Carlympics Challenge! - Top Gear - BBC autos

[TheSporthamster]

i miss germany ...

[KimKo420]

Typical american cars. 4 million liters and 40 horsepower. They need to learn that it is cooler with a 2 liter with 400 horsepower than a 6 liter with 200 horsepower. The only thing the americans ever have managed to ALMOST do properly is the Viper.. Maybe the new Corvette aswell..

[floaterHD]

@KimKo420 well considering that was the oldest car there, that kinda makes sense that it might not have the most power, and it was also heavy

[Alexeyw27]

Go Germany! Oh, wait they're not in it. Damn. If they were, they would have an old vw golf.

[Tidermans]

lol the 2CV actually took that landing really well

[bide777]

Very cut 2cv and Pacer !

[ArmChairPhilosoph3r]

clarkson is a cabbage, a lanky cabbage

[ShonaAdellmc99]

hehe komme aus münchen

[PAINISCUPCAKESCHANNE]

Now try with KITT

[Dogurasu]

What a pathetic choice for an American car. AMC hasn't even been in business since the late 80's.. lol

Oh well, it was entertaining none the less. :-)

[Ferrari73703]

Try the old 2CV Type A there!

[RobloxLambo2011]

lol! The hubcap fell off the Riva and the boot of the Pacer was open! Just saying, and I didn't think the Riva was going to win it.

[H3artOfaBaller]

Now try that with a Subaru impreza

[BuffALotSoldier]

epicness redefined

[zackduellman88]

were is jamicas car ohh wait they only have a fucking bobsled

[BATTLEFIELD124]

RuSSIA!!!!!!!

[sfeathe1]

@Terreebad well because it IS dark matter that looks like a car

[OutlawAirsoftPA]

No Germany?

[granturismo5101]

the skoda favorite is a fan favorite

[thunderbirdthang11]

I really hate to see the USA so embarrased by the AMC Pacer. Despite the fact that they had a massive v-8 engine, they weighed SO MUCH! And they were just a bad car. Why couldn't they have chosen something like the Ford Escort or Chevy Nova II?!?

[theMstanglover]

@thunderbirdthang11 I know I was face palming about them using the Pacer for the US. A Maverick could've done the job.

[metalstorm91291]

Uggghhhh, it sounds like the driver's skull is cracking at 3:34.

[coolman84567]

Also fuck RWJ for being racist to russia

[formulacrash63]

no german car!

[furiousrat]

Ofcourse the Lada Riva is going to win! It's based on a Fiat 127...practically a carbon copy. And Fiats from the seventies were no joke.

[beechface1]

can i just ask....(no offence americans) why do american motor companies feel the need to put a 4.0 litre in a hatchback the size of a focus??

[metalstorm91291]

@beechface1 You're thinking modern technology, the 4.2 liter engine in the Pacer only had 120 horsepower when it was new. Plus, with an MPG of 16 city, 26 hwy, it wasn't impracticle at the time because gas was so much cheaper than it is now.

[Terreebad]

@beechface1 cause it weighs the amount of dark matter

[NoVideoxD]

If the Carlympics would exist... It would be the most epic Sports-Event ever...

[superjta59]

1. Russia

2. Czech Republic

3. United Kingdom

4. France

5. United States of America

[hutrputr]

hey Skoda is here...

[yohanham]

THIS WOULD BE THE MOST EPIC JOB OVER

[TheBugattiking96]

its about time france beat someone at something :P

[davidwill6]

finally, proper audio editors

[davidwill6]

it's called the Xgames... amateurs

[rcbuggyracingya]

what a bout a carrawan?

[PLINGMAN777777]

I guess Canada's with GB lol

[Caltac28]

my dad has a lada and we aren't from Russia or we haven't any Russian relative

[goodmart22]

A Clarkson Experience - check-out

Craters meet Clarkson

[mikend4spd]

you should have used an original fiesta as the american car, it would have blown up XD

[Roebot56]

Even the underpowered brit mobile beat the pacer, then again, the pacer was stupidly heavy, and huge, like all yank cars.

[BLAZEDGODD]

go pacer haha

[1910887]

There should've been 3 additional cars

Japan- Honda Civic

Germany - VW Golf

Sweden - Volvo 850

[Dragsteryourself]

@1910887, VW Beetle would be more likely and what's funny, you can actually see VW Beetle at 1:07. What happened to it, maybe it changed its own mind :)

[sugepoola]

wat episode was dis?

[UKPatriotsFan]

@sugepoola what language are you typing?

[GOcgyFLAMESgo]

man I love the Lada

[Kimo0950]

Russia can jump

[fatty001]

@mikethenascarfan if it wasnt for the british, you would have no citizenship...

