WE'RE ALL WATER by Yoko Ono

[reDDogg1887]

maybe id be best if john did the vocals...

[chickenbumsandwich]

SHE IS PROBABLY THE WORST SINGER EVER! IS SHE EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH?!?!!?!?!?

[legoman1859674]

the first nano second of her singing made my ears freakin bleed

[rokclover54]

How is she THAT bad??????

[MrDougIsHere]

UTTER SHIT

[BagasFisch]

out of tuneeeeee

[Boognish89]

@Thecolouraqua well that makes sense, she doesnt have the best voice in the world but i think this songs prrtty punk rock.

[lunablack7]

:D wow !!

[MikeyGee001]

If I could pick just ONE PERSON to strangle ... hmmmm ... who ... I wonder who I would pick ...

[SaaRaa2000]

estoy en el lado oscuro de youtube otra vez-------> I'm on the dark side of youtube again :(

[Hermy1138]

When "art" disguises crap as presentable music

[Boognish89]

@cynicalandcritical with a username like that its hard to believe you don't hate on people

[PeanutHwong]

ป้าอินดี้มาก หาที่ไหนไม่ได้ละ 5555+

[CynicalAndCritical]

I don't like hating on people, but she is just batty. Plain terrible in every, she can't hit a single freakin' note, and her pronunciation is off. Did John ever clean his ears?

[Boognish89]

Her voice isn't that bad, obviously people just hate her because they feel that she broke up the Beatles. And that yell, I think it ties in pretty well with the lyric in the song "what's the difference" plus, this influenced punk in a major way, and some punk is intended to piss people off.

[sergiocable]

@Boognish89 i know right, haters gonna hate. she doesn't have the voice john has. but he loves her

[Thecolouraqua]

@Boognish89 I am sure alot of people do not like her for the reasons you have stated, but please understand that not everyone is the same. For people like me, I just don't like her voice. I have nothing against her. I do like the lyrics of this song though.

[HazelCinderella]

at least she has balls...i could never sing if i knew i was horrible...

[SauronforPresident]

...Okay, so I respect John's love for Yoko, but...She.. Was it necessary to have her sing?

[copilunio]

I need an aspirin....

[MrIhateconnie]

Anyone know who Rush are?.......they are a Canadian rock band........LOL Yoko looks like and sounds like Rush lead singer Geddy Lee!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahah

[forcesk15]

Who let the dogs out?

[FadelessCandy]

FIRST YOU SEPERATE THE BEATLES THEN YOU MAKE TERRIBLE MUSIC THEN YOU BRING LENNON TO HIS DEATH AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF YOU HADN'T OF STUBBLED YOUR ASS IN THE BEATLES CAREER

[mravantgarde123]

Well, I have NOTHING against Yoko Ono--but I have to admit that she is a TERRIBLE singer!!!

[m1m1t0o]

I'm here because of 9GAG

[OlixFlix]

9GAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!



[walkjgreen]

@OlixFlix omg 9gags everywhere

[akira38a]

I never knew something worse than Justin Bieber could exist

[lister210992]

LSD?

[Hoohihaa]

What the fuck?

[057653]

oh my... my dog ran away when he heard this

[EclecticSceptic]

I don't have the prejudice against Yoko that most people have, but jesus this is so bad. What the fuck is this.

[JacobGeorge2011]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha­hhahaaaaaaaaaa.....HAHAHAHAHAH­HAH....Oh man!

[onceavamaravilla]

what the hell is the John's like?

[SnaKeEXx]

fuck you yoko!

[LordHalloran]

i have a strong dislike for yoko...she sucks

[HawkiePantsOfficial]

YOKO IS A BOSS!

[mOmO96hellokitty]

Aww, people don't be mean and and judgmental. I admire the fact that she is different and original. Even if this isn't very pleasant to you, don't be a hater (: Peace and love.

[demonEyenj]

"We can start as soon as we get the buzz out the speaker" "That wasn't a buzz in the speaker, that was Yoko doing sound check".....

