I shudder to think what customer service is like....."WHERE IS MY DICK?! AND WHY IS MY WIFE MISSING ONE TIT!? HOW CAN I TITFUCK A SINGLE TITTY WOMAN? HOW?!"
Part 2: ...And then your airlines, they wouldn't have to search the passengers on the ground no more, they just pass out the pistols at the beginning of the trip, and they just pick them up at the end! Case closed." -Archie Bunker
"All I know is, I'm an American and it's my right to pack a rod!" -Archie Bunker
Great video, it reminds me of Archie Bunker's take on security.
Part 1: "Now I want to talk about another thing that's on everybody's minds today, and that's your stick-ups and your skyjackings, and which, if that were up to me, I could end the skyjackings tomorrow. All you gotta do is arm all your passengers. He ain't got no more moral superiority there, and he ain't gonna dare to pull out no rod.... -Archie Bunker
DONT READ THIS IS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE . HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
When I was little I got a toy in a foreign country. It played little soundbites of Ultraman. Then when I tried to take it back home on the plane with me, the airport security took it, broke it open, and gave it back to me.
"Wait little boy... Ultraman sucks... here you go."
This reminds me of the good ol' days when Liquid Television used to be on. Of course that's way back when (this will sound funny) MTV actually had shows that were good and entertaining. Of course now I'll sound pretty old by saying that. :P
If only stuff like this could find it's way onto a U.S. cable channel nowadays... At least these gems and (comedy) gold nuggets are free on YouTube.
@DirtyBird760 That would've made for an excellent closeup, the kind that makes the difference between a good film and a great film. Too bad Boivin overlooked it.
@theliveing 'cause the piece is supposed to be about the airline industry in general; including branding would completely ruin that, as well as the whole general feel of the piece. besides, if they singled out any one airline, that airline would get offended and try to sue poor Patrick Boivin for using their name.
He's left with one foot and three hands..?
KerBLANG 1 minute ago
this is like someones nightmare
VintageRKO 3 weeks ago
Am I the only one who think this is a really disturbing video but have no idea why? :(
TheMotionalPictures 4 weeks ago
I shudder to think what customer service is like....."WHERE IS MY DICK?! AND WHY IS MY WIFE MISSING ONE TIT!? HOW CAN I TITFUCK A SINGLE TITTY WOMAN? HOW?!"
toasega 1 month ago
So true
pownintehnoobz 1 month ago
This is beyond bizarre. I really like it. o_o
knownfireball2 1 month ago
amazing work
lunna2k 1 month ago
any one else saw the penis box at 2:42 ?
TheWolfboy808 4 months ago in playlist More videos from PatrickBoivin
@TheWolfboy808 yea hehe
ElectricZombie2012 2 months ago
this video is one of my favorites, then the zobo episodes :D
webaward 5 months ago
Lol. He has two left hand boxes.
Silvarret 6 months ago
lol he has the other dudes hand!
Blitzwolf44 6 months ago
When I first watched this, I was like, what does this remind me of? Then I was like, wait, I know what it reminds me of-dreams!
factthanolder 6 months ago
Its a duck in a box!!!
XxJB1032xX 6 months ago
I Love Sony Ericsson
MohdAlif97 7 months ago
amazing
LilySewRandom 7 months ago
i always thought transformers would be the future in air traveling.
hooversom 7 months ago
you make up for Justin Bieber,
good job
LaserHMA 7 months ago
theres three hands touching the penis box...
rockar203 7 months ago
and thats first class
drsinister07 8 months ago
i LAUGHED SoOO LoUD i ALMost DieD...!!
hazzeegloo 8 months ago
yea ima see you there in 1 week... promise you'll help me attach the rest of me to my head.. thanks... c ya in a week
lalalalands 8 months ago
Dick in a box!
Rrabbit317 8 months ago
Is it just me or is this stop motion?
dan98y 8 months ago
rite on dude
joshmiser 9 months ago
Thank god that isnt true!
lockay101 9 months ago
imagine if you were in the same airplane with justin bieber and they accidently gave you his penis...
that would suck
JohnKeotes 9 months ago 11
@JohnKeotes That's actually not possible.
Silvarret 9 months ago
@JohnKeotes was the pun intended?
arul20 9 months ago
@arul20 what do you mean by " pun " ?
BlackSpid3y 8 months ago
@JohnKeotes
*vagina*
aahole651 8 months ago
@aahole651 lol
JohnKeotes 8 months ago
3:05 three hands one foot!!!!!!!!
