Steve Ballmer

[GuyWithGuitars1]

A big, smelly, sweaty clod who looks like the kinda guy who stops up a toilet after he takes a shit then leaves the seat up.

[toriaezunoakanto]

ひいたｗｗ



[blyadko]

Like teacher in the IT-class. "Today we will teach one word. Repeat with me - DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOERS.....fuck....yeah...O­k, on the next lesson we will teach new word - Technologies."

[ghost8839]

@blyadko

It will be very useful for Micro-soft

[vovade]

omg! I fell under the table after watching this video. I just now realized how great this man.

[NiceToForget]

LOTS OF SWEAT

[ChocolateLive]

I counted fourteen.

[NiceToForget]

You counted?

[ChocolateLive]

Yep.

[NiceToForget]

no life

[ChocolateLive]

I have no life? It's reaallll hard to count.

[NiceToForget]

yeah, but people that dont have lives spend there time counting a number of words there is in a video

[ChocolateLive]

Who the fuck are you to say who doesn't have a life? Aren't we all alive? You disgust me. This video is 19 seconds long, it doesn't take lifelong periods to count.

[NiceToForget]

you counted how long the video was!

i dont care if i disgust you, you realize that right.

im just saying that your comment seemed like someone who has nothing better to do then to count

[TheLeardMan]

Fat piece of shit I hope he has a heart attack.

[T966ER]

Woah look at all of that sweat!

[Drifter89r]

ololo, sweaty guy

[masterasm]

14 times 14 times

[nanostrike]

over 9000

[slafffff]

clown-idiot

[maksymov]

+1000

[jjiqvideos]

o my god! he is a monkey, lol crazy

[rtm1137]

LMAO the man needs some anti-perspirant

[abatzkon]

he must stink real bad

[highway788]

windows sucks

ballmer sucks

ballmer sweats like .... hulk xD

apple rules

apple owns everything

jobs >>>> ballmer

[krusha666]

no wonder windows is fail

[whitmore6]

sum1 tell me how that was good? a fat man sweating to much with a 1 word vocabualry.

im well confused =\

[SGwizard1]

lol thats windows in a nutshell AHAH

[Thundercross]

The description says he says "Developers" 50 times. I only count 14

[Decubuntu]

I guess that's a combination of bad grammar and math skills. I'm sure he meant fifteen

[Sergiodepoder]

¡¡YES!!

just a genius

[LuckyNibb]

that was only 21 times :(

[Hildoz2]

that wasnt 50 time... :P

[Larz9220]

i love steve ballmer

he is my hero

[dzidziaud]

deoderant, deoderant, deoderant...

[xxdraganaxx]

Epic sweat, amirite?

[rybot69]

anti-transpirante!

anti-transpirante!

anti-transpirante!

anti-transpirante!

[eldeppe]

Estaba un poco sopeado Ballmer.. jaja

[guachos]

hot

[oliver2587]

PAREN....!!

DEVELOPERS?

[addoumma]

this guys nuts lmao

the audience is laughing at him

[furbe]

awesomeness.

[Totempole15]

poop

[gr82bk8e]

Beautiful.

[tovara22]

Developers..developers..develo­pers YES! "Microsoft,Without developers,where would we be?"

[epicwhore]

persdevelo persdevelo persdevelo

[evgeshko]

Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers

[Jobojaba]

".....so what are we talking about again?"

"Developers? Oh ok ok...."

"Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers..."

[evgeshko]

fat sweaty pig

[burnedsoma]

sick fuck. this is utter ugliness

[PartyPenguinx426x]

Of course!!

If we use the crazy of Steve Ballmer

and fuse it with his immense sweat

my god

THE perfect Alternate Energy Source!

[sroh98]

This is what happens when you achieve F.U. Money status. He is my hero!!!

[AmericaAndAllies]

It should be chanting "H-1B Developers, H-1B Developers"...

He could give a crap about the Developers that made MS what it is today.

They only cry for more foreign workers when they have personal presentations to Congress.

[flitz0Prinze]

Someone give that dude a towel.

[LxusGS]

is he on crack?

[FortuneInLies]

And he struggles to say the words :D

[SmartNameHere]

De velpeurs?

Je ne parle pas... whatever that is!

[msheldrick1]

he makes me want to cry

[Andres28791]

Balmer: I love blue screen.... I love blue screen....I love blue screen....

BECAUSE: DEVELOPERS,DEVELOPERS,DEVELOPE­RS,--------BLUE SCREEN-----------DEVELOPERS,DE­VELOPERS,DEVELOPERS,DEVELOPERS­,----BLUE

SCREEN-------

[Qboy316]

is that elbow sweat i see?

[msheldrick1]

and neck sweat

[britarthc]

damn...

[TOGoS56]

Wow, the crowd was really into that, huh?

:/

[grindking88]

he is on cocain!!!!!!!!!!^^

[HOLLYWOODADONRADON]

was there another guy under his shirt?

