What's in Yo Bag?

[mindinsolitude]

Oh Joe!!! I can't watch too many of your videos. I fear I may O.D. on your cuteness. LOL

[maroofasr]

i have in my bag some cash, my phone, my ipod, a bit of makeup and the body of my cat.

[ThatWeirdo04]

I, too, have copious amounts of trash in my bag. My bag also has to be big enough to fit several books in it because I always bring my writing journal and the book I'm currently reading with me.

[MissFeefs]

Ri. Veh. Ting.

[sarahelise94]

You make me happy

[dieterstar]

he likes pokemon and shopping :-D we're perfect together

[colettechien]

ill be ur friend!

[readbetweenthelions]

okay, the 'wiping my face/hands with a receipt' thing... I totally do that o.0

[sheaofleaves124]

This was my favorite opening thing

"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn"

...

"I'm dying"

FAVORITE

[FoxyDivaHD]

is she lezbian?

[sheaofleaves124]

@FoxyDivaHD No, she's perfectly straight, by which I mean gay

[roxanney4]

I was drinkin arizona tea during the into and when you said "i'm dying" i spit it out all over my keyboard :(

[FirstStepToForeverx]

You sound like herbert the pervert but i love you<3

[thejbet1218]

That is the longest Taco Bell reciept I've ever seen in my life.

[xx00ninja00xx]

Wats in my bag???  Uhm lanyard string /gimp (think thts wat it's called ) mah fone, pez with a truck form for the dispenser or waterer, uhmmmmmm........ Lipgloss, gum, and iPod touch lol

[xx00ninja00xx]

Omg u sound like shanaynay and I haf the same voice recorder thingy as you lol

[l3lakel2aue]

I love the way you say "trash"

[hkw521125]

I don't leave the house without my GameBoy Color Pokémon Edition (I'm such a loser)

[starrrry311]

voice...of an angel.

[chelse799]

a bunch of condoms..

u never know when u are gonna need them! =]

[Raddeh]

Joe I totally own that D&G scent. Love it!

[Kpatable]

If you really have no friends, then you have succeeded in making this video super relatable to me.

[amairani409]

jajajjaja Again first line got me jajajaj I'm dying

[cassandrahb]

I'm almost pooping myself. I thought I was the only one that carried a green harmonica in my purse :,)

[piratescanbesilly]

In my bag I have a couple sketch books, my pencil case, camera, cell phone, wallet, hair elastics+bobby pins, cell phone, loose change and random snacks. plus whatever else ends up migrating into my bag.

And those water drops on his shirt look nothing like a stain....

[95giugiu]

u remind me of kurt from glee.. but kurt is so much better :)

[8ePiCaLiCe8]

I don't use a purse, BUTI'm pretty specificon where I put everything in my purse-

Front Left Pocket-Keys.

Front Right Pocket-Misc./loose money.

Back Left But Pocket-Phone.

Back Right But Pocket-Wallet.

I have to keep it in that order lol :3

[disney1nickjluvr45]

i learned in my p.e. class that taco bell's "whole seasoned beef" or whatever it is has only 35% beef....i don't wanna know what the rest is

[kkaleankless]

In my bag there is:

•My Argus C3 camera

•Some samples of cologne like Burberry Summer

•Some eyedrops

•My wallet

•And trash

My biology teacher brought up animals not being able to produce offspring because no one likes them. Guess who I thought of! ;)

[JennyJumpingJackx]

You remind me of Eric from that 70's show

[kikimckenzie]

I use the same cologne!

[zc4jt]

Your life's in my bag Joe. Well we knew it had to be somewhere..

[AnimeLover121314]

Narnia is in my bag Joe.. Narnia..

[aejv420]

is that the unisex D&G perfume/cologne? what number is it? ive been bugging my boyfriend to get it for me :D

[MallGrabMcTwist]

i have way too many bags to comment on exactly what's in each of them, but i know for sure each one of my eight or nine bags at all times always has at least a couple of lipglosses, a pack of gum, usually a mini kleenex pack, usually a reciept or two, sometimes hand sanitizer, some bags have a mascara, some bags have an eye-pencil, some bags have emergency reading material, and always have a pen or three in every bag but never a note pad. funny.

