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  • created from dirt , the earth reversing, virgin birth... yeah JUST as stupid

  • Is Scientology just a parody of Christianity or other religions that is meant to show how ridiculous they all are? I just don't get it! If it's not, then I feel really sorry for them. And poor Oprah. That guy is the biggest idiot in the world, video proof above.

  • I cant stop laughing

  • All the audience where proberly hand picked tom cruise fanatics ;) to give TV and Poperah that extra slice of crap ;)

  • All Hail Lord Xenu!

  • great post 5* great song an lyrics ;)

  • where can I download this song

  • xenu was hitla! !!

  • This song ROCKS!! this should be the theme song for Battlefield Earth II.

    LOL

  • When the spaceship comes you'll all see. Tom Cruise is gonna rule all of us. my r-6 implant gives me super human powers. Zenu is gonna set us free. nyuck nyuck nyuck!

  • Tom Cruise really "goofed the floof" on Oprah, huh? I thought $cientologists were supposed to be cured of drug addictions.

  • haha at 4:00 and r these pple so fuckin retarted do belive this shit wow what idiots

  • LOL I cant believe they actually know that story and still believe in scientology.

    Haha so funny.

  • I know: That's why I worship Xenu! We spread thetans, re-establish R-6 Implants and do random tax audits. HAW HAW HAW!

  • hail LORD XENU

  • Hail Xenu!!!

  • scientology = BAD!!!!

  • I worship Xenu by playing Chick Corea records backwards. Hail, Xenu! Hail, Satan! IA Astarte'!

  • and Cthulhu and Arceus too ! they are like JOCK-eaters

  • "top gun for the next 200,000,000 years" yikes that would be a nightmare

  • The Legend of Xenu and Scientology is the most ridicules things that human stupidity can come-up with.

  • check out the galactic confederation lol is a ufo cult just like scientology

  • top gun for the next 200 million years hahahahahaha kick ass , where can i get this on mp3 ?

  • there's is no scape from a dc8 hahahahahaha awsome

  • rofl. that was the funniest fucking quote ever if its not real if those are actual quote by tom crooz then can go fuck himself.because that story of xenu's is the stupidest thing i've ever heard or seen.he also has my open permision now to freely go fuck himself for acting like a total douche on Operah.

  • Hail xenu. lol

  • This is one cool band. kind of a cross between the dead kennedys and the cramps.

  • pretty funny, lol.

    "you shouldn't of messed, with the r6 implants"

  • i prayed to xenu and he called me a dumb ass scientologist

  • someone watched to much star trek as a kid...these people are mental cases.

  • Silly. There was no star trek back then. Well. At most one series. And he was an adult when he made this. A drugged up adult. But adult nonetheless.

  • its a fuckin joke you dork.

  • I wiki'd it. I was actually gonna make some sort of joke like... "Clearly it's true if it's not from star trek. Who wouldn't believe in alien overlords using DC8s."

  • what are you blabbering about...go talk to xenu

  • some one wrote too much science fiction books

  • Lord Xenu is a baddass that's taking the $cicons away now! I let him escape!!

  • LULZ

  • pwnage

  • No offense, people, but the TUNE is "Monster Mash."

  • See you Saturday near the $cicult place.

    We're expecting a great turn out here.

  • WHy the hell would you believe in this cult that was invented by a pedophile???

  • not to mention a tweaker

  • Xenu is my Dark Lord hero.

  • lulz

  • Not really. Don't get me wrong, Christianity has its problems, but its not a cult, while scientology has all the characteristics of a cult. Highly profit driven, they try to intimidate people who don't agree with them, by means threats, suing, and even acts of violence, and lastly their extreme secrecy. Also, if you compare L. Ron Hubbard to Jim Jones they have some big similarities. Theres also big similarities between that sea org bullshit and Jonestown.

  • Christianity was spread, primarily by the sword, it teaches young children to obediently believe or burn forever in torturous hell. That my friend is brain control. Therefore it is a cult, in fact a cult of many sub cults. I realize Scientology is bad to, it sure hasn't killed or tortured as many as Christianity though.

