Facebook Messages

[GwenBeauregard]

Your grandmother, did you say? Your grandmother never hired the Good Year Blimp to broadcast her letters the whole world to read. They were PRIVATE. As in "none of your business." Mark needs to hire his Grandparents to work at the Company - on full pay.

He might learn something about the meaning of PRIVACY. I hope he has 10 kids just

like him! Right now at 27-3/4 he doesn't know what he doesn't know. I'd like to meet Mark in 20 years. By which time, I'll be dead. And private!

[Ondrus21]

Facebook is just for a desperate people.

[TheEagleDoc]

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[davecraig123]

Wow! A true artist is one who can write backwards and draw upside down. He was using his left hand just like most artists do.

[MannyQvist]

I heard facebook have 800 million members. This is the latest new what I've heard of.

I heard facebook are coming to lose -200 million members :D trust me cause I know it.

I know which website do this challenge.

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[ButtcrackBill100]

Goddamn motherfuckin douchebags at Facebook can eat the shit of my asshole! These dipshits removed the privacy settings so that now there's no way to privatize our wall posts or profile pictures! That means any pedo out there can jack off to our pics thanks to these dickheads. Go fuck your dogs up the assholes, Facebook! Suck it!

[joshiesworld]

@ButtcrackBill100 Uh.. There's still privacy setting. You can find it by the top of right corner there's a arrow right beside "Home" and it'll drop list and you'll see "Privacy Setting". Hate to embarrass yourself with what you said but I had to point that out that there's still privacy settings that has never gone away.

[CreditCardRepayment]

Facebook provide fast and easy way to communicate with the friend. I mostly use facebook chat whenever my friend are online.

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[ozanfzg]

So what, this guy as to write backwards!

[davecraig123]

@ozanfzg Not that he has to, it's that he's so good at it.

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[carlosdamiansoto]

great, but i should have an option to stop the chat conversation from appearing on the messages inbox, that really sucks ass

[TheRealMaven]

i cant send message it says i have to change my setting to send message

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[eleuteiro1]

this really sucks cause, because of this i cant get my messages sent to my phone anymore its taking me longer to reply to people so yh ur stupid idea back fired on ur ass.... this is so gay........

[joecotton1]

I still can't get my inbox messages sent to my phone

[TheFatgrass]

Lolololololol... The granny's gangsta

[AnimeAndrew1983]

How do we get them to change it back ASAP MY FRIENDS?

[daizmiester]

You're messing with our privacy.....we don't want our chats saved in our messages....please change this ASAP. I'm sooooo annoyed right now....or give us the option to disable it. Who ever loves to save all their chats can go ahead for all i care, but give the rest of the us the option. Who's idea was it that everyone wants to save their chats? Come, people don't want others snooping....especially in our chats

[daizmiester]

ok biggest mistake facebook made was the chat history.....LISTEN CAREFULLY......chats are insignificant.....they should be kept out of this conversation loop and should not be saved inter-weaved within the messages. Please get rid of this stupid option and i vouch for many others as I say WE DON'T LIKE IT. I don't mind the e-mail address and the txting, but e-mail should remain e-mail and chats should remain chats...they're seperate for a reason. Now fix Facebook and put it back to normal

[DrKidd8]

i haven't gotten mine yet! >:O

[MrWowmaster98]

how do u delete the history??

[stopfatitop]

WHERE IS MY INVITATION ?? OR I M NOT INVITED :S ???

[stopfatitop]

yeeeeeeaaaa but that's not working in my facebook account :'( !!!!! WHY MEEEEEEEEEE

[willspeaks]

sorry but, i don't like the way chat is mixed in with messages vice versa... what's the point of still having them as two separate things if your just going to put them together?

[pygmentcom]

His Granma must have a sore arm writing duplicate letters one for her box and one to post otherwise that conversation is gonna be a bit one sided.

[wehuntcool]

Where's my box of letters?... This is so gay

[MrIbrahimO]

@MineCTVision dude... this is crap, worst thing facebook did...really

[captorofsin27]

it's been a year but my messages are still the same.

[iCravethis]

I STILL DON'T HAVE THIS. too bad.

[jrules0193]

Good idea but only if I actually got it. I'm still waiting for my invitation to join!?

[alilsheikh]

I hate these messages, they work like chatting, so if you clicked enter..there is no way back

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[YTMoo]

For messaging I am using Facepad - extension for Chrome!

[b4tt3rthr4sh3r]

3:00

So they read your messages, good to know.

