Funny Halo Voice Outtakes

[thenumber1ismine]

SGT. Johnson getin a girl in Halo 4.

[m22af91]

8:30 , My catchphrase for any game [when i get a good kill] , even on craptastic MMOs like Runes of Magic.

[infectedzombie999]

betcha cant stickit master chief

[Citabria1963RC]

Pete Stacker (Sgt. Stacker) is "halo"erious.

[shotgunshells64]

so 20 feet from myselsf to myself Wtf

[IAMnoob28]

love that woman's voice! Hope she back for halo 4.

[shotgunshells64]

@IAMnoob28 ya she is Cortana FTW

[tylerk128]

any1 getting halo 1 anniversary, add me, im offline right now cas my xbox is broke, but my gtag is schreffdogg

[thestratocaster13]

Cortana, Cortana, can you hear me, can hear me in there? Hey bitch! I diden't figure out the cross word puzzel! lol

[jackeduphippo]

THE NEXT PERSON WHO DIES GETS IT IN THE REAR FROM ME!!!

[Altiarisoriginal]

her voice is awsome

[silverwolfenwarrior]

@Altiarisoriginal I betcha can't stick it!

[Altiarisoriginal]

@silverwolfenwarrior your on.

[TooMuchPwn]

Momma said their'd be life times like this...

[jerseydvl137fa]

OooooHhh! Ooh! roadkill!

[noobownedrofl]

who else actually said sir yes sir?

[Dieselfeel]

He was a good kid. I, think I'll go pay a visit to his wife... hahaHaHaHAHAHA

[Coyote23ish]

fucking funny man thx

[swinger951]

Notice the bedy eyes the clammy skin the repulsive weight i know what you're thinking! " Dude it looks just like my momma" DO NOT BE CONFUSED! These painful little bastards are pen chippin easy but they are but a tenth of a volger iceberg Fu** them or by god they will fu** YOU!!! Thanks for coming out. Eh no problem! *walks away* *gunshot!*

[gigantor47]

5:56

[Kingbeastguy]

Bungie lied to Johnson. He's not getting a Woman.

[fergernator]

@Kingbeastguy bungie aint giving him a woman, 343 will.

" halo 4 i get a lady..."

[Kingbeastguy]

@fergernator "I've been guarenteed by the people no longer making the game"

[Erkutanuva]

I bet I CAN stick it.

[PPPRocks123]

I get paid for this! X)

[MAXHALO369]

175 people couldnt stick it

[rvbfan4297]

@MrBOOMheadshot32 HA HA HA COOL STORY BRO!! XD

[TemplarPyro]

@MrBOOMheadshot32 I'm sorry, but Johnson isn't capable of death.

[UNFRGVN]

Halo 4! He gets a woman!!

[QuIcKScOpEr4LiFe]

anyone notice form 12:55 to 13:03 that he kinda sounds like captain McMillian from cod4?

[rvbfan4297]

@QuIcKScOpEr4LiFe FUCK COD.

[freejellybeans]

4:00 is very true.

[Dealwithitdog]

0:27 mam yes mam

[TheRaikuso]

@stephanregorroger2 Yes, yes it did!

[stephanregorroger2]

@TheRaikuso thats why its so funny! of course it would hurt, its funny that he bothered asking

[Spartanry0511]

Grunts away

[liljudge89am]

sir yes sir

[TheRaikuso]

xD I love Sgt Stacker! Hilarious bastard!

[devilsmarksman]

cortana! can you hear me bitch! lol ihope jen taylor didnt hear that

[devilsmarksman]

@boogerman087 thats because the guy who does the voice of the most awesomest character is the MOST boringist person........ hees like 50

[boogerman087]

chief must be perfect with his lines

[clawsontony]

fake



[AODcommander]

@clawsontony no they are def real you idiot

[Killasmurf2244]

@AODcommander you can hear the editor in the background the whole time lol corse its real :P

[MrScottyMgee]

12:55 to 13:09

That is my new ring tone.

[Sazquch10409]

@MrScottyMgee

good choice.

[HotCheeze99]

I sayd do i make my self clear! (silence)  thats better.

[TopplingTeddyBears]

"I'd be happy to assist you. Not in that way. Give me a knife."

"Parsans! Is it clear? HELL NO!! "shit"

Jason keep feeding me ideas! Oh I just got one! Kiss my ass!!!!

Awesome.

[craftyard]

Who else said 'no' at 0:28?

[bamarine247]

THIS is the enemy! Notice the beady eyes, the clammy skin, the repulsive gait, I know what you're thinkin! "Oh dude, looks just like my momma." DO NOT BE CONFUSED!!!! These painful little bastards may appear cheap and easy, but they are but the tip of a vulgar ice berg! ---- THEM UP OR BY GOD, THEY WILL ---- YOU!!!!

[LYNNV1971]

174 people like Call of Duty

[Wyvernfang117]

Video: if they smell good and they remind me of me i like em YOU CANNOT TAKE A LADY TO THE LIBRARY! its free? well ok its not so bad cortana!, cortana! can You here me in there? HEY BITCH!

Me: F*** this! there is too mutch funny parts! 

[SirH3X3N]

Bet cha cant stick it master chief ( In a sexy voice X3 )

[Tyjr1001]

i remember when i first watched this. "do i make myself clear?" sure you do. "i said, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?" HOLY CRAP!

[ulackh8tred]

favorite one "CANT!,RUN!,WITH!,THING!,ON!,B­ACK!!"

[xPOSSUM45x]

cocidile dundey XD

[XDraydenReapZX]

174 ppl said sir yes sir lol

[Mastersabre]

betcha cant stick it oh yeah

[OoopMAXqooO]

i know people hate these. but i couldnt resist. 174 people couldnt stick it.

[blazetroll1]

I don't know what to say

[sarge301]

put on closed captions, its fucking hilarious

[StikManJones]

@sarge301 transcribe audio is funnier.

[baraka4100]

BELAY THAT MARINE. LOLOLOL XD

[john03250]

haloCE?

[BiggPapi50]

lol WORT WORT WORT!!!!! XD

[greger2045]

1:56 oh man! I hate Johnson's laughter there in the beginning I hate it so much!!!

[jayheich]

thanks for comming up-no problem-boom cuchuck best line

[krawlings117]

WAIT bungie spent 4 yrs making halo 1?...THOSE SUM BADAZZ GRAPHICS THEN

[gruntlover2]

@krawlings117For the time Halo 1 had some of the best graphics

[l3igl3als]

awsome^^

[theoxtheory]

lol at transcribe audio when you put down a video game a national media lives

[Exilon0193]

First time i watched this before i played halo and when i saw the grunt I was just like. "Thats the enemy. A cute little alien. OMG so Cute. Why whold I kill one off them. "

Today:"Die you MotherF****r DIE DIE DIE DIE."

[cayman454]

cyber space b fukn up ur sense of direction boiiii

[krawlings117]

johnsons askin to be shotgunned in the face

[tenanaciouz]

HALOOO!!!! HALOOO!!!

[Eshayzbra96]

PVT chipss dubbo survived the first halo coz he's Australian XD the Aussie spirit will never die AUSSIE FTW

[friskydeadman]

YOU CANNOT TAKE A LADY TO THE LIBRARY! its free? well ok its not so bad...

[bt1990film]

halo 4 he gets a women

[mchief190]

AWW DUDE ITS JUST LIKE MY MOMMA...Johnson is off the wall hilarious in this video.

[CALLAHAN315]

fucking chips dubbo is the best.

[Mmaarrbblleezz]

I"LL KILL YOU ALL, YOU #$%^ING BASTARDS!

[nickinvader]

Recording the lines for a Halo game must be fun.

[mitchin8or]

howd u get this?

[chris02795]

@mitchin8or LLOLOLLOLL

[rapeistman6]

@Scnifeown FK TARD

[mitchin8or]

bet you cant stick it.

[BungieLeadsniper]

call a corps men o no you don't!

[DJDILLY09]

man johnson is just a legend

[halowolfgirlpitbull]

I miss Johnson :<

[sab2fan24]

4:20 XD they pervs

[CannibalCow116]

bleep them or by god theyll bleep you!!!!

... thanks for helping out

[Absalutly06]

11:14 - 11:17

OH GOD CORTANA SOUNDS HOT XD

[skyalmond]

"Thanks for helping out."

"Eh, no problem!"

BOOM

"Ha ha!"

[jojohernandez14]

jenkins ftw!!!

[zombiesrcuming4u]

White Johnson is played by the same guy who does all the the other marines. I always thought it was another guy.

[Th3KingC]

Johnson would make a great preacher.

[Sonicthehedeghog]

Johnson: Thanks for comeing out

Grunt: no problem =D

*BOOM*

[silentjohn117]

and guess what johnson there is no halo 4 and never will be a 4

[Dustin8008]

@silentjohn117 yea there will be a halo four 343 Industries confirmed theyll be making one. But you wouldnt believe me cus your one of those annoying yotubers

[ClanTheNuke]

@Dustin8008 I believe you, but only because i already read that on their site

[Allagasian]

Is it clear?

Hell on!

[xxkookxx5]

"hey clarsons is it clear" "HELL NO !" "shit" ............. i will bite your necaps off horrible bad things theeth and glosse........ i wet myself.............uhhhhhhhhhh­hh hey jason keep feeding me ideas"........ "oh wait i just thought of one" kiss my ass not so tough r u " FUCK U ALL I AM GOING TO TACO BELL

[4nimeBoy]

@burnboy1212 that's becuz that's the turret seat... =)

[krawlings117]

@4nimeBoy no in halo ce tanks didnt have turret positions that was the hatch lol it was an empty tank

[halofanaticboy]

@4nimeBoy yah stupid, you can't even drive it when you are in a different seat dumbass. Don't give a smile.

[burnboy1212]

0:01-0:05 there is no driver in the tank

[Chrizler34]

@burnboy1212 I thinks it's on a conveyer belt.

