You're Doing It All Wrong - How to Make Holiday Punch

[muderousegg]

Why are you guys saying "stop telling me what to do" you're watching a show called "you're doing it wrong" lol

[NapalmsBurningHatred]

Go back to the 40's, and stop telling me what the fuck I'm doing wrong bitch.

[lovebird0930]

hahahahaha he said star anus hahahahahah

[whowantsabighug]

The way this guy dresses: You're doing it all right.

[ilovebaguettes]

The giant ice cube looks stupid.

[Jaznellow]

hello mustache.

[stooge81]

nice to see the kid i beat the crap out of in junior high now has a tattoo and a youtube video with over 37,000 views. sweet justice.

[Bimm3rcc]

can't figure out of this guy is an underdeveloped man or an overdeveloped midget.

[Brulszd]

starry anus?

[1Deminator]

@Brulszd when does he say that?

[1Deminator]

@Brulszd never mind i know. my bad

[RussMusiq1]

Hmmmm, he says to measure everything, but provides no numbers.

[warrenpattison]

@RussMusiq1 The link to the recipe is in the description.

[HeyLookItsAmy]

bad quality ice? what the fuck? all ice is just frozen water you fucking twat.

[paintbrawl]

he has tire track tattoos

[melissalovespuppys]

star anus lol

[VanillaVickyy]

get a cup ice and flavored syrup thats the ingredients for a snow cone

[maximusdang]

Why do people argue on videos about punch...

[oneandahalfjews]

Serves: 3 really?

[FreeWatcher222]

That is more like a cocktail than it is a punch

[litolpnoy]

That looks absolutely disgusting...

[Paulpunkrocks]

back to the future?

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

says the irish guy

[lum2ina]

stop your whining, they're professionals...and they're not "mocking" individuals, but the lifestyles that modernity gave us..quick and easy BUT wrong, tht's why you're all obese and fatasses

[williamwzl]

Star anus and teacups. Punch is for parties, not stuck up rich old people. Vodka and bottled lemon juice in a large red cup is how you do it.

[trungly1322]

IM UNDER AGE CAN U MAKE ONES FOR KIDS GEEZ ADULTS OMG GET IT OVER ACIHAL IT HORRIBAL MY GOD STOP DRINKING LIKE FOR ENTERNATY STOP IT STOP STOP STOP STOP

[obliviousfafnir01]

@trungly1322 Yes, we can all tell you're under-age by your terrible English and grammar skills. Maybe when you're old enough to spell and write properly you'll be old enough to appreciate alcohol.

[trungly1322]

@obliviousfafnir01 maybe if u shut your face i will spell corecctly just shut the freak up like NOW GO GET A LIFE THROW THIS LIFE IS THE DUMPSER IDIOT GEEZ YOU GUYS ESPESHOLY YOU SHUT YOUR FACE UP MY GOD

[obliviousfafnir01]

@trungly1322 Lolz. You mad?

[trungly1322]

@obliviousfafnir01 shut up loser

[obliviousfafnir01]

@trungly1322 Aw. The kid is upset.

[trungly1322]

@obliviousfafnir01 shut up

[obliviousfafnir01]

@trungly1322 Whatever you say, kid-oh

[trungly1322]

@obliviousfafnir01 you better or else i will cut off your tounge and shove it down your throat and kill you till you go to hell!

[JRV95]

@trungly1322 Woah bro. Chill. I just don't understand why you are so mad.

[trungly1322]

@JRV95 he called me a kid im 16

[obliviousfafnir01]

@trungly1322 OMG. You're still going on about this? lol. Get over it already.

[trungly1322]

@obliviousfafnir01 sop please thanks

[obliviousfafnir01]

@trungly1322 Sure. Whatever you say kid.

[Nekologic]

is that the guy from superjail?

[dar482]

That looks AMAZING!!! You haven't had a good cocktail if you think this sounds bad.

