Geez, get a grip, Utwig - at least Utwig science helped you get those Juggers to take anyone else on. The human ships are ramshackle and are stuck with firing disused MX missiles. If you guys are that depressed, go find the nearest fleet of Kohr-Ah, or something, before you get me depressed.
And I thought Marvin from hitchiker's guide was bad. If this is their "moderate depression" I'd hate to see how they are when they're really depressed.
"should I engage in slow and painful self-termination? Should I commit myself to a long life of painful self-flagellation? Should I cut myself with a razor blade? What type of razor blade should I cut myself with?" lol
i really enjoyed the utwig dialog in normal SC2, but when I played the UQM version with the speech I couldn't stand to speak to them... (or the yehat...)
They voices are like needles driving into my skull.
kanesoban 8 months ago
Geez, get a grip, Utwig - at least Utwig science helped you get those Juggers to take anyone else on. The human ships are ramshackle and are stuck with firing disused MX missiles. If you guys are that depressed, go find the nearest fleet of Kohr-Ah, or something, before you get me depressed.
KangarusGyrfalcon 10 months ago
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KangarusGyrfalcon 10 months ago
utwig ships are badass
broomunit 1 year ago
It sounds similar to a (very depressed) Marvin the Martian.
SyriusBelsferg 2 years ago 2
And I thought Marvin from hitchiker's guide was bad. If this is their "moderate depression" I'd hate to see how they are when they're really depressed.
Zellig 2 years ago 2
fokin' emos.
tychoSNM 3 years ago 2
"should I engage in slow and painful self-termination? Should I commit myself to a long life of painful self-flagellation? Should I cut myself with a razor blade? What type of razor blade should I cut myself with?" lol
gamerolled 3 years ago 2
he sounds like a whiny rich kid thats had it 'so ruff'...
survival12345 3 years ago 5
They are the ultimate emo kids.
Felidaise 3 years ago 4
One of the few good things about Star Control 3: the Utwig voice actor did a splendid job.
Kromgar 3 years ago 2
you mean an emo?
gamerolled 3 years ago
Aaah, the utwig, the most depressed of all aliens. This game is awesome!
Alexyvil 3 years ago
hmm, I've always wondered what that brown smoke in the background is...
Veke99 3 years ago
He farted. :-P
MagusJoseph 3 years ago 9
POOR SPLIB!!!
ladystorykeeper 3 years ago 2
i really enjoyed the utwig dialog in normal SC2, but when I played the UQM version with the speech I couldn't stand to speak to them... (or the yehat...)
grathapilot 3 years ago
I think it sounds more like Don Knotts. I'd pay this Utwig a dollar if it'd say, "You got-ta nip it in the bud, Andy!"
RevNoahWhateley 3 years ago
I have no idea why anyone would play this with voice acting turned on.
OrzInvasion 4 years ago
For the Spathi, of course!
CosmoWeaver 3 years ago 2
sounds like Dr. Phil on a bad day.
gdement 4 years ago
I actually like this voice. Sounds like most self-help people :)
jmarquiso 4 years ago 5
The voice has been recorded by Greg Johnson. Be sure to punish him fittingly.
Zelnick1732 4 years ago
lol, emo aliens.
neomage86 5 years ago 16