[silentjohn117]

@burnboy1212 wonder if everyone at the convention noticed that too

[xXHomerSimpsonXx]

what is the little scoccer ball at the next to the (CC) box and full screen tab

[krawlings117]

@xXHomerSimpsonXx idk igure it out and tell me idk either but i guess its supposed to block off most if not all vocal in a video

[xXHomerSimpsonXx]

@krawlings117 i found out its a vuvusela idk if i spellt that right but its a horn used at soccer games

[Th3KingC]

@xXHomerSimpsonXx I have no idea. it also plays the same sound over and over again. I never got that.

[jamion192561]

cortana gives me a boner... jk

[ManRupununi]

how did you get this mod>?

[Absalutly06]

@ManRupununi

it isn't even a mod.

[SonicSpeedy862]

LOLZ chip dibbo do some crocodile hunters words

[mysticninja186]

LOL

[n0va4lyf2]

OMG!!!! I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF WHEN JOHNSON SHOT THE GRUNT AND SAID "HAHA"

[twelve1213]

lol 

[Angelslayer007]

make a choice and get out! :D

[rudeboy3366]

omg lol "ehh no problem"......boom! lol

[krawlings117]

hey just so u know johnson i were pampers not diapers ha beat that lol

[deagla2]

Resist the NWO agenda, grow a herb/veg garden

[035577]

that first clip is from the Halo Launch Party

[DrsJacksonn]

Halo CE is a damn great game. I hope its coolness will be implemented into Halo: Reach.

[illlite]

200m south ne my position. learn math!

[Jesseroxoutoursox21]

Lol, mine froze when he said "You will address me as...".

[SliferNorth]

i love johnson. XD

[XxGhillieSuitManxX]

Call a corpsman.

No you don't!

Hold on I'm killin this guy over here i'll be right there!

[Myth0x2]

if they smell good and remind me of me i like em. the bathroom stank you cant do any women. lol.

[x0V3RK1LLx]

hahaha funny stuff

[cssrhm]

lol

[rcguy431]

kiss my ass hahahahaha

[zombiesrcuming4u]

I'LL BITE YOUR KNEE CAPS OFF!

[Loudyest]

@zombiesrcuming4u Best line ever!

[Jamesthemanocool]

Damn son, that grunt blew the f*** up

[MrClanzO]

i cant watch this it buffers every 5 secents

[bralma6]

lol did anyone else notice that the grunt changed at the begining?

[brandfoley]

@bralma6 yeah one mask to an other same with his air tank

[P2theinoy]

11:13 ^^

[Iamakh242104210]

I know what you think "Dude that looks like my mama" DON'T BE CONFUSED

[Whatsissname]

12:35 LMAO

[Haloman1126]

This is the best

[ityup36]

"Bet you cant stick it master cheif" lol

[TheFarmerboyproducti]

I was hoping for a master cheif one. ) :

[furiouspunkboy]

food nipple? nice

[impostirevil]

lol

[TheXboxReviewer]

"Call a corpsmen!"

"NO YOU DON'T"

[bluespartan10]

"QUIT MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS!! MOVE!! MOVE!! MOVE!!"

classic

[jmanueke]

"hardest of the hardcore"  LOL

[tdude900]

lol

[humblechild96]

"HALOO, HALLLOOO!" LOL. :D  .

[1pokemonrhythm]

howd u get 17:00 minutes????????

[starwarsandtffan]

maybe because in 2006 the time rules were diffirent

[Diddyfuzmonk3y]

ive seen a 32 min vid

[SuperQwertyuiop123]

ive seen a 40+ minute vid, type in halo 2 movie

[jack1mata]

cortana? cortana?

can ya.. can ya hear me in there?

HEY BITCH!

hahaha made my day xD

[lolzphail]

not gonna stick.. lol

[LawrenceBlake]

halo boy band......

[Gustavo3451]

xDDDD funny 5/5

[Marksman230591]

lol. I love Jenkins' plasma grenade screams.

"GET IT OFF OH GOD OH GOD GET IF OFF"

[jaredslayer47]

BLAM! HA HA!

[jbf501]

F*** them OR BY GOD THEY WILL F*** YOU! lol

[bloodsnow00]

@jbf501 thats what your mom said to me as she showed me a long line of teen hookers

[nairobi26]

Who does the Grunt's voice?

[1pokemonrhythm]

joseph staten

[TheMeganutts]

lol

[davedabrogan]

"Dude it looks just like my momma."

"DO NOT BE CONFUSED!"

[Jesse947asd]

wtf that grunt changes from curlback to normal

[yamahaR14life]

remember when this was top of the line graphic ^_^

[GAMELORD1308]

st jonson shot the grunt u monster

[MrJKapowey]

@GAMELORD1308 Saint Jonson?

[Ceaillinden]

Halo 4! IT'S PROOF

[kylegreenly]

its from the first halo demo and all the other halo's

[RaneNytku]

It was a joke..