The Italian Man Who Went to Malta

[Looney87Wri]

I've watched liked 20 so far this is the best

[TheBoyCet]

this is the stupid video ... f*** your m**

[THESAUSAGESIZZLE]

the origanal is way better

[misscleo1997]

this shit just neva gets old XD

[d3d4you]

why isnt this the maltese man who went to an italian taxi ? ;)

[Jazelelag]

Wow

[valyshaandamber1]

:omg i love iht !

[JUMPStyleSKiLLzZ]

CHEXICAN!!!

[luscas101]

cool

[joickloverforever]

WOW THIS IS HILARIOUS

[MALEVOLENTPERCEPTION]

i'm speachless.

[SHANTlproductions]

hahahaha :D

R.I.P. TheRealC

[20swordfish]

good

[Spiritcycle1]

What the???????

[Spiritcycle1]

WTH!

[AleesaLuvsChristain]

hi. dat wuz awesome subscribe!! (2 me) hha

[MyItalianCourse]

if you're interested in learning italian PLZ CHCK OUT MY ITALIAN LESSONS :-)

<---- CIAO! :-)

[mookamanley]

its fork

[lolcatsNYC]

thumbs up for Curb Your Enthusiam in the beginning

[Brenzo2]

i want to piss ( go to the toilet ) you dont understand i wabt to piss on plate ( you better not piss on the the plate you SON OF A BITCH ) ha ha ha bloody funny

[Cypelena]

A lot of people that make different versions of this joke forget to show that the italian man thought he was a son of a beach. So he imagined himself in a bathing suit on the beach.

[reymysterio1998]

Yes julianbarocci is right italy is so awesome and they have the coolest language besides I'm from qatar

[HeAvYmEtAlElItEs]

last time i wnet to malta some italian got knocked out! :@ hahaha

[MrWebcam8754]

That is the funniest video i have ever seen

[TheBibby321]

crap

[XxRalicaxX]

lol

[hussam867]

i dont want to shit

[mork1r]

U son of a beach!!!!!!!

[JewelBthe1]

Lok

[IS2MILK]

wow this version sucks....

btw the "italian man" looks like a freakin mexican o_o

[amandeepsangwan007]

awesome

really hillarious

[cuteypie099]

LOL!!!

[way2cool4schoolgirl]

lol

[czechmate1976]

Hillarious :-)

[MsGoldendoodle]

@awesometulip1122 slow much?

[RockInsideOfYou]

@MsGoldendoodle probelly yes

[Rachet99999]

awsome video

[fairyitzel]

so funny

[awesometulip1122]

like i really do not understand when he wants the fork and the 2 piece of toast but whatever i am stupid i still laugh at it and i laugh even more at the shit-sheet one.

[bookreader321]

stupid much?

[kairiXII]

well he says i i want a fock (as in fuck)

and he wants two pieces(as in i want to piss

[SashyLexi67]

i dont get how u dont get that...

[hbkgal68]

That was great!!!

[Zomakoguy]

piss on you too you son of a beach!

[ABEproductions1]

That is a rubbish version of it no offence

[shammy1995]

what is the name of the song that was in the first 16 seconds of the video???

[MttvmariosAccount]

the italian man who went to malta

[lolcatsNYC]

@MttvmariosAccount

i think he means the song like the song from Curb your Enthusiasm from CW11

[andrewchomints]

my friend made the original

[MttvmariosAccount]

ok and on ma other account that got suspended, i posted this vid on der, n i saw "Thereal C' the author of this vid comment saying "wtf?" lol

[kennethkiwistone]

@andrewchomints awsome

[SKATEMASTERS3]

@andrewchomints What's his username

[iluffcukr]

pisss on you too!

[LLGilad]

piss on you son of a beach

[marok1000]

you son of a beach

[korvtall]

lol

[weezylover75]

i loveeee thiss!!! x

[skateboy386]

u bad man no swearing u know what we do to bad people we punish them

[xXxBludNinjaxXx]

arrevidecci!

[MargeSimpson20]

I like the Italian music.

[MapleSongz]

You son of a bitch :D

[MARIAPONTOMA]

great ';]

[theevilmushroom128]

its alright

[viomartyr]

neatly animated.

[metv324]

you did not MAKE IT saw the real thing its so much beter then yours

[IlBimboBiondo]

the english man that came in Italy: Cappuccino after dinner, ketchup on spaghetti, and shorts in visiting Museum and Saint Peter Cathedral (btw, and not even a fucking word in Italian after a week spent here).

[danny2see]

not as funny as the black and white version

[miri33cool]

@danny2see

so true i like the black and white version to

[skatemoney1001]

very funny lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Julianbarocchi]

Siete tutti bastardi INFAMI!! FORZA ITALIA !!!

Italy rules ignorant idiots

[Cahills4ever]

Si. Italia e magnifico. Sono americano e parlo un piccolo italiano. Sono un ragazzo picollo chi ama lingue.

[BloodspillingSam]

@Julianbarocchi Isn't saying a country rules being ignorant? Sure, Italy was top during Renaissance and the Roman Empire, but hey, you guys want your country to be separated because North is rich and South poorer, how's that for ruling? =) And you know, this thing here is called humour. Check it up in the dictionnary, then maybe you'll get it... or perhaps you won't, seeing as you sound like an utter dumbass... no offense intended ^_^

[Julianbarocchi]

@BloodspillingSam Listen you fucking prick. Watch how you talk to people you don't know, they may be very powerful. Italy is the best place in the world but and I pity you for not knowing that. I have lived in America and many other places you fucking yokel so I know what I'm talking about. The problems between the north and the south are way more complicated than what you say, and that gives you no reason to justify your theory. Don't talk about ignorance I was educated in Italy not in Texas!