  • but than again, christianity has been around far longer than schientology has lol

  • scientology seems to be like the mormon church of Latter Day Saints. Both were started by story tellers who wanted power from thier bullshit stories. God, Jesus Christ, and Santa Claus... it's all a bunch of shite!

  • That is the roman catholic church. The purpose of logic is to look at something in context. Newfag.

  • I see I won't comment here but i will on my chanel

  • besides liber8me, it wasnt RA, it was HORUS, but like boloforce said, zeitgeist is bogus.

  • yo that part of the zeitgeist film on religion is bogus!

  • the whole movie is bogus

  • No its accurate

  • liber8me lmao you got that from zeitgeist

    stop watching conspiracies and shit of that sort it just made you look like a total dumbass.

  • really? im just skeptical when i hear so much informatin on the internet and in texts showing older religions that christianity is suspiciously similar 2

  • Well, I LOVED this vid, it's funny, but now I am beginning to see why things get worse for regular people..."Far out" belief systems make it easier for wealthy people to rationalize cruelty, and odd beliefs.They say the more intelligent the mind, the more complex-psychologically -"play" should be.The more I learn about the cult of scientology,the more I realize that's true.

  • ahahaha i always laug my ass of when listening to this

  • rofl this is funny Nice

  • its like a baddly written episode of saul of the molemen!

    funny stuff

  • You shouldn't have messed with teh R6 implant!

  • i love to laugh at bs like this. P.S. anonymous will win

  • anonymous will win what?

  • Look up Project Chanology

  • "In Xenu We Trust"

    2-10-08

    "Expect Us."

  • i fight scientology

    searth for hacker declare war on chruch and pick the ''message to scientology''

    please fight this sick cult

    L.ron hubbard might be tried to enlighten us but his followers has currupted the organition,

  • No he wasn't, Hubbard made a bet that he could make money with a made-up religion. And that's a fact..

  • im tryin that shit

  • he wrote entries in his notebook like "All men are your slaves," and "You can be merciless whenever your will is crossed and you have the right to be merciless."

  • Was that sarcastic? I couldn't tell.

  • A pedophile who also discarded his son(who, by the way, attempted suicide) trying to enlighten us? Gimme a break. The guy was a psycho and so are his followers.

  • Attempted suicide, yes. But he eventually DID commit suicide.

  • This song frickin' rocks.

  • this song fucking owns

  • milkduds

  • hey its a new bullshit religion! should have stuck to the old our savior told us we are gods people line. ha this is something even religious people have to doubt

  • what's song called?

  • Hail Xenu!!!

  • Xenu sux!

  • i dont think you get the joke

  • sounds like dead kenndys

  • man he is completely un-screwed

  • No,Tom Fuck You.

  • relgion is just another variation of mankinds Us and Them attitude.

    it ok for Us to kill/enslave/oppress Them, beacuse our God/leader/pearent/schools say They are evil/weak/stupid/little more then animals.

  • One thing is religion and one another is fanatism.

  • cthulhlu i complety agree with you

  • Frickin frackin HILARIOUS. Catchy tune.

  • Ignorance is bliss, knowledge is power, and the manipulation of the ignorant by the strong is inevitable....

  • Ignorace is Strength

    This is what Scientologists also believe

    Incidentally, is it possible your Youtube comments to be deleted, because I think that a dumbass such as nailsrbroken erased them

  • I love satiric humor!

    And let's face it, this song tells the truth about them and Tom.

    PS: Ican't get enough of it!!!!!!!

    (Guess I'll buy the album.)

  • Damn you! I wanted to pay £5000 to find out this bullshit!

  • WE HAVE TO STOP TOM CRUISE

  • I just want to say that u made my day nailsrbroken

    I never get a better laugh than from people like you trying to tell everyone else what is right

    Go fuck yourself

  • Hail Xenu!

  • Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Cthulhu is not amused, infidels!

  • Who or what the fuck is Cthulhu? Is he related in this scam?