[underhillwest]

2.15 WTF ??????

[gonjafarma89]

Even she beats the stuff from now and to be honest her voice isn't that bad

[demonEyenj]

@gonjafarma89 No...please don't pull the whole "Modern Music is shit" bs....no not now, I don't even understand how you could, that voice she hones is mortifying....please don't do it, put that card away.

[jamieisfromthemoon]

@gonjafarma89 um did u listen all the way to 2:13???

[jiros1]

The description of this video, dude why would you insult the band with this? :P

[aRiana992]

oy vey!!

[koipondmusic]

that band is 5/6ths awesome, 1/6th wtf.

[kahuna3901]

there may not be much difference, between charman mao and nixon

[wolverinefan99]

Rebecca black in 30 years

[nasrykenneth74]

don't know where to begin. wow. drugs huh?

[CatapultYourMom]

Fire the sound guy.

[ejavier19]

that is a crime to music!

[ejavier19]

Terrible!

[oldboatclub]

"A band is a terrible thing to waste"

[crazypersonlol34]

shes ugly as shit. but then again so it john.

[Magik604]

I'll take Britney Spears, Katy Perry etc. over Yoko anyday.

[jmorphiscave]

@Magik604 You must be a hardcore fan of them then

[sepafra]

Oh sh...! she sings like a coyote!

[2tonsolid]

love yoko!

[RaeRae914]

@2tonsolid Hell yeah!! :) xx

[slytherkatify]

well love must be deaf as well as blind...

[temp9747]

@slytherkatify as well as mute because he didn't say a damn thing...

[TheEmmechannel]

OMG what is wrong with John?!!!!!!!!!!! He must have been deaf or something I mean this isn't even funny it's so bad. Sorry but i couldn't watch it after a minute

[johndough9]

Yoko's voice makes me want to pierce my eardrums with knitting needles.

[trigsams]

And she didnt win a GRAMMY for this ???? Shocking !

[animefans20]

Yoko sunk the yellow submarine , oh noes

[112frankybaby]

Omg.

[SRV1DOORS1HENDRIX1]

Fucking disgraceful.

[4evercrf]

She has a incredible talent to ruin a nice rock song

[miguelsaez340]

at last she feels it

[914light]

Hmmmm and I thought berry manilow sucked...

[jmorphiscave]

Yoko killed the Beatle's walrus.

[josejurafoo]

kinda reminds me of the asian whore in that one scene in full metal jacket that says i love you long time lmao

[ThatOneMusicGuy789]

I guess the saying "opposites attract" is totally true.

[garoad2]

Stupid brainwashing whore

[wheatbull]

I think Yoko's talent is ALL WATER !

[smallcub1]

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY THE BEATLES SPLIT UP..! HORRIBLE PLAIN & SIMPLE ITS A NIGHTMARE...

[smallcub1]

OH MY GOOD LORD...! SHE THINKS SHE IS SINGING...! THAT'S TERRIBLE...HOW CAN THEY LET HER SING ON TV....! MY DOG CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT....

[22papan]

I hate this bitch

[CelesteContradiction]

You guys claim to spread love and peace as John and the Beatles did, but then you come here and Insult the woman John was in love with. Yes she can't sing for shit, but I bet you can't either.

[omglolwtfmudkips]

@CelesteContradiction

I bet most people who put her down for her singing actually CAN sing better than her.

[johnlouisville]

As Rasputin was to Czarist Russia....Yoko was to music.

[bolucy1]

Absolutely disgusting, how can anyone call this music? 

[VaiRendy]

john quit from beatles for this?

[garoad2]

@VaiRendy Too painful to watch, the bullet hit the wrong target..

[VaiRendy]

oh,, she was doing solo... hahahahaha.. stupid

[xopeytonhart]

o_o

[TheSleyths]

She looks like a ghost from an Asian movie, sooo creepy :S

[eggnoy]

that was awkward

[lapislazuli248]

We'll soon become water if we keep on coming across Ono's videos on YouTube...

[Atomicflash500]

john lost his mind letting her sing.