[SHASHANKIYER]

in soviet russia car jumps you

[hevansofbert1]

@SHASHANKIYER So I'm going to get mugged by a car?!?!? Uh-oh...

[Arsenalover14]

@SHASHANKIYER hahha love thosejokes



[coolman84567]

@SHASHANKIYER I find that offensive because I am Russian

[machinegunboy98]

@SHASHANKIYER as a russian, i found this one sorta funny. all the other ones are pretty rubbish....

[MrCanuck55]

@SHASHANKIYER hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah

[jonathankundinger]

@SHASHANKIYER total dumb ass

[wo0obly]

@romanmigit123 anyway lets stop this dumbass arguing, our countries are both powerful, (usa obviously a bit...more ) but this is top gear! enjoy the video, and just hope that we never go to war, cause it would suck for us both :)

[wo0obly]

@romanmigit123 your army is powerful, no doubt. but there team killing fucktards (well, the marines anyway) they kill US and UK soldiers by accident cause there fucking dumb. your airforce is better than ours, but you couldnt destroy it overnight. our country is nowere near as rich as yours, about 40 times smaller and yet were still a world superpower. you couldnt crush the uk, "like a rodent", we probly wouldnt win, but remember, you lost to vietnam. a small country. we would put up a fight.

[Jperales96]

53 people doesnt know how to drive

[saf768]

when a youtube video is loading press one of the arrow keys and the video screen turn it to a games called snake

[herculjohn]

PATHETIC

[TheREALViccieB1993]

Anyone notice how the 2Cv had the best suspension of all? Lol

[turbo3oh]

IM AN AMERICAN!!!!!!.......... and im sooo ashamed to say that, this country sucks gorilla dick, and the u.s will be the cause of the death of earth and man kind, nascar is for big gay hill billies and every1 in this damn country is fat as fuck, or national food is a burger and fries!!! what a fukin shame, nd the corvette is suppose to be an american icon, OUR FREAKING SUPER CAR AND IT HAS LEAF SPRINGS AS A FORM OF SUSPENSION SMH, THIS COUNTRY IS GAY ND I HATE HATE HATE IT!!! FUKIN P.O.S

[tbelobrad19]

@turbo3oh you should be ashamed to have said this, LEAVE THE USA i you dont like it LEAVE! NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!! the have you ever driven a corvette or any expensive american sports cars? or even an european? i love this show they always rip on US cars but youl always see a smile on there face when driven on, its what you think not what someone says, Ex. i hate mushrooms its a disgusting fungi. other people love mushrooms.

[slaughterzealibib]

@turbo3oh then get the fuck out or die.

[bugattiveyron2009]

Wtf since when does youtube have ads

[JorjaoVideoBR]

What about the VW Beetle seen in 1:07?

[Maggie94xx]

Proud to be Greco-Australian :D

[herculjohn]

@Maggie94xx el greco! ellada

[russianfrederation]

GO RUSSIA!!!!

[xLaMzHD]

GO AMERICA!!

[ciarandoranuk]

At least we're better than the fat bastard USA cars.

[4515jonny]

And thats why when i go back to russia i allways rent a Lada =D

[zezema535]

i'm not hating, but that car was just like the stereotype of america, heavy and powerful.

[Zarchniecp]

the black stig!

[misamate1]

I love Škoda

(I´m from CZ) :)

[AdolfasHitleris]

kingtiger can jump more and crush all cars. :D Ther is gearmany car ?

[TheHijill]

@HawkerHurricaneMk1

dude, thats not hammond!! thats jeremy

[TheYota4life]

they could have used a different car than the pacer for america. but hell than again we do have some of the heaviest cars ever made

[Serothis]

Does anyone else besides me really want to see car-fencing?

[YODELGADO]

Aw, we lost):

To tell you the truth I thought France was going to win...

[bigsby1606]

@GamingUnited503 wow youre a tool.

[sqy391]

this is all about drag race, but is just in another form.

[EnkelV]

Where is the Mini Morris..?

[ijnec]

italy was disqualified because their cars were too amazing.... Lamborghini, porche, ferrari.,...

[turdfurgeson3]

@ijnec first off you spelled porsche wrong secondly it is a german car company

[EdgoIsGo]

what about the brickyn representing canada?

[Yora21]

No golf? 8(

[fsayestaran]

where's the golf mk2?

[keithpetro]

I think the Russians were doping...

[herycastro]

RUSSIANS DO IT BETTER

[JChan1026]

In soviet russia, CARS drive YOU

[PainTheEndless]

Haha, they wrote USSR.