[Rheayabaya]

right now my bag contains: copious amounts of chapstick/lipstick, a wad of crushed bubble gum pallets that I never chewed but had spilled in there and I was too lazy to clean up, some peanuts, wallet, receipts, old key chains, andddd a popcorn kernel. how profound.

[belonoite]

That's the first time what I'm seeing your videos, and I'm so much interested to see more ^^

[eyeslikevietnam]

I literally had a rubber chicken in my bag for an entire year. It became useful only once, when my exboyfriend (who gave it to me) and I broke up, I threw it off of my balcony. I dont know why I had the urge to comment with that.

[merkymoviejo]

definitely deodorant, gobstoppers, and pepto bismol tablets for when my best friend gets drunk so she wont puke on my doggy.

[TEXTUALactivity]

I hannah mon-LOVE your sensible tote!!

Also, your accent is coming back full force <3

[MrLettuceboy]

I thought I was the only person who carried a toothbrush in their bag. It must be a whore thing.

[randomvideosfly]

did you go to the pokemon black and white tour if not it was cool

[ProperPunctuation]

Joe, you have my type of accent-southern + northern + super anoying mouse rape voice. Just know you arent alone.

[ProperPunctuation]

Despite being a 13 year old southern girl...I have no bags (apart from my pice of shit backpack) so I turned to my pockets...So whats in my pockets!? The candlestick from clue...

[bluiz2006]

I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume your super-thick accent is fake, but i'm starting to think it's serious!

[Jkell527]

Joe. you deeeeffinitely have your suuuthern accent back

[JansRox]

hey

[americanpencil]

I love you.

[earendilstar89]

I would be your friend so you don't have to be friends with a harmonica.

[licidy1]

Should we celebrate the return of Joe's accent???

[tacoyamafan]

don't lie to us, you filled that cologne bottle with boones farm in case you're jonesing for a quick "pick me up."

[relampagooscuro]

I could tell it wasn't a stain.. It looks more like his wardrobe is crying than anything. That is more understandable.

[siemprebae]

I enjoy how long your Taco Bell receipt was...and how you used the word copious...and how you manage to make a pokemon referance in practically every video...thank you.

[Snapsizboucrzy]

I happen to like your raindrop shirt. It's cute!

[MapleMusicVideos]

Hes so funny! argggg i wish i knew him in real life we woulda laugh all day xD

[italianadam04]

I have nothing to say other than I had my first fish taco tonight. It was also my last.

[calkatie]

voice of an angel!

[H8meIFuCAN]

I've got about a miiiiiilion gum wrappers

[maggiezine]

I had a reciept from Pita Pit from 2008. Yeah I need to clean my bag out.

[supamadi5616]

you make me smile joe! oh and btw i have too much shit in my purse

[DontStopDancing55]

Joe! You are awesome! you really are! And i find you hilarious! Forget what all those other people say- you are awesome! And i will be your friend :)

...in a non- creepy way...

[theEmmama95]

i've commeted on this video like 4 times, but i just wanted to let you know how excited i was when i saw my comment in your video. lol. okay, then. now im done.

[TylerBunnylover]

It doesn't matter what's inside of my bag, only what's on the outside, WHICH IS A BATMAN SYMBOL. :D

[RantfulVlogTv]

Your amazing Joe! And so funny. I love how you show comments at the end of people like hating you cuz your gay? That confuses me a little. Show my comment please on the next vid?! (:

[LoveThemMusic]

lmao i love you.

[gregvstheuniverse]

I don't have a bag but I do carry some baggage. Daddy issues specifically. I would probably make a good stripper.

[dudewitstix]

I didn't know Rebecca Black had a youtube channel!!!!!!