JohnKeotes 9 months ago 2
I saw dick box
PyroParkourist 9 months ago
Everyone actst like a teletubbies XD
MrElpepezorro 9 months ago
2:27 XD
scubamax222 9 months ago
reminds me of the sims o.O
rockdeleste 10 months ago
haha, i love how they show what happens to the luggage first. makes me wonder what they will do to the person.:D
gieusrok 10 months ago
Ha ha ha the best director ever !
LucasFTWfilms 10 months ago
3:01 illuminati book!cool
2ECFIGHTING2 10 months ago
i love your filming style, very wicked :) it be sad and yet funny if he lost a part lol
whitewolf200 10 months ago
this is close 2 how air portz r now sadly lol
Patrick28796 11 months ago
is this what the TSA has come too....
Doominator169 11 months ago
8=D
Coliz1991 11 months ago
8=D..ftw
Coliz1991 11 months ago
wait... this video came out before full body scans! How did he know!!!
DasGreenCow 11 months ago
awkward if dick boxes touch
lvk96 11 months ago 41
I love how there's a box for the penis :)
firehawk2232 11 months ago
Is some of this stop motion?
Duelmaster360 1 year ago
reminds me of the creators of wallace and gromit some of there short films.
boihaggos1 1 year ago
ah ca fait longtemps phylatere cola!
captainparady 1 year ago
JEEZ.....
people from Canada are talented in one or another.
REZNOVUSA 1 year ago
hes from canada awsome
chickenz88 1 year ago
Some assembly rquired
Brickstudios12 1 year ago
125 people dont have a certain box 8=->
maddenfootball121212 1 year ago
Part 2: ...And then your airlines, they wouldn't have to search the passengers on the ground no more, they just pass out the pistols at the beginning of the trip, and they just pick them up at the end! Case closed." -Archie Bunker
"All I know is, I'm an American and it's my right to pack a rod!" -Archie Bunker
hplaserjet2001 1 year ago
Great video, it reminds me of Archie Bunker's take on security.
Part 1: "Now I want to talk about another thing that's on everybody's minds today, and that's your stick-ups and your skyjackings, and which, if that were up to me, I could end the skyjackings tomorrow. All you gotta do is arm all your passengers. He ain't got no more moral superiority there, and he ain't gonna dare to pull out no rod.... -Archie Bunker
hplaserjet2001 1 year ago
0.0 WTF did I just watch?!
SillyNerdify 1 year ago
hell no wonder the terrsiost struck the twin tower i know its a mean joke
SkateoDeath 1 year ago
ASS IN A BOX LOLOLOL
SkateoDeath 1 year ago
This is super awesome! :D
muemil 1 year ago
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TheVadz 1 year ago
..i think I'll just drive.
KrelenProductions 1 year ago
Lol, this is like the Sims.
TactKage 1 year ago
*AWESOME*
Reblotic 1 year ago
Hahahaha! Too many security procedures that will rip u apart and arrive in your destination in pieces.
netmatrix75 1 year ago
Most ducked up thing I have ever seen
nicksotana10127 1 year ago
Funny as heck!!!
You sir are a GENIUS!!!
koimaxx 1 year ago
epic
deadlyfluffball 1 year ago
Wow, this guy is really creative!
Geckko634 1 year ago
On his way home:
"Sorry sir, but your dick in a box has been lost"
b3amz 1 year ago
They would need a bigger dick box for mine ._."
Vampo2444 1 year ago
The future of air travel, indeed.
Thank you America!
Way to go: Commit massacres on civilians, but hunt the WikiLeaker, not the murderer.
This will make the world safer.
flyingmagiccarpet 1 year ago
...lotta work put into this for only 296,000 views
CalikoKat 1 year ago
@CalikoKat and money from cola
lemonsyay1 1 year ago
He looks like Steve-o
ReplaneD 1 year ago 2
the other guy doesn't have a dick in a box, poor guy they lost his dick!
bad0or 1 year ago
Loved it. I like it that is not so...normal-like :D
hellzBrother 1 year ago
that's why you buy first class tickets you cheapskate :D
bongqbonk 1 year ago 2
How does it feel seating next to your dick?
vendetta007mike 1 year ago
wut.
chimpanzee243 1 year ago
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DONT READ THIS IS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE . HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
jimstermy 1 year ago
Haha at least you got a movie during the flight :)
Great job!
mattpaname 1 year ago
Watch this is what the TSA will start to do in a few months
halomarine101 1 year ago
This video I's silver raisins :|
crazypeanutski 1 year ago
dick n a box hahaha!!
xXUndeadShadow166Xx 1 year ago
if thats normal class, then whats first class, packaging peanuts?
bumblebee561 1 year ago
lmao. where was the other guys penis? would if body parts get misplacedO.0?
