Christmas Tat

[AlpacaLips]

My new catch phrase: "CRANK UP THE FUNK SPINDLE!" Powered by a Wankle rotary engine perhaps?

[RandomNumbers0145674]

1. Turn on Transcribe Audio

2. Skip to the part where he turns on Teddy (don't get me wrong there)

3. See for yourselves

[unhappychav]

This guy should do 'indoor fireworks'.

[mojokid5]

I just had a nervous breakdown when ashens turned on the snowstorm teddy lol

[RDR007Commentaries]

@mojokid5 Funny, I went into a laughing fit when he turned it on xD

[llj355]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEKrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEKrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEK...

[rock8pie]

That scared me!



[austins830]

Santa on ease.

[creap32]

achievement unlocked: worst christmas ever. XD i laugh my ass off at the first time because its from xbox LOL!!!!

[cluelesswako]

crank up the funk spindle!

[AceofTunes]

3:24 sounds like the wheels on the cart in Goldeneye.

[ocarinag33k]

@AceofTunes never see too many goldeneye references these days.

[AceofTunes]

@ocarinag33k It's an under appreciated movie. :-D

[ocarinag33k]

@AceofTunes true. plus kids these days don't respect the game either

[JordanPBloomfield]

33 People are retarded

[SisterToSleepx]

The fire looks a lot like a glowy rainbow onion.

[4ever8bit]

2:48 house music- Benny Benassi would fit that very well

[mrx438]

ffunny

[ZiozoneEmperor]

fuck yeah, rave techno mode fireplace

[W33vilKnevil]

0:50 sounds like zombie from minecraft

[thereveiwguy1]

wait theres no points on the ecevemnt

[mattrules44]

Merry Crit-mas sounds like a TF2 update

[GoldCheeze]

@mattrules44 Now with +50% MORE CRITS!

COPYRIGHT: LOLOLO

[mcdethballs]

santa put crak in da fire

[mickeymouse12678]

What wonderful seizure-inducing Christmas fun!

[legofreak1109]

Worst christmas ever[v/]

Girl friend is a cheap bitch [v/]

i hope you aren't offended ashens' girlfriend

[eSgRevolution]

excuse me for being stupid but what exactly is "tat"

[echoxltu]

@eSgRevolution usually made in china stuff which nobody actually needs :D

[Hal648]

@eSgRevolution crap, junk, rubbish, useless items that you buy as a novelty and forget about within a week.

[1pspgofan]

@eSgRevolution crap

[ecbfilms002]

Where is the "Crank up the funk spindle!" bit? I can't find it.

[CMPUNKFISH]

@ecbfilms002 3:20

[AJFedora]

Such a sad achievement!

[MrCookiezm]

Achievment Unlocked

Worst Christmas Ever

LOLZ

[randompeacegirl]

SCHOOLS OUT, CRANK UP THE FUNK SPINDLE XD

[randompeacegirl]

SCHOOLS OUT, CRANK UP THE FUNK SPINDLE XD

[Brandon999LFC]

Lol that disco ball thing is so pathetic

[mechaart]

the last item shown in this vid almost makes a noise similar to a gerbil dying or something XD

[Theprocorey2]

dear god save teddy. there should be some type of product safty type system and if it fails it dosnt go on to sell in store. WAIT WE HAVE on its called our STUPID GOVERMENT!!!!

[CaelumHodges]

JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLAY HEY.JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLAY HEY.JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLAY HEY.JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLAY HEY.JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLAY HEY.

[lcpuche]

Santa on ease? more like sand on LCDeeeze HAHAHA

/runs away

[NinjaAssassin1111]

hes burning fireworks because he hates the 4th of july. :D

[pandaphil]

I do appreciate all the hard work you put into these Ashen, but good lord whenever I watch your vids I just get very, very depressed.

[Ashaman923]

Party Light is the best.

[ultimapwnzr]

Half the stuff you review should be on fail blog XD

[computerwiz4]

(has a cardiac arrest at 1:23 then face falls on keyboard) bhjyuujjhuyn vcn,k bncvbikxjgfbvmnxgkjmhcvgjkfxbg

[goingcrackerz987]

he is burning children

[21djk]

"crank up the funk spindle" that is now my most favorite phrasesXD

[Oversatt]

Crank up the peppy, stylish whirring tat that's popular with dumb 12 year-olds.

[21djk]

Crank up the funk spindle

[ultimatebman]

yay raving santa

[thedustah]

HURRY UP! GETZ ME MAH GLOWSTICKZ!!!

[DevilDan83]

The first one actually has a pretty convincing snowstorm.

