Youtube Poop: The Dirty Catcher In The Rye (Holden Caulfield Finally Loses It)

[suckersnake]

Ackley! Hey Ackley! Ackley! Ackley!

Jason! Jason? Jaaasoooon! Jason!

[GardienDeMort]

@suckersnake JAAAAAAAAAAAAAASON? JAAAAAAAAAAAASON? J.D. AAASSSSSNEEEEEEEEGER :3 it's travis

[arti31415]

Now we need Dirty Scrotie McBoogerballs

[HarvestmanMan]

okay

you win

this is best video

[johnk3363]

Literary classics are now being youtube pooped.

I'm okay with this.

[MaxOfS2D]

I think this may be the greatest YouTube poop to date

[zackfowler19601]

i really liked the part about eating the front door. chew chew chew chew chew chew. lmao.

[TheGolfer95]

@molemanninethousand This is the best thing ever! What program did you use for the sentence mixing? Also how did you think of this? ITS GOLD!

[molemanninethousand]

@TheGolfer95 IMovie.

I got the idea while reading the book for school.

[TheGolfer95]

@molemanninethousand This is the best thing ever! What program did you use for the sentence mixing? Also how did you think of this? ITS GOLD!

[blahbleeblahboo]

"He told us we oughta think of Jesus as our butt-buddy"

Nobody ever told me that.

No wonder I'm an atheist.

[R8erNation636]

I want you to know, I was listening to this, and laughed so damn hard my coffee shot out of my nose. No joke.

[numanumakid565]

This is good as the book

[mollisk]

What's the song that starts at around 6 minutes?

[molemanninethousand]

@mollisk Breakfast Machine by Danny Elfman.

[notdavemustaine]

Bag that was swell

[firedx12]

I didn't know Tommy Wiseau made an appearence.

[firedx12]

Wa this Inspired by Dirty Potter?

[molemanninethousand]

@firedx12 And how.

[firedx12]

@molemanninethousand Heh, I ment to ask if it was.

[R8erNation636]

Please do Dirty Lord of the Rings or Dirty Twilight!!!

[molemanninethousand]

@R8erNation636 The latter already exists:

watch?v=sYUFi197GDo

[HarvestmanMan]

@R8erNation636 I'll do Dirty Jane Eyre.

[umbrellashotgunman]

In all seriousness, this poop is probably a more accurate depiction of the teenage mindset than the actual book, at least with regards to those of the Internet "generation".

[mairo7657]

OH OH OH OH XD

[yoshu2]

What the FAWK is going on HEEEEEH?

[TheSquishyTanker]

What is the song that played at 16 minutes?

[molemanninethousand]

@TheSquishyTanker I'm not sure, it's porn music that I (and most people) first heard from Nostalgia Critic.

[superpheonixfire]

I mean, I made Alice in Dirtyland and The Dirty Treehouse, so it's probably a compliment to tell you that I was quite disgusted. Good work.

[rl1712]

Whats the song at 04:36?

[rushnerd]

What universe did you go to, to find the time to work on all this

[UniverseIndistries]

This is the best video to use as mic spam. It's entertaining and annoying* at the same time!! :D

* (for other people)

[Rammast3r]

Haha, totally twisted my memory of the book

[BlindmelonKen]

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you probably want to know that I'm the sexiest bastard you saw in your life.

[DoctorFozz]

im 12 and what is this

[blahbleeblahboo]

@DoctorFozz Something that you're going to recall in therapy years from now.

[gtaellis]

ay-nus XD

[Ninji5]

"he told us to think of Jesus as our butt buddy!"

[OnBakePlatinum]

She had really big knockers for a child.

[R0CKNR01143V3R]

HEEEEEY. ACKLEY

[tacosauce1234567]

Did i read the wrong book?

[EccentricWolven23]

You know you're a sick twisted motherfucker when CS188 faves your vid.

[legendarylugi]

This whole thing was hilarious until the child molestation at the end. /coffee

Then even taking refuge in audacity couldn't make it funny anymore.

[Halmtier]

Shit, I feel like making a Gmod vid for this. Epic.

