Everyone's a Little Bit Racist

[gallantmon8]

Niglett nig

[runedude65]

I felt a little bit of sympathy for hitler while istening to this.

[PSReldus]

"What are you trying to say, huh? That we all look the SAME to you!?"

"NO!"

"HAH!?"

"NO!"

"HAH?!"

Princton buddy, where you been?

The term's "Bitch. Please."

[Killjoy45]

Am I racist if I hate even myself?

[tjl1297]

@Killjoy45 no, it means your emo

[littlechrisbigkiss]

Especially the Austraians. :o)

[psxworld101]

i would love to see Avenue Q live :D, i'd kill to see it!

[Aradessa12]

So I have to learn goddamn english...... intersting well umm I ALREADY DO

[givesgoodface]

@Aradessa12 You already do learn it? Maybe work on grammar and punctuation a bit more.

[Aradessa12]

@givesgoodface dude this isn't school I don't have to talk and type PERFECTLY it was just a typo

[Sasorizbitch]

I CAN'T EVEN GET A TAXI.

[Ruleszless]

'' and white have all the power ''

tnx for the repeating i'm powerfull :D

[satd34]

whites are the only ones who deserve power

[rathaloshunter1]

im 1/2 jew and 1/2 white so im half power and half money i will become money man and my power is to pay crimanls to stop commiting crime

[kunoichiofthenight]

"Aw I'm sorry honey I love you!"

"And I love you."

"But your racist too."

"Yes, I know! :D" I love that line!

[TromboneMaster95]

@leathergrl101 @ericdraven1998

I CANT EVEN GET A TAXI! XD

[ericdraven1998]

@TromboneMaster95

:) yesh.

[ericdraven1998]

@leathergrl101

AND IM ALWAYS IN TAXI CAB WIT DRIVA WHO NO SHOWA!!!!! XD

[cheeto37]

@ericdraven1998 liva

[ericdraven1998]

@cheeto37

?? huh?

[cheeto37]

@ericdraven1998 she says live who no showa

[leathergrl101]

THA JEWS HAVE ALL THA $

AND DA WHITES HAVE ALL THA POWAH

[NiveusNeurology]

What you talking 'bout, Kate?! XD

[yurritt]

@wierdowalsh yeah, don't know why I said play, was out of it lol >.<

[Shadowclaw27]

Best ending song ever~<3

[Boggieman667]

This is the best band I've heard in a long time.

[yurritt]

@Boggieman667 its not a band, its a play.

[Rejectedcardboard]

Between you and me, i think everyones a little bit racist! ;)

[Rejectedcardboard]

@someyungguyful sir =)

I can't belive i coulden't say that first! 

[Rejectedcardboard]

@someyungguyful best comment ever... =p

[anfea2004]

Everyone is racist, just like everyone is crazy (some people just hide it better)

[TheFreakifier]

Jewish isn't a race...

[MissBarghest]

They are an enthic group, though.

[TheFreakifier]

@MissBarghest I know.

[ThatGirlWithTheFlip]

People can never be 100% not racist. I mean, everyone at least makes generalizations.

[RandomContradictions]

I know a teacher (a music teacher) who hums this song whenever someone yells at someone else about being racist (or more often sexist seeing as there was only ONE boy in my music class) it was really funny seeing if they got it...they often didn't :-)

[SkellyLeigh]

My friends racist to herself xD



[xvxtobyxvx]

i'm a little racist... i say sup to black people and hey to white people.

[Sesquedoodle]

Is the ending track "Rent"? Because if it is I just recognised it by the drum beat, which is pretty damn sad.

[VanvantheFoxfluff]

@Sesquedoodle It certainly is. X3

[drapion1029]

blian !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[hslicee813]

sounds like a Seinfeld controversy to me C:

[1937773]

I'm not racist, I'm a Xenophobe- I have some sort of dislike and/or fear of certain ethnic or demographic groups.

[Troublemaker1991]

I can't even GET a taxi!

