g1/universe countdown

[trence5]

Do you think this guy would be a stand in for Impactor if someone were trying to simulate the Wreckers?

[DragonballToys]

I love this toy, one of my favorite Transformers toys actually, so glad I was finally able to pick him up!

[RodimusMinor1987]

This has to be the funnyest video reiew i have ever seen I'm still laughing my self silly after the BMax kit bash Erector joke but all the jokes aside this is a great toy I have lost my Galixy Force First Gunner so I will be picking this toy up at my local toys r us.

[TheAd8m]

Coming off half-cocked wont help anyone, I guess.

[Halostar22]

Simon, think about this TOPSPIN AND TWINTWIST (more penis jokes).

[ExaggeratedElegy]

Hey there Simon,

I do love your character bios; they're so comprehensive!

Countdown...fascinating character following his incarnation in Dreamwave. I liked the way he had an almost Shamanistic quality and seemed to be aware of something pertinent in both Cybertron's past and potential future.

Interesting that they chose to re-create him for Universe, and a very appropriate mould, I must say. Superb review!

5*

George

[DayLateReviewer]

Actually dyansis, both the G1 Pretender Landmine and Armada Jetfire's minicon were lunar buggies as well.

[wesleyv1]

no technicaly jetfires minicon was a lunar rover landmines im not to sure about

[jerryteacup]

No, no, NO NO NO AND NO!!!!!! :D How much more wrong could that missile have been made??

[onefuelsntrm]

are you going to do a Devastator review

[onefuelsntrm]

how much is a quid in american???

[Terminator2292]

I think its 2.50 canadian for one quid. So, it'll be roughly the same for you.

[dancougunbuster]

Another nice mature review from dyansis...

[ShiyojinRommyu]

Simon stares at the Phallicannon.

Loses train of thought.

Tilts the mighty cannon up.

[Rolltron]

How many beers?

[Deceptiprime]

Hey guys! Sorry for that Erector`s cannon exploding innuendo. I know what you`re all thinking... I know! It was immature! So aGAIN! Sorry x 1000000! pleez 4give me!

`Fireflight'

[dyansis]

the what? - oh well im sure il somehow get over it, whatever it is

[peterdeyeule]

This mold could also be used to make a IDW doubledealer repaint.

[PalmtopTaiga116]

i don't think cares about what you jerks say in fact in his video on you he says he find you quite funny.

[csantiniuml]

HAHAHAHA 8:31

[xtroguyver]

poor brave max, he will never be the same again

[TheUncannykodiak]

Simon, Im never leaving any of my toys at your house again...

[TheUncannykodiak]

R.c, alita one,  RUUUUUNnnnn! If you see brave max erector ruuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!­!

[TheUncannykodiak]

at 11:13, whats a matter? cant find the hole. Im sorry, I hadta.

[PalmtopTaiga116]

oh so this was the guy that that jerks making fun of. cool video though i'm not really not into this kind of thing.

[Skullgrin140]

Well, Dyansis does make rather excellent reviews, He is worth checking out.

[PalmtopTaiga116]

not a collector but this was kinda funny so i'll check it out.

[transformersking3]

they say the smaller u r the bigger your ..... is

[PokelordEX]

I've just noticed another mature joke that might not have been intentional...

14:23

"I mean Someone at Hasbro really must have seen this one cumming..."

Yeah this review has really mature content, to those who watch this video and read the comments, beware.

[NCC63549]

cool vid dude! Countdown is on my to buy list!

[NCC63549]

Nicole has a dirty mind!!!!!! poor Brave Max!

[stardub]

Fort Max has never seemed so happy.

-Ralph

[truelyrandomman]

this is one of your longer reviews....isn't it?

[rorydog02]

no hes just pretending

[PlagueIndustry]

"Meat" the kitbash for Erector.

[benito213]

AKA Fort Dicks! lol!

[onslaught314]

oh gawwd, the jokes and the erector custom! HAHA!

btw, gl gettin a cheap red alert. :p

[TheBlackShinigami]

lol well atleast G1 scattershot has a new buddy X] . . . . time for a SIZE COMPARSION!!!!!!!!!! lol i had to make that joke lol

and if you ad some rings, pins, andmetal buttons you got a prince albert lol . . . . .sorry abotuthose jokes lol

great review

[Dinobot13]

good review. im after the original figure of this mold but its hard to find and quite expensive. might just get this guy instead. same with scattershot and his overload repaint.

[TheAd8m]

the Sid James of the TF community. . . . .

[DMSL2007]

Fantastic hilarious review 5 stars.

[ArthasvsLeon]

I counted at least SEVENTEEN different puns, but I'm sure there were a ton more that I missed. And I'm not even counting ERECTOR!! XD

Awesome review, sir. Definitely made my day.

[CartmanTuttle]

Nice pause there.

