In a Field

[SpaceAndrew]

Dude, is this Oregon?

[HippieMom69]

probably the gap.

[runningincircles13]

The Little Rascals reference was greatly appreciated

[iChinnette]

I totally missed the part where you said it was a dream and I thought it was real. I was confused.

[bumblebeeleanne]

uhmmmm............question? can i have your baby?

[lemunonlyme]

my favorite corny joke is:

what did the mother buffalo say to her son when he left for school?

"Bye, son."

.

.

.

.

it's like bison.

[newzealanad]

you look like bo burnham

[TheVirginalWay]

ahahaha monty python flying circus :D i appreciated that. i was kinda expecting you to say "it's"...

[PYROSF]

PacSun might have some jeans....

[SuperTastyCakes]

I love oregon. Such a great place. If you ever go up to mount Hood, Like right when get off there is this place called calamity janes and they hav the best and weirdest burgers ever. They have chocolate and marshmellow burgers.

[mesembryanthemum]

Great scenery. Check out Amazon for the jeans!

[Wynteress]

how was that a joke? lol.

[Theserashow]

I too, love oregon, One day I will move back from texas! :)

Um, Idk were to buy lanky cloths? try the internet? haha

[jhaas32221]

That is an amazing view. You're lucky to have such nice scenery.

[irishleeanne]

hoekstrabra stole from South Park

Niceeeeeee

Amused me as i said it litterly two minutes before i started to read these comments

aww the power of television...

i really am a sad individual

lol not really... nope wait i am...

[hoekstrabra]

BOB: do you like fishsticks?

STEVE:yes

BOB:do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?

STEVE:yes

BOB:your a gay fish!!!

[SophieLeaves]

I like your hoodie. A LOT.

[MarchHatterofWoe]

I heard the pant size of 32x36 and I got worried. Thats lanky.

I am only a 30x32...

[MissMonnieJ]

Alfalfa! Love IT!

How Was The Soup lol

[SparklyDoom]

you know i just had to type in a letter code thing..

and it said 'sneeses'

LOL

love this video. the scenery is so pretty!

lol alfalfa

[buddyelfin]

its a stupid joke but i laugh every time..

two muffins are sitting in a oven, one oven says, "man it's hot", the other muffin yells, " holy f&%k a talking muffin!"

hehe =]

[llamagamer]

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[AshTBug]

i love your sweater!! haha...hi :)

[musicgirl999]

What is Peter Pans favorite restaraunt?

lol

[yennster57]

LOL my first thought when I saw the beginning of this video was,

"Run Forrest Runnnnnn!" xD xD xD

[lila4u13]

you look like zac effron in this video, haha.

[DORKEDxB]

eat soup?

O:

[YourAverageAdam]

yeah man.  it was AWESOME.

[melalah]

So I love that you did this outside. Be harder to do that now with all the rain! I like the idea of cars passing and wondering what on earth you are doing as well, it makes me giggle.

Nice change, I'd say do more outside but I can always step outside for beautiful oregon happies! However I guess not everyone could be so lucky...

[PickledPython]

lankiness is indeed annoying when buying pants. At least you have two stores you can buy from. I only have one... that I've discovered. But I haven't tried everywhere because I hate shopping. They only sell girl stuff, though, so I can't help you.

[theatrechicks101]

your mum <-- that was my joke

btw ur gorgeous <3

[MmhmAspen]

I live in Oregon.<3

I enjoy it.(:

[yogabba2296]

alfalfa!

lol

:)

i

[yogabba2296]

i dont like wind either...

lol:)

it messes up my hair...

>:(

haha

[thehalesandthemells]

adam, i'm lanky.

but i'm a chick.

i get my clothes at rue21.

they have some guy stuff.

[StevieInMotion]

Profound dream! : )

[malarayofsunshine]

i love oregon, too. i'm coming back soon. <3

[Toygerzrock]

*Subscribes*

[AleeaLunachi]

*****JOKE***** (riddle) DJ walks dwn stairs Asks mom "wheres my breakfast" mom says "do your chores 1st" so he is mad and gos outside to do his chores so he gos to feed the pig, then he kicks it. gos to feed the cow, kicks the cow gos to feed the chickens, kicks the dhickens then gos inside 7 mom gives him dry cereal. Dj asks 'wheres my milk, bacon & eggs' mom says 'kick the cow, u get no milk. kick the pig u get no bacon. kick the chicken u get no eggs.' then hungover dad comes...

