Stand Up Five!

[freddyfingerr]

1:10 tim has such an awesome laugh

[Underwaterer]

I love how he tried to walk in front of her after she introduced him another time. Hahahah. Ok, now that I have given this a chance. I like your standup Tim.

[whatsuphotdog]

guys, the hosts were in on the joke. ya blew it

[stitchkaboodle999]

Was I the only one who noticed him laughing in his own intro at 1:10?

[Underwaterer]

@stitchkaboodle999 lol.. no, I laughed. :)

[helloidkidkso]

@stitchkaboodle999 he knows what he's doing its part of the set

[TheConradish]

capesh?!

[ozzymanni4]

fucking brilliant lol

[TwistedCommercials]

the hosts are douche nozels

[sonofspaghett]

This is great, its perfect because so many people dont get it. GREAT JOB!

[CapRhodes1]

Great job!

[roninprogram]

Man, Tim, this one's great. You're flame, you're on, er, you're on fire!

[7264124]

Spooked em

[stonesbro]

Now I'm not sure here, but I'm thinkin' his female introducer is his wife. Maybe not at the time, though.

[PieceofMindmusic]

its interesting how once he got the TV show going, everyone starts enjoying the set more and he gets two introducers for his set.

that's the power of Teevee i guess........as Zach G would say:

"Television: If ya haven't been on it, then you're no one" :]

[geikogecko]

@PieceofMindmusic he already had tom goes to the mayor though, i would have thought more people had heard of him already

[idontevenk]

'fucking gay title' ill rape youre hipster face

[xSlightlyStoopid]

Someone please stab that woman.

[TheGeneLightShow]

thats the bitch behind the counter that introduced him

[Urdoxa]

best bitch behind the counter and sierra mist

[DannyPiss]

When he sings at the end he starts to sound like Casey

[DannyPiss]

Hahahaha now the manager's name is Mark instead of Mike

[UpperCrustthe3rd]

That girl--That BITCH that introduces Tim did it in a pretty rude way. And the crowd talks the whole time!

Gotta love Tim 6 minutes and he didn't tell one joke, he recycled the pepsi one.

[Ecampbell04]

i love how he gets the audience to laugh at these jokes. he works it perfectly

[jshplfry]

hahaha everytime he does the bit about his manager having nothing but pepsi, he always picks up his beer but doesnt drink it, then he sets it down

genius.

[geetarmyousick]

@jshplfry HAHAHAHAHHAHA I'm so glad you caught that!

[thedirtysanchez21]

someone should stab that bitch who insulted tim and eric

[zickery12]

only meal of the day

[jpenna1212]

haha best ending ever

[damosuzuki777]

watching these all is really awesome. funny, funny stuff. Love how diverse the art of stand up can be.

[Frimsah]

can I hear it?? anyway,

[cameronjamesparker]

hahaha i love the summary

[hamsandwichson]

I love that the ending of the "set" is just singing the coke song. Great Job!

[tompaste]

gotta love the constant inclusion of the coke/pepsi bit

[dontrunmusic]

"fucking gay title..."

stupid bitch.

[goldengeckodave2]

i will kill her

[blogblogblogblogyeah]

I like Pepsi, i mean Cherry Coke

[christmasfern]

Sierrrra Mist!

[marcus6691]

ooops.. eh cigarette ahh. eh juice

[saxophones]

'im sorry brian'

[righteousrat]

"Everyone be quiet please." That's classic.

[daulkner]

im a big fan and i am honest enough to admit that his stand up is much harder to get into and alot of times it is very stupid.

but nobody will ever beat tom petres!

[letdowner]

Taumpy Tears is my favorite, especially the way Eric delivers it in the episode.

[linglingo]

Man this guy is my favorite...Good job Timothy! Wow, it is really nice to hear you are doing your comedy and getting this popular! I was so excited to learn you had your own cartoon show with comedy stuff. I love Animation especially stuff like Family Circus and Peter Pan, it is hilarious so I know you are doing something good like that, whenever the divorce is settled I will get a television and watch it or something. I knew you would be big man..that Sierra Mist/7up Joke had me in tears!