[curlybird150]

Haaay Joe-Joe. This is your sister. I didn't realize I had a youtube account, but it appears that I have had one for some time now. I will agree with the previous comment about that being the longest Taco Bell receipt ever. That’s for DAMN sure. What the hell are you doing eating that many damn taco products? I know you love your lonely drive-thru trips, so that Bible-length receipt was alllll you. Love ya, mean it!

[nofymofylol]

I don't really like carrying a bag, but I'll always have my cellphone, iPod and probably a notebook and a pen.

And some tissue paper (you can never know when will you come accross allergies!) :3

[deidrefunk]

1000 dollar bills only.

[Layla818]

did aanyone notice how long the taco bell receipt was? does t-bbell have a bunch of miscellaneous on ther receipts that i've forgetten about?

[ceres51892]

I always carry, like, three notebooks, pens, a book or two for entertainment, and maybe a soda. Nothing all that interesting. XD

Your accent is really coming back, you know!! I like you with or without it, I'm not complaining, I just noticed. XD

-Ri

[TransSquid]

I don't have a bag ;D but when I used to have one, I'd always have my DS with me XD

<3

[GumiYummi]

Your hat is adorable:) To bad your gay...:(

[poop00p89]

my make up case- primer, foundation, brushes, eye kit, tweezers, hair cutting scissors JUST IN CASE

A shoe horn, camera, pencil case, bus schedule, keys, iPod, headphone splitter, cologne, lip stuff, elastics, copius amounts of music theory assigments and sheet music... yes I am a guy... I NEED HELP... oh and I have a lighter at all times, but don't smoke!

[CharacterofChoice]

JOE HAS AN ACCENT NOW.

[geneee22]

Joe, what's it like to be hideous?

[chellome]

The new pokemon game came out so obviously I've been pretty booked.

[BelloArcus]

My Pokemon Black and White, and my wallet, and my nintendors. :D

[abstractskyline]

@coldbluerain omg i accidentally voted this comment down, but i meant to vote it up. *infinite apologies*

[VictoriaaaMF]

I like your elevator music.

[22700p]

Fucking annoying voice/bad acting/stupid video.

[PieLord1011]

What's your favorite new pokemon? I got Black version, and I really like Cinccino :)

But I kinda hate most of the new Pokemon.... It's like "Oh, we're out of animals to make Pokemon out of, so let's make a Lamp Pokemon.."

Anyways... yeah...

[iFrogBoy]

omg! I simply love your videos! :D

[BohemianEdward]

I have the new Okamiden DS game in my bag!!! XD I prioritized that over Pokemon.

[TheTrivshiz]

What's in my bag? Dildos. A plethora.

[JamesMitchellTV]

not gonna lie.... the titles were AMAZING.

[KiMtacular]

OMG I need to start carrying my harmonica too! When are we going to do a duet?! xx Luv you Joe you're too funny.

[Power4Living]

i think its awesome that it's March and you have Christmas lights up.

ur awesome =]

[UFFDA456123]

i was having a bad day and you totally made me laugh so thanks(:

[doulikeamericanmusic]

i keep dead babies in my bag.

[cecilyseed]

I got your dad's virginity in my bag

[weskate93]

What the hell has happened to your accent? haha.

Took a break from youtube for a while and you now sound totally different.

[TheVictoria106]

I love your little drawings! lol I need one of me.

[notcalebkruzel]

traysh

[PolyesterSweater]

I have white version and it's amazzinngg.

[tanyajgonzalez90]

my crazy pills, sometimes i forget to take them at home so my moms packs them for me...thanks mom

[Hoshi0792]

well...this is surprising...i just found one of ur vibrators in my bag...not mine..urs...explain urself joe..

[DowntownDOLLS]

Your videos are too short :(

[Shevan08]

I hope you got Pokemon Black.

lol I'm glad its got you pretty booked.

[DlxGirl]

The new Eminem CD, his voice is like chocolate, really angry chocolate.

[tkong0913]

That was, possibly, the longest Taco Bell receipt I've ever seen.