[IamCoalfoot]

I want the rave techno fireplace! =D

[mugenfan99]

achievement unlocked: worst christmas ever. win, just epic win

[randomvideoguy3340]

i was crying with laghter

[leef0324uk]

happy new year DR ashens 

[realdude332]

santas burning lady gaga

[AlessioSkull13]

Santa has turned into a raver lol

[Indianforlife7]

this is hilarious

[vibraphonics]

3...2...1...Pain.

[madarau3]

Fuck christmas

[kayleeme102]

@madarau3 >=O christmas is awesome! how dare you?!

[madarau3]

@kayleeme102 new year in more awesome ;]

[animalsrule1082]

LOL, looks like it's in a blender

[chickenbeforeegg]

lmao Crank up the funk spindle!

[guitarheroSJJSD]

crank up the funk spindle xD

[molligemozes]

dude ... lol nuff said

[Thermoman69691]

Lynx! Just watching your tat again and I don't know to why really but it does make my belly rumble with laughter

[ironeli101]

yOU hAVE A gIRLfRIEND

[lookatmeanimator]

@ironeli101 yOUR cAPSlOCK iS oN

[Zangamarth]

@lookatmeanimator iN cASE yOU wERE uNAWARE.

[ironeli101]

@lookatmeanimator tHAT wAS tHE pOINT

[djsims2]

"theres a local shop closing down and selling it all at half price" let me gues... woolworths?

[Devikvampire]

"Rave techno mode"

xD

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

"Ready... Steady.. PAIN." LMAO

That is brilliant.

[mrFragaz]

how much gamerscore did you get from the "worst christmas ever" achievement? and can you give a walkthrough of how to get it?

[guitarheroSJJSD]

@mrFragaz i guess this video was the walkthrough...?

[mrFragaz]

@guitarheroSJJSD i guess so

[turbohammy]

321 activate!

Now i see why....

[zark212]

Lol , Thatle do for the mother in law lol.

[dingo596]

i pitty you

[JReed357]

3....2....1.... activate!

[mudkiptyler]

Radioactive wood

[DAMitOsabA]

Merry Critmas.....

tf2 player's christmas

[slipknot1915]

i love the way you say chritmas

you sound like the grinch

[RhythmParadise1]

Lol, your ball of fun sounds a bit rusty ;)

[XDaishoX]

Ho ho ho! Merry Crit'Mas!

[clayrocks3]

want

[MrBrinks]

32 people are that bear.

[nobody123456789ify]

@MrBrinks make that 33

[CannyTails]

@MrBrinks The other person who disliked made the bear.

[TheKillaComa]

lol random xbox acheivement....

[chinezyxx]

Thumbs up for RAVE - TECHNO MODE !!!

[ssj1000me]

@chinezyxx No.

[bayzarea925]

o.o>0.0>O.O PEDOBEAR!

[cerberusgear]

dude you are hysterically hilarious.

[kingleeder2k8]

The green is obviously copper, remember your flame tests Dr Stuart Ahens

[ismasalgado]

fuckin blender!

[sterby1]

>turn on partyglobe >whrr whrr squeak whrr whrr squeak

I lost it there

[SpotTheSteez]

This is one of your best videos haha now its rave mode.

[burningflurber]

Give us a tour of your basement please. Or... Wherever you store your tat.

[darkcloudydonkey]

the fires on LSD!!!!!!!!!

[davideustace]

I watch this every Christmas. Absolutely love it!

[Zethuriel]

lol, the fireblace nearly gave me a ceasure xD

[Zethuriel]

not to mention the fact that the teddy is getting roasted buy the flames of hell at the same time :O

[TriggerheartExcelica]

Critmas sounds like a Team Fortress 2 player's dream come true.

[onetoughtechie]

don't blame your girlfriend for all that tat! We know it is you who has the obsession! LOL

[Nickjagger0606]

rofl achievement unlocked

[snelpiller]

Santa likes his rave

[BurnSpangler]

IM DIEING XD

[samij520]

i should be writing AND typing up a 8 page report... BUT INSTEAD IM WATCHING ASHENS!!! :D haha

[AbiTheRambler]

@samij520 I did that before;D

[xxNailFirexx]

@samij520 glad i'm not you

[thedustah]

@samij520 omg me too! haha im fucked tomorrow at school

[calcatchem]

@thedustah did you ever finish your report, i had one due to and i watched this instead

[thedustah]

@calcatchem no dude i got the F, oh well :P

[raxyboii98]

@samij520 Always happens to me, its even worse having facebook as your homepage!

