This is great. The comedy of Cameron/Comfort is unmatched by anbody out there! The Glenn Beck Comedy Hour on Fox "News" Channel ranks right up there with the Cameron/Comfort comedy duo. Well done Rev. Mitcz, I salute you!
Are bananas meant to be dildos? They have a tab for extraction. Curved to hit the G-spot. Anti-slip grip for slippery situations. Ergonomically designed to fit the hand and firm but soft. Once you get done doing the nasty you have a readily available snack.
When the musiic started playing I started laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes.. All it is missing is a pimp in a fuzzy purple hat named Huggie Bear.
hey dude, don't blame this dipshit on the gays. He's not one of us. He could not pass the written or oral or fabulousness test if it was open book! We gays require a certain level, he can't even see that bar.
The banana is bent because the devil did see His holy fruit and was jealous of it,s perfection and lo, did the accursed one smite it with his cucumber of damnation, thus giving it thee bendedeth shape wee behold today....eth.
The Banana was shaped liked that cause God created it perfectly so Christian women can hold it with their hand and shove it down there pussy and its even hooked so it can go in nicely without hurting! God is perfect.. he knows Christian men can't satisfy Christian women. Jesus knows everything...even women's pussies and how to satisfy them.
Why aren´t banana growing where I live? Are we not good enough in the eyes of the lord so that we don´t deserve bananas? Do we make god angry when importing banana he ought not to grow where we live?
WTF kind of logic were they using? It's obvious to me that they must have traveled through an Einstein-Rosen bridge to a time when they were not yet Homo Sapiens. That would explain their fascination with bananas!
Instead of modifying what he said in that video regarding the banana, why don't you refute what he said? He was talking about how the Banana is created in such a way that it is so convenient for the human hand and the human mouth to eat. Therefore, it is an example he was using to show people that just like the Banana, many other things in the universe are obviously visibly evident to have been created by GOD.
First of all, the banana was domesticated in New Guinea around 8000 BCE. Bananas in nature are MUCH different, and need to be boiled before eaten. They also have big seeds, and are much rounder, like baseballs.
Also, you can apply that same argument to inserting the banana into other bodily orifices. Did god intend for me to jam a banana in my ass?
ID is just evolution, replacing natural selection with God. It's a crappy argument.
I think that is how the video was supposed to be, they just fucked it up in the editing room. 'For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
he's never actually forced religion on anyone just has conversations with people regarding christianity and why he thinks it's a good way to live. whether anyone believes in religion or not, he's not speading hate.
you're right, ray comfort is spreading comedy wrapped in delicious irony! christianity has always made me laugh. "oh, look at me, i follow that skinny jew from galilee!" hahahahhahah
FUCKIN ACE
oollaallaa 1 year ago
How the hell did he not realize how homo-erotic this shit looks?
shrikechan 1 year ago
This is great. The comedy of Cameron/Comfort is unmatched by anbody out there! The Glenn Beck Comedy Hour on Fox "News" Channel ranks right up there with the Cameron/Comfort comedy duo. Well done Rev. Mitcz, I salute you!
zepheramzarah 1 year ago
too funny!
yryriza 1 year ago
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yryriza 1 year ago
That has to be the best thing Ive ever seen!!!!!!!111!!11111oneONE!one LOL
sob82 2 years ago
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Are bananas meant to be dildos? They have a tab for extraction. Curved to hit the G-spot. Anti-slip grip for slippery situations. Ergonomically designed to fit the hand and firm but soft. Once you get done doing the nasty you have a readily available snack.
Ray - would you like to test my hypothesis?
shadowspirat 2 years ago
When the musiic started playing I started laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes.. All it is missing is a pimp in a fuzzy purple hat named Huggie Bear.
xetlive 2 years ago 5
Wow! I learned so much! Thanks!
aaronhallam61 3 years ago
lol maybe he is a repressed gay man!
jenn16z 3 years ago
Gay Bum-Fort and his banana never get old.
lonerook860 3 years ago
hey dude, don't blame this dipshit on the gays. He's not one of us. He could not pass the written or oral or fabulousness test if it was open book! We gays require a certain level, he can't even see that bar.
RavenBlaze 3 years ago 11
k I am simply saying people like Ray are typically in the closet.
lonerook860 3 years ago
well I will admit strong homophobia is a Freudian and pretty typical sign of a closet case.
peace
RavenBlaze 3 years ago
The banana is bent because the devil did see His holy fruit and was jealous of it,s perfection and lo, did the accursed one smite it with his cucumber of damnation, thus giving it thee bendedeth shape wee behold today....eth.
Gjeorje 3 years ago 4
Fuck ... yeah!
Lojikbom 3 years ago
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The Banana was shaped liked that cause God created it perfectly so Christian women can hold it with their hand and shove it down there pussy and its even hooked so it can go in nicely without hurting! God is perfect.. he knows Christian men can't satisfy Christian women. Jesus knows everything...even women's pussies and how to satisfy them.
blakelewis002 3 years ago 2
Far more worthy than the original.
pulsfordp 3 years ago 3
Wow... He really knows how to handle a banana eh?
sjcc66 3 years ago 5
That video is so awesome!