[Worsett]

How many oriental wives have YOU got?

[MasterChief4915]

Why should people be racist? We're all human right? And what's wrong with homosexuals? They are human. Humans need to stick together, whether "gay", "Lesbian" , "black" "asian" etc. We're all human. That's what's important.

[GodOfThunder3248]

@MasterChief4915 i agree 100% but u have to admit that sometimes racist jokes can be pretty funny. They're not right but they get a laugh

[SonAmyFanGurl]

heeehheee im polish...i agree i stupid xD

[xXBoneHeadsXx]

I'm polish! And we are kinda stupid -.-

[TheSilentOne50]

@xXBoneHeadsXx holy shit, i knew that was true! I have this polish friend, and he's a fucking idiot..... anyway, i guess Polaks are cool because Clint Eastwood played one in Gran Torino.

[xXBoneHeadsXx]

@TheSilentOne50 lol My friend called me a pussy the other day and then my other friend said 'you are what you eat' and I thought they were talking about a cat x3

[CarlyPwns0226]

6 people are racist....heheh

[Rickyrocket51]

WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT KATE!

[20Vixen14]

Black people totally tell black jokes. ALL the time.

[ZuZaarr]

Genius, just pure genius

[CrustyClown11]

This song is kind of true lol

[FITBOII99XX]

im racist hah lol i fuckin love this song :) xx

[ZachValkyrie]

There's two kinds of people that I just can't stand:

People who harbor baseless and irrational hatreds towards different racial, ethnic and religious groups.

and the goddamn NORWEGIANS!!!

[UltimateGirLover]

"I CANT EVEN GET A TAXI!" Oh Gary xD

[WonderfulLizardOfOz]

Well of course you don't. You're black! :D

[Mrpixelhat]

this is a new level of gay...

[SgtLovecraft]

@Mrpixelhat But admit it. It's totally 100% true.

[recon4567]

"Bryan! Come back and take out wrecyclarables!" "What's that mean?"

[TheSilentOne50]

Jews do have all the money.. GOOD FOR ME XD

[carrieslilsis]

@TheSilentOne50 I LOVE THAT. <3 (im jewish)

[celonsus]

@TheSilentOne50 and me!

[agirlnamekelsey]

@TheSilentOne50 and obama too!

[TheSilentOne50]

@agirlnamekelsey don't start a political argument.

[oneawesomefreak1]

I saw this show off Broadway and the lead character was played by Jonathan Root--he was even better than the Broadway lead!

[BleedingLlama]

The harmonies in this song make me climax.

[LMA629]

"I can't even get a taxi!!!" LOL

[ResettisReplicas]

Is anyone else slightly annoyed by Christmas Eve for not letting everyone have the satisfaction of calling her out as a racist?

[Sukinishironin]

@ResettisReplicas What's racist about Christmas Eve? I mean... it's not like you have to celebrate it if you don't believe in Jesus Christ, right? Is Woman's day racist against me cause I'm a male?

[ResettisReplicas]

@Sukinishironin No no, "Christmas Eve" is the Asian womam's name

[megaultrasupergamer9]

@ResettisReplicas i think brian did and i would be if he did not

[GraffitiNewcomer]

i dont understand why we cant call black people the N word but they call us Cracker all the time..

the term cracker comes from the WHITE man that sat on the horse and spent his day Cracking a bull whip at the slaves that werent working as hard as they should have been.

I mean seriously

we gave them a job and a place to live that wasnt in a jungle or desert and all they had to do was pick some GD cotton!

C"MON! WE PAVED THE WAY FOR OBAMA TO BE THE PRESEDENT OF THE US BY HAVING SLAVES! lmfao

[megaprime67]

@GraffitiNewcomer

1. Stop taking credit for things you have nothing to do with

2. You're terribly wrong in so many ways that I have given up on this comment.

[GraffitiNewcomer]

@megaprime67

Notice the LMFAO at the end?

it was a joke

a racist joke but a joke none the less

so get off your high horse and stop acting all high and mighty

if you were you would never have listened to this song...