[AleeaLunachi]

...downstairs & kicks the cat.

then DJ says to his mom "should i tell him or should you"

get it?

message me if you don't.

[Y4ZZZ]

i dont get it :(

[emilz0r]

Cause cats produces pussy, me e e e e e e

[Y4ZZZ]

Does it have anything to do with your poorly written sentences? Like a riddle in a riddle? For example you said "then gos inside 7 mom gives him dry cereal." You included the number Seven in your sentence for no reason and it is not really a grammatically correct sentence. Is the riddle that this joke makes no sense?

[AleeaLunachi]

the reason its spelled so bad is because i had limited characters, and typing properly takes up a lot of room.

(btw, i'll post the anwser in your comment

on your profile.)

[JasmineLuvsLyfe]

i luv oregon too =D

oh, my favio.. joke is one i heard recently:

KNOCK KNOCK!

[who's there]

NOBODY!

[nobody who??]

uhm.. that was the joke. =D P.s. i <3 u adam! [and you should check out pacSun for jeans =) they're comfy..]

[mikeypython67]

levis they have everything dude

[demha03]

32-36??? holy cow you must b like, 6 ft.!!

[Ghost77Riders]

Are you for real? Ok, I believe you! Thanks! GR77 of Alberta  Canada

[HannahBananaGal]

and says well dad..i lerned potentially were sitting on 6000 dollars,,, realistically wer living with to sluts and a queer.

[HannahBananaGal]

a lil kid gos up 2 his dad an asks "dad, wats the diff betwen potential and reality?" so his dad says wel go ask ur bro, your sis,an u mother if theyd sleep w/ brad pit an com bak an tel me wat u lerned." so the lil kid gos up 2 his mom an asks "wud u sleep wit brad pit?" an she says "yea deff, we cud use the money" so the kid gos and asks his sister, she says " o ya hes a hoti! + we cud use the money." the kid then goes and asks his bro. he said "yea! we cud use the mony" so the kid gos back up

[HannahBananaGal]

why can't women drive? thers no room between the bedroom and the kitchen.

what do u call a bunch of white ppl running down a hill? avalanch. what do u call a bunch of mexicans? mudslide. A bunch of black ppl? jailbreak! HAHA

[cheerdiva14]

alfalfa.. xD

[lovegod411]

i never heard of a sad joke before....oh yeah whenever i hear a blond one...

umm...

you know whats worse than a baby in a trash can...

a trash can in a baby....

gross image in my head uhh..

[MoarMeagan]

That field and the one large evergreen behind you reminds me of a local orchard here in Connecticut.

[Lunestoria]

Pretty. =o

Why was the blonde proud of herself when she finished a puzzle in six months?

Because the box said 3-5 years.

[lovegod411]

i know that was a joke and all but people shouldn't make jokes about someone just because of their hair color.......

[zapme0]

I WANT YOUR HOODY!!!!!!!!

[awesomenick144]

GO TO EXPRESS.

GREAT JEANS.

[pallas1957]

Porn Is A Video Game Too. . . JUST A DIFFERENT JOYSTICK.

[lovegod411]

dude no.....no

[HAWeAreSoLastYear]

so there are these 2 muffins in the oven.

one muffin turns to the other and says

"wow it sure is hot in here!"

the other one just stares then screams

"AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"

i love that one ^_^

[blondevampires123]

lmao i started cracking up when you said "im not going anywhere until you tip me over" xD idk why, that was just completely hilarious :D

[mustacheman95]

Whats an Owls favorite subject

OWL-gebra

[lovegod411]

what is a freshmans worst subject in lg?

albrega

no joke everyone i know has bellow a 69 in there...one person has a 24

[brookesomething]

a blind man walks into a restraunt and says i got a joke, everyone turns and he says there was this blonde.... and the waiter says. Sir before you say this joke just so you know.. im blonde.. the chef is blonde.. there is a 250 pound professional wrestler beside you who is blonde and body builder who is blonde and the blind man says ahhh never mind i dont want to have to tell it six times.

