Happy Wheels - Diet Plan - (Episode 1)

[OddworldRush]

Dude, nice FC!

[TheWarezer]

Holla! Have you ever tried - fast abs magic (should be on google have a look)? Ive heard some pretty good things about it and my m8 got hot 6 pack abs and lost a lot of fat with it.

[OpticJokEr0]

if only diet shos were like this "sigh"

[gabriel7037]

do it...YES,you have been blown into the FUCKING STRATOSPHEAR,good day,good day.

[VitrioIic]

ive never laughed so hard...

[roflshank33]

The biggest loser

[azzadeadly]

2:05 LOL

[lsadecki]

@azuritereaction , when are you streaming?

[azuritereaction]

@lsadecki in about 20 minutes on youtube

[DivineWings9839]

Errr not runes rhymes

[DivineWings9839]

LOL ( how do u come up with these runes or do u write them? )

[TheShadowman60]

Dez, i made a level. Will you check it out next episode?

[azuritereaction]

@TheShadowman60 send me an email at my email on my channel page about it

[ranchdressing]

Jesus Christ, dude, you were HILARIOUS in th beginning!

[Monkeyfish48]

In Happy Wheels, the Cola is called "Cock Cola" :)

[TheAmanda371]

I mostly heard the word Fu*k...

[kellymich12]

could you tone down on the cussing plz

[NintendexF8000]

I PAYED THIRY... MOTHER... FUCKING... DOLLARS... FOR THIS COKE... IN THE YEAR... TWENTY... FIVE... HUNDRED... AND IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK IT! I'M DONE! GOOD DAY I'M GOING TO SLEEP...

[113CrazyMan]

am i watchin epicmealtime

[randombadger899]

NO PAIN NO GAME DATS WAT DEY SAY.

[isodapro1]

your so funny

[yoyoboy1337]

steavland cleamer? lol

[pupgirl09]

2:20 A whole list of shit

[Keltfire88]

What did you search "shit"?

[ginshin25]

what is that song playing in the background

[172kristofer]

ewething is shit why is that XD

[OneUnited555]

you sound like Mitch Hedberg!

[azuritereaction]

@OneUnited555 i am his son from an alternate reality, obviously

[ilikefunnyvideos505]

Shit today, i cant load the site because theres a internal error with the fuckin puppy picture.

[123LovelyGamer]

uh i didnt know tht was a lady @1:34

[gloompelt]

So much swears!

[ZurbunINC]

I LOL'd so hard!

[ZaneBombs]

you are makeing me shit you are soooo FUCKING FUNNY

[21HarryM]

Hey everyone,

If you could do me a HUGE favour I would be eternally grateful if you checked out my channel. It’s really difficult to get views and new subscribers, and I hate to advertise myself this way, but it’s the only way I can get your attention. Thank you for taking your time to look, I really appreciate it!

Harry

[crazzyguy77]

@21HarryM you spelled favor wrong.

[mikeishome69]

LOL STEAMBOAT CURSE LOLOLOLOL

[randombadger899]

H-O-LY SHIT @ 4:45

[Namingishard099]

Holy fucking shit finally another fucking person who fucking swears as much as I fucking do

[Niyamaha]

2:00 end of first lvl

[thatdrummerguy1995]

@060steve the quality of the video doesn't matter as long as the video itself is good...... And 360p Is fine ...... You're just retarded

[thatdrummerguy1995]

@steve060 the quality of the video doesn't matter as long as the video itself is good.....and 360p is fine....

[060steve]

I'm scared :(

[tracye4ou]

Yeah dude

[imdeonerik]

wtf at 4:30

[UltimateChimera60148]

"Suck that dick, your arm's gone, GOODBYE!"

