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  • i could only play through DA2 one time i tried many other times but got bored of it Hawke's voice gets very annoying along with the same music throughout the game character models and environments are bleh and repettive the story is too linear its more like an action game then rpg in the end none of your choices really matter the combat was at least pretty fun but no epic finishing kills like the first one really if the story and ending were better id like this game but ehhh

  • We should get moving.

  • Hey Sten can I have a cookie?

    No

  • -Sten, did you bring a light?

    -No.

    ...Sorry, i just had to.

  • Interrogator: Tell me about the warden!

    Sten: No

    Interrogator: About the warden Alistair?!

    Sten: No

    Interrogator: TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE DAMN IT!!!!

    Sten: No

    Interrogator: Please?. . .

    Sten: No

  • No- The most moving is when he explains how he stole cookies from a fat kid.

  • no.avi

  • after a discussion with sten...

    Warden:The arishok is your king?

    Sten:No

    warden:so wath do you have?

    Sten: a limited pacience to infinite questions...

    XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXD

  • No

  • Hmm... I still think Fenris' "No" is much better but Sten made a nice attempt.

  • Haha i Love Sten! He was my favorite! And are they referring to Qunari as ugly up there? I love them too! They have a very cool look, i dont think they're ugly. I REALLY hope we get to learn more about the Qunari culture, and maybe see Sten again! I want him to be in the 3rd game so bad!

  • Come on Sten, now you're just babbling.

  • As a game, DA 2 was great. As a sequel to DAO, it couldve been alot better.

  • @mojaveacp i do believe awakening and witch hunt were the rest of the wardens story the series needed a new plot there cant just be two consecutive blights

  • @frootofaloom i agree 100%, i just think DA 2 wasnt as great compared to DAO.

  • @mojaveacp i think they were equal in some regards i liked da2's combat more (well on the console anyway) but i liked dao's rpg feel and character interface while da2 made the main character feel more like a person its not really worse its just different

  • @mojaveacp the most interesting things in DA2 are the parts that the main characters bluntly ignore, like the red lyrium and the Enigma of Kirkwall, or Sandal's strange prophesy. It all hints at something really epic, yet the actual stuff in the game is a lot different.

  • Man, that Sten never shuts up

  • @alphaomega0101 His model is actually amazing looking.

  • @jasonater119 but she's ashaa'bellanar (or however ou spell it)

    the witch of the wilds, she's supposed to be.. perhaps supermegafoxyawesomehot is the appropriate word

    but thats just my opinion

  • @jasonater119 not too much, i can only guess, but in DA2 no matter what you choose in the end, the *mages rise up and lite the world on fire*, so im guessing it will be a desperate battle against magic, or at least that might be 1 of the ideas they have

  • @LemonAssassin I heard they were planning to make cassandra penteghast a more prominent character. personally, she irritates me, but i'd still play it

  • @Parker10997 hmm, i think se would be more of a boss enemy person. idk, mabe thas just me lol

  • @LemonAssassin id consider her to be aggressive when need, kind of like aveline. but i wouldnt think shes evil. im not fond of her as a character, but id be annoyed if she was, because i feel like her character hasnt been set up that way. i would be irritated to see her attack me, especially after the way she seemed to soften up hawke (through her own imagination, of course) after hearing varric's story. do you know what i mean?

  • @Parker10997 i suppose ur right. maybe they should make her an important character, not a companion, but someone that u frequently do quests for

  • @jasonater119 yeah, tey are looking for art designers and stuff

  • @emurikaw did you really say that the difficulty setting depends on the games quality?

    The lack of story, the lack of creativity, and the feeling of being rushed to the market that's what marks DA2.

    You sir have no taste is you are saying that DA2 even scrapes the surface of his predecessor!

  • hmm Ill see the rest of the dialogue tomorrow

  • stan want food No. want to beat up oghren No...*AHEM* YES I DO

  • I LIKE DA 2!!!!! It's when you compare it to the original that it seems sucky!

  • fuck you DA2! And fuck anyone who thought it was good

    they took one of the best fucking rpg's in this decade and turned it into a fucking arcade game

    I was heartbroken, they even dident bother to make all the dungens just copy/paste them and add doors!

    Fuck all of it :(

  • ugh, everyones talking about DA2 on this vid for no reason. I personally like it cuase I know what the creators intended. They didn't want a huge exploration story or anything, just a good stor, which it was, and DA2 was meant to be a prologue to the next game coming out. but everone was so pissed of that they couldn't be an elf and they couldnt free roam or watch sex sccenes they just raged it. wow people, use your fuking heads for once

  • @Ashleytb ok u got me lol

  • @Ashleytb i literally loled

  • @Ashleytb too late

  • @LemonAssassin exactly

  • @LemonAssassin Double NO

  • @LemonAssassin huh? what was that? i was too busy reading the comments that argueed about how good/bad dragon age 2 was, it's very entertaining.

