Question Time With Carl ... Ep. 1

[thecoryguy]

@kyaraarriaga Why's that?

[kyaraarriaga]

@thecoryguy why not?

[blinkerking1]

Dear Carl, I am a concerned citizen. I would like to know. How did you grow that completely and utterly awe-defying beard. (i need beard tips. my girlfriend wants me to have one. i have tried everything from Hairy-Mary to Hair on the go. i need help she wants me to have your beard. (EYAAAAAAGGGGH)) Signed, Ikion S. Aldarosa from Columbus Georgia

(a.k.a The Baron Of Demon's Ice)

[BattleAxCourt]

I have a fever and the only thing that will cure it is more carl!!!

[SpyroSpero]

Dear Carl, i been banned from making anymore videos for a long while but i need to make more now that ive gotten some attention around school and youtube. What should i do?

[garador597]

looks like he in for no shave novemer

[Lafinsac]

Carl, an old, smelly, disheveled man nearly killed himself, stumbling across traffic. What scared me was that he was smiling. Does it mean that happiness does not actually come from social status? Twitter @EricEParadise

[JoieKayleen2010]

2:32-2:34 <3

[xCraveARavex]

did you put bronzer on your face for this? great video btw :) xxxx

[THELDSLIFE]

Epic video! EPIC!

[abjackcdefghijklmnop]

You gotta keep putting up these caveman videos because they are hilarious!! Also the other videos of you arent that funny and if you want to get lots of views and more subscribers then keep doing the caveman theme because it is really a good laugh :)

[ifailshuffle]

dear carl why should i subscribe to your show?

[piqueret]

annoying

[snoopdoggftsquirell]

from lil meech toronto canada

dear carl,

does your poop stick to your fur sometimes?

[TheKangarooGuy]

ROFL>>>!!!

[wildchris6979]

You are very funny my friend lol.

[muffinzroc]

Dear Carl, Do you still like crawfish? Hannah Leavenworth, Kansas

[muffinzroc]

I love his expresion at 3:00 XD XD XD 

[linkrulessonicsux]

From Colin Toronto Canada

what would you imagine things would be like after death?

[ninastan88]

dear c have you ever been rude in front of your teacher

[zainadlr]

You look like Grug...

[muffinzroc]

Dear Carl,

 Have you ever been in a Geico commercail?

[muffinzroc]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

[118Giggles]

Lol thanks for sending this its hilarious

[Valigami19]

hahahahahahaha really cool!!  i have a quiestion:

do you still hurt?

[kodiakwarrior]

omg this is funny im subscribing

[queenofL0L]

On a scale of 1 through 10, how smart do you think you are?

[JulesInPink]

Where do i get your wig

[bratzogirl27]

what if i really wanted to get back with my x what sould i do to get him back if im to scared to ask and he does not like me anymore ??????

[iQuanish]

nice

[micboy23]

lol this is funny

[vampireprinss666]

dear Carl my bunny just died and i dont know what to do whit the body. from Rørvik in Norway

[THEXXPENGUINXX]

Dear carl dou like pie

[XpoopeyXRAWRX]

This is the first video of yours i've ever seen, and i am a happy new subscriber :D

[Shortwhitedoood91]

HOW DID YOUTUBE GET THE CAPTIONS RIGHT?! HOLY!! xD

[Sunshockey14]

ahah youtube gets these captions right????!!

[ninchia]

i only watched this cus swifty liked it i guess he had good taste in humor xD

[thecoryguy]

@ninchia ...he did? NEATO! Thanks for stopping by, Ninchia! Hope you liked it. :)

[RandomGenericGuyNo1]

Ok, just because I learned about this through pm, here's a good question for Carl:

Just how long does it take to fix all that hair?

[discustingthrownup]

Dear Karl, can you tell me how to change my car's tiers? Thanks.

XD

[CLL1305]

Dear Carl,

There is a guy who seems very interested in me, but i'm not interested at all in him. What should i do?

P.S. - Love the show!

[StigsIrishNiece]

Carl, how did you get the knife?

[StigsIrishNiece]

Cory, you should really get that knife away from Carl. Just sayin'

[icicebaby123456789]

Dear Carl,

Why do vampires sparkle?

Ashley C- aurora, CO

[LenaDanya]

LOL cory :) you are hilarious

:D

[ryuichiae]

hey i love ur vids.

[MrWundrful]

dear carl

hahahahaha

yeah no real question involved there

MrWundrful, upper SC lower NC

[misstaramcmahon]

lmao!

Dear Carl.

What Came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Miketamine]

very very very damn funny man ,u pulled it off, keep them coming !

My question is : How would you put out a fire if there is no water ,no sand, no blankets...what would i use ?

[aaronmonaghantv]

Dear Carl.

Can I Kill You?

From Aaron in South Australia

[xCommanowsx]

Dear Carl..... I must ask..... How on earth do you keep your hair looking so soft? I am simply amazed with your natural, flowing, look. I must know how you do it!

Sincerely,

Your Neighborhood Barber <3

[19Scottv94]

dear carl, what do cavemen do in their pass time?

[lshanermi]

Hah! Frootloops! No wonder your so hyper. ;-)

[gcbassist]

This was some funny shit, definitely make more of these

[fockya]

is it a bad thing if i don't need the subtitles, sounds like one of my drunk uncles...

[thecoryguy]

@fockya Hahahaha.

[Haveada]

Dear Carl, do you use shampoo in your beard or what?

[themusic199]

OMG!! IM so glad you liked the idea!!!

CONGRATS ON STIRFRY TV.

OMG gonna work on the vid responce after soccer!

[MrPartyman3]

dear carl, do you ever shave?

[urnot4me69]

Carl, I loved your Sexy Caveman Look video, and my skin looks great! Thanks for the tips =D

[barbarian2212]

Carl, How did you meet The Cory Guy?

[urnot4me69]

Oops sorry Cory, didn't mean to cus, it slipped. I deleted it. Love Carl! Geico ain't got nothin' on him.

[thecoryguy]

@urnot4me69 :-D

[alphawolfpnk]

Dear Carl:When did you learn to work a camera and a green screen.Plus when did you learn to read.

[thecoryguy]

@alphawolfpnk Who says there's a green screen being used? As for him reading, I taught him... He kept me up for days asking me to help figure him out The Lord of the Rings.

Love the sarcasm. Rock on. <3

[alphawolfpnk]

@thecoryguy LOLZ. \,,/>.<\,,/

[Gerardo203]

Where do we go after we die?

[rockyroad7771951]

did Stirfry get in touch yet? hope so I have been trying to get them to wok on over. Love the carl shows. much love......Donna

[thecoryguy]

@rockyroad7771951 Come back in a few. ;-) The caption's there for a reason. <3

[DoryMarieLove]

LMFAO! NICE BEARD :)

[AtreyuNumber1Fan]

So, carl what do u think about cory guy?

[AtreyuNumber1Fan]

Yay, one of my new fav segments from u cory guy