[sethjauregui187]

how many dam times did this guy say FUCK

[MrMrdeclano]

@azuritereaction why do yu swear likes steamboat

[azuritereaction]

@MrMrdeclano no idea what this means

[robocu4]

@azuritereaction He said Why do you swear like a sailor I think... That guys a douche. :P

[EDEDDEDDY9]

@azuritereaction Hey dez theres a new Happy wheels character :D

[azuritereaction]

@EDEDDEDDY9 thanks for telling me, just checked, I'll have to do new videos with santa!

[EDEDDEDDY9]

@azuritereaction Can it be on the level i made you :D?

[haydeepooh97]

@azuritereaction question. are you a gangster?

[azuritereaction]

@haydeepooh97 a straight up g

[haydeepooh97]

@azuritereaction makes sense :D

[randombadger899]

@MrMrdeclano CUZ IT FUCKIN FUN. O^O

[MrPom1554]

Anyone else notice that all the levels have atleast the word "shit?"

[Joshrocks710]

@MrPom1554 thats because he searched take a shit

[sheilajames1]

i love you :))))

[HuggableSpongebob]

I am guessing before the video he searched, "shit"

[Grouchygoblin]

This isnt commentary its jyst a guy trying to be cool cursing

[azuritereaction]

@Grouchygoblin not trying to be cool, it's natural speech patterns for me, grew up around family/friends that cursed a lot and it's got no negative connotation with me due to that, etc.

[EDEDDEDDY9]

@azuritereaction You didnt end the happy wheels series did you?

[azuritereaction]

@EDEDDEDDY9 it will never end :)

[EDEDDEDDY9]

@azuritereaction :D Well i havent been seeing the videos for it.And i cant find you on facebook.

[azuritereaction]

@EDEDDEDDY9 my facebook link is in the info of the video, as is a lot of other good links :)

and there are 29 more episodes of this on my youtube, just go to my youtube and pick playlists, then "happy wheels"

[EDEDDEDDY9]

@azuritereaction Oooooooooh :D 

[sharrkx]

@Grouchygoblin

[Lugo428]

I started watching this mid-series. To be honest, I was afraid it wouldn't be funny. Boy was I foolish.

[azuritereaction]

@Lugo428 Well thanks :P

[lolzer140]

dude you srlsy talk very much and the much of it is cursing or how you type that

[sheilajames1]

BLOW THE LEGS OFF XD PEDO BEAR IS WATCHING YOU IN YOUR CLOSET XD........ what the firetruck

[sheilajames1]

to much cursing :/ my mom was behind me >:( thanks alot b*tch

[azuritereaction]

@sheilajames1 the irony

[KrazyKrippler]

@azuritereaction You are awesome man. Play the newer featured levels like Rogue Commander and Super Meat Boy 1-1 (thats the name of the level, i'm not shitting you) also try out the polygon tool.

[233Markus]

@sheilajames1

lol

[TheWhaleTerm]

@sheilajames1 why was she there dumbass

[TheTrane59]

let me guess you searched shit right?

[azuritereaction]

@TheTrane59 huh?

[TheTrane59]

@azuritereaction you typed on the search box shit because i see every level that called is shit

[jjzzta]

what did you use to record to use this cause I'm thinking of makeing commentary.

[azuritereaction]

@jjzzta i used xsplit to capture the game screen, and fraps to record that

[TheLegofreak123]

02:33 is there a pie??? a shit!!!

hahahahaha!

[PwnagePwnz1]

Best rapper EVER!

[PwnagePwnz1]

Random. I like it. >:3

[TheWhaleTerm]

hey when is your next happy wheels livestream

[TheWhaleTerm]

dude i love you and al and love your vidz and yea but my parents can hear youcursing so much but anyways best of luck

[BunnyUnite]

You're cussing is a little awkward..

[98kingjoey]

How did I get from Nyan cat to here

[87CrosbyPensMalkin71]

Haha that was fuckin funny

[Digitsmith]

Just to tell u ur commentary is not funny ... it's annoying

[gmodfan11]

@Digitsmith SPAAAAAAAAM!