[molemanninethousand]

@Halmtier OH MY GOD. PLEASE DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

(Or, make one for my Scary Story video).

[xKoblec]

@Halmtier I'll do it xD

[kokarorloli]

@Halmtier I was thinking on doing the same thing untill i heard the sex scenes

[Sploog321]

I enjoyed this HOlden more than the emo piece of shit one in the book.

[knop917]

i hit her even harder. it made her cry harder. i was glad XD

[skullbuster1220]

automatic machine shotgun! lol

[Mutant543]

probably one of the best YTP eva!!!!!!!!

[Juggasarusrex]

This is the best thing I ever saw

[MrOptimusLime]

This is pretty much the most clever YTP I've seen...or uh, heard? Very good work!

[theweirdguy1992]

This is basically the internet.

[spartan83]

HEY ACKLEY

[thesparks007]

@spartan83 twenty five exclamation points

[Streetmastaalex]

This is absolutely beautiful. This literally deserves a million views, not the bullshit 'sxephil' and 'shane dawson' bullshit that youtube crams downs people throats. THIS IS TRUE COMEDY and true creative intelligence

[SvenBoogie]

The last line is pure comedy gold.

[UnboundLegend]

So well done. I've never seen a ytp edited so precisely. You should make more audiobook poops!

[danalandrum]

This is a masterpiece!

[corky064]

I was sold at the "J.D. Assnigger".

Sentence mixing at it's best, and what YouTube Poop SHOULD be. Not ear rape and repeating crap.

[UncannyValleyVideos]

@corky064

Sentence mixing is funny to an extent, and repeats and ear rapes are funny to an extent. It's just what you find funny.

[eninco242]

AYNUSS.

[mooninite442]

Repulsive, abhorrent, downright atrocious, and so utterly hilarious that I cried. Well done.

[BiZzAr0]

10:48 drew pickles reference

[testuser564]

MUST KILL JOHN LENNON!

[fffan9391]

The best part is how nonchalant this guy sounds. He acts as if there's nothing wrong with the narrative he's giving.

[lordsofla]

This is literally the best audio YTP I've ever seen in my life

[kevmcallister]

Outrageous. Great work my man, great work.

[DarkJusticeMetal]

Holy shit... this is awesome.

[Slice6667]

Wow that was funny long but funny best youtube poop I have seen in awhile

[TheMasat01]

Suitcases Suitcases Suitcases Suitcases Suitcases I also say Suitcases a lot

[peytonmanning1288]

The background music was perfect. It was so good that I actually listened to the whole thing.

[jurv10]

I'm black but I just fucking lost it on the first 10 seconds. this has to be one of the funniest things i have ever watched in my life.

[dj0903001]

I have never been so horrified and intrigued in my life

[SwamiEpstein]

HILARIOUS!

[MikailCaboose]

This is...amazingly horrible and horribly awesome... I'm stuck in the middle...

[OnBakePlatinum]

The video was the hardest erection I've ever sat on.

[gyl17]

Best 18 minutes of my entire life!

[gollom2004]

i fucking love it

[LilPoop444]

HEYYYY! ACLAY

[chemistryguy]

Whoever says audio poops don't work really needs to hear this. 

[LooksLegitBro]

"you like that?'

"no"

"to bad!"

[shizzlebizzfizz]

jesus this was simply wonderful. so fucking amazing

[paranoidwzy]

it's not easy eat a sandwich while you listen to this...

[racosphinx]

This is too great for my mortal ears.

[viperxeon]

That was amazing, I presumed it took you a long time to make?

[seththewolf15]

Lol this is some of the most screwed up stuff I've ever heard in my life

[HauseOftenMens]

I listened to about two minutes of this then peeled my skin off inch by inch trying to make the horrifying sound cease. I want to take the ears off!

[DemoraX]

god

dam

epic!

[DuckinAndCoverin]

hilarious

[GodGriff]

0:20-0:25 is my new catchphrase.

[fffan9391]

Where the hell is Half-Life 2: Episode 3?

[cs188]

This is better / worse than any other audio edits I've heard.