[hersheystaste4life]

Wait didn't the 5, 6, 7, 8's die in the tsunami?

[MrIhateconnie]

If Yoko was put on Pluto we would still be able to hear that screaming screeching horrible voice she has.....ITS THAT BAD

[JAYLEE169]

i would like to say something nice about YOKO..... i just cant think of anything. sorry YOKO. you stink,,at best....

[themillenia]

If Yoko was and so independent and really loved John, this is what she should have done. She could have told John: "Look, I support you with all of my heart, but I am not going to let you drag me along like a puppy dog. I'm not your momma, I'm your wife. Make music with your boys. I support you, but I'll do it behind the scenes like all the other wives. Go play with your boys, I'll see you at home, Peace". But no, she had to mess everything up and be a nuisance and a downright heartless bird.

[themillenia]

The problem I have with yoko is not really her so called musical "art". It's the fact that she created hostility in the relationships John had with his family and friends and the negative influence she had on him. If a woman really cared about her man, she would not let him abandon and detach himself from his first wife and son and she would not let herself interfere with the relationships he has with his friends. She says she for peace in the world, but causes turmoil within personal relations.

[MrSecondsoul]

wow,love is blind lennon couldn't even hear how bad that was

[jasso5356]

please die away. yoko. YOU KILLED JOHN

[jasso5356]

Give her a guitar next time, NOT a microphone.

[lightthatnevergoesou]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY WHOOOOOOAAAAAA  HiHuHiHuHIHuHiHUUUU WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCEEEEEEEE

[AtheismCentral]

I was going to say it wasn't that bad up until 2:16, than I couldn't even..

[hdevestern]

uh, thank you..NEXT!

[DanielDaniel247]

she cant sing........ im sorry but seriously i love john lennon and fair enough hell stand up for his wife like any normal person would but she cant sing.... like wdf is 2.10 ????? is she trying to hit a note or like havin her period?

[1999GMusic]

rebecca black is better then ono;)

but they're all terrible:PPP

[chaby2011]

1:38 SUCK THAT MIKE

[valerie0797]

jajajajajjajajajaja WTF!!!

[ScandinavianDawn]

This is the greatest prank in music history

[TheSleyths]

She looks like a fucking asian ghost...

[terrancelueckgen]

retarded

[terrancelueckgen]

get off stage bitch, what the fuck did he see in her, oh ya cunt

[4EverFain]

@terrancelueckgen My theory is that she made some kind o vudou or something

[THEbchat]

Did it ever occur to anyone that Lennon was forcing everyone to listen to her (her body language screams "I don't want to be here doing this")? Maybe she was only on the stage to be with the man she loved, and he was like "if you're gonna be up there, you're gonna sing!". Maybe having her sing was a big joke that Lennon was playing on his audience. So, stop hating her already and start wondering what the heck was going through his mind.

[descalzo1987]

2:12 ^^ jajaja

[MrIhateconnie]

type in search box above....ape with AK 47......proof that Yoko Ono shot John Lennon

[yukigirlydoll]

Yoko Ono is so beautiful, talented, and strong. Every time I see this magical woman I am filled with happiness and inspiration. She is truly a treasure

[HOilers34]

sounds like someones throwing up every where

[mrkalatv]

this is a bad american idol audition right??

[Mattwest1985]

She killed a legend! It makes me very sad. I was really thinking "SHOOT HER NOW BEFORE SHE LAYS EGGS"!!!

[themillenia]

@Mattwest1985 Too late. She already did. But Sean was the only good thing out of that relationship.

[karbonektorze]

i prefer benny hill

[vicn17]

all I hear is: AAAAOH HAAAAAIIII TLOIAYVF HAAAIIIIIIIJZIAOGF BPJ DRIFEEEEEEEENT QKFVKJ OOOOOOHAAAA HIIIIIIIIII TRRRRRRFSSSSSSSSNNNSSSS JOAZEZBEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIII

[monsita88]

@vicn17 joaoajajooajaojaja

[caseyjones67]

shes fucking whacked

[atban1824]

This is why i avoid karoake night at the local bar.