[Clanwog]

2:12 what is a star anus

[Eldest9292]

did he say stary annus?

[D3ATH1NAB0X]

Thanks now 3 people can have a cup of punch... Fuckin wanker.

[hedgehogfrenzy1]

Wait there is seasonal fruit?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

[tinu96]

Holiday punch? I just hit someone at Christmas.

[ZealDaan]

Nice tattoo.

[Benjy906]

that looks like carbonated piss

[TonsOfPaperBrokenPen]

YOURE DOING IT ALL WRONG

[cameosam]

Don't really like it. Tbh if you want a punch recipe, go to the esquire drink database.

[narutoSU8D]

why wont u just freeze strawberry and pineapple puree for cubes?

[thechefasian1]

this guy is awsome

[valdezmiguel2]

what a mincing faggot.

[comfortablesofa]

ugh --- for god's sake, stop saying "you're doing it all wrong"!! you make highly knowledgeable and reputable culinary masters sound like such unforgiving chauvinists. To the wonderful presenters, I thank you for your help with sincere alacrity. To CHOW, i bid you a pure from heart middle finger.

[jko8888]

@comfortablesofa Sorry your ego got stepped on, but the name of this show is a great marketing tool, apparently. If you don't have a sense of humor while watching these videos, you're doing it all wrong! ;)

[comfortablesofa]

@jko8888 Wow - your comment is more annoying than the video. well done buddy.

[jko8888]

@comfortablesofa Hey, thanks for your reply! However, I'm sad that you still don't have a sense of humor :(

[magical11]

@comfortablesofa Honestly, I think it adds a slightly humourous overtone to the video. I think the problem is that North Americans are becoming too sensitive. Any criticism is immedeately looked at as bad.

[ANormalGuy]

Wrong one looks tastier?

Lol, Americans. :D

[offwithurhead]

why would you want a big block in the bowl that takes more space than the actual punch, can't you just use cubes?

[superant10000]

@offwithurhead Did you not listen at all?

Ice cubes will dissolve fast (watering down your drink).

Who wants to drink 50% punch 50% water?

[ianj48]

was this guy in ingloriuos bastards?

[RushReborn]

looks fuckin nasty

[boardiee]

who buys ice ? It's called a freezer people !

[FuriousPumpkin]

@boardiee lol how many parties have you thrown. It would take days to store up enough ice.

[MrMariofan7]

he says using cheap ice directly in the punch is wrong but i got a good idea with the ice:

melt it and use the molten ice for the big block

[offwithurhead]

@MrMariofan7 or just put some water in the freezer and well...freeze it, duh

[Silverstarlightt]

Mmmm neon blue liqueur....

[sfshrimp]

I didn't know Mario is a bartender?

[wedderburn1986]

@sfshrimp HAHAHA

[wedderburn1986]

The guy called club soda "sparkling mineral water"!? FAIL!

[TheDiwanShantwain]

@wedderburn1986 upscale fail!

[oopoo64]

@wedderburn1986 Mineral water comes from a natural source. Soda water is just carbonated tap water with the addition of sodium bicarbonate.

[wedderburn1986]

@oopoo64 No fucking shit! thats why I felt compelled to point it out. Dick cheese!

[G0dliek]

i'd rather drink the first one.

[Tommy947PL]

@G0dliek i'd rather drink it before 1:49 :P

Cheers from Poland xD

[QtCazzie]

The "wrong" one looks tastier that the "right" one

[Tommy947PL]

@QtCazzie total bullshit...

[xiocx1]

awesome***

[cheryl1358]

the big block of ice is a great idea...

[LiMaUmZaXoR]

this looks delicious \o\

[bigchicken24]

This looks nasty i want the sugary drink!