[wagishwa]

wow you put so much time into making this! its genius

[TheSuds24]

classic

[Krazeekid1000]

I couldnt get the picture of him dripping with cum and blood and poop and peepee out of my head!!!

[OfficeR018]

I find this easy to jerk off to.

[sillygramcracker]

One more thing: WLDFLD would be very proud of this.

[BarnacleGooseInvalid]

@sillygramcracker one more thing

jackie you listen to uncle

[sillygramcracker]

Less than 2 minutes in, this video had me laughing so hard I nearly suffocated!

Also: Phoebe = Konata from Lucky Star? Huh?

[sillygramcracker]

"The only reason I hate it is because it's so overrated, and I was just sick of it."

I just realized...if Holden were a teenager today, having to deal with some phony book about some teenager from 50-60 years ago complaining about inane crap and having to involve himself with some phony literary criticism, he would hate the book at least as much as this video's uploader does.

[TurkishButcher]

It finally makes sense!

[451ianDragonist]

Ackley and Stradlater must be the two dislikes.

[CoolNASCARGuy]

Ha ha ha! I couldn't stop laughing!

[zackfowler19601]

i lost it at the part where he ate the front door. overall, very hilarious. i loved this one.

[yoshu2]

Just so you know moleman i share these video's with my family and friends.....and their reactions are priceless. specially when i blast this in the living room.

[DarkLightPrince]

Beautiful. Simply, outrageously, hilariously, BEAUTIFUL!! This is how a true masterpiece should be like!! It had everything; sex, violence, black comedy, a nerd that became subject to Rape as Comedy, South Park had nothing compared to what you've just created!! I tip my off to you my good man!! And I pray that your future projects be just as vile, disturbing, and hilarious as this video was for me. 10 BILLION STARS ALL THE WAY!!!

[molemanninethousand]

@DarkLightPrince Ha, now that's morel like it, thank you very much!

BTW, Good News: I just tried, and I was actually able to recover my files used for Gnorga Episode 4 and they work!

[DarkLightPrince]

@molemanninethousand Awh Sweet!! You sir have just made my day!! I'm definitely looking forward to Episode 4!!

[molemanninethousand]

@meankookoo ? What's Penn State?

[tomservo3]

Also, lol @ The Drew Pickles reference and the fact that there was a manager made me lol.

[tomservo3]

And this is why you're awesomer than me.

Thousands of kids stroking my big pee-ness.

[TerrorWolfX]

This is absolutely amazing. Who's the disliking c*nt?

[molemanninethousand]

@TerrorWolfX The Pimp of the lesbian prostitutes Holden killed.

[WyWallace103]

@molemanninethousand this is disgusting but halarious

[1227CGanimated]

1 minute in an i`m laughing my ass of!!!!

[Forumwarz]

is it wrong that i fapped to EVERY single sex scene?

[molemanninethousand]

@Forumwarz Yes. Extremely. There's SO much infinitely sexier stuff out there you could be fapping to instead! Also, that would mean you have a refractory period of less than 6 minutes (of course, if that's actually the case, I wouldn't be in a rush to "fix" it.)

[Slovpeisn]

I've read that book! The poop is better though! ;)

[shinobiflare]

You were probably as sick of this as I was with Huck Finn in college...yet I could never have done something this awesome and hilarious. xD

[molemanninethousand]

@shinobiflare I did Huck Finn in 8th grade, and actually would LOVE to give it this same treatment, only I can't find the audiobook anywhere. And apparently it's narrated by Jim Dale himself!!!

[shinobiflare]

@molemanninethousand Jim Dale?! Dude, you've got to do this again if you ever find the audiobook! xD

[Evanescent823]

HEY ACKLEY

[xXDissolvedGirlXx]

This was perfection, 10 million stars!

[yoshu2]

You have outdone your self again moleman! J.D.ASSNIGGER would be proud.

[silvertheowdude]

Even at the beginning I was already in tears from laughter. Keep up the good work!

[IxisTyler]

While I respect your fellings for the book, I for one like catcher in the rye, granted it's a pain to analyze when your in school, it's a lot better to read just for and to be perfectly honest I think any book is better than reading twilight =D