts):)

[WarRunner4]

Am i the only one who realizes that he doesnt finish %70 of his sentences ?

[Kmcornell23]

@WarRunner4 That's because Tobuscus's brain thinks too fast to complete full sentences.

[0xPureMelodyx0]

@WarRunner4 yea, that's our Toby (always wanted to say that OWO;;;)

[minecraftGmodtf2]

@WarRunner4 Nope!

[hoodwink86]

Toby, step away from the crack rock

[MrSlimytaco]

great now I have to find Lukeyy19's comment SMH

[OhThatsCeeCee]

...I bet The Doctor could find a a way to get us there.

[MaxKylevidoeblog]

He said boob!

[jammingwithmarley]

I like liquid

[janijoyful]

What we hear at the end: blehblehblahbitybleh A T-SHIRT, KEEP WATCHING MY VIDEOS!

[pyrusbrawler97]

Now someone needs to send him a golden biscuit,

[paulkn6]

IT´S WORLDBUSCUS!!!

[burningmanheartbeat]

THE GOBLET OF FIYAH!

[LifeWithHavoc]

bet you won't check out our channel.

[snaydersnake]

i love the intro.. audience hahahaha... but he speak to much so i watch till the darkness an redness jajaja

[BoomdeadNG]

So... this is that timmy turner fellow everyone is talking about....

[WarRunner4]

TOBY!!! Y U NO FINISH YOUR SENTENCES !

[tkmaster17]

So they found namek?

[azzaz100]

Up side down. Its boob...

[Nickmanalmighty]

Toby's priority when he meets aliens is to do a collab! That is some nice logic you have there Toby!

[nmalki09]

The term you were looking for was "Goldilocks Zone"

[NinjaPotato01]

@Ishnax I'm stupid, will you please clarify what you just said??

[ManneredMild]

By the thumbnail, I thought this video would be higher quality. Plus, this guy takes forever to get to the point. I am clicking away before he ever talks about the new planet, if he ever does.

[soren329]

@ManneredMild Yeah, this isn't an educational video. At all... Toby Turner is purely for entertainment.

[MrWillStryker]

Its called Kepler 22B, it is a confirmed planet that can possibly support human existance. It is about 600 light years away. The planet is 15% closer to its sun, however the atmosphere is so thick the average temperature is 22-25 degrees. It is around 2.7 times larger than Earth

[3rixtat3]

@MrWillStryker HAHA YOU FOOL YOU HAVE MADE MY BRAIN BIGGER IAM AM NOW 56 WORDS SMARTER 56 MORE WORDS TO A EVIL GENIUS HAAHHAAAAAAAAAA...fool

[BillyBobBacon247]

NO LINK

[dan982153]

BOOP

[hesteria007]

Bieber Blast in Toilet.... Video sucks

[SirSneakE]

cracks me up

[VGTheater]

Theres no life on the planet,because Chuck Norris went there last year.

[dscrossland]

OMG Make and sell them cups!!!

[WiiCurry]

I have to tell you guys the undisclosed location of the redness was all the befallen soldiers that they had befelled that day.

[KirbyMasterChief]

@rmrracerabe2 AUTOCORRECTED~

[Denamoose]

So, how do I enter to win a T-shirt? Rofl.

[baron494]

press 3 and toby tells a skyrim story!

[rmrracerabe2]

Toby is freaking weird as he'll,

[COLTSrBEAST99]

ozzy osbourne is immortal he should go



[etzioprodigy]

wow that shits gonna be on the news, newzealand just got mentioned by someone in america

[joshii966]

Mate that was a great aussie impression, its too bad you thought it was kiwi... PEACE OFF!!!

[sirus804]

Toby's Russian accent is more convincing than FPS Russia's fake Russian accent.

[MsLouisez]

its always New Zealand...

[JRS0612]

I usually dont like his vlogs but the collab part was hilarious

[sirllamagod]

if the planet is massive compared to earth, would all the people living on it be very very very small?

[LoveQueen4life09]

His face after 7:14 is just too funny xD

[SirezX]

STARGATE Toby! Stargates...

also...it is 3 times bigger than Earth and 32 light years away...probably take about 35 minutes to get there by hyperspace and about 1.3 seconds to get there by wormhole...

[tsukihikari]

A new planet to spread ourselves on like a virus.. Yaaaaaaaay..

Haha jk but that''s really cool! Aw man thinking about how many other universes are out there.. and how possible it is for other life forms to be living out there.. *ahem*

Haha I love you Toby C: