Darkplace Episode 2- Hell Hath Fury

[sugarpiemeowmix]

If my hands fell off I would also stare in disbelief.

[parkerconnell]

Wheatley makin' chicken

[freebearride]

as i rounded the corner i felt muscular and compact.... like corned beef. such a poet that dagless

[scolheep]

Maggonts, maggonts, maggonts...maggonts? Maggonts.

[RaeuberPozzenfotz]

this was very easy to masturbate to xDDD

[Saebeck32]

What does Sanchez say at 11:51 when they are running from the filing cabinets?! It sounds like "clurring up...dismay!" or something.

[jordanslannan]

"Filing cabinet."

[twistedtransistor232]

This was the first episode of this show I ever saw. Me and my friend were baked off our asses, chilling in my basement, and it was on Adult Swim. we had NO idea what to expect.

I HAD NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, NOR DO I EXPECT TO EVER AGAIN.

[meedily]

This show's better than most American shows. lol

[AntonioEdwardJones]

@meedily Ooh, so close. I think what you meant to say is "This show's better than ALL shows."

[OuroborosChoked]

Maggots?

[firestarter81]

@OuroborosChoked

Maggots. Maggots.

Maggots.

[TheLordExplodeon]

@firestarter81 Maggots.

[TheNexosVen]

@TheLordExplodeon Maggots...Maggots.

[TheDMetalX]

Italian seasoning... too vague.

[sonictrasher]

Haha, only just know have I noticed the fire extinguisher bouncing after it hits Liz.

[cjme1]

0:28 *looks at chair*

yes, i am actually

[ArsArma]

@cjme1 im slouching on my couch so bad, my bending my ribcage vertebrae to look at my laptop...

[RotaryPoweredRX]

shit..the chef is wheatly from portal 2. sonovabitch

[RotaryPoweredRX]

Sonofabitch

[Maryismybestfriend]

This is ridiculous but in a kind of professional way. ^^

[KyleRichardHudson]

Ahhha Steve Merchant...classic.

[Vysantha]

This show was the inspiration for Tommy Wiseau... who had no sense of humour or irony.

[haytotheden]

"Have you met the temp? *pans over* :D"

[eedobaba7726]

8:30

UH HUH?

BYE.

[EricWolfborn]

WHISK...TO THE NECK!

[TheImpossibleMan]

@18:10 epic scream

[TheImpossibleMan]

@9:57 "cordless iron"

>iron with cord immediately flies by

[jareid2507]

if i felt sorry for myself 5 days ever month, this hospital would be up the creek... sans paddle. HAHAHA

[jareid2507]

haha stephen merchant is in this episode!!!

[Merjia]

GoddamnSonofaBitch.

[eviljoel]

Actually, I think the low video quality just makes it better. Makes it looks as if it's recorded on VHS, except less scratched.

[mottsap]

Wheatley!

[jasrogg]

THis show looks as good as anything Stephen J Cannel did.

[jasrogg]

Fucking Tony Danza!

[jasrogg]

@jasrogg Son OF A Bitch

[purplesodapop]

3:36 watch the guy in front of dag

[dance2noise002]

" WHISK to the NECK!! "

[Suavepebble]

"In times of conflict; when you are up against an aggressor, be he human, be he inhuman, who err he be (often he's bugs).... you're running on adrenaline...." - Garth Marenghi

[Technicolor909]

stephen merchant is soooooo dreeeeeeaammyyyyyyyy ~ ~ ~

[PeeyanoKeys]

No Liz... No.

[sandmanzcommin08]

5:04 Liz Archer Wins.....Fatality!!!

[thisisntmyname]

Probably the funniest episode of them all

[polzer12345]

AHA? BYE!

[daiklaive]

huh, he even hunt-and-pecks to write on that typewriter. pecks. pecks. pecks... pecks

[mayflyforyou]

12:35 hahaha

[EponymousKid]

I like how everybody has a gun, and they use them all the time.

I don't think they ever specify just where Darkplace is, but it doesn't seem backwater enough for the doctors to take their guns to work.

[carlossus]

@EponymousKid actually I think they do in other episodes tell you the that the hospital is based in Romford, Essex (England)... being from Essex myself, I can assure you doctors probably do need to take guns to work there :P

[TheOctopwn]

WHEATLEY

[rainyrainbow86]

chicken will be ready in 5 minutes!...son of a bitch lmao

[frostbite3789]

I like that Garth was in the cafeteria just before it happened. But he had to be called in to take care of the dude getting messed up.

Love the little touches like that.

[ReginaldMaulding]

STEPHEN MERCHANT!

[LambChowder1]

what does he say after "all cloves"?

[killiotta1]

12:04 my favorite :)

no liz, . . no

[killiotta1]

12:04 my favorite :)

[killiotta1]

20:04 my favorite :)

[popcorn136]

hes gonna make it...but the chickens off...AAHHAHAHA

[jaybeebles]

by 5:00 i was laughing uncontrollably, the bit with the cook is priceless

[PrincessKittyChan]

Is it bad that parts of this episode felt a bit chilling to me?

[danieldrhhall]

Anything without dialogue was considered for slow motion.

[mtilby]

sonofabitch.

[mailedbypostman]

LMaO he moved in front of the desk at 11:43

[mailedbypostman]

Maggots. Maggots.

[langtongirl]

Steven Merchaaaaaaaaaaaant!!!!!!

[braindamagehurts44]

this show is so ridiculous

[sixtypercentquestion]

hahahh the guy on the left who smiles at the camera at 3:39

[34839ld]

"or bean bag if that's how you choose to live your life"

[mailedbypostman]

"I suggest we split up and search the hospital."

[robotrix]

Anyone know why the sound cuts out at about 18 minutes. Every copy of this I've seen does it. Was it meant to be part of the show's cheesiness or something they had to edit for the US?

And thanks for posting this. Sometimes think this is the best of the series.

[carlossus]

@robotrix There shouldn't be any missing sound, at around 18:14 there is a 4-5 second period where you can hear a very faint heartbeat (added for dramatic effect!) and nothing else. Perhaps you've had the volume too low to hear it?

[oomskaap]

The IT Crowd ??

[ikkoikki]

Thumbs up if you'd lay a hump on Liz

[Unworshipediety]

david learner is awesome

[weaselidiotu]

steve merchant is insane... sonofabitch

[lordxur]

"She's got a face like the proverbial!" <3 this show.

[kevinm4435]

i love it



[THort911]

"uh huh? Bye." Best phone conversation ever. 

[THort911]

"uh huh? Bye." Best phone conversation ever.

[meshumekha]

"rebelliance" I really hope that was intentional.

[jcgamer107]

sonuvabitch

[SocialNetworkx]

"In fact it don't look like a kill at all. Guy probably came down, got lost, went mad, ate his hands.. and died right here. Come on. There's nothing we can do for him now. Keep close. These tunnels are really long and curvy."

[hrdcorefshr]

the best part was from

19:30-19:50

lmao

actually its a dependant territory XD

[Raffaeledl]

ha ha ha!

ha ha he he he he

hi hi hi hi hi

group laughters are the highlite of all this

[JTC545]

I love the way steve has to duck under each hallway.

[ctcp77]

8:31-8:46

best scene of anything ever.

[jcgamer107]

@ctcp77 I agree 100%

[lonestarpunk]

true, only a freak would be able to see the strings the at a punch and judy show

[HILLARYXNOELZ]

Women like you are the reason this chicken is late in the first place!

[CerealIsDaBomb]

THE CHEESY GOODNESS

[CerealIsDaBomb]

uhuh? bye *picks up phone* *hangs up* blah blah blah BYE

[lfaldrummer12]

this show is goddamn cheesy brilliance. 

[sasafraser]

Garth running with the baby away from the exploding ambulance still makes me laugh uncontrollably

[jnorris7777]

This is awesome. Thank you.

[VloggingByJack]

I could only wish to be able to meet Garth Marenghi. He seems like a brilliant actor, writer, producer, and a dashing doctor. It will wondering traveling to his dark place. And I will be privileged enough to know him.

[enemymouse]

"Italian seasoning? Too vague"

[veradinx]

This show deserved more than one FLIPPIN series.

[kingofthephonies]

STEPHEN MERCHANT!!!

[Deadguy56]

But who? Why? For what reason?

[HansLe518]

Actually I saw a mechanic bring his daughter into the auto-shop on bring your kid to work day

[hiimcaitlin1]

haha steve merchant !

[SpartanM621]

"In times of conflict, when you're up against an aggressor... be he human, be he inhuman, whoe'er he be; often he's both... "

Oh god that's genius.

[Thermalfiredotcom]

Aw man, please let this show be released on Region 1,,,, :-(

[LovelyBollocks]

Thank you for casting Stephen Merchant as the chicken Chef! Fucking brilliant...you've combined my 2 favorite things, tall lanky sexy beasts and chickens!

[tombot5000]

8:30 through the whole phone bit. Love it. ...goodbye...?

[LizzyT123]

"Listen sweetheart, I've not got time to shoot the shit" cracks me up every time

[IndependenceHD]

Sonofabitch.

[ctcentralinfo]

In a perfect world Garth Marenghi would be Ray Bradbury's less talented less successful son.

[mason000]

Were those filing cabinets or poor man's Daleks?

I love this show.

[electroscheme]

"Mike stared in disbelief as his hands fell off." Awesome.

[justanotherpigeon]

I love how Sanchez mutters to himself throughout this!

[gunsmithbasic]

"Based on melodies originally whistled by Garth Marenghi"??? lol!

[jkfielder]

I'm gonna miss your balls

[CromDubMonday]

I never thought I would laugh at the word "maggots."

[H0lySchnike]

"Oh my God, chicken sink and all!"

[123infest]

"...other people are good plumbers-that's their gift"LOL

[mjljthekings]

Best show ever created.

[sl2mmer]

snuff box is better

[ian2470147]

Holy shit. The chef is Oggmonster from The Office

[Laramas]

Flying objects? It beggars belief!

[Shadowthrone08]

Maggots? Maggots. Maggots. Maggots. Maggots.

[Scorpion14]

@Shadowthrone08 ".........maggots."

[ThieleM]

'what was it?'

'cordless iron friggin smarts as well'

now THAT was friggin funny

[danieleiland1]

i completly remember watching this when i was a lad. it really frightened me back then and it even give me the creeps a little bit now! althou the pruduction values leeve alot to be dasired.

[IoEwe]

Er, you do realise this show was only made in 2004? Seeing as you claim to be 32 in your profile you must be mistaking this for a different programme. Also, the production values are intentionally bad seeing as it's a PARODY of an eighties horror show.

[danieleiland1]

uh, this is so obviously from the '80's! listen to the music a least! i remember, i was small, but i was their!

rotflmao!

[IoEwe]

Look the show up on Wikipedia you clueless moron or gg you awesome troll.

[danieleiland1]

am i supoosed to cry lke a little baby now because you called me a troll? your profile says your 28 years old, but it seems to me more like your 8 years old! try to be a little bit more imaginative! LOL!

[Rawnesss]

Yeah. Go do that, cry because you're wrong and suffering from false memory syndrome...

[danieleiland1]

LOL! if your so smart than you would know by now that false memory syndrome has been denounsed by several members of the british medical council and by someof the biggest pharmacutical companies in america? why don't YOU look it up first before trying to act so intelligent and wise!!! rotflmao

[Rawnesss]

yeah. you officially are a troll. "why don't YOU look it up first before trying to act so intelligent and wise"

Applies to your situation much better than mine.

I could argue with you, but you seem the type which one will never get anywhere with. Please leave no more retarded comments. I hope you're a troll, or atleast a retard.

[danieleiland1]

how very ineresting and enlightened you and your comments must be. well, if i'm a troll than your most assuredly an ogre. at least i'm not poking about on the internet being a dancing prat and stirring up derogatory insults at people who just like to reminiss. lol!!!!

[Rawnesss]

I'll take the rank of Ogre. They're quiet cool.. not to mention strong too. Trolls they just smell bad and annoy the shit out of ya... and did i mention how uneducated and fucking stupid you seem?" I am not even angry when I write this. I know it's the truth, I am right. You're wrong. Easy cake.

[danieleiland1]

rotmfflmmfao! you would rather be an OGRE (oh i'm sorry Ogre,with capitalised "O"?) then a troll?! lol! talk about thick! i am probably far more educated then you. at least i don't get all my information from wikiwhatever and then spend al my time being angry at me for going against your Ogrey wiki-wisdom! lolz!!! talk about sad... sad cake

[Rawnesss]

The dunder krueger effect is so brilliantly demonstrated in this text it's amazing really. Your remarks are way off me; you're conceited & seem to misrepresent every single word I say. And I don't care if you're educated, it seems that you lack the intelligence & intellect to actually grasp things as they truly are... you make a sad case for yourself, trying to be witty, trying to be smart.

Jesus H Christ. I hope your next comment will have some comment.

[Rawnesss]

This will be my last post, I will not reply to any else.

The argument ensued when I replied that the show was from 2004... you thought that you had seen this as a young lad in 1980 which is impossible.

Then you go insult me because you think that "false memory syndrome is false" and has been renounced by the british and some other doctors.

Well, then my argument will go like this; it doesn't matter because you didn't see it as a young lad.

My conclusion is that you're a troll, or an idiot

[danieleiland1]

uh do you mean the "dunner kruger effect". i didn't go to the uni of wikipedia and even i no what that is! lolz!

and i assume becuase of you're magical ogre powers (which according to you are preferable to troll abilties) you could see thru my eyes when i was a child and watch what i was watching on the telly! amazing! truely!

rotflolz!!!!!

[Rawnesss]

Yeah I am referring to that. It surprises me that you can spell that correctly when you seem to be an illiterate. Eitherway, that you have some knowledge doesn't make you smart. You're still a retard

I know this because you somehow think that Trolls outweigh Ogres. This is not simply not true in a historic perspective. Trolls have been stupid & repulsive creatures that mostly live in moors & caves. (This certainly fits you) Ogre have been a creature of great magical power, neutral to conflict

[Rawnesss]

Forget what I wrote about not posting. I've decided to win this argument no matter what.

[danieleiland1]

i'm soooo sorry! rotflmbfaoolzx! i must have fallen asleep during faerie tale histroy class at the uni of wikipedia! your right though an ogre does ouweigh a troll.. by about 60 stone! also how could i have internet and be writng you this if i live in a moor or a cave? think about if if your so unretarded. also if i'm a retard its in the sense that i take things slow. as in, i think before a say anything on the internet unlike some ogres i can mentin! lolxz!!!!!

[GregorioXII]

@danieleiland1 I truly hope by this point in time you aren't this retarded. I mean hot fuck, seriously?! Let alone the negative reaction to "you're an awesome troll" this is just baffling. You've developed a chewbacca defense and won't stop assuming this guy uses Wikipedia, for whatever reason you have. The people arguing with you were polite at first, but you instantly got horribly defensive. Ugh.

Also, you're both wrong, it's the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

[slickguitar777]

@IoEwe I read that this was made in the 80'2 but was never aired until 2001 or maybe it was 2004? IDK anyway, I read it on wikipedia lol so It could be wrong

[WhoKilledCallo]

@slickguitar777 youre an idiot

[slickguitar777]

@WhoKilledCallo I amy be an Idiot but youre...I dont know think of somehing? lol

[cartledgerfc1]

no u dont

[mezaloth]

"...by 2040 the world would see its first female mechanic. and who knows, she might even do a decent job". lmao

[typedbiscuit]

22:25 hah

[nomorejournos]

catchy intro tune

[alejandroUT]

...we tried to keep the slow motion away from dialogue as much as possible....

[airbagcake1]

hahaha Stephen Merchant's in it

[finowa]

goddamn, sonofabitch.

[iCarb0n]

sonofabitch..

[iCarb0n]

son of a bitch.

[SpartanM621]

"Italian seasoning? Too vague..."

[stifrontman]

Keep close, these tunnels are really long and curvy.

[MrRopedragon]

"Uh huh bye"

XD brilliant

[TheOtherChanel]

If you took away my ink, I'd write on the wind...

It wouldn't be an ideal way to work.

[stupidstuffx]

"Or beanbag if that's how you choose to live your life" XD

[Vexed34]

The show is about "rebelliance"? lol

[MoonPhase94]

Wonder why the phones aren't attaking?

[RasMajnouni]

madcap! where has "Darkplace "been all my life?

[Xigbar13]

I love how she's just floating there and shaking back and forth.

[tobytobetobe]

loool as long as its not a screwdriver

[ReloadPsi]

Yes! I'd prefer a beer!

[fintondean]

what going on with that chicken

[Ciaran55]

the music just before 21:00, haha

'Urghhh, eghhh, uhhh'

'I can't hear you'.

hahah!

[marinejackson]

"I ran the only way i knew how...with one leg after the other"

[marinejackson]

Steve Merchant!! Ricky Gervais' sidekick! oh my goodness didnt expect him to be in this!

[7lartceps]

Maggots.

[sfeely7]

"Buns?"

"I see a couple I fancyyyyyyy."

[kdzwgns]

"oh Sanch. thanks for the lobotomy"

"no problem"

xD

[hasafin]

I love how far away the chef was when he heard Liz, and how he proceeded to walk through a room and a half to yell at her.

[buttlord123]

Dags final thoughts on the roof were hilarious

[Hozzas]

"A desk he could no longer trust" XP

[pookoos]

I think 16:51 is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. xD

[JapanIsDoomed]

IT WAS FILMED BEFORE TIME BEGAN

[pinkiebrown26]

the bits in the basement remind me of red dwarf :)

[leostaar]

I was thinking the same thing