CitizenGeek 3 years ago
This is really working my crank.
MarKSlamS621 3 years ago
I came.
lordlacolith 3 years ago 13
Ron Jeremy is jealous right now.
ElveeKaye 4 years ago 3
ha ha... funny!
magichandpuppet 4 years ago 3
I got a creepy "fruit porn" vibe when I wathced Ray Comfort's video: didn't expect anyone to run with the idea!
DNAunion 4 years ago 2
I can see why his name is Ray "Comfort" now.
andyesq 4 years ago 2
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go do your god squad buissness sum where eles maby i think that all christian fundamentalist shuid be forced into being athiest
cravegast95 4 years ago
Well, come back when you can speak english
matt59254 4 years ago 3
hahahahah
erimtuna 4 years ago
I dont believe in god, and YOU CANT MAKE ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1 lol
This is funny!
Uz1mak1 4 years ago
ye atheism FTW Motha bitches
cravegast95 4 years ago 3
Good, I thought I was the only one getting horney by watching this video
callyouout 4 years ago
i think we should forcefully convert all atheists to christianity, just to tell them they are going to hell anyway.
--Kirk Cameron
james37hines 4 years ago
This is a classic. The Atheist's worst nightmare, indeed. I hope Ray Comfort sees this someday.
AbbeyNormal 4 years ago 2
nice work!
shagthe 4 years ago
lolololololololololololol
Dumbourgeois 4 years ago
That's just wrong.
jamesms4 4 years ago
Why aren´t banana growing where I live? Are we not good enough in the eyes of the lord so that we don´t deserve bananas? Do we make god angry when importing banana he ought not to grow where we live?
DeletedDelusion 4 years ago
When there are a bananas there must also be a banana designer flying around the world making bananas.
DeletedDelusion 4 years ago
lol i was wondering when someone would make this video. i remember seeing the original and thinking that they were just asking for it.
moridin247 4 years ago
bananas were created by god with seeds. that's not convenient for humans.
buildingadeck 4 years ago
HAha, it had to happen eventually. Not bad.
Turtleproof 4 years ago
great work
now burn in hell
nightmareofxmas 4 years ago
BURN IN HEAVEN ZOMG
....sometihng on top of the clouds'd be just as hot as something underneath the earth, since clouds block out sunlight.
MissDookia 4 years ago
HAHAHHAHAAH ROFL MY FUCKING ASS OFF THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN! hahahaha instant classic
blueski3s 4 years ago
WTF kind of logic were they using? It's obvious to me that they must have traveled through an Einstein-Rosen bridge to a time when they were not yet Homo Sapiens. That would explain their fascination with bananas!
naturalval 5 years ago
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wow, i feel sorry 4 da ppl who think this is funny. immature jerks, instead of lauhging at it u should try listening 2 his word. this is not right!
nes2006 5 years ago
neither are you
jcatlett1976 4 years ago
Instead of modifying what he said in that video regarding the banana, why don't you refute what he said? He was talking about how the Banana is created in such a way that it is so convenient for the human hand and the human mouth to eat. Therefore, it is an example he was using to show people that just like the Banana, many other things in the universe are obviously visibly evident to have been created by GOD.
jesusismysaviour87 5 years ago
Is that not an equally powerful argument for evolution?
jamiewindsor 5 years ago
First of all, the banana was domesticated in New Guinea around 8000 BCE. Bananas in nature are MUCH different, and need to be boiled before eaten. They also have big seeds, and are much rounder, like baseballs.
Also, you can apply that same argument to inserting the banana into other bodily orifices. Did god intend for me to jam a banana in my ass?
ID is just evolution, replacing natural selection with God. It's a crappy argument.
alanshvetz 5 years ago
¿?
paurock 5 years ago
hey thats not nice
daryl152 5 years ago
I think that is how the video was supposed to be, they just fucked it up in the editing room. 'For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
Carl Sagan
ReligionEatsAss 5 years ago
wow, how old are we? yeah obviously I see that some people have nothing better to do than make stupid banana porn with random people.
origincarrion 5 years ago
lol that's so funny. You have to see the original too it's just as funny.
jauggy 5 years ago
BOOO, wheres my banana porn? FALSE ADVERTISING!
BroadbandStalker 5 years ago
Kirk Cameron's forcefulness of religion and that "convert" mentality ruined any chance of me enjoying any future viewings of 'Growing Pains' for me.
And for that, Jesus & i will never forgive him.
ashluh 5 years ago
he's never actually forced religion on anyone just has conversations with people regarding christianity and why he thinks it's a good way to live. whether anyone believes in religion or not, he's not speading hate.
amarcos718 4 years ago
yeah, spreading creationist bullshit is much better.
tojiroh 4 years ago
you're right, ray comfort is spreading comedy wrapped in delicious irony! christianity has always made me laugh. "oh, look at me, i follow that skinny jew from galilee!" hahahahhahah
andysterdam 4 years ago