[peaceloveandpeaches]

I wish someone out there would make a Joe Birdsong action figure, complete with catch phrases and everything!

You best believe there'd be one of those in my bag...

[uhmmgoshhhitsme]

I have been watching your videos so much I'm starting to sound like Barbara Robertson...

[peachss13]

I like to use the garbage in my bag to wipe my nose with. I know, its gross. The people on the bus judge me.

[ExtraFancySuperTuna]

... was the stain on Joe's shirt really distracting to anyone else?

OCD. Dx

[oreoxeater]

@ExtraFancySuperTuna lol, i thought it was a stain too until i realized it was the desgin on his shirt XD

[disneykid1]

@ExtraFancySuperTuna jesus christ it's not a stain. why does everyone keep posting this. IT'S A RAIN DROP. it's a graphic on the t-shirt. i am NOT so uncontrollably sloppy that i would wear a stained t-shirt in a video.

[mywingsareyours]

@disneykid1 I was just gonna say that. Wtf? It's pretty obviously rain..

[GumiYummi]

@disneykid1 Are you sure?? lol jk... kind of

[pipernoswiping]

@disneykid1 I'm sorry for people's terrible eyesight and general ignorance. I was actually staring at it wondering where I could get a cool shirt with raindrops on it.

[orangecirclekid]

@disneykid1 They're clearly rain drops. People are silly.

[thiswestcoastweather]

@disneykid1 Your bag is filled with copious amounts of trash. Honestly Joe, what did you expect us to think?

[xTheFaNTaSTiiC]

@ExtraFancySuperTuna I think you've watched in 240p. Try 720p. ;)

[Viana961]

@ExtraFancySuperTuna

the stain looks to me like they're supposed to be there since they look like tear drops

[taylorlovely100]

im watching all the pokemon episodes now:)

im am currently watching the Indigo League series:)

[VivaciaDreams]

oh my god, i want that pokewalker! it reminds me of my pikachu pedometer i have from the 90s but yours is wayyy better!

[LykaiosFaolan]

POKEWALKER!

Also, just so this isn't complete spam - when I was 9 I used to carry a bag with me everywhere, and it was full of practical stuff like rope, a torch, shampoo and cough medicine, that would 'save' me if I got kidnapped or marooned or stuck under a mountain or anyothersuch incidents. Someone told me Kendal Mint cake can save your life, so even though I hate it, I carried two bars figuring I could bribe a bear if I met one or something. Completely sincere. I guess I was paranoid. O.o

[xoxCarlyx7]

favorite/most useful item in my bag- silly string. whenever people annoy me i just whip it out and start spraying them until the shut up.

[Siss0rs]

Were you aware that Barbie's real name is Barbra Roberts when naming Barbara Robertson? (;

[lillyannaelizabeth]

you're in my bag.

[doiconfuseyou]

In my bag is my camera and ipod and phone, a notebook and pen, my sketchbook sometimes maybe ok usually it's too heavy, chapstick, candy wrappers, chapstick, a book or a magazine or...somethin......and sometimes a flashdrive. Oh, and chapstick.

[starrygleam]

OMG SO FUNNNY XDDD

[Cindisfirstmoustache]

Underwear. And a picture of my dog. Thats weird.

[deathbeforelaceX]

(after showing something really weird and normally useless)

"...because you never know when you're gonna need a--"

[hornR3]

I keep both my birth control pills and my morning after pills in my bag. You just never know when you'll need one or the other.

[mitchumsport]

sensible tote?

[ecofreak303]

mahahaha the intro cracked me up...

[Mitchellfw]

My bag... um, I guess that means my briefcase. It's mostly just electronics (MP3 Player, blackberry, cords, headphones, etc), a bus schedule and a copy of "True Prep". Oh, and bandaids.... because I am constantly in need of them.

[CountryGirlColby]

Your dad. Your dad is in my bag. And your mom. Sorry, they like my bag.

[ItsKayliWayli]

I love you.