[gustavonp1]

/watch?v=P-dVS5qSahU

[selamawitee]

CANADA DRY! :D

[LovelyLilDevilWings]

good old canadian ginger ale ;D

[Kottplockarkommunist]

Haha midget wannabe Aldo Rain (Brad Pit in inglorious basterds)

[BlackMambaPANIC]

@Kottplockarkommunist OMG lmao I love you

[Kottplockarkommunist]

And I love you too honey <3

(Btw realized it's Aldo Raine, not Rain -.-)

[Deygmh]

Aldo Rain ^^

[rockandrollyeah1234]

mmm me quedo con el ponche de durazno

[Sig067]

no tenemos q mirar los videos destacados, son de los panther... y pagan para q sea ''destacado'' es una de las razones por q youtube se viene para abajo.

[sadophobic]

me enseñarias???

[rockandrollyeah1234]

hahaha es de lo mas simple man!... vino blanco y almibar de durazno.. nada mas

[BarbiePrincessChick]

you know, i can make better stuff then that hehe lmao :P i bet you guys will like what i make =)

[johnnytastetest]

The moustache robs him of all credibility.

[JennaSweeeet]

hahahaa

[robsario]

the awful moustache is necessary?

[b4ptist]

thats a fantastic stache

[Xezium]

Personally I thought that blue punch looked incredible, but I don't really know what's in it as I have the audio disabled.

[superant10000]

Wow most of you guys are jackasses. This looks great. I mean if you're not into spices in a drink you can change them.

Everything in this video can be substituted with something else if you don't like it so shut up whining. I'd much rather drink this than whatever shit you think is a punch.

5***

[Cerrani91]

@superant10000 Second.

[lum2ina]

@superant10000 stop your whining, they're professionals...and they're not "mocking" individuals, but the lifestyles that modernity gave us..quick and easy BUT wrong, tht's why you're all obese and fatasses

[superant10000]

@lum2ina When what you say makes sense, I'll listen; until then, I'll carry on not giving a fuck about you.

[lum2ina]

@superant10000 when you're not retarded, maybe things will make sense and i will willingly deliberate it to you...it is optional and they're just giving you advice, from their professional views. but no one can budge stubbornness.

[superant10000]

@lum2ina Do you understand what I meant by my YEAR OLD COMMENT that you're bitching about?

I was telling people to stfu complaining about how 'this drink looks shit' and 'ew spicez in a drink omg' and telling them to not put spices in if they don't like it.

I think that you assumed I was talking about the CHOW team, which I was clearly not if you actually read my comment.

[lum2ina]

@superant10000 of course i do, because you're comment arent bitching? ehm,yeah all about intonation, and who ask you to reply my comment on your ONE YEAR OLD COMMENT? did i stain your mark or dignity or something? dude, give it a break

[superant10000]

@lum2ina I was informing you that I didn't understand the point you were trying to make about my comment. You're telling me that they're giving advice from their professional views? I was telling people (commenters) that I think the punch (made by the chow pro) looked great, and that if they (commenters) didn't like stuff in the drink, then they could substitute it with other ingredients.

You clearly missed what I meant.

[lum2ina]

@superant10000 Oh, i understand clearly all your points, but your intonations are clearly misleading. look back and tell me it doesnt have any insult and mockery. if you're not ready to get feedback, dont make fire

[superant10000]

@lum2ina Don't get me wrong, I have no quarrels with you giving me feedback; it's that your feedback implied that I was commenting on the CHOW professional, when actually I was commenting on the narrow-minded views of some of the youtube community.

In my opinion, the punch made by the chow pro looks delicious, I was telling people to stop whining about spices being in a seasonal punch and that they could substitute it for other ingredients if they didn't like it.

[tobie1]

looks like bowl of swill, YOUR doing it all wrong.

[HelTra91]

@tobie1 you're

[Bunomous]

holy shit this guy is half midget

[sophiapiaia]

lol, agreed!

[flyingidiot357]

i wanna see him dance and fight someone!

[haveapooo]

LMAO!!!

[imhotcause]

taste soooooooooooooooooo good! 5/5!