[yehoon13]

@azuritereaction I meant the part two diet plan "Harpoon in the ass!"

[xSeigexLeonisx]

Is there a pie... Oh FUCK.

Best line out of the video, to me at least.

[yehoon13]

@azuritereaction Can you give me a link?

[azuritereaction]

@yehoon13 youtube doesn't allow links in comments: if you go to my channel, then go to my playlists, it should be there too, or just search "happy wheels osama bin laden weakness"

[rokkarokkaali]

@azuritereaction ARE YOUU RAPPER?

[AngelofAwsomeness]

@azuritereaction can you play Happy Wheels again with the new character the game added?

[yehoon13]

WHERE THE HELL DID THE PART 2 GO?!?!?!?

[azuritereaction]

@yehoon13 it's still there? just click the upper right annotation

[mercs2isAWESOME]

"Do it.. *poof* YES! YOU GET BLOWN INTO THE F**ING STRATUSPHEAA." I lol'd so hard right there.

[cheetachugers]

this one vid made me sudscribe

[yizzytotheyo]

lil guy



[TheDanny08able]

can you stop cursing for 1 VIDEO?

[azuritereaction]

@TheDanny08able You mean pretty much half the azuriteblogs videos (well over 100+) and almost every "real life" video on this channel? yeah, I think I can

[Mattandjeffhardyfan1]

my brother told me to check this game out it suck -__-

[Xamazenen]

6:03 - 6:16 awesome rap! :DD

[TheWhaleTerm]

why do you curse so much plz anser

[azuritereaction]

@TheWhaleTerm because

[TheWhaleTerm]

@azuritereaction becuause what bro oh and can you add me

[TheWhaleTerm]

@azuritereaction you dont do that in your vlog vidz

[azuritereaction]

@TheWhaleTerm because i'm showing that it's not something like tourettes or something i *have* to do, i.e. it's easily able to be stopped, but yeah, if i'm speaking natural with no inhibitions, then i'm going to curse as I do because everyone else around me does the same thing, without negative connotations

[TheWhaleTerm]

@azuritereaction oh k well thx for adding me and i think it would be cool to do minecraft together... how bout it bro

[ImDevon1]

@TheWhaleTerm because thats who he is....

[Vrictus]

I think I threw up in my mouth a little. If I had a dollar for each time you swore in this video, I'm positive I'd have enough to purchase a house, full mortage.

[azuritereaction]

@Vrictus So you're actually somehow offended by the cursing in this video?

[Vrictus]

@azuritereaction I found your amount of swearing monotonous. Perhaps you could provide actual, coherent commentary?

[azuritereaction]

@Vrictus Well, the other 741 people who liked this as well as the many people who liked the subsequent episodes were able to comprehend the commentary and find coherency in it, so I'm not sure what to tell you.

I would say you're too sensitive to cursing, but your profile tag talks about cocaine, which is probably about 20 times more offensive than any curse word, as well as you being subscribed to multiple people who curse at least as much as I do (if not more) so I'm not sure what to say.

[Vrictus]

@azuritereaction I find it rather humorous that it took you nine hours to generate a reply. I'm going to guess that you sulked through my profile to gather ammunition to use. Regardless, I'm past the point of caring. Good day.

[azuritereaction]

@Vrictus It actually took about 30 seconds, because there's something we do called "sleep" as human beings, but that might have been too deep for you to understand the coherency of. :O

p.s. when people use the "I don't care anymore" comment shortly after immediately trying to attack someone, they generally either have lost the argument or realize they have no comebacks, and end up coming off as a hipster who is "too ironic" to have cared, so great job!

[Vrictus]

@azuritereaction My calling me a Hipster, you've just extended this. Or rather, I'm simply going to put this here to aggress. If you're going to coherently discuss this, why in God's gray Earth would you slur out profanities faster then your average "professional" rapper?

[azuritereaction]

@Vrictus 1) I thought you were past the point of caring?