Kristiannoname 1 year ago
looks like it'll be like that in the future <: (
tengokunoshi 1 year ago
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Hard-working mom looking seeking fun naneedj.info
nimalitharushe 1 year ago
2:51 he looked at his dick in the box for a brief moment before looking at sth else lol
7FishyFoe9 1 year ago
3:03 DICK IN A BOX!
13Lackmgk 1 year ago
EXACTLY :)
IBMKU 1 year ago
lol
15Protech 1 year ago
Oh snap I left my penis in beijing
need2learn2spkspan 1 year ago 53
pd: portable dick
razor0795 1 year ago
why was the penis box so freakin huge.
MrTurtleofAwsesome 1 year ago 4
@MrTurtleofAwsesome so it could fit mine
onepiecefan0001 1 year ago
scary
rochelimit55555 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Powerful. We are not far from that.
jasonmailley 1 year ago
I'm never going canada now :P
atbull666 1 year ago 2
Question: Are the actors your friends and relatives? Thanks
NARUTAH9988 1 year ago
hey hey guy hand me the box over there, its my balls =X
AceKylar 1 year ago
cocks in a box, ouch!
TheBlanket13 1 year ago
kinda reminds me of a fast forwarding of sims when i her them talk lol...
BodaciouslyZack 1 year ago
2.40 a dick in a box.... lol
Superdavid23 1 year ago
funny how they stand and the things not the naked part . $
thtrevonator 1 year ago
if this happen i would never want to travel again.
tbvgh 1 year ago
weres the school one
tonyheuangpaseud 1 year ago
How did he ring the doorbell...
TheDounttron 1 year ago 3
LOL. that's awesome.
although, i just wanna say that intro is unnecessarily loud and it scared my pants right off.
CaSCHWANK 1 year ago
WHICH FISHEYE LENS DID YOU USE? Please answer cause i have this production in which we need a fisheye lens, and i love this look
crysisguy05 1 year ago
116 people got a dick in a box instead
machinecinema4 1 year ago
this is creepy
mizikle101 1 year ago
Hilarious!
GrisDismation 1 year ago
mr bean copy
larsonson571 1 year ago
@larsonson571 mr bean is about and idiot doing stupid ass shit. this is not
foulbeershits 1 year ago
@foulbeershits he sounds and acts like him
larsonson571 1 year ago
@larsonson571 the concept is fundamentally differant. Copies tend to be the same haha
foulbeershits 1 year ago
@foulbeershits true but his voice and querkyness is similar
larsonson571 1 year ago
What is that between 1:02 and 1:03 in the xray machine?
KuanDeedee 1 year ago
@KuanDeedee it says normal tracking
darkimperial007 1 year ago
2:26 Dick in a box!!!
ratface071394 1 year ago
Lmfao it's a dik in a box! xD
zambina44 1 year ago
This looks like Fallout3 + The Sims!
marvos 1 year ago
Welcome to Air Zimbabwe
rotenburk 1 year ago
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rotenburk 1 year ago
thats fked up!
desenderofmyself 1 year ago
DICK IN A BOX!!!
HappyMrAtheist 1 year ago 76
@HappyMrAtheist
AMUSING FACT: This was produced in the early 2000s. I believe 2001 or perhaps 2002
GabeMorris 1 year ago
someone was really angry with the airport security when came up with an idea for a short film
mato710 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
These guys are gay retards who probably chop off the dick for sucking on. Thumbs up if u agree w me on one of those things.
FireBreath5150 1 year ago
It would suck if ur dick got misplaced. Than u would be a girl!
FireBreath5150 1 year ago
115 dislikes, 115 people who own an air vehicle
Katana9990 1 year ago
They move relay slow and then speed up the clip with editing
123GhostMonkey 1 year ago
lol 2:52! his thingy!