[rijovix]

wheres Australia we should be in the carlympics as well :)

[Chase1126]

I think I speak for educated America when I say: Most Americans hate NASCAR just as much as the Europeans. Personally, I think European cars are superior to American cars. That is why I drive a Porsche and not a Corvette. I even put Pirelli tires on my Harley Davidson. Can't we just agree that all cars are awesome, as long as they aren't Chinese.=P

[TheHockeyfreak1964]

@Chase1126 i agree with ya buddy i should be forbidden by law that a chinese can produce a car and drive it too. the yellow desease from china they are the desease of human kind

[wo0obly]

@TheHockeyfreak1964 racist asshole. the simpsons is awesome!

[MrMasterSwagger]

@Chase1126 I absolutely agree i only like the europeans and americans no offense to japanese but ill never buy a camry

[philbegas]

@Chase1126 if you get rid of your absolutely horrid harley davidson i will agree

[Lonehawk2k4]

@Chase1126 i think jeremey says it best in the american road trip about the corvette "the Ferrari is made by craftsmen in maranello this(corvette) was made by two fat bloks from kentucky"

[TheItalianPerson]

@Chase1126 and russian

[GamesMaster8]

@Chase1126 Name two Chinese car brands.

[hejjagedu]

@GamesMaster8 Changfeng, Dadi, Geely, Foton. There are more, but I can't remember the names

[EpikHigh408]

@hejjagedu really they exist? i didnt know that lol...unless u wanna die young go buy chinese car lol

[kristinayuna]

@Chase1126 trur



[G4rsp33d]

@Chase1126 agreed

[LHNiggerBob420]

I my self am an American NASCAR fan, but I respect all types of racing (They're truly art) and I think we should show kindness to each other.

[ManuelFerara]

At 1:06 you can see a black VW Beetle in front of those cars that were competing...Why didn't they show the Beetles performance?

Was it too good?

[rijovix]

@ManuelFerara i think its a nother one of the french cars :/

[ManuelFerara]

@rijovix Well actually no...There is a black Beetle @ 1:06 it is on the right of the Lada Riva behind Hammond...

[38647585]

cool haircut he have

[coolguy2everyone]

they  make america look so bad :(

[saf768]

tehy forgot the japan cars

[mrjoker432]

damn russian lada competitor did use steroids .:p

[OutkastTheCrew]

Ohhh yeah gooo Russia yraa

[PyroHeiko]

now german car???

[squeakyboi96]

wheres australia? old commodore? gemini or ford laser maybe?

[Antifaith29]

@squeakyboi96 lol my first car was a little lazer. actualy went like stink for what it was , 1.8 5 sp manual, god i used to trash the shit out of the thing.

[OtherVincentLee]

The USSR

[TheBene1995]

AMC pacer is such a ugly car !!!!

[brownbro11]

why the pacer? trying to put down america, i see.

[MTLbigJ]

pause at 2:56 ...hilarious

[yorrickwi]

they forgot to introduce the beetle

[MTLbigJ]

lucky the pacer didnt explode

[maloyas]

where's the germans?

[siomaslt]

russia wins again. ..

[water542]

would have been better off using a gremlin lol

[wo0obly]

@mikethenascarfan asswipe. people are dicks just because they drove some of your cars, which are just cars, into a sandpit. your army is fucking horseshit, you friendly fire more than any other country, your laws are just obscene, your one of the biggest contributers to co2 emmisions, you bomb countries and get upset when anyone makes fun of 911, when your country killed 2,000,000 people with a nuclear bomb. britain rules, america does to but people like you drag it down and give it a bad rep.

[NickoliKalashnikov47]

@wo0obly Sadly, I'm American, but I agree with you. I honestly would much rather be a Brit or an Aussie.

[tbelobrad19]

@wo0obly wouldnt your country be mad if some sand monkeys hijacked some planes and killed thousands of brits? and the army thats horse shit kicked your ass in 1770s when you were the strongest military in the world, we freindly fire more because we are always at war, i agree the laws are dumb, and we saved your ass in ww2 as well and dont say we didnt, and its people like you why we say british people are arrogant snobbish fuck tards i admit the US has faults but thats bad Gov. for you

[skillz4noobz1]

@tbelobrad19 they didn't kick the brits' asses, it was quiet the opposite. The only reason they left was politics.

[tbelobrad19]

@skillz4noobz1 are you stupid, they left because the US fought in the winter, supply lines were weak, gorilla tactics were being used against them, brits were in line formations and wouldnt budge, there are plenty of other things. but if you say so then Vietnam was just a win for the us. yes we had twice as much casualties, but still we won because you left.

[skillz4noobz1]

@tbelobrad19 Actually I'm an American. The Revolutionary War was just like Vietnam. Over half of Britain was against it because their brothers were the ones who were fighting against each other. In Vietnam a lot of Americans were against it to. People don't favor long ass wars. And how the fuck did we get into this on a car video?

[tbelobrad19]

@skillz4noobz1 well i have no idea but as long as your american its ok because your just exercising your rights to critize the gov. but it baffles me why people say america sucks and all that, then just leave.