Hypocrite

[megaprime67]

@GraffitiNewcomer Awesome, so even if im sending death threats to someones mother, if I just add "LMFAO" in the end, they will laugh it up and have a great time!

[BadBillboard]

@megaprime67 Actually, YES! Stop being such a progressive conservative pussy.

[BadBillboard]

@GraffitiNewcomer Actually YES! Stop being such a PC pussy.

[shinobikid14]

@GraffitiNewcomer Its only racist if you hate the race in question! 

[namelessgamer4591]

"Everybody's a rittle bit lacist" Ha LMFAO!!!!

[PippinTook44]

I love how you finished it with Rent

[Bjarkenb]

An awesome message

The moment you mention some sort of deference between you and me, its racism/discrimisation

So why dont just accept it?

[animasuperfreakgirl]

So if everyone's racist are babies?

(just joking if you can't tell.)

[ResettisReplicas]

@animasuperfreakgirl I don't think the possibility should be dismissed

[MisakiTakahashi16]

4 people aren't a little bit racist.

[mandyjbates]

@MisakiTakahashi16 Isn't that a good thing? Hahaha

[mchammar416]

@MisakiTakahashi16 5 people are REALLY racist

[MegaGabrielb]

4 mexicans

[startrekmakesmehappy]

I think everyone's a little homophobic too.

[SaranghaeKyo]

@startrekmakesmehappy

No

[darklordmacavity]

@startrekmakesmehappy Indeed.

[startrekmakesmehappy]

@darklordmacavity And this is coming from a lesbian. We ALL make judgements on sexual orientation just like race. But hey, it's life. 8D

[darklordmacavity]

@startrekmakesmehappy Sad, but true.

[EllunaHellen]

@startrekmakesmehappy I'm not! o_O.

[startrekmakesmehappy]

@EllunaHellen You just keep telling yourself that...

[EllunaHellen]

@startrekmakesmehappy No, convince me I am.

[victim160]

@startrekmakesmehappy No? Homophobia is rooted from uneducation and ignorance. Nobody makes fun of straight people, do they? Homophobia is targeting one type of person, which is bullying. Racism can apply to ALL races, everyone gets some. It evens it out.

[startrekmakesmehappy]

@victim160 Let me rephrase: we stereotype people of different sexual orientations other than our own. happy now?

[victim160]

@startrekmakesmehappy Homophobia does not cover stereotyping. Quite a lot of the stereotypes associated with homosexuality DO apply to most homosexuals. Going up to someone you know is homosexual and telling them to get the fuck out of town, is homophobic. Using derogatory terms such as fag and queer, is homophobia.

[krinaJ]

@startrekmakesmehappy No, you're stupid. Why is this a top rated comment?

[fashionandmusic921]

someone tried to use "oriental" in terms of people and I was like "whoa whoa...you can't do that!"

thanks Avenue Q for educating the masses

[Shadearrow12]

somebody in my class the other day asked seriously if all mexicans were related...

[TheSirStarkey]

Asian American:The jews have all the money, and the white have all the power! And I'm always in taxi cab with driver who no shower!

White person:Me to!

White person:Me to!

Black person:I can't even get a taxi

[TheEranster]

@TheSirStarkey

Actually none of them are white.

Kate is a monster and princeton is orange.

[bigbagpussfan]

"Ethnic jokes might be uncouth but you laugh because they're based on truth!" my favourite line!!! <3 Avenue Q!

[megamuffin15]

@bigbagpussfan LMFAO

[dahuterschuter]

I hate when people just don't get this song.

[SMLittleBoxes]

@OhayoFurankii Exactly. kids at my highschool literally don't understand the term 'racism'.

[CHAOSoriginal]

The term is Asian American.

[dolphin64575]

kids at my highschool have NO IDEA what 'racism' means. I once heard "That's being racist against your family!" and "That's racist against my age!"