  • lol samsherbert, nah nothing to do with scientology, just a fictional sea creature created by H.P. Lovecraft in "Cthulhu Mythos" around 1930 :)

  • Remember this: A religion that isn't founded on a princple of faith, (as in God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, etc.) it can't be considered a true religion.

  • xenu sucks , i prefer cthulhu stuffs than this

  • I killed Cthulu and had his for dinner and than used H.P. Lovecraft as a toothpick. For I am XENU!!!!

  • New info top right... please read....

  • i worship big piles of shit

  • Holy shit!

    I would put my foot down if they kept knocking at my door,

    or maybe not.. it could get messy

  • All religions love money, you pay them money for heaven and get hell absolutely free, it's like buy one get one free at the shrine that is a supermarket for the dead.

  • no they don't mate

  • oooh yes they do... my mother told me so

  • well then your in the wrong one srry for you dude but i dont pay a penny for my faith lolololol your laughed at

  • I'm in nothing smart boy, stop assuming things and learn to speak with respect, faith itself is a tin cup for a blind man, I don't want to argue with you.. be good.

  • My religion uses the actual texts to show people what the religion is all about but your crowd are extorting money from people and pay millions on copyright a year please the fact there is any kind of alien in your belief system is a joke. and if the xenu story isnt true what is the core of your belief system?

  • and what makes you think i'm a Christian ?

  • FatsoJetson, your on here trying to dispute a lie with another lie, ALL RELIGION IS BULLSHIT

    LOL "my religion uses the actual texts" and in another comment you say "my religion is thousands of years older" ..... DAMN those documents must have been taken care of better than The Declrataion of Indepence lol, try to be more consistant in your lying :P

  • ye they all scams.. Religion is the opium of the masses (Karl Marx)

  • actually its "religion is the OPIUT's of the masses"

  • it's spelled 'opiate'

  • what ever :)

    fair enough, if i'm going to be pedantic, its fair that some one else does it to me.

  • I know ur kind. The only reason you're here is to destroy and to spread ur lies.

    Your aberration is well-known in scientology, but don't be afraid, it can be treated.

  • IDIOT waste your money if ya want. My religion is free and thousands of years older than L Rons Wacko dreams, and i cant ever read a scientology book because im not willing to fork out thousands of dollars just to read a crap version of sci-fi, why dont you e-mail me a copy of your books of course ya cant give me any info on xenu because even you dont know everything about your religion.

  • is ur religion where u worship the picture of your cousin in your closet? :) loser.

  • your going to go to hell man

  • clearing is all about freeing the millions of Body Thetans that are clogging your personal Thetan BULLSHIT!

  • Have you ever been in a scientology org? Have you ever read a book about scientology? Do you know ANYTHING about scientology excluding "Xenu"?

    I don't think so... "NOT very religious of you and your such a good scientologist oooo yea i forgot its not a religion its a money making scheme"

    Not very religious...hmm...interesting.­..

    I think of the early christians, how "religious" they were when they burnt up dozens of "heretics" in the middle-age...

  • You have been brainwashed nailsrbroken, how does it feel? Is it nice living in your world?

  • "Have you ever read a book about scientology?"

    Great idea, nailsrbroken. I have one to suggest to you: "A Piece of Blue Sky" by Dave Atack. You don't even have to buy it; you can read it for free on the internet. Learn about what your blessed OT7+'s do in the name of the "church."

  • How about the propaganda you spread?

    Your people are abused and neglected by the "Church" (bad use of the word; why is your symbol basically a cross?), you attack and sue anyone who speaks out against you people; now THAT'S NOT VERY RELIGIOUS

    What you do to critics is far different and worse than what the ESTABLISHED and RECOGNIZED religions have done

    Who stalks, harasses, kidnaps, and murders dissents?

  • agree wit samsherbert. real or not, christians have done alot of good stuff for people in africa with world vision and stuff. What has scientology done? beside sap ppl's money

  • amen brother

  • amen brother

  • firstly, learn your history, these "heretics" that were "burnt" in there "dozens", were in actually fact a rarity and were hanged, not burnt. secondly, all religion is for one reason, excluding the very few which i have respect for and have very little care for money, are here to control or gain control of either the people that believe in them, or to gain control of vast wealth, much like Christianity, or indeed, Scientology, i LOVE Scientology, its so easy to take the piss out of it.

  • YOU MEAN LEARN your HISTORY, NERD!!!!

  • Just take a look at YOUR last comment, slick, "Scientology is about to purge the world from u and ur kind, like it or not." NOT very religious of you and your such a good scientologist oooo yea i forgot its not a religion its a money making scheme weirdo cult and you know what common sense is about to purge the world from u and your kind, like it or not. MORON

  • "Don't let yourself get attached to anything that you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." These are your words YOU ARE A FUCKING ARSEHOLE

  • scientology is soo fucked up...its not a religion its a cult

  • all you L Ron lovers miss the point the guy was a failed sci-fi writer and you are stupid if you believe any of his shit and what answers can he give you? The way i see it is i don't need L Ron to make choices cause thats all life can put in front of you and if you cant make them for yourselves you are retarded

  • What "point"? Man, plz stop spreading ur fumbling statements and read some books first before you behave like that. You don't need scientology in your life, I understand.

    "The more they fear you, the more they wanna suppress you"

  • u r retarded and prove my last comment

  • Me? Retard? Just take a look at your last comment, slick...

    I won't waste any more good words on ur kind, wouldn't make any sense...

    Scientology is about to purge the world from u and ur kind, like it or not. :)

  • Step back and take a look at what you preach you idiot can you not see it or is that xenu using some r6 implant to keep the thetans down. C'mon Xenu when i showed my father that we pissed ourselves laughing at the name for about an hour it sound like a shitty alien from some 50's b movie, which leads us to the great L Ron a failed sci-fi writer. PLEASE if everyone was as stupid as you lot we would still live in clay huts.

  • i think you can go stick your xenu bullshit up your ass only in the states would this bullshit take off. people had enough trouble with religions in the old world and dont need some upity mongo with more money and more questions than brains spinning us another even more far fetched creation story.

  • So, how's 1984 treating you, nailsrbroken? Is Big Brother L Ron seeing that you get what you need? Is it fun to be decived to the extent that you live in an alternate reality?

    "The more they fear you, the more they want to suppress you"

    Hmmm, it seems like the "Church" is paranoid of its own members, then

  • u dumbass brain washed poor bastard enjoy being stupid and poor lols all round at u sir

  • Funny, it seems scientologist think anyone who is against them must fear them...and to prove the point they have their "fair game" policy, where anyone who speaks against them publicly is "fair game". Yeah, I fear being sued into submission like CAN (Cult Awareness Network - Now owned by scientlogists...) . Or perhaps being harassed and Private Investigators being sent after me....that is truly scary man!

  • you know, if people are dumb enough to believe this, let them, there are just hurting themselves, who cares

  • jesus is the way the truth and the life, nothing can get to the father but by him.

  • your joking i hope?

  • Correction, buddhists have several different kind and most of them dont beleive in what every big religion call "god".

    Buddhist is also not really considerate as a religion by people who "preach" it.

    Its mainly about philosophy, best exemple is: Dalai lama.

  • I think buddists believe gods exist, but they are trapped in this reality with the rest of us, so they are essentially useless. The only way out is to obtain nothingness (what nirvana really is)...which is sort of a depressing thought to me.

  • Buddists are monotheists. They believe in one god(Bhudda). U r thinking of Hindus.

  • No, you are wrong. Buddha is NOT a god in a Buddhist's eyes. Buddhism, if one were to call it a religion, would be an atheistic religion since they follow Buddha's teachings and not his body.

  • Scientologists KNOW what was and what comes after physical life, other religions don't know shit about that, they do BELIEVE, in absence of the ultimate proof. If you manage to move up the Bridge to OT VIII, you will witness the truth about the mechanism of the Universe, and how the "physical" and "spiritual" world relate to each other. Whoever put this footage together, it' clear that he/she don't know shit about scientology.

    It's only about dicrediting scientology, and L. Ron Hubbard.

  • He who KNOWS everything KNOWS nothing.

  • I don't think so. See for yourself.

    Read "Dianetics" first, then continue with "Scientology - Evolution of a Science" by the help of a good dictionary, making sure you clear all the words and definitions you wouldn't be able to define with your own words. You will have vital recognitions about all the things I've mentioned below if you do so, I guarantee.

  • Is that a money back guarantee?

  • Try the nearest library, you not gonna lose a dime :P

  • you know what comes after physical life...? Have you come back from the other side? Did Hubbard come back and tell you? I RLY don't want to come across as intolerant, i try not to, but how do you follow a religion created by a science fiction writer (especially such a cheesy one)?

  • 1. No I do not. 2. No, I haven't. 3. No, he didn't.

    4. I do not "follow a religion", scientology is an APPLIED RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHY, you don't have to FOLLOW it, you have to EMPLOY it.

    By the way... If Jesus Christ would have been a sci-fi writer (or carpenter, tailor, etc.)...shall I continue?

  • Jesus could make a chair or too yeah, but Hubbard was a Science FICTION writer. You get it...shall I continue?

  • oh and i'm sorry but the fact is that Jesus Christ wasn't a sci-fi writer though was he?

    And there's actual evidence to support the existence of Jesus, find me evidence for Xenu.

    You can't?

    too bad.

  • Actually Jesus didn't have to be Scifi writer because all he has brought was already written by jewish, egyptian, greek, and persian SCI-FI writers or what they called themselves prophets.

    Secondly history does not really have an evidence of jesus's existence. go read about it.

    So simply, scientology, christianity or any religion in general is just mere bullshit.

  • Deano -

    Perhaps you need to read a little more than re-hashed xian books. Most contemporary historians don't think Jesus existed. There is nothing in secular or extra-religious writings at the time of his supposed life to confirm he was real. Which puts him up there with Xenu - the books says he was real, but no-one else does. To you, that means he is real.

  • Greco-Roman historian Michael Grant, who certainly has no theological axe to grind, indicates that there is more evidence for the existence of Jesus than there is for a large number of famous pagan personages (eg Alexander the Great, Socrates, etc) - yet no one would dare to argue their non-existence.

  • Perhaps we didn't read the same book - the one I read by Michael Grant argued for JC existence but made no such claims about "more than Socrates etc" There is a bomb of evidence for Socrates, including HIS OWN WRITINGS.

    Even if JC existed, he personally wrote nothing, nor his followers (gospels are NOT eyewitness), and it certainly does not confirm any "miracles" as told in the NT.

  • There are no known writings of Socrates. We learn about Socrates through the writings of his students, such as Plato. Maybe you should read up on Socrates before writing about him? Furthermore, when you actually take the time out to read the gospel of Luke you will be able to see that it was written by an eye witness. As you have plainly shown here, you have an axe to grind just like most people and none of this is about truth. End of story, good night.

  • Stripedchair - thank you for your patronising comment about reading the gospel of Luke, but I have actually read the bible right through cover to cover, and Luke says in chapter one vs1-3, that he was not there, but determined to investigate to report to Theophilus.

    So perhaps you would like to read your bible before you write about it?

    Seems you have an axe to grind as well...

  • ok sorry, I gave you the wrong book. Sorry for my tone. I guess I too have an axe to grind. Anyways, have you read the portions of historical writings by the Roman historian Tacitus? He talks about Christ and the early christian community. He lived in the first century. As far as the Bible is concerned, I meant to say the book that Apostle Peter wrote has his testimony of being an eyewitness.

  • Back in India we have many families that trace their lineage back to 1st century hindu families that converted during the time of Saint Thomas, an apostle of Christ. There are many many other things we could explore on this topic as well, ..all I am saying is that it's a bit over the top to claim that Jesus did not exist, especially considering the historical writings that indicate that he did. Have a good day, bye

  • what historical writings are these? there is no mention of christ in any other historical and literal writing besides the Bible. The only mention of him is breif text by the Roman consul to Jews Josefus in the time of christ, but Josefus was known to lie alot.

  • you must go to public school to be that dumb.