[TheTruePhantasm]

if your like this with countdown imagine your erector review LOL

[Geth7777]

Greatest review ever!!

I applaud you good sir.

[AutobotGrimlock]

PINGAS!

[syedawais]

hilarious i love the fallic comments

[r0b0leadr]

my ideas were to get rid of the blue paint apps, replace them with red and call him perceptor

OR...

again get rid of the blue and remove the missle and replace it with a ladder and a little remolding to the head to get a future-type inferno

[JonesSpirius]

That has to be the greatest amount of penis jokes associated with a single transformer review! YOU THE MAN SILVERBOLT!!!!

[drunkenfish6]

the minicon that comes with armada jetfire is a lunar rover too. i think his name is countdown as well

[FullMetalLuffy]

his name is comettor, but it seems countdown would have been a more fitting name

[TheBlackShinigami]

i wish he was named perceptor lol

i neeeeeeeed to get him soon X.X

[thecianinator]

I gave you five stars as soon as you said prematurely.

[jiidee]

groundshaker? do i sense another 40k/tf repaint?

I much prefer that colour scheme to my CDF redalert.

How many times are you going to thrust that missle skywards? I've lost count...

oh my...that white spring loaded missle gives the whole thing a very...distinctive...profile..­with the white...extra bit at the end...

[Chipwilliams77]

you need g1 bumblebee and g1 cliffjumper for the balls.

[retektereptest]

Really cool repaint, too bad there's no Toys'R'Us here (from what I know it's an exclusive... damn).

[cliffjumper1984]

WTf

WHY did i get rid of my G1 Countdown. One of the most expensive micromasters. Alot of parts. Kinda hard to find...

[destrond69]

... Brave max nothing... with that new accessory he should be Proud Maximus

Lmao

[Eucep]

If you do shoot a vid of the other two Cybertron Defence team members, please do add some footage of the three repaints together. :) Would love to see them together.

[DavidPrime83]

lmfao

[digioverlord]

lol you nearly putt me of my meal lol

[vonrojas]

YOU DEFILED MY BRAVE?? HOW BLOODY DARE YOU.............I need an adult :(

[Darkscorponok]

poor you

defiled brave max guy

lol

[Timey2Wimey]

Lokking at what Simon's playmentation of poor Rojas's toy: YOU EVIL EVIL MAN!

(good boy!)

[menasor24]

A great hilarious review simon, definatly getting this toy now

[movieman33843]

Rotflmao

[UltraMarcus28]

i would have kitbashed him with scattorshot

[ultimateblaze23]

set me up with nicohle

[JakaUshi]

Well the penis jokes are a matter of penis. Er, Opinion.

[GWolfV2]

...you really loved doing this one didn't you

[dyansis]

yep heh heh

[holsson85]

Fires a white messile?!? LOL! Thats just epic! I guess you could also call him both Ejector or Nexus Maximus?...or Seaspray?

Another toy with this kinda of...character was G1 Stalker. Stalker was a member of a Decepticon group called the Predators...yah, haaha!

[animehunter23]

should redo the review and put a counter on the bottom right hand corner of the screen that counts every penis joke you made, just for the hell of it XD

[pauling7]

evil hasbro ey

[blackoptimus1]

My girlfriend love this toy because she can masturbate using it, and it's cheaper than your standard dilldo's on the market!

[BeatlesDiva]

Great review!  I was so happy to wake up and see you did a review on this. I still think you need to kitbash him with Fort Max to make him anatomically correct.

[BrianVonDoom]

:o

That nicole is a filthy woman!

[yugisr]

I actually wonder if "someone in Hasbro really must have seen this one coming" was deliberate as well...

Anyway, great review as always.

[TheLoneAndorian]

Actually, I believe there was a minicon in Armada (Jetfires's, I believe) that was a lunar buggy. Countdown may have been the first, but he wasn't the only one...

Funny as hell! Good vid.

[bosskismyhomeboy]

lol 5 out of 5

[valentine75]

Absolutely brilliant

[moltenamber85]

Rofl! It got floppy at the end, there, Silverbolt.

[destructionsnakepit]

Facepalm!!! Very entertaining video, funny as hell informative in terms of the character and a brilliant toy as well

[catdog262]

5 STARS very entertaining !

[sesshomaru123456789]

You are one sick perv.

[scorchgid]

You think thats bad, ray is worse

[cannonfodder4000]

"rude mode!"

XD god i miss that guy

[scorchgid]

We all do.

[scorchgid]

I don't like you

:P

[thenames9]

Lol hilarious jokes. Cool review

[PokelordEX]

15 Pingas jokes were made in this video, Simon you have a dirty mind but I'm too busy laughing my arse off to care.

I was half expecting you to reference Dyansis02.

Great review as always, keep up the good work xP

[michaelhefner]

very interesting very very interesting nice phallic references

[Zeltrax546]

Nice review!