[8eodora]

what s the difference? good voices with shity words or shity voices with good words ???

[ruinzsican]

how the hell was lennon like her!! its like lennon is the positive end yoko are the negative! in comes of singing! hehehe

[undress4u]

...And for our next number, Ace Ventura will be singin' out of his ass. ( should be an improvement! )

[MrAznavourian]

At the start the video people laugh cause she didn´t know how to start the song at this very point I knew the rest of the video will be like shit, but here I am, now thanks to this vid I guess I´m a masochist cause this is destroying my ears and I´m still standing in front of my computer. Thank you yoko now I don´t need the psychiatrist you save my money I made my diagnosis alone...

[monsita88]

@MrAznavourian joaoajojaajojaoajojaojoaa

very funny !! i can't stop laugh joajaojoajoaoja

[hopeshineslikegold]

She sounds like a dying coyote.

[katherine19089]

woah. i said that before i heard her screech

[katherine19089]

guys stop. she was a good singer(i guess) in her time

[TheKumiko12345]

I hate u bitch

Did uhear me I HATE YOU!!!!!!!1

[Leonardo666ism]

solo hace el rdiculo piensa que por haber estado con el difunto john lennon va a tener éxito

[kickat3000]

I rarely comments and especially holds back on negatives. But DAM! This is the worst vocal I have heard in my life. A crime has been committed, and the victim is music. Sorry, I had to post. This reminds me that there are untalented people out there with all the attention while the truly talented are being under appreciated. cough kim K. cough!

[adryz016]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaay que ridicula!

[laughterordisaster]

everyone was high so they could listen to it.

[LBsmokeLB]

is that even possible to be more out of rhythm?

[MrIhateconnie]

I DON`T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS YOKO ONO DESTROYED THE BEATLES

[undress4u]

@MrIhateconnie The Beatles had domination issues. Yoko was the last straw. 

[FriedChickenss]

what a dumb bitch

[FloridaRaider]

this was before my time...never knew what a weirdo Yoko was/is.

[SuperTongpo]

Song should be renamed to I'm a jap cunt.

[MrDrift9000]

this is so bad!

[Stinky9522]

dude john loved her for a reason

[Skinna5]

@Richthor1889 lol, antichristian - you're an idiot.

[SKW313]

Nice lyrics, but her singing really sucks. I still don't understand how a talented man like John Lennon thought she could've sing. Love isn't only blind but clearly deaf. 

[Eamonnceannt]

Seems i'm the only one that likes this. Brilliant post.

[Freakle22]

@Eamonnceannt Nope, I'm with you!

[k6kick]

*Lennon

[k6kick]

No disrespect to the Lenon name, But I think my ears are bleeding.



[Andr3w007]

Like a turd that wont flush...

[jessica243627]

3:39 orgasm?

[penningtonant]

It's a shame. The musicians (excluding Lennon) were sounding so cool and got so into it. Must've been stoned 24/7. Otherwise, how could they tolerate Yoko or another 3 chord Lennon song?

[almixde]

dios mio ya se en quien se inspiro la Tigresa del oriente para cantar, me imagino q si le preguntaramos diria q es Yoko Ono....jajajja:P

[KONSEJERAMISTIKA]

WTF!!! CANTA COMO CHER EN SUS INICIOS...

[HannahHypnotize96]

My Mom: She sound's like one fucking retarded girl, Calm Down Yoki your pony will be back.

[drewdudy]

How in the hell could john even stand by her,and by her so called musical talent . This goes to show you pussy, clouds your judgement. Fuck yoko, theres tons of better women out there. Why pick this one?

[01Sibelle1]

@drewdudy

That is the best thing I've read all day! LOL

[drewdudy]

@01Sibelle1 Thanks, this bugs the hell out of me. I never even knew they played music together in a band. Or even Yoko was a singer in our own band! what complete trash she is...Plus her breaking up The Beatles too. She looks alike a man also! Why john Why....