The Madness of Mario Balotelli

[RatherFastBlackman11]

and that's why we love him!

[RichieMcCormick1888]

LOL IS THIS THE SONG FROM CELEBRITY JUICE WHEN HES ON THE DANCE FLOOR LOL

[tunafishoffun]

Finally!!!! There's a footballer with a personality. I love him. CTID

[peanutz1219]

@23Mychal24

[MGPalex99]

as a united fan i want to hate this guy...

but i can't...

[bazbonehead]

@MGPalex99 you can't cause mario isn't a blue. mario plays for team mario

[MaxOrtan]

0:24 who is driving the car?

[vithusan40]

Mario Balotelli doesn't call the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

[pigflyingpig1]

@vithusan40 just amazing ;)

[vithusan40]

@pigflyingpig1 really, just thought of it on the spot

[hpro010]

anyone would take balotelli, my coz is a big united fan he hates all city player except balotelli, he loves balotelli

[mitkoribata]

not much ppl know that paul scholes got grass alergic buts its a different story......

[23Mychal24]

And the English press wonder why non-English players leave for clubs aboard. Look how their treated every misstep they take is blown out of proportion.

[ash4afc]

Worth every penny ;)

[TheClarity99]

you can bitch all you want..but this man's got issues..

[WalkerzGaming]

the biggest joke about this video is that he costs £24 million!

[wazza7590]

0:25 Where is he?

[nogas0121]

wish he went to another club any team except man city dont like how they bought there team in like 2-3 seasons :/

[McPhailin]

Who else is gonna watch that Hayley McQueen video next? :D

[Amishbr]

"Why always me?"........really Mario? really?

[wurdup354]

i fear we haven't seen the best of mario yet.. and I'm not talking about his football.

[fuckitsgay]

@wurdup354 so what are you talking about

[legendLilLew]

He's almost what jesus would be like if he was around now :L

[RossyxHD]

Also - set fire works off in his bathroom (didnt go well) and now is in the firework safety team! haha

[legendLilLew]

@RossyxHD In the bathroom??? Should have turned the shower on!

[RossyxHD]

@legendLilLew yeah suppose but he's mad :L and probably crapped himself and phoned the fire brigade. :)

[craigneilpearson]

he is an amazing footballer and tbh ide love to go on a night out with him..... from a leeds united fan

[Harz77]

He also walked out of a casino saw a tramp outside and decided to give him a couple of grand... LAD

[Blueboy272]

wish he wore number 64 and had Mario on his back instead of Balotelli... either way, hes fucking hilarious and a quality player. wish he was a Chelsea player

[Dannybbc89]

Legend

[hassannassaralah]

there are no black italians.he is an imposter

[iSteelification]

he's a legend bro!

[TheCOM1993]

he's good,talented,retarded,stupid,­baffling,weird,generous and looks out for people and he's also a gobshite.....i suppose he's an all round player

[Luke7ube]

Never heard of Wilshire haha, that's quality

[majfunkmeister]

@Luke7ube i dont know if theyr just taking the piss cos if thats true than fucking champ haha

[Roobs555]

oh balotelli! hes a striker. hes good at darts. an allergy to grass, but when he plays hes fucking class. he walks around mosside with a wallet full of cash. STAMP

[ramosd6721]

lol I love how the uploader titled the video, reminiscent of a quest title in a video game.

[skillzdatpaythebills]

what a legend!!

[IxLAWRENCExI]

in all fairness it wasnt real grass when he got a allergic reaction.

[EddyfuckinD]

@IxLAWRENCExI Yeah this commentator is a cunt. Mike Hanke is allergic to grass and he plays professional footbal. So what, go and have a go at Ivan Klasnic while your at it for having one kidney. PRICK.

[B1oodBathAndBeyond]

@EddyfuckinD As a plumber who is allergic to water, i can completely relate to this.

[prezer15]

i would not get in a car with balotelli :)

[DragonCarp1988]

Never heard of Jack Wilshere hahahahaha

[deensjay]

Keep up with all the latest Balotelli antics @Balotelli_News and "Facebook.com/Im.Balotelli.Til­l.I.Die"

[canadianscot06]

What a numpty.

[ThePKPrankShow]

@vJGvMedia Also, swearing on live T.V and asking if it was appropriate to the reported after he said it LOL

[vpersie5]

gotta love mario. Always drama. Spices things up a bit in the EPL

[ForzaAquila]

wilshere is good but not as good as mario

[sinshiuchiha]

yep and hes is still a better player and more famous then whoever posted this lol

[cavanyid]

Ballotelli your only a tramp for stamping on scotty on sunday so do us all a favour and fuck off back to italy like your threatening to cos no one will give a shite

[abole01]

@SuperNigel33 least hes got money..what have you got?

[hellonpluto]

blue nose cunt

[CFLNHLFIFAFAN]

Steps on Parkers head in EPL match sadly

[CFLNHLFIFAFAN]

he seems like a cool guy, but alittle too cocky but whatever footballers are great but I don't like to cocky players, but i'm sure he is nice at other times too

[sidas47]

whats the song called?