[randomwordsable1]

@dolphin64575 kids in my school just thinks that being racist is being white and making fun of blacks. Idiots, being racist is making fun of all races, like Archie Bunker in All in the Family

[Runarounf]

DUMB! Racist is not a word. Its an Action. Who cares what you call me if we have equal rights. Now if I get paid less than you..and I have the same qualifications.

[balot1958]

the jews have all the money and the whites have all the power best line ever rofl

[ibshredz]

theres a difference between saying a black joke and wanting them to leave the country

[balot1958]

@ibshredz lmfao!!!



[zackgonnasurvivenwo]

@ibshredz why? Why cant i want them to leave the country? its only white countrys that are expected to let every person of color in.

[JokeeGA5]

Thanks for uploading it LadyLizard. Had a different link in my favs but thanks to Sony MUsic Entertainment, I dont anymore.

[JokeeGA5]

Thanks for uploading it LadyLizard. Had a different link in my favs but thanks to Sony Music Group, I dont anymore.

[wyle105]

I luv the singing at 4:15

and at the end :)

[wardragonprime]

Of course everyone's a little bit racist. Suspicion of what is different is what has kept the human species alive!

[TheKurei23]

so for my advanced theatre class we were able to choose our own performances for a final exam(performance final er whatever) and guess what my group chose XD yes....we get to be graded....on this XD

[Starport592]

Ur all stupid. Judaism is a religion, or at least was refered to only as a religion at first. After the Holocaust, however, the Nazi Party and respective started to prosecute anyone with roots tracing thier ancestry to where Judaism started. I'm pretty stupid too, cause rite now the country escapes me. I'm tempted to say Israel but I'm an aethist so what do I know? Anyways, to be politically correct, Judaism is a religion, and a religion only. Culturally it'd be Israeli. (ha, i cant spel.)

[noodnic]

@Starport592 Jews like to breed within the religion.

[Starport592]

@noodnic Too true...

[Starport592]

@noodnic Too true. Oh, also, i mean ethnicity, not culturally. Again, spelling. (ha, spelin. ho nedz spelin? =P)

[kathrynannerussell]

The end sounds like Out Tonight from RENT.

[Pizzachu1]

Evelyone's a rittle bit lacist

[lilrepper]

psgvndefgtjno Jesus Christ ur so fucking hot lady lizard

[BecauseICan34]

Question, why is calling someone Oriental racist? I thought it was just a word for Asian, is there something I don't know here?

[dragontorch14]

@BecauseICan34 The word Oriental implies "different", foreign, alien - look to Edward Said's book on Orientalism - it implies the other, something not inhernatly Western, and therefore both different and worse than people in Western Societies. If we can't describe ourselves (both european and americans) as "western" - and that's all of europe and all of the americas - why should we condemn the Asian world to that?

[jams0220]

TOTALLY BEYONDDD agreeing with the speaking english shit

[RushedTurtle]

@jams0220 Maybe when America decides upon taking English as a national language, until then people have the right to speak whatever language they want.

[jams0220]

@RushedTurtle no. its people coming in illegally from other countries, speaking spanish, and taking over the english speaking country.

[darkgryffon]

love this song ^^ i kinda agree with song a little bit >.> but i also kinda am annoying that now a days a lot of people of other races, jump at the chance to play the"its because im etc isnt it?"its kinda annoying but i understand where they are coming from i just wish they would ease up on it ~_~

[LadyLizard]

@darkgryffon I agree with you. it gets irritating sometimes, but it depends if theyt are serious or not. or the scenario actually.

[cicada300]

@darkgryffon

things are taken too seriously ._.....I mean think of disney movies (though some of them did go too far with the stereotypes like with peter pan and the 'red indians') but 90's cartoons were so awesome because they could make fun of things that weren't really even true and most people knew it

[JokeeGA5]

@darkgryffon and whose fault is it...Our society was never meant to be this multicultural treehugging BS it is now...2000 years we fought and killed each other and suddenly we are all friends? I dont think so. But the song is awesome! Wish I could see the play in a theatre...

[ZuZaarr]

@darkgryffon brought to you, by a white girl :D

[darkgryffon]

@ZuZaarr hahaha awesome! XD no honestly tho, i hate no race period ^^ i see them all as equal XD

[darkgryffon]

XD i just thought about a scenario a little bit like this, i remember i think a show, one of the characters was colour blind, and talking to a "black"man (no offence >.< intended)and he makes a remark, so the other guy takes offence thinking it was an attack on his race XD

[LilBlackEmoCat]

omg - wisdom! XD

[CabooseTKr]

Funny as hell. and as politically incorrect as hell too!

[extremejon]

"What're you laughing about?" "Racism!" "Cool!"

[psyckho666]

@extremejon Best quote ever.

[xcrystalightx]

it's only because the stuff they cited aren't really racism

[AbsolutlyRyuia]

im polish, lol.

[obiwanobiwan13]

If the Jews have all the money and the whites have all the power...

WHY am I stuck in a cultural backwater and a shitty community college- I'm BOTH!

;)

[Shadowstarrulesall]

lol Got me.

[dzdragonsforlife]

@obiwanobiwan13 you can only be one or the other because judaism is a race

[obiwanobiwan13]

@dzdragonsforlife Technically there's the religion and the ethnicity, but yes, there is a certain ethnicity to Jews, you're right.

But as my family members came from Germany and Russia, really it's both, Jewish and White European, aspects of both in there...ethnically I'M 100% Jewish from those two areas, but the Ashkenazi Jews of that region were certainly influenced a bit/intermingled with the folks (some did, not all Jews.)

So I'd cound myself as both Jewish and White, in a way. ;)

[MiladyMorrigan]

@dzdragonsforlife Fail. Judaism is a religion, followed mostly be people of Jewish ethnicity or decent, but not all its followers have Jewish heritage. :)

[dzdragonsforlife]

@MiladyMorrigan how is that a fail? judaism is a race, and a religion

dumbshit

[MiladyMorrigan]

@dzdragonsforlife First of all, as I am neither lacking in intelligence nor made of fecal matter, you need to learn some new insultes. Judaism, as indicated by the suffix -ism, refers to the belief system. Daoism, creationism, Confucianism (I may have misspelled that), existentialism, all of these use -ism to indicate that it is a belief system. The people that this belief system is associated with are known as Jews, Israelites, and/or Hebrews, depending on the context and who you are asking.

[MiladyMorrigan]

@dzdragonsforlife Secondly, I have met people who are ethnically Jewish but are practicing Christians, or atheists, and I have also met people who follow Judaism but do not have Jewish heritage. Race is not a requirement for Judaism, which indicates that it is not a race. Please refrain from insulting people if you do not even get the facts right. :)

[XXGRUDE09XX]

wow this made me realy calm i gotta admit i am a little racist.

[LetteVonLush]

I never get tired of this song :D need to go see the show again - EXCELLENT live!!

[Adamsvids999]

im colorblind!

[supergenius1994]

or are you blind to the fact that you are not color blind?

[Deadleader555]

No your not.

[zackgonnasurvivenwo]

@Adamsvids999 bullshit

[iactblack247]

im polish....xD

[LemonFairyLili]

Same. :D

[Samcatlover]

:D i need this on my ipod

[jamson95]

So, so true.

[the1396]

i had a argument with a friend for my hi level of racism a few weeks ago. i just pointed to this link and won instantly. +1 respect for avenue Q saving my neck

[DanielDebarberat]

Lol my drama department preformed this song this last weekend. It was hilarious 'cause the people looked their parts and totally threw themselves into the song. LMAO it was wonderful!

[colorguardxbum23]

me and my friend sing this all the time!

[Onthroad2nowhere]

I love this song.

[raulbcd554433]

I can listen to this all day :)