[CubeJackal]

@samij520

I should be doing a test. :v

[velociraptor7814]

It's not Poundland, it's 50-Cent-Land!

[HSTcallum]

31 people say merry chritmas

[djames216]

The squeak adds a perfect finishing touch to how laughably pathetic it is. :)

[panicatthediscoqueen]

I love the squeaking :D made my day!

[AuraQualic]

nice party santa! lol

[Toodle122]

"Crank up the funk spindle!" is undefeated as my favourite quote ever.

[Robergine]

@Toodle122 /agree

[BrianMcD86]

What is the American English translation for Christmas tat?

[ScreamAimFire121]

@BrianMcD86 basically, useless crap

[panicatthediscoqueen]

@BrianMcD86 shit stuff people try and sell you

[TheDataZoo]

@BrianMcD86 Cheap Christmas s***t

[gundamzerostrike]

Snowstorm

[a1b2m13]

Crank up the funk spindle? Sounds like a James Brown Lyric.

"Crank up--Heh!--The funk spindle--HEEEEEEEEY!"

[stewie100]

that's funny. rave party fireplace, LOL.

[ThEAwEsOmEnEsSMoDz]

behind the fireplace is santas sexy whore house :D

[rossy105]

STUPID ADVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! >(>(>(>(

[xKab01]

HELLO! :-)

[gattonero583]

radioactive fireplace

[DrownMeInGoldDust]

Hahahaaa I have to admit this is the funniest video ever! xD

[saint1997]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[NAPREDATOR]

i dont think its fare that we have to put up with all the adverts on youtube and shit, if it wasn't for us youtube would be nothing, what wankers.

[TheRetardsFromSpace]

Dx awe poor teddy bear!!

wow, lol achievement unlocked (hilarious)

[DoubleGlog]

Acheivement unlocked. =D I can die in peace now.

[Paco5253]

i want one of those snowglobes

[MyassWins]

So does she get upset about you making these videos with the holiday items she bought? Or does she buy some terrible things just for you?

[freakiq]

Teddy in a blender. :(

[MrLastkill3r]

0:51 Nazi Bear!

[VideoGamerHD]

hahaha xD

[789films]

that  snow globe could be a cheap way of sandblasting small pieces of metal lol

[coveringfire08]

if you turned all 3 on at then end you would have had the begging to an awesome rave 

[weezyfan25]

Ashens, you funny! :D

[noterstera]

hmmm ... this and a few more video didn't show up on my sub. box

[Elfenlied89]

31 people pressed dislike LOL!!

[aidanrayner999]

31 people don't like the camera.

[Enygma702]

31 people made Santa's naughty list =P

[MercenaryStealth]

Its now going into rave techno mode!!!! ntz ntz ntz ntz!

hahaha

[Punisher0015]

LMAO

[HelpfullScape]

oooooooooh memories

[UKChris023]

Damn, been 2 years all ready :/

[PlayerID12345]

WAIT YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

[wariofan14]

Merry Critmas everybody!

[TRASHoftheTITANS]

@ashens Please upload another one this year!

[davetista]

shit! that damn thing's like a blender!

[keiyakins]

ww2fan5: I had to pause and run to the restroom.

[Llyander]

Funk spindle. Laughing so hard I'm crying. Oh good god.

[BubbleSplasher3]

Bahahahahhhahhaa

[MrHotrod68]

Ready steady cranke up the fun spindle!

[KittyPingo]

@MrHotrod68 it's funK spindle... :)

[KittyPingo]

I'm just gunna say... I love the way the funk spindle (party light) squeeks every so often... It cracks me up... :D

[ReallyCreamy]

OMG, AS SOON AS YOU PRESSED THAT BUTTON I FELL ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHED SO HARD.

[IQdecline]

One of the best ashen videos ever !

marvellous :D

[r35h93]

30 people are jews :D

[GeneForge248]

this was a wayyyy too funny. Rave techno mode ftw

[BeanzyMate]

Rave techno mode!!!! Haha rofl!!

[gameboy6092]

Crank up the funk spindle!

[Kpl33t]

30 persons didn't get the achievement

[hobodude68]

@Kpl33t

Or People, I guess home schooling didn't work out too good for you, did it dumbass?

[KittyPingo]

@hobodude68 he was being silly you douchebag... you might say... it's the Ashens way. let me ask, are you American?

[hobodude68]

@KittyPingo

No, NAR HAR!

[KittyPingo]

@hobodude68 Hu?

[AARTaylorSwift]

r u and ur girlfriend still on speaking terms?!?!?!?!?!

[FourJayStudios]

I could not stop laughing.

[AbbeyNormal]

"Euugh." 'nuff said.