Ck

[tbryk]

I hear ya Neepsta. Fuck her and her thick-rimmed glasses and tie bullshit pseudo-intellectual scene. Go back to your fucking coffee shop and read some more Nietzche you fucking bitch.

Tim you're awesome, keep it up.

[mkultra2300]

...Spaghett

[Neepsta]

Anyways, i'm getting totally ahead of myself

Tim I love you, I love your work

You are a respectable person for what you do.

The fans you have will stick by your side (And Eric's also) through thick and THIN bud.

Oh and I love David Leiber hart also,

Can't forget him

[Neepsta]

OMG FUCK THAT BITCH HOST!!

I swear to god i would have thrown my beer at her face..

Tim's laughing in his fucking condo while she's suckin dick for coke backstage at the shitty ass comedy club..

[Neepsta]

I MEAN Wtf... IS THAT EVEN A CLUB?

She's one of those pseudo-intellectual type bitch That tries to cover up her fucking ugly ass face with those fucking thick rimmed glasses. She should get a fucking face lift and lose that baby fat around her EVERYTHING!

She should probably get reconstructive surgery... Usually that's for people with horrific gashes or burn victims..

You know what?

Fuck her, if i were there I would, I would personally MAKE HER a fucking burn victim.

[Neepsta]

And what's with the fucking tie?

IS THAT supposed to be style?

SHe's never going to amount to anything in life.. She should give up..

She should just fucking give up

Her and her lesbian friends should seriously talk about how pathetic and SMUG they are while they sip their FUCKING starbucks macchiatos.

[joedungeon]

"tim and eric awesome show good job" hahah

[sirkoff]

yea if you've never seen his stuff or dont know him, you might think he's a moron, but he's brilliantly ironic.

[SpaceInvader83]

its his schtick....hes an actor acting like the worst comedian ever and its genious

[kick52]

No, it's not. As much as I love Tim & Eric, this is actually just awful. He's so awkward and not funny.

[skatephaseii]

that's his "angle", it's subtle comedy and definitely not for everyone

[WorldWarScotty]

That's the point moron.

His whole style of comedy is based on awkward, and subtle humor.

Don't say he's "awful" just because you're not smart enough to understand his comedy.

[WhenConorAteCheese]

"Can I hear it?!" LOL.

[duncan36]

Its awful, awful comedy. I think Tim would agree with me.

[ifrit26]

Hey Tim, awesome show, Great Job!

[TTouchdown51]

Awesome good job from Tim Hedicker, stand-up funnyman.

[sorryitookthisname2]

It's crazy how many people don't get this. =) So god damn funny!

[ilanalovesorcas]

ugh that girl is hella annoying

another great standup from tim :)

[1lofoten]

Agreed man.

[HarrisonsFord]

Insult to the title aside, she blew it by even mentioning the show at all. This works because the audience is feeling uncomfortable and superior to the performer they've never heard of, but making him a 'celebrity' ruins all that. What a dunce.

[ChadwickSesame]

I feel like personally insulted that she dissed the title.

[eightupsf]

@ChadwickSesame ITS A JOKE... com.edy

[rowdyroo1]

@ChadwickSesame same, but I think he got back at her by making her bitchass reintroduce him again

[aleemotomato]

@ChadwickSesame She could've done it upon his request.

[IvanVolle]

I can't believe the female M.C. insulted the title of Tim & Eric's show! While she was introducing his act, what a douche-valve!

[ChadwickSesame]

It is NOT a gay title...wtf....Screw her.

[s13ge]

Garbage.

[IvanVolle]

Really? I thought it was a out standing satire of stand-up comedy!

[s13ge]

I just can't get into Tim and Eric. I've tried, it just doesn't amuse me.

[1lofoten]

Maybe you're too stupid.

[s13ge]

I hold my comedy to a higher standard. Not this juvenile, stoner bullshit.

[1lofoten]

I've never smoked and I find Tim and Eric's 'shit' hilarious most of the time. You're just not mature enough.

[s13ge]

Mature. Riiiiiight.

You enjoy that, then.

[shayessa]

ya blew it.

