Advice From Mooj

[ohsnapitsnd]

what are half of those sex positions? lol

[TheDirtyBronson]

the hot carl is when you put saran wrap on someone's face and take a dump!

[cheesusfreak]

He left out a Cajun sacklick followed up with a Creole finger twist. I got one last night & it was very nice!

[SumukhShekar]

click 2 for passion

[nomonotonous]

what are you, 25? i'm 40. holy shit you got to get on that

[daveyaziz]

thank goodness for urban dictonary, other wise i wouldn't understand a word mooj is saying! lol!

[wing2912]

I kinda wish I didn't look the words up on urban dictionary

[samukillerwhale]

You know, Mooj is right. It's NOT just about the alligator FUCK-house!

[snakesonaplane873287]

it is impossible to watch this without laughing.

[badboy44146]

Aligator fuckhouse LOL!!!

[skillbill83]

Life is about people. It's about connections.

It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

And butthole pleasures.

It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

[Marashi56]

DID ANYONE NOTICE HIS JACKET GONE AT 0:33

[cindeler]

@Marashi56 good eye

[TheShaunGawler]

@Marashi56 wow biggest error in movie history

[CDub7888]

Damn, that's one badass old dude.

[Laaaaaawlz]

Mooj, just please stop.

[howiescream]

Along with this and "GO FUCK A GOAT!!!",Mooj deserves his own movie LOL

[Scorponok2009]

Alligator fuckhouse LMAO.

[hakkujin]

Alligator fuckhouse? BRB, I'm off to urbandictionary.

[myul08]

hahaha!!! take this advice from mooj!

[Antichrist2000]

What are you erumm...25? "I'm 40: Holy shit man you gotta get on dat

LOL

[SandraJCFVonSchiller]

LOL!!!

[TrippleD2007]

pause at 0:52

[xSeDxReaper]

google Hot Carl... I DIED! ^_^

[batman53092]

double decker pussy...i just died of laughter.

[D4RKF4DER]

Its not about the rattle snake wiggle or the aligator fuckhouse. lol

[cindeler]

@D4RKF4DER or double decker pussy.. dont forget double decker pussy bro...this shit is too funny

[illegalimmigrant94]

not about rusty trombones either

[LovelyJessica24]

I love 1.16 where Mooj is like 'oh shit, I better go.'

[JaMarr2424]

pussy juice cocktail???? ahahaha

[TheOneTitan]

Fuck, this opened my eyes to a whole new level of perversion.

[Evertonian01]

Holy shitman you gotta get on dat..

[SexabIe]

Pussy-juice cocktails. There I quoted a line from the video that everyone just saw, where are my thumbs up?

[dinoinferno]

alligator fuck house!! lol

[asdfkie]

lol wtf the version i watched had some parts censored

[danielkrieger1]

@asdfkie you probably saw it on tv

[xMITZEYx]

Holy shit man you gotta get on dat.

[livingisaight]

they shoulda left this whole scene in LOL

[alecbama1]

The indian accent makes everything funnier!

[DrunkenMidget90]

i typed dirty sanchez to google... it wasnt pretty

[Schwarze999]

@DrunkenMidget90 type in chili dog with safe search turned off

[DrunkenMidget90]

@Schwarze999 eww , fuck that´s disgusting :DD

[jessgasm]

It's not about...

fucking, balls, pussy, tossing salad, cock, ass, tits, butthole pleasures, rusty trombone, dirty sanchez, rainbow showers, camel toe slide, the cincinnati bowtie, arabian goggles, hot carl, pearl necklace, pussy juice cocktails, jagged head dildos, double decker pussies, shit stained balls, cum swapping, hanging brain, rattlesnake wiggle, alligator fuckhouse, donkey punch and the teabagging.

[TheRacerlover]

Cincinnati Bowtie? 

[barnabyfraser]

It's about people...It's about connections!

[iluvtiesto503]

this scene is sooooo funny!

[Brayden0104]

not everbody's a pussy magnet.

[alexukraine69]

5 people really need to get on dat

[TheCorgiExpress]

Holy shit, mehn. You gottu git on dat.

[sftigers]

Mooj was just warming up before he was rudely interrupted haha

[casketofdog]

@sftigers lol

[KittieKittie89]

"its not about fuckin, balls and pussy...

camel toe slide.... pussyjuice cocktails!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

[MTC051080]

Did anyone noticed when the shot is from behind, he has no jacket on??

[01rarood]

@MTC051080 hahaha poor editing

[fitnessgeek09]

His accent is what makes this so fuckin' hilarious xD

[TimeGents]

@fitnessgeek09 Oh yes, that authentic Brooklyyyyn accent takes the cake, xD

[fitnessgeek09]

I need to do some serious researching lol

[felsing137]

at 0:30 he's wearing a jacket but right after at 0:32 he's not. am i the only one that spotted it?

[Legba85]

Listen to Mooj. He's a fucking wise man.

[analyitic1]

Thats some good advice right there.

[beatingyou01]

wth is an alligator fu*khouse?

[TimeGents]

@beatingyou01 That is a man and woman in the missionary position, rolling around like two alligators wrestling xD

[sonic911]

i love how he says "shit stained balls" "fucking and balls and pussy"

[TimeGents]

@hotmail121 Tha actor who plays Mooj is from Trinidad, though, xD

[IronweaverVlog]

"holy shit mahn yew gota get ouhn dat" LMAO

[um22w22]

I have some research to do

[Lynsey38025Part2]

Its not about buttholes pleasures at all!

[shredder6078]

bahahahahah presss 8

[EdwardCullensMayo]

jacket disappears @ :32

[TimeGents]

@Rhun8Edz I think he is simply getting more and more carried away... xD

[Rhun8Edz]

he seems almost pissed off at the end, whats that about?

[camscomedysketches]

how old r u 25? nooo 40....Holy shit!! hahah

[124barbie]

alligator fuck house and rusty trombone cincinnati bow tie shit stained balls pussy juice cocktails

[124barbie]

alligator fuck house and rusty trombone cincinnati bow tie shit stained balls

[Suzart20]

"Not eveyone is a pussy magnet."

[88arsenio88]

Andy, don't let them bother you.

[UK6461]

Its not about tossing Salad!!!

[sSanctum]

It's not about butthole pleasure

[choatman007]

alligator fuck house

[Chiefksam]

comment removed by chuck norris......

[SpunkySkunk347]

Oh I've had a camel toe slide before

[dcs2690]

alligator fuck house LOL

teabagging LMFAO

[Taylr692b]

What's a cameltoe slide? Still wondering. . .

[PolarisCAM40]

@Taylr692b cameltoe slide - To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.

Just like titty fucking.

[SekoanHD]

0:33

continuity error. his jacket disappears. this movie fails

[TheDM75]

@SekoanHD shut up idiot.

[xvenezolanox]

@SekoanHD talk about attention to detail...very nice.

[dgrizzly84]

5 people dont like rattlesnake wiggles & the alligator fuckhouse!!!!

[Jrbwg40y]

@bostonalext - thanks for gettin my back. I don't like gettin in the habit of spreading misinformation. My bad

[Jrbwg40y]

Too bad that guys in jail now.

[bostonalext]

@Jrbwg40y wrong guy....mooj isn't in jail, its the other one who is.

[highman58]

i know he starts of calm by the end he has this mad rapist look in his eye ha ha ha ha

[TheCockporn]

@highman58 He's getting more and more worked up, lol! xD

[ScrotalKarma]

I love how Mooj gets more and more worked up, lol! :P

[4midable4ce]

THE RATTLESNAKE WIGGLE. lol.

[shwizzles]

camel toe slide? nice one mooj

[bustercharl777]

"Shit stained balls" LMFAO

[666hellraiser1]

i love that indian dude :)

[rlinfinity]

What about a Mexican Halloween and a Canadian History? He forgot to mention those two... I guess they didn't make the cut :/

[MrJudgeJackson]

its not about butthole pleasures at all...so fricken hilarious

[haddockseyes]

man . . . if I wasn't for urbandictionary I wouldn't understand a thing.

[daltonbuck]

It;s not about fucking and balls and pussy.

[daltonbuck]

holy shit man you gotta get on deck.

[squirehendrix]

OH FUCK I just laughed for 5 minutes straight! This shit is so hilarious..... Andy's face when Mooj says "and the shit stain balls" HAHAHAHAHA!

[darkvocalist]

I think it's hilarious how he runs off quickly when she finally interrupts. lol.

[nawmean]

@darkvocalist

LMFAO thought that was the funniest part!!!

[eDubAkaDubalub]

Its not about butthole pleasures at all.

