Cook with pyro

[MegaIhateit]

bububut...pyro would light the watermelon on fire...

[macbeaniewhip]

fart BOOM!

[zenkalt]

Where's the "Kiss the cook" apron?

[mngamer2010]

a knife? shouldnt the pyro use an axe?

[Retr0Master]

what was step 2 again?

[zawsom]

Thumbs up if you heard that pyro is a spy :D

[thunderBOOM23]

instructions to make an incinerate fruit

1.grab a fruit

2.burn it

3.burn it some more

4.burn it even more!

5.Burn it MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREE­E!!!!

6.eat it so u get burning brain >:D

[BaronPAWNCH]

@thunderBOOM23 Aka CANCER

[thunderBOOM23]

@BaronPAWNCH hey, i dont like what ur incinerating >:/

[exelentdude]

Nice animation, what did you use?

[marianhak]

@exelentdude hmm, a pyro, a melon, a knife, a bomb and medic's hand.

[exelentdude]

@marianhak I ment what did you use to animate the ragdolls and the other objects?

H.A.T. StopMotion, Motion recorder, 3ds max animator, SFM. etc. etc. etc

(Im planning to be a gmodder :D )

[marianhak]

@exelentdude My electronic device known as PC.

[exelentdude]

@marianhak .....Y'know what. Nevermind....

[Tonyrockwalker]

@marianhak Lol master troll.



[Rio5232]

@marianhak

dude youre hilarious

[JuhisXDDDDDD]

@exelentdude he used 3ds max

[DooManiak3818]

@exelentdude He used 3ds max

[Famzotskie]

Swedish Cook, much?

[dominyks]

Wait, shouldn't the knife cut the bomb in half too?..

[marianhak]

@dominyks In the past 2 years while this video is on youtube, you are the first who notice it. Congratz.

[marianhak]

@dominyks In the past 2 years while this video is on youtube, you are the first who notice it. Congratz.

[dominyks]

@marianhak Yayy.. So, do I get a prize or something...

[marianhak]

@dominyks Sorry, I don't have nothing prizeable.

[dominyks]

@marianhak Oh well, the fact that i noticed something that about 377000 people didn't should be a prize itself.

[Bekkaku]

@dominyks You get a watermelon. That may or may not have a sticky inside.

[TheDarklolman]

Pyro is dead,not big surprise.

[MrSamuel745]

:O So the pyro really is a girl!

[zcaudill1]

0:11 "aim for the head"

[TheGorrack]

haha cock with pyro lolololol

[RedSpyAsBluSpy]

cock with pyro XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[obystrength]

o god im in the weird part of youtube again ugh!

[Therandomkid44]

I thought he was going to burn the watermelon.....

[spartan132]

On next weeks episode... Cooking with Scorpion!

[zammer990]

Cock with Kenny?

[nico641]

Why would you cook a watermelon?

[kombatkamote13]

Internet ! Thanks for the help - MMPH !

[sillyimpling]

the pyro knows that the flamethrower has a compression blast right?

[AYZA33]

what the fuck is he saying ? HEEEEELP NOOOW !!

[GiratinaofFury]

A bomb inside the melon? I'm more worried about what's on the knife he's cutting it with, that was in the medic's hand. Then again, that's just me being worried about health and safety.

[zzeeskss]

Cock with pyro? 0.o

[Dareckxl1]

LOL cock with pyro ●ᴥ●

[L4dChipninja]

lol random

[UvebeenTreyarched]

Lol i was expecting the Demoman since i saw the watermelon

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1963]

If you used Source SDK, please tell me how!

[WhiteBlueWalker]

cock with pyro?

[marianhak]

@WhiteBlueWalker ?

[MrAmPm]

@marianhak Ozi, he doesn't get the joke, or he's german

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@marianhak Pyro is woman. People prefer to cock with women. So yeah.

[ReptileofRage]

@nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 Pyro ain't no women.

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@ReptileofRage It's been rumored. Y U NO LISTEN TO COMMUNITY? ...Yeah I hate the community too actually.

[Sve567]

@WhiteBlueWalker I loled my ass off xDDD

[whatintheworld91]

@WhiteBlueWalker He shoulda used his flamethrower

[Bekkaku]

@WhiteBlueWalker Gotta waterproof that suit somehow.

[rofflvideo]

@WhiteBlueWalker Cock in Pyro?

[TheBrasil533]

Press 8 For the Best Part hahaha

[MrKillJoy200]

Hurrdahhh Hurrdahh Hah...

[ThePrayingMantis08]

You should have readded the "I Did not... Make this in GMOD"

[drake108100]

wow, now i know where intellegent heavy threw the bomb

[HappyDangleProducts]

cant.... stop... watching... these... videos....