hahaha xD

[leslieistall]

whats the differance between an over coat and a bucket of dead babies.

i dont have an overcoat in my closet

[RandomMimi]

two ducks are walking down a road and one duck turns to the other and says 'quack' and the other duck goes  'i was going to say that!' haha! i luv dat joke!

great video! x

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

Oregon reminds me of New Zealand

[awesomehiphopdancer]

haha. i love ur videos. "hey pal". that was great. i love the end when ur like, "isn't this pretty?" god, so funny it made me laugh and i enjoy laughing. i think ur trying to go for some laughter here so thats always a plus.

[liljessboboy]

That IS a nice view! I LIKE IT! Have you tried Anchor Blue? They have nice pants there. I didn't notice if they had your size but I'm pretty sure they do.

[JamesJacobelli]

It seems very fresh out there.

[eleanorhelenakwan]

wow. no snow in oregon.

you are lucky adam.

and you only wear fleece out.

[SchatTreasure]

I thought omg is he wearing purple lol :D <3 purple adam

[lucysaysrelax]

im a girl and find it hard to find 36" jeans/trousers aswell, i buy all my trousers at the same shops.

what type of bee makes milk?

boo-bee (:

[AnecdotesofMe]

the doctor calls and says

i have some bad news and i have some really bad news which you you want to hear first?

the guys says the bad news

the doctor says you only have 24 hours to live.

then the guys asks what they really bad news could possibly be?

the doctor says i forgot to call you yesterday.

[rachelray234]

haha at first i didn't hear you say you were talking about a dream. i was thinking, noo this guy is lying his ass off about flipping over a van.

[sucklava]

West49

[dpsnodgrass1215]

you remind me of the guy from that 70's show. Eric. yeah...but i'm not saying you're nerdy or anything. just...i dont know.

dang do you really need 32x36 jeans?

I wear 30x32, and i figured out to never buy jeans from aeropostale. they make the legs really long, and the top part of the jeans are all just kinda squished together. the distance from the button to the bottom of the crotch is very short...which is highly uncomfortable.

in short: don't buy aero jeans

[chrisontv88]

I have no idea where to get jeans. I think I need about the same as yours, maybe a little shorter.

[RosemarieMilan]

whaha filming in the field is AWESOME!!

and about the jeans thing..well im in holland so i dont rly know but i get all my jeans(and my friends as well) in lil shops or H&M i think u have that down there as well..^^

anyway gl..

xoxo Rosemarie

[zomgcaitlin]

I think I know exactly where you are?

Boy, that sounded creepy.

Ah, Oregon.

Your brother is one of my favorite 7th graders. :)

You're one of my favorite 'tubers. :)

Woo.

[HenhousetheRed]

Get your jeans tailored, or get fatter. One of those options is less expensive than the other.

I like the pencil joke... or trick. Or whatever.

[EGirl12]

" and now im going to go home and eat some soup" lmao

[Clementine467]

Oregon is amazing.

No doubt

[chocolatecherry22]

you remind me of erik from that 70s show

[vivalacassie]

oregon?

isnt it cold there?

and the view was awesome in this vlog.

dont worry about the wind noise.

i barely noticed once you started talking.

=]

[Marajhanel]

..i lke you

[doodl3bugg13]

I like you.

Not in a stalkerish way.

Lanky guys are the bestest.

[Annerbananerss]

Oregon is the bestest. <3

[Citychick411]

i dont get the joke... if the docter told him he couldnt walk then y did the kid walk in??

[desirousiris]

I have a joke about ducks but it's inappropriate in front of the youtube kiddies. I'll tell you on messenger.

[desirousiris]

Can I steal your field? And your weather? AND YOUR SWEATSHIRT? My favorite color on your chest right there, sonny. (:

I didn't get the joke. Does that make me a horribly reatrded human?

I HAD A CAR DREAM TOO! And I have a dream dictionary, so it told me what my head was saying:

"You are not in control of your life if you crash. If someone crashes into you, though, someone ELSE is making your life run the way they want it to and controlling it." So yeah.