TeeJay0506 1 year ago
wouldnt want to forget the box with the dick inside it
initabath 1 year ago 4
It would suck if your dick got mixed for someone elses
FuzziiPanda 1 year ago 4
Fuck that i'm driving every where
blkdrag1 1 year ago 4
lol, thtd be a pain...
cedl12345 1 year ago
Is this live action stop motion? Seems like it.
tredlow 1 year ago
where do u get your resources for your work? all the actors, the film styles, the effects? everything! your beautiful video creations are just great!
Deathsquad49 1 year ago
it's may dick in a box!
1010weed0101 1 year ago 58
@1010weed0101 my* retard
SaveusOrton1122 1 year ago
@SaveusOrton1122 who's your retard?
1010weed0101 8 months ago
Seen that dick box it's cool the way they stand at 51
krazieminnie 1 year ago
When I was little I got a toy in a foreign country. It played little soundbites of Ultraman. Then when I tried to take it back home on the plane with me, the airport security took it, broke it open, and gave it back to me.
"Wait little boy... Ultraman sucks... here you go."
awsomenigel 1 year ago
i like the way they stand at 0:51
lool
joespider18 1 year ago
This reminds me of the good ol' days when Liquid Television used to be on. Of course that's way back when (this will sound funny) MTV actually had shows that were good and entertaining. Of course now I'll sound pretty old by saying that. :P
If only stuff like this could find it's way onto a U.S. cable channel nowadays... At least these gems and (comedy) gold nuggets are free on YouTube.
pauljs75 1 year ago
wouldn't it be bad if you end up with the wrong packages or the wrong "package"?
(I doubt anyone would want to be an accidental shemale who's dick is the wrong color...)
SpazAid 1 year ago
3:05 ... stop. 3 hands?? XDDD
M4RCi92 1 year ago
@M4RCi92
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWL
V3RTIGO222 1 year ago
this is fucking sick! i like :D
EmilxLollipop 1 year ago
Lol. IT'S HIS DICK IN A BOX!
Grunt56987 1 year ago
i think my christmas presents was in one of thoughs box's
imrickjamesbltch 1 year ago
holy crap guys did you notice there was a box with the guys dick in it? I sure didn't until I read the 200 comments pointing it out.
guiltyspark75 1 year ago
@guiltyspark75 thats nice.. but did you see his dick in the box?
DirtyBird760 1 year ago
@DirtyBird760 That would've made for an excellent closeup, the kind that makes the difference between a good film and a great film. Too bad Boivin overlooked it.
guiltyspark75 1 year ago
I can only imagine why they censored the plane
theliveing 1 year ago
@theliveing 'cause the piece is supposed to be about the airline industry in general; including branding would completely ruin that, as well as the whole general feel of the piece. besides, if they singled out any one airline, that airline would get offended and try to sue poor Patrick Boivin for using their name.
12809inthetubes 1 year ago
lol dick box
MrMeepMoopMeep 1 year ago
Haha, silly French!
TheCoalescent 1 year ago
:D three hands at the end
palidan99 1 year ago
lol dick box
electricude 1 year ago
his dick is next to his head in a box over there!
TobiCollab 1 year ago
I wonder if ninjas will unbox him too?
kinch6311 1 year ago
I will NEVER go to canada.... <-- its not worth a capital C
majkol13 1 year ago
Shit man, this is just what happens when you are Colombian and try to travel.... fun to see it happen to the rest of the world.
harlemsar 1 year ago
this is soo creepy xD
XassyBill16 1 year ago
lol wtf
IcefrenzyXD 1 year ago
HA HA HA! Wonderful work! This really captures the intense hassle of security at airports these days!
cheesyflames 1 year ago 3
#LOL #LMAO
lol7586lol 1 year ago
Damn, that was disturbing! Funny as heck though.
theycallmemrglass 1 year ago
P-E-T intl airport FTW. :)
dzksamuri 1 year ago
those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.
b. f.
arna11420 1 year ago
that guy will love the unboxing of his friend, xD
OLEKStechdeckDGK 1 year ago
the officers would be really happy to have a womas passenger
jesper8269 1 year ago
Certainly didn't expect this from Patrick Boivin!
MrDannyHoo 1 year ago
This is pretty poignant. Who knows how much they'll start asking us to do for the sake of security.
Kail200X 1 year ago
#LOL
gillharjot1996 1 year ago
Terrorist would still figure out a way to hijack.
marcuelcajon 1 year ago 3
thumbs up if this is like Garry's mod :D
finn532 1 year ago
looks like steve-o
theblaze13000 1 year ago
lol nice mr bean inspiration
L01i74 1 year ago