[sssenator]

somebody buy steve a large drum of antiperspirant deodorant...

[invertical]

so not cool

[chrisfam7788]

he seem want to take part in WWE and fight with HHH or Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[jci10]

Steve would easily kick Steve Austin' pussy' arse easy. Never underestimate the strength of crazy people...

[rkmugen]

This is probably the most exercise he gets... considering the probability that he spends most of his time behind the computer figuring out how to get revenge over another well-known "Steve", who also happens to run another well-known company (Apple).

[thewildman11]

ese esta loco!!!

[coolman855]

is this vid of a conference or a freaking riot?

[crazymandavy]

Both!

[PhutureDisco]

this is a follower , not a leader, big difference !!! Goodbye Microsoft !!

[madafaka818]

Lol he is wet :P.

[esrox]

fat guys sweat a lot

[Wechsewinke]

and most of all fat hyperactive guys.

[endofdecember]

Damn dude, he's raining.

[Duckthunda]

if my boss expected me to chant for the glory of the company i'd tell him to go fuck himself.

[dmarcoot]

a human embarrassment

[Nooney6]

christ he's sweaty

[felixblumentritt]

I think Microsoft isn´t a serious company anymore.

[Dragon123561]

he's gonna have a heart attack if he continues actin crazy.

[WuYouHeng]

hahahaha........

[iPhonelessinVA]

So the following history of Microsoft is wrong when they said "Microsoft modeled the first version of Windows, released in 1985, on the GUI of the Mac OS" and "The Macintosh, released in 1984, was the first commercially successful product to use a GUI." ? Furthermore...

The first independent version of Windows, version 1.0, released on November 20, 1985, lacks a degree of functionality and little popularity. Windows 1.0 is not a complete operating system, but extends MS-DOS, inherent flaws...

[Mrbungleface]

could you imagine being friends with this guy hahahahahah hes like the dude you dont want to go out in public with, but is hella cool to hang out with... cause he has all the cool toys and shit

[geftargnabl]

yea lol windows and pc will always rule macs are good in some aspects but gaming and MANY other things they fail and vista is very good just takes awhile to get used to -_-

[robbyk1313]

haha most developers are now using macs.

[therealCamoron]

Where do you get your bogus statistics? You can't prove any of this. Graphics work, maybe on a Mac, although it has been found there are cheaper PCs that operate with Windows more efficiently for graphic work than Mac's most expensive models do.

Go back to your trendy overpriced stylish bullshit. Hating Microsoft for being successful doesn't make you "cool".

[austinsharp]

Dude, anyone that says that obviously hasn't used a mac before. My 12yr curse of windows is finally over.

[pwnwner]

Develope first develope first develope first develope first develope first develope first develope first.... Yes!

[GordonFr33man]

lol

[ritalinkid069]

byah!

[xDaMaGePlanxx]

did it rain there or something?

[omgomgomgd]

thats fatman sweat.

[ronmower]

Never gets old!

[Chaingunkill]

Sweaty Bastard...

[menichellia]

it was only 15 times

[thathelwvideo]

how are you doing?

-i am an american and i am working for a big company..

what'w your name ?

developer!

do you have a life or you work all day ?

"developer"

[fleissigerstudent]

What a strange man - I just watched a few clips on youtube featuring Ballmer - haven´t seen him before on tv as I do not live in the US. Absolute dedictaion to MS for sure - but watch his eyes an face while preaching - that simply does not correspond to his enthusiastic speech. Looks cold and calculating to me.

[GhettoAndLovingIt]

Take a look at his sweaty shirt. Wouldn't want to put your face in there...

[capsizergh]

Uhh! Ohh! That seems like very religious! And who was talking about Linux being religious, wasn't it Microsoft, right? And here we see almost like a church service arranged by Microsoft.

[DinaStrange]

why can't they innovate better?

[DinaStrange]

okay, 15 billion is a good incentive to consider but even then...

He scares me.

[blackerking]

Could be a tv-add for AXE. ;)

[NordicSpirit]

Boy this guy seems to be in some serious trouble.

[bazrin]

How many rails this time, Mr. Ballmer?

[scabberdoug]

Steve Buttbalm likes developers, unfortunately he doesn't know any.

[hamster700]

they need 2 tak him to a mental institution

[aftereffects]

wtf is he on. hes such a wanker.

[itisdylan]

fatty

[000lover]

why does he go crazy... must be drugs... but i do have a great windows phone the dash by htc...

[bawaji123]

lol@Hunkola's comment ..u pretty much ryt...man i dunno y Microsoft is still da world most revenue generatin company inspite of producin 1 of the worst OS....man i had a project 2 be submitted and jus 1 day b4..my windows got corrupted...microsoft suckksssssss .Apple sounds gud but its hard on ur pocket

[MSI2k]

Windows crashed? or did you rape it? If you rape anything, it'll pretty much crash. Theres no such thing as idiot-proof software. And by the sound of it, you're an idiot.