[cakic91]

smart :)

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[GallifreysMagician]

Perhaps if Facebook could recognize when a new message is being sent versus a reply to an old message, it could separate conversations with a bold line or something.

[GallifreysMagician]

I like the concept of gathering conversations with a person in one place, but there needs to be a way to separate conversations. Even when people write letters it isn't just one long string of a conversation. One conversation ends and another one begins. I happen to have distinctive subject lines in my messages - nothing trivial like "Hi" or "Yo."

[luckybulldog13pdx]

This system sucks ass! I don't want people to send chat messages to my inbox or vice versa. Nor do I want all emails of different subjects from the same person gathered together as one long conversation. I want them kept separate by subject matter. Facebook why must you go change things that didn't need fixing or changed! Of course Facebook doesn't give a rats ass about is users. If it did, there would be a way to contact them with complaints.

[GallifreysMagician]

@luckybulldog13pdx If you click on "Account" in the top right hand corner there's a link that says "Help Center" near the bottom of the drop down menu. When you click it you will see another link in the middle of your screen that says "Give Feedback." I asked them to give us back the subject line. Maybe if enough people request it, they'll return it.

[GalwayChick]

I got the new facebook message system i dont like it... !! When i use facebook chat the messages sent to my facebook mail :S... also i really dont want to have a facebook email for my mail... i just want to have the same old way i had to view my mail.. the chat histroy is ok also how do i delete all of my mail instead of just clicking the x thANK yoU

[IceTeaEdwin]

This shit sucks. I use fb messages as email because it's faster than emailing, not because I want to chat with someone. Fuckers, that's why there's wall posts and CHATS. I don't want to chat on messages, wtf. Now I can't see my long messages comfortably, assholes, thanks.

Fuck, I don't even text via fb nor their email function...this only benefited people that texted.

[clintonbski]

Shit system. Its actually NOT A GOOD IDEA to HAVE TO continue a converstion from WHERE YOU LEFT OFF last time EVERY TIME you send a new message... Listen up developers!!! ... If I want to keep an old message then I'll keep it myself thank you very much!! I should be able start a "fresh conversation" whenever I want, irrelevant of past conversations!!! .. .. bring back the old system

[MrFreakNo100]

when?!?!



[ice114]

I requested an invite to the new messages. How long does that take? It has been a few weeks now. Thanks for the help!

[IceTeaEdwin]

@ice114 I  don't know but I got an invite about a week ago and I thought it was testing but it's permanent and I hate it. It's basically a slow chat.

[JOINTHERESISTANCE1]

death to the new world order !!!

[klmstars]

How did I end up watching this, I'm lookin for PORN HERE!!!

[laluccia1991]

thank to this I discovered that my boyfriend almost cheated on me! thumbs up if u experienced something like that!

[IceTeaEdwin]

@laluccia1991 You logged in on his fb?

[laluccia1991]

@IceTeaEdwin yes! We have our passwords....he is so dumb he leaved the messages

[JuiCyJayStRiKeSagAiN]

worst option ever. no privacy.



[BiteTheBigOne2342]

Facebook - /watch?v=XvwK-3cQ6gE lol

[choraopop1]

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[MistyBoy312]

It is GREAT , a used it and read all the messages from my wife , sent 3 years ago when we were just friends.. I fckin love facebook.

[ArielczCheleBandido]

What if your grandmother's box of letters included every single fucking conversation she ever had with your grandfather? It's fucking annoying, get rid of it.

[yellowshirtguy]

The way they make this look in the video sounds really great. Unfortunately it isn't as great when you actually use it.

[MrMansib456]

i want to disable this social inbox. plz show me d way :(

[joesonthenet]

What Facebook is promoting here is centralization. I prefer diversity. It is interesting that in order to promote @facebook (which we are assured is not email) I am finding out about it through YouTube! So I learn about a proposal to choose centralization through choosing diversity - if you follow my drift! Obviously Facebook doesn't believe in the well known and proven saying "Don't put all your eggs in one basket"

[pquinn09]

@joesonthenet

so, yeah, facebook is now competing for total control. from a messaging standpoint, the main message here is if you're not using facebook, you're like some "grandmother." He says this over and over. Pretty interesting.

[MrFredzzz]

this fucking sucks!

[janrusgo]

my friends have it, but i don't have it... how to get it?

[xkookypiex]

How do I get rid of this? Facebook upgraded me and I don't like it.

[Lilrudy4real]

i try it but is stil not WORKING FOR ME THAT BEENN ALMOST 2 MONTHS DAT IM WAITING HELP PLEASE !