You make my day!(:

[lauraLuff]

JOE! i have the same bag as you! just in black! ah, it's so awesome!

[GregMonster17]

i love you Joe, you are the best 5AG :D the others are awesome too, but you are ma fav.

[whoshify]

you so funny boi

[Milesjorellivai]

1 minute and 55 seconds of pure shit ... I LOVE IT

[Ishidalover]

.........define bags... D:

[karenlikesyou]

Binder, notebook, camera (with charger), underwear, toothpaste, toothbrush, iPod, wallet.

[sugarhighcity]

The weirdest thing i have in my bag is handcuffs lolz

[theEmmama95]

i don't think your realize how excited i am that my comment was in your video. lol. i <3 you joeeeeeeee.

[theEmmama95]

lmao. i saw your comment and for a second i thought your username was charliesheen89. even though i bet he carries whiskey, blunt paper, and disney cd's in his purse too.

[iamsolikeawesome]

I have a wallet in my bag.

[idfkandrew]

I have Pokémon Black! #noshame

[disneykid1]

@idfkandrew i got black, too!

[CodyGaGa]

@disneykid1 I want White!!

[TheDangersOfFashion]

always a charmer, joe.

[DaniandJeff11]

I don't have a bag. I resent them with a passion. I'm the wallet/phone in the pocket type of girl. Just like Selena Gomez, only cooler ;-)

[Pixiesoapbox]

I've got allergy medication, ibuprofen, paracetomol, a pen, a bottle of water and an emergency chocoloate supply in every bag I own. Along with vast amounts of rubbish. My phone, my ipod, my keys and my purse circulate between my bags.

[Merkelige]

you know, abouuuut twelve lip products. and of course a mirror

[charlenejean89]

Whiskey, blunt wrapper, knife, Best of Disney cd.

[maura2cute]

IM DYING. oh how I love you Joe.

[AceJackso]

The only thing I carry in my bag is my booze and ibuprofen. I'm gonna have liver failure by the time I'm 30!

[smallball9]

you always get hate messages at the end, even though that's your choice, but this one is full of love <3

[GeekyRomanticHybrid]

"Voice of an angel." 

<3

[whatevergrl5674]

please make videos more frequently. i love you.

[wishyfishyrox]

do you have pokemon black or white?

...or both?

[diabeticdoode]

Mostly food. ...and food wrappers.

[Mayavina]

I seriously thought I was the only one who carried around a harmonica.

I'm now .1% cooler!

[sabxzilla]

i hope there will be some harmonica solos in your upcoming songs. :)

[yeahbud]

i can't tell if you are faking that accent or it's real...

[laurapie92]

How ironic that I was listening to Love the way you lie when the intro started :)

[FamEMonsTARRR]

I KEEP TRASH IN MY BAG! :D

[ash29ley]

i can't show you whats in my bag. my dog destroyed it into oblivion tampons and all. for what you may ask? my goddamn spearmint gum. s.o.b.

[RZealand1]

you are looking manly.

[lovealways1sda]

Still rocking that "sensible tote," I see ;-)

[lilika098]

Hey Joe. Had a dream last night I found you in some long grass. Not even the pokedex knew what you were supposed to be. I fled the battle.

[JosephKayeTV]

This kid is most disney... One.

[skye1985]

Loved the intro<3

[YouseiGaMieru]

I'M DYING SQUIRTLE

My bag: Nintendo DS, purse, room card, Kanto gym badges, Pokéball, Pokédex... I wish I was kidding. I like to sometimes just look in there and be like "I'm a fucking Pokémon Trainer, bitch. Oh yeah. What's with all these NPCs? Why isn't anybody randomly giving me shit like in the games? WHERE ARE THE FUCKING POKÉMON?!"

[mitchelMUSSOrules]

you're adorable!

[ISnoggedHarry]

If I wasn't a lazy piece of shit, I would consider making a video response. Alas, I am the aforementioned POS.

[somatics]

I find your hair is starting to look really good! : D