2) I grew up in a family and environment where cursing has no negative connotations, as it's used just like most people would use "shoot" or "darn", but the cursing gives it that extra strength/exclamation.

3) Why would you be bothered by cursing when your tagline is about cocaine, and you're subscribed to people who curse far more than I do?

4) It's also something that apparently entertains people, as many famous comedians do the same.

[akspwill]

holy fuck man i you make me laugh so much that i nearly exploded

[leewhite10]

at 1:42 it looks like penis in her ass

[akspwill]

holy fuck you make me luagh the sin of me

[FashionWithAttitude]

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard when the arrows hit his body.

Gore is just so funny man :'D

[thebigman4444]

I curse moderately.One bad word every two fucking sentences

[yehoon13]

HAHAHAHA THE DIRT PLAN IS AWESOME

[Greenchaos100]

Cuss ? ... Cuss...! its Curse/Swear!!!

[Squishymcpwn]

Fat lady commentating win.

[DrayFan12]

That second map looks epic.

[DUBspirit]

2:34 "Is there a pie? Oooh fuck."

[C0BsT3R]

Actually, Scratch that, pretty much the WHOLE video was filled with cussing.

[C0BsT3R]

the first 1:24 seconds were just FILLED with cussing

[azuritereaction]

@C0BsT3R exactly

[GokuDussek1232]

Epic!

[pokemon0419]

why do you cuss so much....

[azuritereaction]

@pokemon0419 why don't you cuss that much?

[pokemon0419]

NOT REALY

[pokemon0419]

wow very apropret

[TheWhaleTerm]

i was laughing the whole go damn time

[TheWhaleTerm]

i was laughing so god damn much

[mrbrumakify]

Who lol d at the name of the track "Megarampskateshit"

[fattiedew]

in 1:50 she got a shit ling from her ass

[gabgab676]

thumbs up if you watch more happy weel because of nova

[dudeguy371]

2:28

every level contains the word 'shit'

[NintendexF8000]

@dudeguy371 That's cuz he searched the word 'shit'.

[FireDragonKaryu]

2:36

Is there a pie?

"BOOM!"

Fuck! xD

[fattiedew]

u made me spill my milk out my nose

[fattiedew]

hahahahahahahahaha

[elvismoraes19]

Hey! Have you ever tried intellectus 424 diet (just google it)? Ive heard some extraordinary things about it and my mate lost lots of weight with it.

[CharmieKid]

By the way, before anyone makes any jokes about the number of dislikes, just know that one of them was me accidentally. 

[MrMrdeclano]

Every 2 seconds u say fuck

[MegaJetski1]

haha this is the 5th time ive watched this and i still laugh so hard

[InvaderLER]

Is there a pie? Oh FUCK!

[Ducttapeupurass]

fuck

[Liveyourlifecrazy]

What is wrong with this guy, I love it! XD

[kakokapolei123]

3:16 they already made that called 1,000 ways to die lol

[ArmstrongProductionz]

Best Commentary Ever!

[link123triFoRce]

Omg I lost my voice, and have tears in my eyes. I played 2:34 - 4:20 at least 7 times!!

[Kinbir]

I tried to drink Pepsi while watching this, it just came out of my eye e.o

[Atiel13]

2:04 - 2:30 ... every level has at least one "shit" in its name :D

[plexyan734]

I litteraly fell off my chair and started rofling while watching this

[MrCRAZYDUDE44]

how do u grab onto ur mayo and stuff?

[TehFlyingPancake]

@MrCRAZYDUDE44 Space.

[chrisalex5498]

EPIC

[FreshFauxFaux]

Does anybody know what AzuriteReaction uses to record flash games like this one?

[azuritereaction]

@FreshFauxFaux camtasia

[GingerCab]

@azuritereaction I use Camtasia too, but everything is really slow. You can look at my videos to see an example. Any tips on increasing FPS?