[Eliasyo15]

lolol cock with pyro :PP

[lolPolkabud]

this is so funny i died laughing omg lolllololololololololol olololololol i hate jews

[GRiZLOC]

deze video is grapig

[MrJuurus]

MELON IS SPY!

[TheDodongoBomber]

Of course the only black class would do anything to protect his melons!!

[IHateHelicopters101]

@TheDodongoBomber Yeah, the Demoman is also black, and the Pyro isn't officially black, only the mask he wears.

[Vitekdude]

Cock with pyro

[MineCraftDerpityDerp]

Yes I am watching this in 2011

No I'm not going to press any numbers on my keyboard

No I'm not going to thumbs up your comment

No I don't care what's wrong with 291 people

No I don't care about you 'raping' a button

No I was not sent here by someone else

No I will not press F13 on a wndows computer. Do you really think I'm that stupid?

No I will not be kissed on the nearest possible Friday of my life. I will not copy and paste this to 5 different videos in 143 minutes

[xsakamotox1]

lol heavy planted mine inside the melon XD

[marianhak]

@xsakamotox1 Watch yourself, you can start shitstorm with this comment.

[GooBoy1747]

@marianhak shitstorm?

[speed200arti]

@xsakamotox1 Heavy?It was Demoman

[200KID]

@xsakamotox1 Fyi it was demoman.

[drake108100]

@xsakamotox1 no demoman did

[randomness26778]

@xsakamotox1

shitsorm deploying in 3..2..1

ITS NOT A FUCKINGASSSEX HEAVY ITS A DRUNK BLACK CYCLOPS SCOTTSMAN

but you cannot blame him he is drunk

[medusabug]

DON'T TOUCH THE ANGRY MELON

[Mats900ie]

i know the first thing that he sayd: hello citizens

[nicksm64]

Pyro isnt a girl. He is just a gay guy! DUH!

[lolandrew12]

@nicksm64 no valve said pyro is a girl

[Taj2coolIsBack]

@lolandrew12

valve calls pyro both girl and guy. I believe the pyro is a guy consider that he has a male voice.

[nicksm64]

@lolandrew12

Thats because Valve likes to play around with us. We dont know if pyro is a he or she. YET!

[666Tomato666]

@nicksm64 Yeah, because referring to her as "she" in game menus isn't enough...

[noobkillingninja100]

@lolandrew12 the makers of tf2 did not say that.

the COMMUNITY of tf2 said it (thought about it)

[trollfic]

Finally. Some logic.

Women in the Kitchen.

[chipmunk9998]

hi

[gunnerz0110]

-by demoman

XD

[PS3GamingMaster]

Demoman wanted his watermelon X)

[THEgrandPOOPbah]

Of corse the Pyro is a good cook cause Pyro is a woman!!!

[atarturk]

@THEgrandPOOPbah Pyro is probably so burned nobody can tell what it's sex is

[misturcheef]

158 people actually planned the sabotage of this show

[ShakeyD100]

Some bombs are shit activated... DON'T EVEN FART NEAR THEM!!!

[rockntroopen]

8 thats it

[malissimofilms10]

Good vídeo XDD

[808prowler]

ok so 1. shake hand off knife 2. cut watermelon 3.hermit crab shell in watermelon 4. optical mask fart 5. boom thumbs up if you agree

[808prowler]

WTF ????!!!!!!! somone tell me what just happened

[XYproductionSVK]

The pyro is very creepy, dunno why O.o

[THELASTREDMAGE]

This week on cooking with Pyro.

Learn about BURNING!

Tenderizing.

BURNING!!

Cake decorating

And BURNING!!

[sezani]

@THELASTREDMAGE Cooking with Scorpion reference?

[THELASTREDMAGE]

@sezani Yeah

[Sve567]

@THELASTREDMAGE Nice MK reference :D

[armorgamsees]

I thought pyro was gonna just set the camera man on fire or cremate teh food :O

[snowball4u1]

That medic was part of his lasagna recipe..

[calendarul2008]

0:29 Optical Mask?

[acau77]

Heres what I expected:

Now heat to 100000 degress for 2 seconds.

and...

MMMPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM!­!!!

[sonicfangamer2]

TRANSLATION:

Welcome to Cook with pyro!

The show where we make food excellent as easy as 1 2!

Let's prepare a salad!

Where's that melon... ah.

uh....

nothing!

CUT! CUT! CUT!

There!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT­?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

[lucalima99]

Category:games...



[Sly88Frye]

That was quite funny! Nice video.

[ipadize]

but that is not cooking dude...

[angelonebros2]

Wanna know the real secret to cooking? Use pyro's flamethrower

[Andres33AU]

I love the part where he pulls out the knife stuck to the enemy medic's hand.

Hey.... hey!!

[marianhak]

@TheNORSEJ Right answer! You won new car*!