[iamkiddilam]

why always me..lol

[gewizz2]

im elergic to grass .

[youngrastesfa]

I love balotelli! constant source of entertainment

[Germzz95]

@youngrastesfa HAHA! You have described Balotelli in the best way possible

[reecethfc97]

fucking cheating cunt

[tigerarmyrule]

@reecethfc97 You are 100% correct. He is an ignorant cheating thickheaded prick.

[MrLeatherbreath]

its funny because there are obviously people who are DEDICATED to destroying this man's life yet again and again he shits in ur mouths yes he shits in all of ur mouths and u chew and chew

[LiveByTheCreed2010]

My mates sister was in a resteraunt he was in and he asked for her number and she gave it him and he gave her a lift home in his car and said Manchester is only Red LOL

[MattyyT11]

Balotelli truelad

[JMSpurs97]

Hope he gets hit by fireworks and darts while being verbally abused by everyone he's every seen then left to rot

[PureSB]

Hate City, love Balotelli he is absolutely hilarious.

[dukieboy007]

Maybe he should take a vacation, and get some taint on that body !

[akshayg08]

Sh!t Head!!

[benc911]

BELLENDOTELLI

[Jonaslfc7]

Ladotelli <3

[MegaJohnnybravo123]

Hes doing it on purpose, Ballotelli is just pretending to act like this .. so that people think he's funny..

very clever ballotelli

[sc077tube]

he belongs in the NFL with his attitude.

[craigyt1]

BALOTELLI the legend!

[alevakarya]

Mario Balotelli fucked his girlfriend(Sophie Reade , what a looker!) friend while she was sleeping downstairs.

[barbs19788]

super mario

[TheMichaelChapman]

ALLERGIC TO FUCKING GRASS!!!!!1 I PISSED MYSELF AT THAT ONE... only man city could spend 24 million on a striker who is allergic to grass

[LeWiS2K9SMUDGEMOONED]

I think he's amazing and i'm a united fan

[Ezizization]

@LeWiS2K9SMUDGEMOONED Im also a United fan and I agree! My mate keeps telling me about some of the things he's done and it makes me laugh everytime xD. Just hope he stays at city ^_^

[LeWiS2K9SMUDGEMOONED]

@Ezizization nah i'd love him to come to trafford

[SuperW1111am]

@LeWiS2K9SMUDGEMOONED but he's a yard dog

[marvindadi123]

@LeWiS2K9SMUDGEMOONED exact same here

[ziussavas]

he gave those reporter a lot of work to do....haha

[vJGvMedia]

Also:

Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after they beat united 1 - 6

Hands out £20 notes to strangers when in Manchester

Was in a petrol station in Manchester and payed for everyones petrol

Rescued a child from bullying

Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the no toucking rule at a strip club

Got finned £150k for breaking a club curfew to go for a midnight curry.

[powndown]

@vJGvMedia

And when he parked his car in front of a school building to go to the restroom.

[tom6792tom]

@vJGvMedia

Vote his comment down

[Chingonshushu]

@vJGvMedia man i love this guy u know why...he reminds me of the days footballers where true footballers...not company owned machines.

[vivekkathula]

@Chingonshushu

aagreed dude

watchin him onfield is true entertainment

[CFLNHLFIFAFAN]

@vJGvMedia

also steps on Parkers head in EPL match

[erivera212]

@vJGvMedia you forgot

Wore a Milan jersey when playing for Inter.

[KaiGamer]

@vJGvMedia Can add purposely stomping on Parker's head and then (potentially) fleeing the country unless the FA defends him to that list.

[Ducksexbody]

@vJGvMedia You don't actually believe all those stories do you?

[tfiraz]

@vJGvMedia He also went to a pub and payed for a £1000 round for everyone.

[MrH8manu]

he was on a train, payed for everyones fairs, then went to a local restraunt and payed everyons bill! haha LADotelli

[SlockNCFC191]

I heard that in Manchester Balotelli was refuelling his car a few weeks ago when he went to the check out and insisted on paying for everybody's petrol. Even stopped the guy who was paying mid transaction.

Don't know if its true but if it is, what a legend!

[4WayCyclone]

@SlockNCFC191 Yes, it is true. And yes, he is a legend :)

[ryanlynch01]

he brings character and individuality to the game...long story short - LEGEND!

[MegaCowmilker]

hes sound off the pitch! But on the pitch!!! FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!

[asammieawa]

at least he aint allergic to scoring goals like other premier league strikers...*cough* Torres *cough*

[FaintestFusion]

Hasn't even heard of Jack Wilshere. Rofl. He plays in the EPL and doesn't know the brightest upcoming English player.

[FaintestFusion]

@TheShedCat Starting for England from the age of 19... Ripped Barcelona a new one. Who do you think is a better young English talent? Honestly.

[bonzie88]

"""Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now.""""

Best thing ive seen on youtube, so hope its true.