[teddymv]

God i hate that ugly, drunk bitch. Love Tim. Thanks

[telehomo73]

There should be a microkorg

up there so he could go

through all the presets hahaha

[rapeian]

he has a very subtle funny, not what i like but i could see how people would think its funny. unlike dane cook

[Tomtheflyboy]

lol, you awesome

[wurty]

He's so bad that he's excellent!

[ravelgrane]

that presenter is HOT. the girl I mean, not the guy.

[teddymv]

she is ugly. and a bitch.

[aatalli]

I entirly agree with you with the guy from 7/11 behind the counter, all of them need to speak English, like every one else in the country should, or they shouldn't talk. Or just stay the hell away from me. (watch me get a shit load of hate mail) Whahaha ahah aa ahha ahhahhahhah ah ahahahha hahah ahhahahaha ahahah ahaahah aakhahhhahaha ahah9894294374322

I'm laughing with numbers

[teddymv]

seriously? comedy genius. every little aspect.

[hollitz]

Thank You.

Awesome show good job on cartoon network adult swim.

Timothy Heidecker

[ohplaythatthing7]

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever laughed so frequently during a stand-up act. This one is my favorite. I really want to see him live.

[postaffe]

You win!

[teddymv]

First of all, practice! Thank you.

Great job.

[WeakApplause]

It's funny 'cause it's true!!  OMG!!

[teddymv]

God that stupid bitch at the beginning should die. First off, you dont insult whoever you're introducing, and two, you especially shouldn't if he's "one of your favorite people". Stupid, unprofessional bitch.

[bennyhaha55]

I know she kind of killed the funny, she needs to be beaten with a brick

[beefhat1]

i don't think she was being serious

[guidedog1]

sierrrrrrra mist

[TacoSmith]

Tim, the way you use that old soda jingle is great because its hilarious (obviously) but it also makes us nostalgic and invokes a time when things were just a little simpler. Also, your Coke vs. Pepsi bit is quickly becoming one of the staples of the pop culture lexicon. It gives me the same feeling that Dice Clay's "Old Mother Hubbard" piece gave me.

[greenballchamp]

blood fire mansion performing soon. featuring live reading of "Aunt Jennifer's Tigers."

[LostTrack1]

great job!

[xekind]

Just a friendly critique, though. You might not want to say 'thank you' so much, it sounds slavish, and it doesn't give people the silent moment to get that 'ah ha' effect. Still, very good material.

[teddymv]

you really think this is Tim Heidecker's real youtube acct?

[teddymv]

Also, I disagree with you. When used properly, it can add an awkward, funny effect, and I felt he used it well.

[xekind]

very insightful. That's what makes a good stand-up routine. Insights.

[minichcloset]

One of the better sets yet.

[phreeJ]

But, that's my life!

[Grahami90]

@phreeJ haha neil is the shit

[issue15]

Tim it doesnt get old, I want to intern at your office, How should I go about this, I live super close man.

[zachzacha]

great coke/pepsi segue

[flclfanatic06]

"This is for all of the 9/11 survivors".

[TheWestTower]

Tim, this isn't family comedy anymore. I'm worried that you are getting a bit too vulgar. Jay Leno would not approve. Happy Birthday, I'm disappointed in you.

[teddymv]

Spraynard gives you all the best.

[babylonian]

The subtle nod to Michael Ian Black is great. It's like all the amazing comedians in the world are friends or something.

[sprocess]

Very touching tribute to the day that changed the world.

[FACEFACEFACELOL]

Best transition ever.

[projecteightysix]

Tim, your new jokes were incredible.  I love you.

[heyyoumakelove]

you did great...better luck next time

[Toastercrumbs]

ur biggest fan lives in denver, i got weed message me 4 muh #

[Toastercrumbs]

tim. message me for my phone # i will smoke ur ass up wen ur in denver braaaa

[rib0]

Great Job!

[anamanaguchi]

you really got screwed by that MC. no offense to her but she ruined your shot at the comedy store with that intro. she could learn a lesson or two from Britney, don't go on stage if you're not a professional!

[Butmac]

Tim I love you

[fleeperzonk]

yesssss

[thedecon]

You did it!