*(the prize is digital, not physical copy, so you can download your car anywhere you are)

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[Steudl4]

they're goin te have te gloo yo back t'gether. IN HELL!

[Jalonen52]

0:11 Saatanan saatana!

[TheMcSaf]

Trololololol

[AvitalzCartoonz]

Pyro; the Kenny of TF2 :D

[Theminecrafter30001]

WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[Crztalin3]

That lip syncing..... it's perfect!

[djbro26]

@Crztalin3 lol jahz

[mrdumbass00c]

my flamethrower s name is cooker

[SHOGUN4252]

hahah funny viedo

[Minecraft500BR]

c0:00k with pyr0:00

[DaVince21]

This strongly reminds me of the Swedish chef.

[cjsulit324]

THUMBS UP IF YOU SAW COCK WITH PYRO

[pangolin97]

NOW COOK AT 37-NO 600-NO

900 DEGREES (maniacall pyro laugh"

[SammzProductions]

THAT'S Where the pyro belongs, In the kitchen... >:D (Yes it's sexist.)

[lucaboy64]

Co(c)k with Pyro does it mean :D

[TheGasMasks]

0:08 - Mhmhmphphphmh=That melon is a spy! :D

[yellowdude73]

I AM YELLOW CHEF I WILL COOK YOU

[Pokemanchas]

Stupid dead medic! Get off my knife.

[skyhot005]

COCK WITH PYRO?

[ajpwarrior]

*dont worry pyro it was a sticky jumper ^^*

[ajpwarrior]

dont worry pyro it was a sticy jumper ^^

[MrRoflcopterfromHELL]

I was expecting. "First off, for this recipe you will need 1and a half gallons of nitroglycerin and a kilo of C4. Pour the nitroglycerin into a pot and heat until boiling. Place the C4 in and put the lid on. Enjoy your 7 minute journey to hell."

[MegaMaxvolume]

Press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Not 9 ! Have Fun ^^ XD

[ayeXisXcool]

if u did not made it from gmod where did u made it?

[Gaaraperson]

the funny thing is, i've heard him for so long i can understand that his lines are 'place a dispenser' and 'the soldier's a spy' and the like.

[32145spiderman]

cock with pyro.

[usercemal]

@32145spiderman I came here to write that, and after I found out that somebody has already written it, my hopes vanished into the abyss.

[marianhak]

@usercemal 80% of comments mention cocks, so your hopes went to hell looong time ago.

[usercemal]

@marianhak and here I thought I was the only one who read "Cook" as "Cock".

[32145spiderman]

@usercemal sucker!

[usercemal]

@32145spiderman -.-

[Musikkingofthecookie]

See, bastards. Demoman aint bad!

[0mgrzx]

I thought he was going to fry & burn everything.

[CheckPleez480]

holy crap teh sammich explodeh ☻_☻

[TheProfessorJenkins]

youtube.com/watch?v=cyqw82dEGK­M

[rusty967]

Pause. Press 3. Play for 1 second. U mad brah?

[deathray51]

Cock with the Pyro

(OHSHI)

[IITheMilkyWayII]

But, Will it Blend?

[KaptainSkyrim]

Is not that the watermelon from oblivion

[GLaDOS551]

a cooking pyro...

is better than a babysitting heavy.

[FungnubRoMCraft]

Cock with pyro!

[xe7rut]

whohohohoh hahahaha who hohohohoho.... SEE?

[GaragyVlad]

0:08 That Pyro is a Spy.

SPY!

[Hemaglox]

oh god the beginning title always makes me laugh

[bigfanowarriors]

I would have airblsted it away....

[TheDeathmerc]

well he is wereing a mask right so he wont smell the stink bomb :D

[asianuy1]

I would watch cock with the pyro...

[AhmirRevolution]

translation plz

[Rodsims1]

more i love it :D

[mynameisasheen]

looking delicious..ummm..wish there wer sub titles

[GRaVITY2DX]

lol cock with pyro

[cosmostupid123]

0:08 "The pyro is a spy" "Excellent" "Thanks for the help"

[ruicarl]

At the beggining... Cock with Pyro?

[MBJester1215]

It's like the swedish chef! Eee boof beedoo derp, mmm bork bork bork! Hahaha!

[dpqkkcit199428]

0:15 ahahha

[angelthehedgehog100]

i was waiting for the flamethrower but that works too C=

[ghostie1257]

yeah, couldnt help but notice it said cock with pyro.

[gta4freak666]

i find the description racist

[alessiot99]

Ahahah! Nice fart!!!

[ujiklman20]

glad you didnt use the fireaxe

[LUPIN90]

so cute so untraductoble

[gizald]

He should meet the sweedish chef.

[TheLastHylianTitan]

he puls the knife out of the medic.....ha.

[hi1234929]

Did you make this with Garrys´mod!

[Daywalker727]

My food is never that nice :'(