this incarnation of palpatine is hilarious! i am pleased that ask a ninja has spawned a worthy apprentice. something, something,something, dark side....something, something, something....complete.
lol dude its funny your really good at this I love how you made the sith have class he's all serious he talks like he has good sense, what I'm trying to say he's smart in a way lol it's what makes it funny great work subscribes and rates 5stars
If it were possible to gain powers by stealing blood, you think every Star Wars character would have thought of that. Also midi chlorins are fine tuned to your body and mind, stealing others won't be compatible with yours. Useless knowledge FTW.
Well that's just it. Sci-fi often ignores the nuclear weapons angle. In Star Wars they use "proton torpedos". In Star Trek, it's "PHOTON torpedos". One is left to wonder, are these mysterious technologies more powerful than nukes, or perhaps simply more green?
funny! do you ever give away your nuclear puppies to good homes (I've got a nice death star the other side of this solar system. There's lots of room to run around.)?
Midi-chlorians are in me... not in my nightstand...
Best line ever.
ansketil 1 year ago
Poor Palpatine, want a cookie?
KaiHattan 2 years ago
this incarnation of palpatine is hilarious! i am pleased that ask a ninja has spawned a worthy apprentice. something, something,something, dark side....something, something, something....complete.
recyclingismylife 2 years ago
"Did you steal anything ELSE... like my oatmeal cookie?"
If it had chocolate chips, it was me.
MamaPojo 2 years ago
lol dude its funny your really good at this I love how you made the sith have class he's all serious he talks like he has good sense, what I'm trying to say he's smart in a way lol it's what makes it funny great work subscribes and rates 5stars
silverhawk2004 2 years ago
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"Needlework is awesome" I think you need some needlework done to your face, your excellenecy.
Mr3lectric 3 years ago
The "make an old man cry" line is hilarious.
OverlordJake 3 years ago
"in me, not in my night stand" holly crap that is wonderful.
LunchBoxlp 3 years ago
perfect!
delainah 3 years ago
mike nutt that bastard
Zakktoad1 3 years ago
"The only thing you would have gained would be the ability to make an old man cry."
And aids.
floydfan319 3 years ago
nuclear puppies.
nrcjedi 3 years ago
If it were possible to gain powers by stealing blood, you think every Star Wars character would have thought of that. Also midi chlorins are fine tuned to your body and mind, stealing others won't be compatible with yours. Useless knowledge FTW.
DanielBMS 3 years ago
Michael "NUTT" lol..... NUTT!!!! ha ha ha i'm 20 why am i so immature...
tools747 3 years ago 3
NEEDLEWORK IS AWESOME! HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
Lol Cookie thief, :D lmao.
That ending was hillarious! "... Cause I like the beat! HA." lmao
solosymphony 3 years ago 2
How far away in space-time are you from Earth?
gallileotheguineapig 3 years ago
lol i was drinking milk and i almost choked when i heard the cookie part lol
zeevicky5000 3 years ago
I love these. MAKE MORE!
PiratePuppetMelba 4 years ago 6
I love the nuclear puppies bit! Funniest stuff on you tube, mr hogg!
rosttercel 4 years ago
that really is a weird question to ask though... he has death stars with superlasers and the like, and people want to know if he has a-bombs?
MerkavahmkIV 3 years ago
"and people want to know if he has a-bombs"
Well that's just it. Sci-fi often ignores the nuclear weapons angle. In Star Wars they use "proton torpedos". In Star Trek, it's "PHOTON torpedos". One is left to wonder, are these mysterious technologies more powerful than nukes, or perhaps simply more green?
Yeah, superlasers>a-bombs, though.
NomadSoul76 3 years ago
Is that a Ritalin commercial at the end? (J/k! :P Love it!)
srta03 4 years ago
Love it MR Hogg!!!
mrbouchman 4 years ago
Love it MR HOGG
mrbouchman 4 years ago
Nuclear puppies? Bet they're a B***h to house train.
Wouldn't midiclorines give you the POTENTIAL for awesome powers with training?
cedry123 4 years ago 6
funny! do you ever give away your nuclear puppies to good homes (I've got a nice death star the other side of this solar system. There's lots of room to run around.)?
goldenpizza 4 years ago
That's a good question. What would an Imperial craigslist look like?
mrhogg 4 years ago
Location: Vegas quadrant
Category: Free
Item: Nuclear Puppies. I've got too many and they are just too volatile for me. Channel me by following the contact below. Price is firm. ;-)
Contact: Say Lord Emperor 3 times and bow while facing Beetleguese. The Emperor will manifest an image in front of your kneeling and quivering form.
goldenpizza 4 years ago 2
Aww, man, don't get that idea in my head. Then I'll end up doing it.
mrhogg 4 years ago