[herculjohn]

@wo0obly NICE!

[romanmigit123]

@wo0obly Okay i don't mean to continue this political debate but the united states military is not shit, we have the most powerful military in the world and can take out a country's air force over night. We make the UK's military look like a small rodent compared to ours. Another thing, before you talk shit on the united states why don't you remind yourself that your country wouldn't be there if we hadn't stepped in during world war 1 and 2 to save your ass.

[TheMirkopro]

@romanmigit123 it you havent steped in probably you whould be talking japaneese/german by now

[SuecoEstarolas]

No portuguese car, want an UMM xD

[StingPenguin]

ermmm No Australian Car, What about the old school holdens?

[dasgilde]

em but no german car

[yorrickwi]

@dasgilde the beetle is there @1:07 but it probably had such a bad perfomance they left it out

[Jsiff]

I love how there's a huge debate on which country is best because one of their cars can do a long jump better than another car. Great determinant on what makes a country great.

[aztaclalz]

American Top Gear could never be as good because you guys think too highly of yourself. You could never see yourself defeated and boy you could never make fun of yourself... + Any Russian car or any east-european car would be considered a threat and therfor lethal actions against the cars [yes lethal action against cars] would be made. Sorry chaps, you guys just plain suck <3

[Dodgersrule28]

if only the american top gear can be as good as this :(

[suzukiSJ88]

while mikethenascarfan did say somethin stupid i do think they could have picked a better car to represent america but its all in good fun im american and i say shut the hell up grow some balls and laugh it was cool

[TheVladivostok87]

ma grand mère a eu un austin maestro, c'est marrant et pas courant comme caisse

, par contre cette pacer est une épave

[TheVladivostok87]

ma grand mère a eu un austin maestro, c'est marrant et pas courant comme caisse

[vovillia]

I wonder when we'll have the Second Carlympics?

[sanzo111b]

go russia

[mikethenascarfan]

fucking british bastards always fucking with american automobiles

[DrSmegheaded]

@mikethenascarfan I´m not suprised that such a dumb comment came from a nascar fan...

[mikethenascarfan]

@DrSmegheaded really, dumb, british people who i considered bastards are fucking around(jumping into sandtraps) with american cars, so not a dumb comment, and you guys shouldnt even be able to touch cars, if it wasnt for the u.s. there would be no mass-production of automobiles, and you faggots would be riding bicycles around britain

[thedewpardo]

@mikethenascarfan who are you to talk

[PS2Gameplays]

@wtfisw00t America ain't the best. You people are the most FALSE people I've ever come across.

[wtfisw00t]

@PS2Gameplays read my comment properly?... im British.

[PS2Gameplays]

@wtfisw00t Oh shit, sorry.

[wtfisw00t]

@PS2Gameplays at least you can apologies when you realize your wrong. Unlike the vast majority of the American public.

[lolan92]

@wtfisw00t your obviously angry about something do you want to talk about it? do you need me to hold your hand? do you need a tissue? *cough*crybaby* we're better than where ever your from get over it

[wtfisw00t]

@lolan92 once again a prime example of the typical ignorant American, "we're the best and obviously everyone else is wrong because USA ROCKZZZ!11!1!!!!!!" and your right, i am angry about something, you don't seem to have worked it out yet, but it's Americans, i am talking about, i really don't want physical contact with you and your jumping to conclusions and ignoring the subject with your last so called point. Just fuck off and think about why the vast majority of the world hates your country.

[lolan92]

@wtfisw00t they hate us cuz we're better get over it XD

[wtfisw00t]

@lolan92 there you go again you stuck up prick. what makes your countries mess of a gene pool better?

[lolan92]

McDonalds! :)

[wtfisw00t]

@lolan92 oh go fuck your cousin.

[302ci1968]

@mikethenascarfan Sure you Americans are good at mass production. But keep in mind all major innovations were brought by European people... You would still be running in a Ford T without us, dude. I have to say I love America. Vast majority of people are just like us. Some are just dumb fat blokes not even aware the earth is not flat. Keep thinking what you think of the rest of the world. A real brain does not fit in your skull...

[armkenz1]

@mikethenascarfan AND YOUR MOTHERS A WHORE

[GTASA911]

@mikethenascarfan

How old are you? You cry baby ;)

[ViccieB1993]

@mikethenascarfan Of course, dragging down countries that say they're the best is always funny.

[MrDead67]

@mikethenascarfan

Its people like you who make me wish I wasn't American...

[moleymole100]

@mikethenascarfan people like you make me glad that i'm not from southern america

[youngfreedom93]

@mikethenascarfan loser

[dirtcrusher95]

Since when have skoda's Peugeot written on the back?