[spectrem]

32 by 36? I thought it was hard finding 32 by 34...

[mmmmichaela]

Ahaha, Alfalfa.

I definitely enjoyed the field background, I love fields.

I had a dream about scooping out vanilla pudding from snack packs with my hands onto a wall unit in front of my English class.

[Jackcouldcanyou]

i buy jeans from TOPMAN, but im only 6"2, so i might not help

[MusicFromBlueSkies]

Anti jokes are pretty awesome.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

[emilylee4]

the mathematician stayed in hell.

The scientist asks the devil the hardest science problem he knows of, & the devil answered it correctly, also. He stayed in hell.

The 3rd guy asks for a chair.

In the chair, he drilled seven holes on the seat.

He sat on the seat and farted.

He asks the devil which hole he farted out of.

The devil said- the third one down, 2nd across.

No, my butt hole! The 3rd man went to heaven.

[emilylee4]

heres a long one-

3 guys die.. a mathematician, a scientist, and a guy that doesn't know anything.

instead of goin to heaven, they go to hell. they're confused & ask the devil y they didn't go to heaven.

The devil says theres only room in heaven for 1 more person, so the devil made up a contest to c who gets to go to heaven.

His contest was- whoever outsmarts him gets to go to heaven.

The mathematician asks him the hardest math problem he could think of, & the devil answered it correctly.

[emilylee4]

why did the fish flunk school?

..because he was below C level!

:)))

[kthankxbye]

Is that Corvallis?.god I hate Corvallis.

[BethOnTop]

i like that field haha.

and i think you should tell me something this exciting on skype! :D

jokes make me laugh when there is a big build up and its like..umm noo haha

i dont know any jokes.. yes, i am lame haha xxx

[llydiaa23]

ADAM! make a video about how much you love this joke:

did you hear about the native american who drank ten gallons of tea?

no...

he died that night in his tea pee/teepee.

hahahah you loveee it!

i like it when you film in fields (:

[EmileyxSmiley]

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set?

Neither did she.

[willowpuff]

Why do I find you so attractive?

[LilMissKoriJay]

what do ya call a mexican that has lost his car??

Carlos!!!

what do mexicans have under their carpets??

UNDERLAY UNDERLAY UNDERLAY!!!

why did the orange stop rolling??

Coz it ran out of juice!!!

loved tht vid btw :)

it was a nice view like :D

xox

[alexismaetaylor]

the field is beautiful :)

why did the woman cross the road ?

who cares .

the real question is, why was the out of the kitchen ?!

donno . bad joke .

my friend told it to me lol .

[crazysockpuppet]

i liked your dream about the car accident. i got in a car accident on the same day you uploaded this video. i almost died.

[rjaco9]

I love the people that are like:

'I don't get it'

Coz there is nothing to get lol.

My Favourite Joke:

What's black and white and has wheels?

A zebra, I lied about the wheels :D

HAAH!

[awesomearra]

A baby seal walks into a club. LOL.

[jazeeboob]

how do you know a bin is filled with toadstools?!

coz there's not mushroom inside

hhahahahahHAHAHAHHhhahaha

[andgambl]

How do you catch a squirrel?

Clib up a tree and act like a nut!! HAHA

Thank you Laffy Taffy!

bout the jeans, AE and Old Navy are my only two sources as well....Good luck!

[jestes12354]

i get jeans from XL men big and tall, but i live in Tennessee, so it may not be up there in oregon

[shecaptain]

I love Oregon too! I live in the valley though, so I can't see mountains on a daily basis.

[dokoden]

i get my jeans at primo surf. sorry only in guam and hawaii.

[PianosSayLa]

I love pacsun's jeans. they have loads.

[whotookourscreenname]

i didnt get the joke...

[TheRyanChannelll]

Pac Sun!!! best store ever!!!

i know for a fact they have 32 x 36. their smallest is like 29 x 32 or something like that.

very expensive tho =/

[WowKablamo]

Oregonnn (:

You can see Mt. Hood from my driveway

[jackiecas1]

try pacsun, i work there, pretty sure we have em

[Novelistintraining]

my fav joke is......I had a cat named Kinsy. Whose fleece was orange as a pumpking. She met a cat named pumpsy on halloween and became pumkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok, that was a bad joke, becasue i made it on the spot and its more of a riddle. but, my real fav joke is REALLLY long.