[RoarOfZonda]

:(

this part isn't on my Unrated Version :(

well it is but it's MUCH shorter, it only says a few sex positions... like it doesn't say the alligator fuck house and some other stuff

[gaybash]

Holy shit man you GOT to get on dat!

[TGSM19]

To bad she stop's the party , I would have wanted to learn some more from him :) , he makes me look like im some kind of amateur .

[pancho8721]

Cincinnati bowtie alligator fuckhouse

[omcp]

@pancho8721 That's my callsign on the CB radio.

[OrlandoPlaya]

What are you 25? .. I'm 40 : Holy Shit you gotta get on that.. :-D hahaha !!

[jaredpeters2000]

not about the aligator fuckhouse omfg thats awsome

[budgettile]

its not about butthole pleasures lol i love dis movie

[AlwayzBeenPhat7]

lmao, you gotta get on that!!!

[xXxArcAngelAnetxXx]

"It's not about butthole pleasures at all."

lol i don't know why thats my fav part xD

[JonathanMarsden62]

damn haha

[inSuRctor]

hahahahaha mooj is the man!!!

[paulio4259]

"how old are you 25? no im 40" lmao i love that part

[bay500]

Aliigator Fuckhouse

[DirtyDogBootlegs]

Tossing salad is licking a woman's (or man's if you're that way) anal cavity, probing your tongue deep into the void!

[poomuncher5000]

rusty trobone and anal pleasures XD haha

[ChrisLovesOasis]

I can't watch this without crying with laughter at about the point that he gets to "Dirty Sanchez!"

[udistritalextrema]

What is a "Dirty Sanchez"?

[ChrisLovesOasis]

@udistritalextrema A "Dirty Sanchez" is when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.

[and8602]

lol

For Fuck's Sake

Love The Way You Explaint iT

Thanks!

[pliskn11]

don't google it, you have been warned

[shumtingshtupid]

and the glass-bottom boat

[shumtingshtupid]

and the Dirty Eddie

[juliandeathgod]

lmfao at "dd p*ssies"

[sohaib785]

Just Relax Cah.....Alrite thats enough party's over

[Schehzad]

00:32 '' - Its not about TOSSING SALAADS!!!!????

[ChrisLovesOasis]

@Schehzad PAHAHA.

[and8602]

Fuck. Too Much Unknown Vocabulary

What's "TOSSING SALAADS"?

[Schehzad]

This uncle is LEGENDARY ! U can see he is clearly a 60s man :)

[spice419]

and the Angry Pirate

[weirdjimmy711]

and the erotic accordion

[Zaitsevsz]

did anyone notice that at 0:32 he's wearing a t shirt while in the next scene he's wearing a jacket lol..

[turdsanwitch]

wow i nvr noticed that

[sohaib785]

and the california cookie

[weirdjimmy711]

and the inverted sledgehammer

[weirdjimmy711]

and the Canadian Jackhammer

[weirdjimmy711]

and the Kentucky Gas Station

[weirdjimmy711]

and the Cleaveland Steamroller

[chivo1080]

haha cincinati bow tie...shit staine balls hehehe

[weirdjimmy711]

and the Alabama hotpocket

[BangoBot]

and the Martin Lawrence Cheek Monster

[weirdjimmy711]

and the mixed dragon

[weirdjimmy711]

and Apollo's Chariot

[holcur]

lmaoo i luv that guy!

[weirdjimmy711]

he forgot alaskan pipeline

[AgentLaMartina]

mmm...pussy juice cocktail

yummy!

[turdsanwitch]

this is what im guna say to my kids word for word

[AshleyRenee529]

imagine someone's parents talking to their teenager like this during "the talk"

*facepalm*

[godblessUSMC]

double decker pussys........ hahaha

[TheKillamac]

da arrabian goggles and da hott kall!!

[jloveshow]

best look ever is after he says love

hahhaaa

[tismith12]

this is my favorite part in the whole movie :-)

[Tigerlily21]

This guy would be an amazing inspirational speaker. He says it all with so much passion and conviction!

[andreaus8669]

this guy is like a fucking sex guru

[afa16]

he sorta looks like he's gettin' mad in tha end hahahahaha i love tha way he jus walks away wen tha manager shows up

[gavinsaint]

The funny thing about what he says is that their all real things go onto urban dic and you'll get them all haha.

[ras054000]

It's not about butthole pleasures at all!

[andreaus8669]

coma toast slide?

[allkneelandpraiseme]

Camel toe slide lol

[woodyman17]

camel-toe slide