[Hunkola]

This guy really creeps me out....he has those small evil beady eyes that are spooky....like he would molest your kids and rape your wife, then try to sell you crappy software all in the same day. A REALLY FUCKING CREEPY-ASS DUDE!!!

[scabberdoug]

Steve Buttbalm likes developers. Unfortunately, he doesn't know one.

[shadowdusk]

sick fat fuck

[observationspring]

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Steve.

[scabberdoug]

maybe they should turn on the AC

[rollinroll]

this guy is crazy! first the windows 1.0 commercial then the monkey dance in a presentation and then this lol

[wrdawrdeya]

was he wearing a sauna suit?

[mirrorstone]

Has anybody seen the Aviator? A movie about Howard Hughes. Remember the obsessive compulsive disorder in the film. "Show me the blueprints." Developers. Show me the blueprints. Developers. Show me the blueprints.

[acehimself]

the way of the future, way of the future

[GoDieProductions]

yeah developers! yeah that microstoft convention was awesome!!!!:p

[amrRocker06]

i feal that one of these days steve balmer is going to have a heartattack on stage, and everyone will just be sitting there laughing

[SheebaOK]

this guy is good!!!! free spirit!

[g4tech]

this guy is crazy

[NetWarri0r]

i am with you !

[theman696996]

thats a sweaty man

[gregfujita]

hmmmm, someone hand him a hanky, he's getting some flopsweat

[ramin987]

He's on Meth

[SCANDERBE]

he needs help

[arbjork]

and everybody follows up like sheep!

[grindFish]

he pulls off this deathly stare ive only else seen in the face of meth junkies. This man is not ok, get him in rehab now!

[motorade]

Use Debian, he isn't from such asshole...

[HadoKen]

Laugh at him if you want, but I'm sure he's laughing with his seven digit sallery.

[Haushinka1000Hours]

7 digits? This dude's worth 15 Billion.

[Alfonsomac]

steve balner is gay and crazy

[Riles07]

well damn, id be pretty fuckin' happy too if i was on the verge of making billions of dollars

[vantage789]

You know he's worth more than every generation of your family combined right?

[Riles07]

I appologize vantage789; I dont speak dumbass.

[pictizm]

HE IS FUCKING SWEATING SEVEN SEAS

[bytedildo]

lol..he is sweating like a waterfall!

[Siroq]

This guy scares the sh*t out of me.

[mikemogie]

"Developers" is a microsoft code word for the saying: "Who hid my goddam meth and deoderant?"

[bkny11215]

What's the point of being a billionaire when you're out of shape to the point of your voice cracking, wearing three year old Dockers, have a hair cut from Cost-Cutters and everyone on YouTube is making fun of you?

[vidguy007]

Logic . . . Go to the "Start" window and select "Shut Down."

[smahnet]

Another reason to buy a Mac :-)

[mcthingy2]

The only thing not sweating are his man breasts

[hornypup]

Desperation, a new fragrance for men by Microsoft.

[jippy5]

My four words: "Sweaty pig on crack".

There are treatment options.

[machiavelli84]

what a sweaty pig.

[johndoealpha]

who have seen Steve Jobs so wet? an he stills has more influence that this guy

[NonInflatable]

Don't you just wish you worked for Steve Ballmer (er...not, by the way).

[NonInflatable]

Steve ballmer is just 51.

He won't make 55.

[johndoealpha]

who cares, he will still sell millions of copies of windows even if she does the craziest thing that a human could do

[guitaristguy20]

perfect...lol

[vlasvlasvlas]

stupid u.s.a. people!

[didadus007]

ballmer idiot....linux super :)

[staranneph]

What a PIG of a man. Just like the company. Anyone who uses Micropieceofcrapsoft should not breed! LINUX and ONLY Linux -

World's 'brightest' developers (um, outsourced in India - worse code (no Dharma and Karma here, folks) you'll ever use... Ever try to get anything done in Windows?? You won't!! Always asks you to 'confirm' - idiots!

[Zoomer30]

All the people in the front row are required to have CPR training XD

[nav8tir]

It's a cult...look at all the sheeple baaaaaaaa!

[tannerc13]

i hate him, look how gross he is

[reticent04]

is that a clan

[dmizzle79]

Crack Kills

[ieatwiteoutforfun]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Go Apple and linux (yes I use both).

[Makron5]

This is because you are not a developer.

[MishuTaste]

What? Can you repeat that, Steve?

[moistpup]

Is he a sweaty coke whore?

[Sebastian2008]

is he sweating really bad or is that the color of his shirt? lol

[jm15uss]

si, se le fue la chaveta para adentro nomás

[aussie114]

im glad I interact with the OS not the this fuckhead, vista sp2 rules

[Kforkuzgun]

Man this guy is going to bankrupt the company

[EuroCarfan00]

off course, you just noticed????

[nilou84]

cunt

[atomicspatula]

Why develop anything when you can just photocopy OSX and call it Vista? Microsoft sux.