  • @LemonAssassin DA2 didnt have a good story it didnt compare to the first one, in the second your some sad excuse for a hero that has daddy issues and a dead mother and then you become a champion of a town, whats next in DA 3 you become the champion of something smaller? like maybe a house? :D , like christ you cant go from a 100+ hour long game to a 10 hour game its just an insult and way to make money

  • @hayzer18 i dont care if you like origins better, i dont care what you think of DA2 cuz i don't care about you. i wasn't saying anything against origins, just stating my opinion, cuz i like both games. your hero is DA2 didnt have mommy and daddy issues, since he doesnt say much about his dad and got over his mothers death quickly. and becuase of his actions the mages rebelled against the chantry and templars, so starting a world disaster, so the next hero will be more than a house champion, dear

  • @hayzer18 No.

  • @LemonAssassin agreed

  • @LemonAssassin The creators of DA1 didn't work on the abomination that was DA2, and it shows.

  • yes!... maybe?...no...

  • @LemonAssassin just because it works as the developers intended doesnt mean it was good

  • @spartandud3 thats your opinion, not a fact

  • @LemonAssassin if you were to cover your face with shit to make an ironic statement then great. you may have made your statement but at the end of the day you still smell like ass.

    i aint dissagreeing with you about DA2 (admittedly im getting it tomorrow) just your line of argument

  • @spartandud3 at the end of the day, what other people think is an opinion. even if the entire world thinks so. if the entire world thinks its wrong to kill, then it's an opinion. in a case like that, there is nothing between good or evil, but right and wrong based on opinion. most consider killing an evil crime-all except the killers. and besides, both my comment and yours have nothing to do with DA2. and if your getting it tomorrow, then you haven't played it? then how can you have an opinion?

  • @LemonAssassin i was criticising your line of argument, not your opinion of DA2. and actually after playing the demo and watching gameplay footage i can form an opinion

  • @LemonAssassin (This guy never got to the sex scenes in DA2)

  • @Trustmeimawriter actually i got morrigans, zevrans, and lelianas, but i dont care for them since they are animated, non-existent people. no, i dont need video game sex. ever heard of the real world? way better sex.

  • @LemonAssassin I didn't like the sex scenes in either games. My point was that you were complaining about people whining about no sex scenes in DA2. There are sex scenes in DA2 so idk why you would say that.

  • @LemonAssassin I meant in DA2 derp :B

  • @LemonAssassin Gotta agree with you, I mean the game was pushed out after only 9 months, you cant expect it to be GOTY or somthing, I just enjoyed it for what it was.

    As for the repeated dungeons and some shitty dialogue at points yeah that made it pretty bad, but there were also times when you just genuinly have fun playing. Its not easy being the 'middle child' in trilogies, but really, DA2 was a great game to just spend some time on because it can be extremely entertaining.

  • @Ssavaralyn It's unfortunate the same thing happened with KOTOR II... the execs tried to force it out in less than a year and all sorts of potential was wasted.

    Sigh... poor Bioware... and the fans as well. If only the days of their non-rushed sequels that were awesome, completely thought-out, and utter improvements in every way still existed. *hugs copy of BGII:SoA and weeps*

  • @LemonAssassin which is why DA2 suckd!

  • @bilalk85 What a bitch you are.

  • NO

  • @alphaomega0101 Dumbshit, the Arishok looks BOSS

  • It's his way of saying "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations". Much briefer. No?

  • @Gengetsu1 haha.. i used to rage whenever Garrus said that

  • TT__TT so touching

  • @Ashleytb sikmis beyler dagılın

  • ;_;

  • No.

  • So moving..... I can't stop crying!

  • yes, very moving indeed

  • @alphaomega0101 cry baby ass hat. I cant change my companions armor boo hoo. You are such a fag.

  • @godsun212 exactly. and the non-human species, ugly? as much as i loved da:o, the dwarves were short, stocky humans, the elfs were short, thin humans and the qunari were tall, bulkier humans.

    and frankly, i think the qunari especially were incredibly designed for da2

  • @alphaomega0101 LOL! your comment just let no place to a second one!

  • brill!so moveing!

  • This is the reason I played so many hours of this game.

  • this was the climax point for me

  • this is perfect in 720p

  • So Sten did you like Dragon age 2?

    No. No. No. No.

  • Press 5 for.. uhmm... "no" :'D

  • press 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 or 9. they all say no =)

  • Yes!

  • ROFLMAO

  • no.avi

  • i've only seen Sten smile once in the entire game

  • @ShadowVampireFTW A historic moment for all of Thedas :')

  • Ho shittt I was expecting ENCHANTMENT!!!

  • That was deep...

  • press 6

  • 0:02 Best part.

  • Woah Sten was unusually warm in this clip. Must have given him a cookie or something.

  • .......................why not?

    

  • noooo its just no..... :-}

    

  • Good job Sten.

  • I love Sten

  • An amazing performance by Sten! The tone of his voice made that single word come out like a flower blossoming in the spring; brings a tear to my eye ;_;.

  • I like there part where he was like "no"

  • @XshadowskaleX I like "there" part too.

  • @Blarghurface LOL pwned.

  • WTF no 0:02

  • "So, Sten, is this really the most moving dialogue in the game?"

  • And here I thought it was going to be one of Stens coolest bits of dialogue. Then, that happened.

  • Oh my god! the way he said that! that's so poetic!

  • @alturius4 No.

  • plap jiggle jostle licker

  • yup.

  • much better than my psychologist

  • i cant breathe!

  • "Sten is sooooo vocal"

  • @loceelen That's what your mom said...last night...in bed...

    I'm sorry, was that rude? The thought just came up. I mean no disrespect. I'm...shutting up now...

  • no. i love sten 2 bad i have 2 kill sten in da2 o wait i kill sten's not that sten i hope.

  • @99yohman He reveals in party banter with Zevran that Sten isn't his actual name, it's just a title. Have you noticed that most of the quanari in DA2 are named Ashaad? Quanari are given numbers like a SIN to indentidy themselves with.

  • @McRighty i hate zevran outside the camp so i didnt know sry. in da2 thier ashaad(infantry), sten(Lieutenants), and i forget the spear thrower names are.(archer). if any1 says tal-volshof. thier not quniars any more quniars are of the qun

  • @99yohman wtf? Learn to fucking type dumbass.

  • @bccr13 im hurt i like im goin 2 kill myself. bcuz u said that:( i really dont care what u think. so go tell ur mom pull out the strap-on and tell her 2 fuck u in the ass again.

  • Well I personally loved it.

  • I base my life off this

  • This cured my Cancer.

  • No.

  • That made me laugh out loud.

    But I did suspect something when is saw that the length of this video was only 3 seconds long.

  • Sten is quite the orator.

  • @demonhoopa If we had him in office, he could turn this country around.

  • Warden: NO?

    Sten: NO!

    Warden: No?

    Sten: NO!

    Warden: this... maybe a long one...

  • Now I can truly go on with my life, that was magical!

  • Imagine this, every time Your talking to a character, all of a sudden, Sten pops in for a second, and says NO, pops back out

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  • lol

  • Vader: Sten, I AM YOUR FATHER.

    Sten: No.

    Vader: Come to the darkside!

    Sten: No.

    Vader: We have cookies....?

    Sten: No.

    Caroll: Ooh! Cookies!

  • Negative Sten is Negative.

  • seriously? that- that's all you've got? you've wasted 3 seconds of my time

  • @aaron75fy No.

  • @Ashleytb STOP WASTING MY TIME AND GO AWAY

  • @aaron75fy NO

  • @Ze6174 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PISS ME OFF? BEAR IN MIND THE EASY ACCESS TO ANY WEAPON I HAVE AT MY DISPOSAL! DO THE SMART THING AND FUCK OFF

  • @aaron75fy No.

    I like this, this is fun.

  • @sethnet1022 well enjoy it on your own troll, i am now blocking you for my own sanity

  • @aaron75fy No

  • @S0URCH33KS how many of you dick want to be blocked THIS IS NOT FUN FOR ME

  • @aaron75fy No

  • @aaron75fy No

  • @aaron75fy No

  • @aaron75fy No?

  • @Ashleytb Thank you! Thank you so much. I laughed my ass off.

  • @Ashleytb

    lol epic XD

  • @Ashleytb Can an ex-Tevinter human blood mage join the Qun, without getting his tongue cut out; lips sown shut, giant chains placed on his shoulders, or have to ware a collar?

  • @Ashleytb ha!

  • @Ashleytb that is ALOT of thumbs up...

  • @pianopro9 Was that funny?

    No.

  • @aaron75fy no

    

  • That is just so moving...truly LOL

  • ok i admit i laughed XD

  • STEN IS ENGINEER

  • Warden : Sten , want a cookie ?

    Sten: No

    Warden : Sten , want to kill something ?

    Sten : No

    Warden : Sten , want to watch Batman and Robin ?

    Sten : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Is somebody cutting onions nearby....?

  • This is true poetry, Shakespeare can suck it.

  • Sten is just like Ralph with his "No".

  • @Boobr who the hell is Ralph???

  • @cerberuscore7 Ralph Pootawn, check it in google.

  • Warden: Sten, can I ask you a- Sten: No. Warden: Aww come on, just a little- Sten: No. *five minutes later* Warden: Hey Sten! I- Sten: No. Warden: -Was wondering if you- Sten: No. Warden: -Wanted some cookies? Sten: No- Wait, what? Warden: Oh, that's a shame... Ah well, more for me and Leliana! Sten: ..... The little bread cakes... Are a lie.
  • LOL

  • I like the part where Sten says, "No."

  • I have some questi-

    No.

  • I admit:

    I giggled.

  • @axelnemeth i didn't giggled but i did laugh my ass off

  • we got a oskar winner!!!

  • JESUS CHRIST, DOESN'T HE EVER SHUT UP???

  • Computer says "No"

  • lol ........No.

  • Mario approves: +8