[vieira4afc]

I love him so bloody much! Nobody has got me this excited since Artur Boruc - even then, that's the fictional rage list version of Artur Boruc :D

[ShahabOfficial]

got to love him!! WHY ALWAYS MARIO? WHY?!?

[1991vikram]

@ShahabOfficial shut up hairy arab, go and be lame on another video, whore!

[englishmanere]

hes also fingered mancini

[MrFifacod]

he went to a petrol station and paid for every1 fuel no matter how they put in what a man

[cr7thebestever]

dumb afff baasically

[rockhoppyproductions]

LADMIN GONNA LOVE THIS.

[tonkaplasto3]

A 24 million pound player that is allergic to football pitches. UH

[imawakeish]

Hes alright , least hes entertaining and has a personality , unlike the majority of footballers nowadays .. up the yids

[quiave]

The best Super Mariooooooooooooooooo

[fazer990]

i fuckin love balotelli haha. coming from a united fan.

[bibbyboii]

like a boss ;D

[MegaGooner98]

Never heared of jack wilshere lol in 5 years time he would well have heard of wilshere when he is the best central midfielder in England if not the world

[machicniii]

what a boss lol

[Haildair1]

This can is fucking Jesus reborn, if i saw a bunch of Communist angry Ukrainians shout at me, id call the fucking CIA, not shout back... ALSO he launched a suit case at Mancini, i love Mancini but that is just fucking class :D

[tommyinsmb]

im a liverpool fan and i fucking love him lol he's a legend!!

[mrhitmanisback]

mario is amazing makes me laugh hes what we need in football,,,,mancini send him to birmingham lol

[benjoindevon]

fucking cunt

[Mancunian786]

Mario balotelli is a fucking legend

[Deentan]

I hope he doesnt get to play much for my country..

[blablaidiotbla]

how can you not love this guy?

[JohNNyBcOoL17]

lfc fan here..marios a character!..im actually delighted hes having a superb season..didnt deserve to be sent off against us either..but thats footie..long live super mario!

[johnSE14slash8]

they should give him his own show

[XxlcfcTashxx]

Why Always Me?

[daddyV88]

im a united fan n think he's a complete idiot...but give him a break if i was a star and making money like he was id probably be doing what he does as well (to some extent anyway)...he's just a kid having fun gotta love that

[KafesEntertainment]

I'm a Joiner and I'm allergic to soft wood....

[tag1989]

im a manu fan but im glad balotelli is in the PL. funny guy

[vJGvMedia]

Mario Ballotelli:

£10,000 in parking fines

Car impounded 27 times

£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week

Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."

Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire

Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne

[kblikesgh]

@vJGvMedia That is quite an impressive record I'd say. lol. 

[djman5]

@vJGvMedia and paid for some homeless people to stay in the hilton over new year

[TheGuyThatSpysOnYou]

@vJGvMedia put up 24 tramps in the hilton hotel for new years eve!... i fucking love the guy and i'm a united fan!

[colonelsanta]

@vJGvMedia So what you're saying is he's gangster as fuck.

[RoYaLMuRdErA]

@vJGvMedia LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L

[whysocereal7]

@vJGvMedia he also popped up in a public school asking if he could use the toilet

[Allsortsman92]

@vJGvMedia that "Balotelli will see you now" cracked me up

[98raza20]

@Allsortsman92 idk throwing darts at the youth team sounds like a classic scene.

[EloRulesTheWorld]

@vJGvMedia

and he was frequently seen in ac milan superstore

while playing for inter

[mrgoodfight14]

@vJGvMedia is dis all true?

[GalbertKun]

@vJGvMedia his boys really said "Balotelli will see you now?!" Damn, Balotelli legend accentuates

[MrJenkooo]

@vJGvMedia forgetting the one where his mother gave him £200 to go and do her weekly shopping and spent it all on toys for himself.. the guy is a hero! haha

[MrAzizVEVO]

Who ever says balotelli is mad ┌∩┐◣_◢┌∩┐

[TheZadzzz]

why always me?

[madasahammer1]

love him

[bosstler21]

he is a fucking celebrity (all the ingredients r there hehe), gonna take CR7 spot soon as no.1 top soccer celebrity

[Howler15]

making football fun again

[Dynamic3DLtd]

I like Balotelli, he's talented and funny odd guy, he really is like a kid whose got all this money and hasn't grown up enough yet to do what everyone expects him to behave.

But that's what makes him unique and entertaining.

[lfc4ever7]

legend

[xSaFeMoNstaa]

Why So Serious?

[Samulise]

He's amazing

[mrcalarsenal]

Oh I wish this bloke had twitter!

[ADylanToRemember]

Balotelli is to football as Tim Tebow is to well, football..

[Mfcadams02]

eaaccountrecovery.weebly.com 

[nimasha83]

YEAH WHOS JACK WILSS???? WHOOO...WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

[MrLeeskee]

mad respect for him

[MrCorrigan97]

im a celtic fan ............. but i frickin love balotelli !

[MrKessohe]

0:59 why always me...........

[bilalaslamful]

what's his problem at 0.36 - mug.