[lilsusz]

that looked good but it did not make a lot

[JeEnyUs608]

that looks like so much money....who would spend that much on a holiday punch?

[imH0Tshit]

that looks disgusting

[phatboi148]

holiday punch has alcohol in it?!

i drank a whole mass of it last year. D:

[elphiebusayong]

yeahh! now I know why my mom never liked my drinking from the PUNCHBOWL :))

[BHallBrowser]

What was that first bottle he added?

[WaterdownBOY]

cool - now do one for Egg Nog and Holiday Butter Rum!!! YUM YUM!

[SantaTheHo]

Love the idea of star anis, but im not the big fan of nutmeg in drinks. On food, sure.

Ice thing is a great idea.

[MizzFishy]

That big block of ice looks so obstructing...

[BellaOfBacardi]

star of anise adds a nice detail to the punch

[halfacig]

Don't make it rain. lol

[Deseonfire]

I think I like the neon stuff, and no ice at all in the bowl. That big chunk is still the same volume of water as the cubes, so it still won't last that long. And nutmeg and star anise sound gross, in a drink.

[bluevspink]

You reduce the total surface area of the ice if its in a single block hence it melts way slower. Science 101.

[saze9y14]

pwned

[Deseonfire]

@bluevspink, I know that. I wasn't born yesterday. But a smarter way is to put the bowl of punch into a bowl of ice. This way there is no watering down the punch. =/

[MyPinkStaples]

Yeah, and then what happens when the bowl melts?

Wipe it down every 2 minutes?

[JonE23]

@MyPinkStaples i think he meant to put the bowl of punch into another bigger bowl filled with ice.... not an actual bowl made of ice....

[charliethegent]

dummy.

[myalteredself]

Mmm, that looks amazing!!!

[moclodrace]

one thing i like to do is set my bowl in a slightly larger bowl full of ice, so even as the ice melts my punch doesnt get watered down

[claresa14]

that's a great idea!

[HumanStrategy]

I could have drank that entire little bucket. These drinks are not "elegant cocktails of enlightenment"; they are something sweet and fruity to sip on to forget how much you hate being around fmaily during the holidays. ^_^

[zebilicious12]

I think ill stick to the blue stuff thanks......

[FlipSnipeZ]

Star anise in drinks? woah

[n4v32x]

God, I hate that music in the background... if you can call it music.

Anyway it's really annoying.

[futsol55]

is this a joke? that looks like sewage.

[JimmyDasnitch92]

hahaha he think blue ocean punch is a flavored liqeuer

[joeypandabob1]

i have to say that blue shit looks better

[albob12345]

i love that blue shit

[futsol55]

hahahaha me too!!

[TOstevo]

Maybe it tastes alright but it looks like a bowl of garbage water.

[peepeevagi]

CHOW should show how to make Falcon Punch. :D

[JimmyDasnitch92]

thats not holiday punch thats an extra big fruity alchoholic drink

[CPANNN]

the nutmeg floating in the punch looks kinda weird

[veers0r]

Cold punch O_o In the winter? YOU ARE DOING IT ALL WRONG.

[conejamusical]

@veers0r here in southamerica we are in summer.. so it is not that wrong.. xD just mistaken.. LOL

[lausiej]

3rd

[darkelf2x1]

reminds me of brad pitt from inglorious bastards

[fairyglade]

thats what i was thinking too!!!

[tskitz]

3rd

[sakura200908]

lol looks good

[skatekoh]

just put out a 24 pack of beer and some coke.... done..

[wedewdw]

nice

[japedol]

@skatekoh u need chase 4 beer?

[skatekoh]

@japedol chase coke w/ beer, ya dig?

[septip123]

@skatekoh Ooo, sounds festive. Can we go to Denny's after, too!!!

[U410]

First!

[youjerkass]

I AM NOT DOING IT ALL WRONG DAMN YOU!