[alt0esc]

what does a homosexual horse eat?

....HEYY!!

...oh no.

[ndiadiaz]

beatles shirt. X]

[wizart49]

nice mountain.love the outdoors. can't wait till spring.

[lov3rnotafight3r]

Maaan it's so pretty out there :)

I wish it were warm in MI...

I think there're guy jeans at Aeropostale.

Why did the math teacher get pulled aside at the airport?

He was carrying instuments of math instruction

[say it to yourself if you don't get it]

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You'd run away too if your name was AOETIDAO

That was an awful one.

kthnxbai.

[DCP1014]

adammm its gorgeous in oregonn!!

[click637]

lmao, nice vid i get my jeans at alot of spots try

Randy River

Aeropostale

West 49

Bluenotes

Boathouse

Roots

and if worse comes to worse Sears :P

hope i helped you

[annaj53101]

I might move to oregon :)

its pretty much the same as washington though.

[XxDawlishxX]

Adam adam adam adam

yupppppp cool videozz

Definitly cool setting =D

dreams; four peopple told me they had dreams about me today and explained them in great detail. it was wierd.. that never really happened to me before. lol how about you?

[Nysiphunk]

your the 1 size bigger than me and if you have a lucky brand store anywhere near you thats where you go

[alaninnh]

Adam, I've always thought of you as being outstanding in your field and today you proved it. Why is there no snow where you are?

[DavidArchuletaLove28]

I don't get the joke either. oh and btw, you look good in purple :D

[Carlycool44]

Adam, I now love you again

[viewer1675]

i feel your pain...my legs are short so i have a hard time buying jeans..

i didnt get the joke.

[0hlucy]

oh heres another.its a joke that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. all you say is.there were 3 elephants sitting in a bathtub. the elephant in the back asks the one in the front to pass the soap when the one in the front says "what do i look like a type writer!"and then all your friends laugh cause they know it doesn't make sense, but the few people that don't know that its not suppose to make sense will have a dumb look on their face and laugh acting like they get it, when they don't.

[critique89]

ahaha my parents used to tell us that joke all the time but its penguins instead of elephants

[mmmmichaela]

No, it's frogs!

Two frogs are sitting in a tub.

One frog looks at the other frog and says, "Can you pass the soap?"

And then the other frog says, "What am I, a telephone?"

I actually thought it was funny.

[Greenteabook]

I love Oregon too! You were lucky to not have any rain, it was pouring last night down here.

[0hlucy]

what are the two hottest animals in a barn?

brownchicken brown cow!

bam.

yes.

you are quite funny.

[skaivey]

Favorite joke : What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Answer to favorite joke: Rrrrrruberto.

Nice, eh? Also, I like you. you're a cool cat.

[letsmakevideosnow]

k so one day a mom was baking a cake for her daughter's 9th birthday. and she ran out of milk, so she left to get milk at the grocery store, and when she came back,

she finished baking a very yummy cake.

favourite part: 3:28 - 3:30

ahhaHAHAHaha, ohh love it

[percia662]

dude go to lucky! or any store that sells lukcy. they have like every size in the world. im a girl, but i think my brother is the same size as you and he always has to get extra long from lucky and he likes them.. so go there

[DoubleDareLike]

I love Oregon too - wish I had stayed there. 32 X 36 - wow you are very lankey and nice - love your videos. ( :

[Carlyyz]

I've been on that freakin' mountain!

And vlogging outside.. is hard.

[floxc1]

Umm... I don't get the joke.

[kleefy]

if your uncle jack helps you off an elephant

would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

[YouTookMyCookie]

ooh i love the scenery :] and weird dream.. lol

here's one my friend tells me all the time:

knock knock

who's there

interrupting cow

interrupting cow wh...

MOO. (you have to interrupt them with the mooing) haha. yeah.

[DeadPuppyVlogs]

Why did the *insert critter smaller than a chicken here because I forgot what animal it's actually supposed to be*?

Because it was STAPLED to the chicken!!!! HAHAHAHA THAT'S A KNEE-SLAPPER!!!!!