[BloodspillingSam]

@Julianbarocchi Wouh... "they may be powerful" I'm shakin' I'm shakin! ^_^ No, honestly, I was kidding, I like Italy. I'm just saying that calling us all "bastardi" for this video is just the proof an absolute lack of sense of humour, and no, Italy is not the best place in the World, cause there's this thing, it's called taste and it varies from person to person, plus I wasn't saying it is a bad place, just saying it's not above all the flippin' World. "Forza Italia" sounds to me like something

[BloodspillingSam]

@Julianbarocchi Mussolini could have said, it's pretentious and ultra-nationalistic. And I didn't really see why I needed to know you've lived in America, to me, it's no way above Italy.

[numba2112]

@mellonosa

shut the fuck up. italy rules. im not even italian and i know it!! bastard

[babeyfire]

lol

[cibrofox]

nice.

[markomarjanovikmarko]

where can i download the song

??

[mellonosa]

ITALIANS RUN SHIT!!!

[chocozcookie]

I think the joke is that they callin' him SOB* and he think's that he's a Son of a BEACH XD '' surfin' and swimmin '' XD Check list is very funny Bahaha ' peace on you ^^ ' ' PIS* ON YOU , YOU SOB! ' haha

[sakura1conan2]

it would be funnier if he thought it was you sun of a beach

[TedMan55]

what was the joke?

[MttvmariosAccount]

the joke was that when he sed i wanna fok, da lady thought he sed he wanted to fuk da table

[Justinzac100]

@MttvmariosAccount she did'nt mean "he wanted to fuk the table",she meant "he wanted to fuk on the table" ;)

[Rudern98]

you dont understand it because you dont have seen the video when they write down that they say.....whatch the same video that are cratet by:Alundras

[emogalinkheart]

@TedMan55 his accent, makes it seem like he is saying something other then what he was saying ^-^

[trentx25]

lol, that's funny italian stuff. Italians are cool

[peanute1995]

hehehehehehehehehehehe

[evilbackpackgirl]

everyone get so uptight, i mean america sucks, everything we make here is destined to fall apart, that's why you see "made in china" stickers on everything!. english is a retarted language too. "Read..Read(past tense) and Red!) see, i'm from america and i make fun of it! people need a sense of humor.

[WhoWasThatFaggot]

Capitalizing Every First Letter Of Every Word Is A Sign Of Pure Maturity.

[pilotofa787]

and you are a blind dumbass

[1reazen]

yes i feel you on that one.

more people need a sense of humor.

[pilotofa787]

THANK YOU!!! IVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR EVER! but people put too much emphasis on the phrase "the greatest country in the world" although we are one of em, but theres better-__-

[albiz94]

yes we don't have a good english accent xD

[rachelhardylove]

lmao!!

[jervas000]

lol ha ha

[sonofjaybirdswind]

that was funny as foak!

[SpectreOfMalta]

i am Maltese and from Malta

[dafootielads]

funny as fuk lyk!

[BlackDeathB100]

oh, please...come on, in the world there are the italians, the americans, the British, the Germans, the Swedes etc. etc. but we are all humans! we are "brothers" if you want, but why we should take for the butt another people?

[Najemnik94]

exactly

[metoolawson]

I agree. i think that people make fun of people to make themselves feel better for having a crappy life.

[L1l7huggin]

hahahahaha my mate said this and he said it from utube loooool funny

[XeroFog]

copier

[robot3001]

i want to fork/fock on the table priceless!

[Stonemaster999]

WTF???

[mumin97]

sick vid

cant stop lafin

[cloverlucky101]

same

[glitch44444]

lol

[vegitoxtreme]

what's the name of the italian song? lol

[LittleMissFamouse]

Haha it'S soo much Funny

[pedrumkk]

this is sick but it is copied so not sick

[immottaja]

this is cool but copied so not so cool but ok still

[missilissie]

I like it

[MissLilJudy]

xD pretend someone did a prank on someone in the hotel

like this dude

xD

[hollydollyzoe1]

PISS ON U TOO U SON OF A BITCH!

[81finalfantasyfreak]

dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days

[coolluke909]

i want to piss on the table

you better not..

[filifero]

Always the same old stereotypes on Italians. Already seen. Boring.

[Zebrails]

...Produced by Charlie Jones...

Charlie Jones produced by Mr. & Mrs. Jones...

[chams4]

how do u like this it sucks

[ewcheese]

this is the best video i have seen since the training video for the vietnam war(i was an officer)!

[StRaNgEpErSoN4nOw]

ROFL xD

Best part of my day.

Made me laugh outload.

[chaosmonkeyman55]

made my day

[aliceWOOPwoop]

(: goooooooooooood oldddddddd sooooooooooooooomethingggggggg­gggggg

[ungetabe]

veery good drawings

kool video

[kizzylonglegs]

he he i lik dis vid

[chloendsaoirse]

OmG tIs ViD iS de bOmB i LuRv I wAtcH it SeVeN tImEs A dAy LoLoLoLoLoL i WaNt A FoCk On De TaBlEXXXXXXXXXXX:):):):)

[XxdarkcloudreaperxX]

i want a fock on the table

[OGsnoopyz]

me:I WANA BUY 2 pieces of this widio

somone:wat did you say??

I wana 2 pieces of this widio

noo you canot pee off this widio

[SecretAgiant1A]

i want a sheet on my bed

well go to the toilet

u dont understand i want to sheet on the bed

u better not shit on my bed u sonnor of a b***

ahhahahhaa LOLZ

[UltimateJaguar19]

i want to fock on the table

[sdsouthpark1234]

so aparently malta has terrible service

[volleyballricky]

u better not shit on my bed u sonomanbich

jhajajajajajajja

[emofangurl11]

i luv ur vid

[h4h5h9h1h0]

I want to shit-on my bed.