[charlax7]

this is bullshit

[AaronNathanMiller]

@charlax7 well said

[sprucepantherkmt]

wow remember back when u had to remember telephone numbers of dozens of ppl?

dude messaging aint that hard

[movieluv94]

this guy writes backwards so well

[kampfer1234]

@movieluv94 How about write forwards, then horizontal reverse the video??

[movieluv94]

WOWWW I CANT WAIT :D

[The40nontyy3]

ORRIBILE !!

[azymuth]

fuck my grandma



[ChiengJeff]

有抓到重點 ! XD

[Pasakild]

OMG - they just discovered MSN.

[TTreadsNetwork]

I just got my Facebook Email Address :)

[cordedplatypus]

:(((((

[cordedplatypus]

Im not allowed to have a facebook

[ALostKorean]

this is sooo cool

[SteveEverettOnline]

3 grandmother references in 1 tutorial... FAIL!

[nicole49116]

i love it to bits .

[sunofegypt]

I trust Google.. I don't trust Facebook!

[sunofegypt]

Why should I trust Facebook for all of my life's communications when accounts get hacked, or blocked by facebook employees for weird reasons!! Also, who reads your communications other than you?? Will facebook spider my messages and run AI applications to know my interests, then feed me ADs or sell my info?? So far facebook was for fun, if I lose my account it wont be a big deal, But, why would U trust it anyway with your job offers, bills, "paid for" text messages, my entire life and much more!

[lastlong2]

Nice idea, but how will my texts end up on facebook? and will it show my twitter PM's?

[pedropsr16]

I'd love to use this. Hopefully everyone will use it too :D

[kirby0076]

SONG?

[qdexigner]

anyone can tell me what the music playing???

[Alexcityparkspanish]

This is similar to the IPad presentation from apple. The also use the one republic song "secrets".

[desh538]

I really like the idea of it. But the guy talked about showing those messages to your future grandkids. But what if i get banned? I mean i got banned earlier this year because (I'm still not sure for 100%) I posted a link on a public wall. All my pictures and the comments and more important, all messages between me n my girlfriend were gone.

[h3um]

its so simple and simultaneously briliant.

[comparethemarketcom]

You lost me at hello

[baldrbraa]

More annoying than the annoying orange

[tinzovideo]

What if you get banned from Facebook?? Then you no longer have a working email. FB sucks!

[saltaybaila]

Facebook Calendar App??????????????????

[ucernie15]

I'm having trouble with something in Facebook. I thought I could send messages to everyone in my friends list just by picking there names and sending them messages. Turns out it was one conversation. And some of my friends cell phones are ringing like crazy. How can I stop this conversation? Anyone knows please tell me. And the created of Facebook make and update or something that let's you End the Conversation to whoever you started to send messages. Like I did. I send them thinking it was gon

[bizzarpi]

name of the music thats playing plz

[AznHotChips]

1:13 - 1:22

MY ARMS!!!

[calamedafrank]

We added Chapter 6 to the Facebook Messages story: "Writing on a glass wall" :)

[wenderscoop]

So what about ex-friends or people you've blocked? Are those IM's in there still?

[squirex]

He is not writing backwards, the video is mirrored that's it.

[saltaybaila]

Change the chat facebook user states: absent, unavailable, connected, busy, waiting, etc..

[davekirwin]

Sounds interesting, but this is going to be a good thing because? My email already does all of this.

Technology are like trees, companies keep coming up with new saplings for us and we take them on board and have to 'attend to them', soon you end up 'attending' to so much psuedo-social interaction and technology, real life and first hand experiences are lost whilst we tend to our 'forests'.

Admittedly you can just ignore it all. :)

[jzimmer82]

who is the guy writing he looks IDENTICAL to me! I wear the same hat and have a sleeve too.

[JLittleBass]

Congratulations world, we've done it. We've thrown another log onto the fire, to keep the illusion of progress going a little longer.

This time technology's really gonna keep progressing until everyone's lives are easier and better! Things are looking up, because now communication will be marginally simpler. Thank god.

[kerplunkboy]

First, he probably didn't wrote backwards, he did it normally and they just mirrored the video.

Second, what they're are doing its just like google wave, the very same basic idea.