[JULIAtalk]

although im a girl lank i feel your pain.

theres actually a lot of good brands at kohls, even some levis. but i mean the only place that fits me PERFECTLY are delias jeans but i dont think you're willing to wear low rise skinny jeans... haha

[loser2old4utube]

Good video Adam. Nice countryside.

I suppose you could be said to be

" outstanding in your own field".

Lame....I know...but you started it.

[studentdotcom]

I think the solution to your jeans problem is to become fat like most other Americans. Then you'll have no problem finding jeans in your size.

[conorthompson89]

What's brown and sticky?

...A stick!

P.S I get my jeans at Blue Notes, I'm not sure if you have Blue Notes in the US. Love the mountain.

[ThomasIsTired]

32-36...everywhere?

The mountain was nice!

didn't get your joke...

[abigailishere]

oh silly adam.

what a beautiful, yet noisey, video.

[skiesforshining]

hey pal 8D

we had these little cakes that have toy babies inside them in french class

so we had baby jokes

why are babies easier to unload out of a truck than bricks?

because you can use a pitch fork to get them out.

whats worse than a baby eating its way out of a pile of babies?

going back for seconds

poor little chillins

[Ohmigawd14]

DudeI have just the opposite problem!

My legs are super short! So it's hard to find jeans for me too!

And I love your puple hoodie, you look quite amazing :)

P.s. I don't get your joke..

And sorry I don't have any good jokes:(

[JackieLynn1215]

"That;s pretty. Isn't this a nice place. I love Oregon" lol

O i love u Adam. You make me laugh.

[MissLaci17]

yes it is pretty.

very lame joke after you think about it but...

there's two muffins in an oven...

the first muffin says: damn it's hot in here

the secong muffin goes: Holy shit a talkin muffin

[DrFortunecookie]

you and your 32-36... im 32.34...

[MusicCrazy2452]

Yay for mountains 8D

[najproductions37]

kmart sales 32-36 jeans

[miichii940730]

woah!

today one of my friends wore the exact same sweater but in blue

american eaagle right?

[jessbelle00]

All my fields have like two feet of snow in them.

Damn.

[aubsworthh]

way to be adam, in a field

i had laffy taffys in my creative writing class today. so we did laffy taffy jokes.

what did one casket say to the other?

-are you coffin?

ahhaaa. i love those jokes

so lame its funny

[NaturallyAlex]

yay purple hoodie!

<3

[RueMyView]

Is it cold down there adam?

[LaLaLaAllDayLong]

yes it is very pretty :)

and i think you look good in purple

[Raddestdinoxever]

the background reminded me oh so much of the sound of music. xD

[missjo5ie]

It's funny when you try to be excited because your voice if so monotone. And also your facial expressions don't really change. But it makes me laugh.

[EddietheBunnyman]

to my knowledge you might be able to get some 32"-36"s at JC Penney, I know they have 32" waist, I'm just not sure how tall they make them but you can special order for the same price as in the store.

(Jeans are a hassle of me too, but because I'm small and stocky so I know they carry a lot of weird sizes at JCP--the brand C7P should help out most)

[punkrockprincess91]

I like your jacket.

[sabres431929]

it is sooo pretty there!

[HannahLubbsMoosic]

ahh i loved it, very nice field :]

i was gonna say that i didn't get the joke but then read the description...

one of my fave jokes has still got to be (because i'm sad like this...)

how do you get pikachu on a bus?

you poke-him-on

*hope for laughter*

x

[lucybabe56]

where was that field? like ur backyard or what? jw

[Nikkirae91]

I'm a girl and thanks to my parents genes, I'm six feet tall. The only place I can get 36 inch inseam is at American Eagle...

[HannahLubbsMoosic]

totally understand, well kind of, i'm also a girl and thanks to my parents genes i'm 5'8... not quite the same i know but yes... :]

[Nikkirae91]

PURPLE, love you!

[CrayolaaWonderr]

that is the sexiest sweatshirt i've ever seen.

your field is beautiful. lovely mountain. <3

joke:

what did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little w(h)ine.

^^ i one a prize on the radio for saying that joke when I was five years old. (: