Halo: Reach- 10 Ways to Tell if You're a NOOB in Halo: Reach (Machinima)

[HockeyRangers16]

The 10th way is if u make a video on how to be noob and give people mix emotions if the narrator is a boy or girl.

[BREEZYDADDY13]

the guy who made this is an ass

[ossibossi100]

You can actualy kill an enemie rather quickly with a DMR if you shoot four shots i the body and finish with a headshot.

[SpartoiEliteSquad]

why do you need to grenade jump if you have a jet pack. :|

[tiffyj85]

No this is the 10 ways to tell if you SUCK.

[falcon98765XX3]

your armor sux dude

[falcon98765XX3]

the secret 11th way to tell if your a noob is if you make retard videos like this and act out all of your charactors

[blastfistful]

i disagree with #8 random noises can make stuff hilarious ^^

[LukeSullivan97]

Psychiatrist? You mean psychologist? lol...

[Vahi5]

The only one of these I have an issue with is the one about the DMR; shouldn't it be if you completely miss with the DMR, as shown, rather than simply failing to go for the headshot?

Or did I noobishly miss something obvious?

[TheHellraiser49]

Hey dude grenade jumpin is pretty hard i bet you cant even do it.

[beastmachine123]

@TheHellraiser49 plus, he used a plasma grenade.

[The1sunnydmusic]

Your a noob if you watch or make videos on how to tell your a noob.

[beastmachine123]

@The1sunnydmusic you obviously watched it, or you couldn't have commented

[007gameguy]

That's the noobiest noob ever

[ArnulfoSalgado]

why am I subbed to this asshole? I'm out

[gameronline152]

i do that random mic thing all the time just to piss ppl off

[TheKerplode]

this is the gayest and most unfunny thing I've ever seen

[NakedMonkey333]

the head bobbing is shit

[ReelzPro0104]

Epic head bobbing.

[crudedude123]

Using armor lock is noobish anyway...

[Bateman3344]

why is number 6 a different spartan?

[croakly]

Lol so many people do these things its not funny

[back2edge4u]

11th way to tell if you're a noob: watching this video

[JDMulraney]

11th way to tell if your a noob: make a movie about the the 10 ways how to tell your not a noob cause im trying to convince myself i'm not a noob.....

[iTzDannyNL]

I use jetpack inside buildings....

To get to the top floor.

[TheOkami1113]

I think another one is when you sprint from a mile away trying to shoot me with a DMR. You're going in a straight line, fool, 5 shots to the head, fo' you!

[scottybuenites]

i like this video

[Dedramalapentrai]

obvioulsy u are a noob .______________.

[JC5481]

Who told the crap in the fails, a 4 year old child?

[jake42443]

Well funny

[pk87ful]

the random noise one is not a noob move cuz i love to annoy people by doing that

[Snowfut2000]

@pk87ful Noob.

[TheGamerFry]

like this comment if you dislike this video

[stirlsisepic]

why would u grenade jump when u have jet pack?

[Scar8400]

You know you're a noob when you make a video describing noobs..

[renegader73059]

you know your a noob when you kill yourself with rockets on ground level...

also, your NOT a noob if you make weird noises into your mic while playing. me and my friends do that all the time and we pwn da pplz

[Snowfut2000]

@renegader73059 Noob. You deny.

[TheAmericanDiablo]

you know your a noob if you know everything that makes you a noob

[TheNeonWasp]

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[mdvideosgamespics]

LOL! :D Funny video. But those things don't really mean your an noob it might just mean your new to the game or something else. I don't know. Anyways I liked that video. Awesome job man! :D

[awesomeness977]

3:52 PIG! :P

[gingaboy80]

This guy is fucking retarded

[MegaSoccerstar88]

i can't believe i watched the whole video

[geist351]

u suck

[angryboy2k9]

And number 11 on the list is, if you call OTHERS a noob or complaing and say they cheated when they killed you legitimately.

[xXRAZORFI5TXx]

Silly noobs , ha ha haW

[ThePagman007]

i jetpack innside AND PWN ALL?

[angryboy2k9]

@ThePagman007 Do you do it in a BIG high-roofed room though? If it is somewhere with plenty of head-space then fair enough because you're a harder target :P

[ThePagman007]

@angryboy2k9 nope i just jetpack up hit the roof they try and shoot my feet and i have an easier target on there head i mainly do it on sword base corridoors also it sometimes will save me if a plasma is right below me

[UncleRuckus101]

10 ways to tell if your a noob. 1-10 If you play Reach on a regular basis when you have the option of any other Halo game

[GRAVEMIIND]

@UncleRuckus101 So people who have the mental capacity to form an opinion are noobs?

[UncleRuckus101]

@GRAVEMIIND Well when you consider noobs to lack skill and someones opinion favors the least skilled game out of a whole franchise then...yes!

[RobertDiNero99]

Well i must be a mega noob

[icereaper88]

and becouse it was brought to my attention this whole videos really not directed at noobs its directed at retards who don't know how to dial the number for 911(which is reffering to being retarded beyond compare)

[icereaper88]

my freind wears the same helmet and its never that motion sensitive

[MrRyan9000]

Every time someone has T-bagged my corpse in a match they usually end up humiliated by me. Once they have bagged my corpse it becomes a heavily rage filled grudge on a very personal level.

[Bloodlust9896]

And u have all ten of your own symptons

[mrDorgat1]

Another way to tell you are a nerd: try to make your spartans shoulders look as big as possible. It's not effective (It looks like shoulder armor, not actual shoulders), it looks terrible, and it just shows that you're desperate to look big.

[loporina]

Also, using the rocker launcher isn't being a noob. The rocker launcher is a perfectly fair way to kill someone. You ARE a noob, however, if you call people noobs for using the rocker launcher...because...obviously you get killed a lot by rocket launchers. A pro should know how to avoid rocket launchers.

[loporina]

The 11th way you can tell if you're a noob is if you make one of these Machinima videos and you're character looks like it's having a seizure instead of actually talking.

Also, I don't think not being able to grenade jump counts as being a noob. Grenade jumping is hard, and even pros die quite often when trying to do it.

[Link6597]

Double punchers are also kind of annoying

(has anyone else noticed?)

[Hennerz632]

You can be crap and not be a noob, a noob is someone who spams grenades uses noob combo etc and they can still be good at the game and even if someone is crap that doesn't mean they shouldn't play. DICK

[TheHaloking31]

@Hennerz632 all noobs are crap but not all crap are noobs

[Hennerz632]

@TheHaloking31 COD MW3 all noobs use FMG9 akimbo which gives them good KD

[TheJdude2]

omgosha this is rich

btw ur a noob

[TotalSweetness100]

don't forgot yonikin

[SLFChow]

That was a shit video. Why can't I dislike? Oh yeah, because you're a pussy.

[Tylerspy7]

That was a funny video lol. Most of what you said on it was true for noobs. Nice vid

[XD13shadow]

one way to know your a noob is if your use a rocket launcher

don't be a pussy shoot me like a man(or woman)

[coltonsmith1000]

Some stuff is true duty dude this is a retorted video

[swooshbearz]

i showed all of the symptoms IM A NOOB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(

[Voltzap]

it aint celebrating its when ur annoyed and only noobs now how to be a noob

[lucastrooper]

celebrating is the most funny part of HALO

[omgacat520]

I dont celebrate kills, I FUCKING DESTROY PEOPLE, if they teabag me.

And that voice was that AGGRAVATING!

[Link6597]

number 4 bothers me the most cuz(mainly in hemorrhage)people will kill you if you take the sniper, then take it and not use it. Then, when u betray them and take the sniper back, they boot you for betraying.(it wont let u boot them when they betray u)

[Pulkadrage]

@Link6597 OMFG thats so fkn annoying that used to happen to me all the time before i got banned lol

[supersayien1001]

@Link6597 I'm just starting out on Live battles, so I wanted to see what I need to stop doing to not be a noob. Two things I will not take is

1.) Betrayals (they will get booted)

2.) Tea-Baggers (I'll kill them if they aren't on my team)

[fsjal117]

@Link6597 don't betray your teammate if he betrays you. just make him betray you again and boot him.

Don't be a noob.

[DarkspineSonic759]

@Link6597 Finally someone else that happens to! I hate it when that happens!

[zgtfreak]

@Link6597 OMG HE'S A DERANKER!!!!

[Stormtrooper9837]

@Link6597 Also it sounds like the Chinese word for Death

[Chatzzzz]

I do some of those things... But I don't usually end up getting killed... lol

[Invincible40000]

@Governm3nt do u have any mother fucking idea how to play halo?

I'm in mlg and I do that shit and I no u do so just STFU

[princesslollipop1]

omg that sounds like the whiny lil kids im get stuck with

[nickwasfruity]

WHY CAN I NOT DISLIKE THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!

[mojoflowboy]

You're very bad at making machinima.....who the fuck bobs their head up and down that fast?

[michaelhevey]

the sixth way to tell if your a noob is if you use armor lock... AT ALL!

[Maxladysman]

how this for the tenth.... try putinG a fuckinG G on your words

[yomghhh]

You know if your a noob if you play halo reach.

[DarkspineSonic759]

@yomghhh What, you expect us to play CoD?

[blinkrules100]

is there any way NOT to be a nube???

[randomacity1000]

i cant grenade jump :o

[TheAnk55]

i know im a noob cuz i suck

[Nefault1st]

2, 3, and 8 bother me the most, and of course stupid 10 year olds do them the most.

[Inika5189]

I know im a noob because I suck.

[DarknessXER]

I wouldnt say im a noob, i'd say im that crazy dude who charges into battle and usually gets gunned down by a sniper rifle.

[Takkun10th]

Hmmmm. I think it was meant to be funny xD but i do not think that is how you tell if someone is a noob lol. Someones people do random stuff like that just for the hecks

[TheMincepieman]

I do all of those.

[TheShadowstalker11]

you're a noob if you use armor lock at all!

[UKGamerX360]

@TheShadowstalker11 so you're say you become noob if you use armour lock to defeat a noob who is vehicle whoring in a ghost?

[TheTaleOfSirRobin]

I wonder if anyone remembers the "10 ways to know your a Noob" Halo 2 video.

[TheShadowstalker11]

@TheTaleOfSirRobin i do i just saw it.

[Governm3nt]

You're a noob for using armor lock, needler, and double melee. AND have inclement weather with full, fat security armor. And camp in corners with shotgun and swords.

[2Lazy4aRealName]

Yankie doodle went to town

riding on a pony

the bouncing up and down was fun

so then he got a bony

[OwnManatee]

bad a movie

oh andyou will die in 7 days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour if you do tomorrow will be the best day of your life

[ZteffenTheBatFan]

i can't grenade jump does that make a n00b???

[michaelhevey]

@ZteffenTheBatFan yes, yes it does

[ZteffenTheBatFan]

@michaelhevey aaaww ); well atleast i don't deni it :D

[DarkspineSonic759]

@ZteffenTheBatFan I think he was joking on that one. Grenade jumping is hard for even the pros.

[mellomanis16]

oh shit mom i got something to tell you

[sickness324]

I think I died from laughing too much from 2:44 and am currently haunting my computer to talk about it.

[bonzihunter]

thumbs up if you can tell that the person who uploaded this video is a total noob XD

[Jordan84386]

@bonzihunter Just gave you Thumbs Down MF ^^

[hat123ish]

bro ... number two is for ALL YOU 10 YEAR OLDS ... stfu

[Chompy1804]

If I make random noises when playing, i just switch off the mic

[09Thewilson]

12. Think that grenade jumping is a cool thing.

[dancindavemac1]

Nobody grenade jumps

[dancindavemac1]

2:43 your

[legowarlord2605]

11. If you watch how to tell your a noob video for any video game

[Briguy6996]

You forgot to add if your team asks you to stop playing because you suck

[MetalArmsProductions]

And only use them on people. On vehicles it's ok.

[MetalArmsProductions]

11. If you instantly go for the power weapons (rocket launcher, fuel rod cannon, concussion rifle, etc.) and continue to use them for most/all of the game.

[Davidt963]

@MetalArmsProductions nope, thats the whole point of the game, map and weapon control ;)

[mahatango747]

I love it how the narrator was in the bathroom the whole time jittering....

[MyHummusproductions]

yankey doodle went to town riden on a pony stuck a feather in barrney then was a dinosaur from outer spa......AAAAAAAA!

[SteelDeath36]

I cannot grenade jump, I'm a baseline player, as in, I don't bother with weapons... I just run in and kill people... >:)

[SXRXE]

11. Shakin' when pretending to be talkin'.

Also, I lol'ed on the betrayal one xD

[MrWashingtub]

at the end suicide lmao

[XModernGuyX]

Some ppl like to team kill in infection.

[Oxideist]

@XModernGuyX I kill everyone in an infection match, its the best lol cause everyone gets paranoid and kills eachother after a while lol

[makai456]

I do half of those, but only for the lulz.

[VeWChrisLovesSarah]

i'm just wondering how you managed to find me in all those games xD i love being a noob ^^

[Alex813081]

one way to tell if your a noob is if u watch this gay video

[lexievv]

do non of them all but i just play halo so i am learning to shoot more for the head now and stuff like that :P but its pretty noob to call ppls noob and make a vid about it isnt it?

[tommytompkin]

one way to tell if your a noob on any game is if you try hard instead of playing for enjoyment

[MrDevastation101]

another way to tell if you are a n00b is if you rage-quit from being killed ONCE

[natbou72]

Cool!

Now i know i am not a noob.

[BarryHung22]

Ya whatever u probably use jet pack or invisible every game which is jus the same

[Animation4fun]

The sixth way to tell if your a noob is not if you use armor lock for no reason. It is if you use armor lock at all.

[MrTurtlefan21]

The 11 th way you can tell you are a noob is by shakin your head up and down pretending to talk

[PenguinMaster686]

@MrTurtlefan21 So your saying the guys at Rooster Teeth are NOOBS!?!? >:O

[TheRedTigerProject]

My Friend Does All Of The Above.

[windingism]

SO if I was Going To Buy Halo I Should Not Do This

[Wack1002]

I'm sorry but this video was terrible. Bad voice acting, writing, machinima and presentation. Most points seemed thrown in to raise the count to ten (lockin', annoyin').

[NekoMushaChan]

I think your the one who needs to seek help :P

[teeheereebee2]

11th way, if your voice sounds gay! (hint hint nudge nudge)

[sambchdm]

there are actually some justifications for doing #4.

[NobleRookieSix]

Betraying your teammates on purpose doesn't mean your a noob, it means your kind of an asshole. And I only did that once because this guy on my team keeps on betraying and teabaging me. He's a dick.

[jdude99lolz]

im gonna show this to my friends and say told you so, you are a noob

[superdadiyo558]

that guy was moving his head like crazy

[BelialHedgehog]

this is stupid.

[saur55]

Im a noob at this because I just got the game, without having ever played a Halo game, expect twice in my life, one of them was Halo 2 on LAN party, the other was Halo: Reach, for like 30 seconds, and I don't do any of these things...

[Go2hellnwait]

silly noob, favorite phrase through the whole vid!

[TheGamerzWorld888]

is ur gamertag sangheililee?

[dahalomaniac]

another way to tell if your a noob is if you camp in the same spot throughout the entire game (that really ticks me off)

[killjoy510]

so what your saying is that my brothers a noob?

[JeffHardyFan3399]

silly noob hahaha

[HalfWereHaiti]

i'm a noob

[MoNsTrOsItY18]

and if they also use the sword and camp at lifts, or use camo and hangout with sniper in a corner, or if they run up to you to break your shield and try and finish you off afterwards.

ALL N00B.

[UnderAPileOfDix]

actually the tenth way you can tell if someones a noob in Halo Reach is if you grenade jump when you have a Jetpack -_-

[x30tms30x]

#4....-3

[MrBlackcops101]

The 1 way to till if nerd in reach if you make vid like this D= tumbs up if agree.>=

[CQC204]

Its not "Using Armor Lock for no reason AT ALL", It's "Using Armor Lock".

[RUCKAREUPLOARDER1582]

if u use ur jetpack in the buildin u were in the open area so there a hideout sniping position but u can reach it on foot

[Betrce77]

I LOVE the voice!

[peruvianking22]

Fuck! 7 our od 10 -.-

[Epicaleb289]

I am 7 out of that 10

[MysticShadowofDeath]

The hardest part about grenade jumping is timing your jump perfectly.

[SillyLittleHoboMan]

I didnt know they were recording me play

[ZealousSangheili]

@SillyLittleHoboMan - That's actually one of my favorite posts so far...