[quicksite]

@kerplunkboy (Second, what they're are doing its just like google wave, the very same basic idea.) Third of all your're wrong. (a) I am not a fan of facebook and don't use it that much, (b) couldn't stand google wave due to incredibly bad information design and inherently flawed nomenclature design of thinking they would be cool and create a new TERM for a collaborative thread. So I'm a third party info designer who can't bullshit answers. They are not even CLOSE in concept. Explain or STFU pls

[ralfepoisson]

Hopefully this will be more successful than Google Wave.

[DigiChan]

@ralfepoisson Yeah...Google wave wasn't that grand lol but Gmail is xD

[FreddyWouldGo]

maybe they just wrote on a miror

[EDHERSIN]

Anyone know the song

[quicksite]

@EDHERSIN Yes, it is called "The Facebook Song" by Phillip Glass, who won the third X factor contest in Great Britain and is really hot now for symphonic music. He and Susan Boyle are collaborating on The Facebook Musical, but there will be lots of repetition.

[EvanoGMan]

69 people don't have any Facebook friends. :(

[blgdinger3]

instead of coming up with this fucking facebook email shit try getting your privacy and security issues fixed. Also get rid of faggot Farmville.

[Dean66Essex]

They need to sort out their security first and sop the hackers...WTF do i care about messages. STOP THE HACKERS FIRST !!!!

[samoooooo52]

this guy is a good speaker

[quicksite]

@samoooooo52 -- I agree, he did a good job. My first instinct says he didn't write this. It's too tight, and the ending is too perfect for an engineer to wing it. Whatever he said at start about "matrixing it in his head" or whatever similar overblown use of language -- yeah, i'm sure he really did think this through from a product development point of view. And the trend got popularized by Google to have real department heads explaining their own products, so whoever does mktg for fb

[quicksite]

@quicksite ... (2)... cont'd .... probably thought "Let's just have Chet do it... He knows the product, and he;s got that great story about his grandmother we can weave a narrative with -- we'll start with granny and hip enough for email, and opay it off at end with old enough for shoebox with letters and entire courtship/romance all in one place, and that'll be our sweet spot where we humanize the whole thing a leave everyone soft and fluttery about our human product. Chet's perfect for that"

[LamCriddlexx]

Who really uses e-mail anymore?... I mean for messages between friends and stuff...

[heli92sweiz]

Highschool student-> mobile

Grandma-> e-mail

Well this is either a terrible example of means of communications agewise or grandma is the codename he uses for his "sugar mama".

[mufsonmusic]

For those asking about the music:

The piece was custom written by composer Dan Mufson

[quicksite]

@mufsonmusic Why didn't you just say "the piece was written by me". Click my username for more info. Be that as it may, you did NOT write it. You had Phillip Glass come over & he just dictated the notes to you & you sequenced them into your Sequenceatron w/ FaceboookConnect. There's no shame at all in sharing credit. I don't see what the big deal is. And why did they cut the whole Koyanisqaatsi opening with the sky & clouds dancing til dawn above facebook headquarters? Big deal, another 10 sec!

[DrSooseOnDaTrack]

this will randomly be the highest rated comment. lmao if it actually is!

[ChillingWithZombies]

ITS EMAIL!

[bambamboom2]

FUCK YOU! im not being a god damn sheep!

[drmrls1]

That's a cool video.

[Robbie7upB]

They just admitted they look at messages we send on Facebook. Some privacy we get.

[daphilmeister]

I'm still hoping for an open source social network.

I like the Facebook concept. But I don't like Facebook.

This too in theory a great thing. But it will become abused one way or another so no thank you Facebook.

[MrTitiez]

yeah facebook is pretty dope

[aydoooo]

lol i just realised that this guy had to draw everything mirrowed

[mostrandomguyaround]

We need to watch out. google, Youtube and Facebook are trying to take over the cloud. Kind of like Microsofts domination of the OS world. Except Microsoft has good product to back it all up.

[mostrandomguyaround]

We need to watch out. Google, Youtube a,d Facebook are trying to take over the cloud.

[Son0fHobs]

Great innovative idea. My catch is that facebook has had a LOT of privacy issues in the past and now with firesheep and hacking. My info on there isn't very sensitive, intentionally. My email, well, I'd sue if someone had access to all of that.

[fishbait181]

1:22 he has no arm

[weneme]

Facebook must die

[BrandonToddCarr]

Cool story bro.

[dragonwizerd]

This is kind of like google wave...

[bchang100]

he can write backwards what a pro

[DoubleEntendreStudio]

@bchang100

I'm pretty sure they just flipped the image when they were editing, so you could be a pro at writing backwards (:

[NanoShorts]

@bchang100 I'm pretty sure they just flipped the video.