S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl - funny bug

[GoldPlatedDildo]

My reaction to seeing a psedogiant for the first time.

[1990Danilwin]

paralich

[RockerGiirLp]

move it ,move it! 

[BanAnaPistOlero]

a snork had an epilepsy attack

[SweHuntah123]

This same bug happened to me yesterday in Call of Pripyat but the whole leg got stuck in a door that i was supposed to use to get out of a place :/ and it was the main quest XD

[EdwardMarshall1982]

0:24 A.I. bob "there now he's jewish, so he'll go to heaven"

A.I. frank "Thanks bob."

[Duetschkase]

Have you tried looking for the source code that does this? CUz that is freaking hilarious!!!

[mark009vn]

He got his foot stuck in a tree so he 's "siezuring" to get out of it

[laowe32]

hes having sex with the pipe

[AETrainingDavid97]

He has an iPod and he is groovin' to the music.

-David

[mrutak3r]

I had a similar bug, but with a normal bandit. He was standing close to some closed doors and I gave him a nice headshot ;) he flew back and his leg stuck in these doors and was jumping all the time like this poor snork ;)

Later when I returned he was lying normally already, on the floor.

[1987Johny1987]

HAHA lol^^

i hate the snorks! nice greetz Tekkno©TWT

[TommyBloxxer]

stop hurting snorks! its sad

[mkzhero]

lol thats all? i once got one stuck with his head in the cieling.. and some dolg guy that his obkan got stuck in him as his pines and he started flying around..call that something?

[MarineSniper205]

snorks dance xD

[nymphetaminesucker]

hey, that guy is from Chernobyl...it behaves normal :D

[gmodfan11]

SIEZURE ZOMBIE IS NOT AMUSED

[FrenchArmored]

tecktonik??? x)

[winterwarhero]

its fun when those snorks ``flies´´ (they just run in the air)

[MusicVampirer]

DAMN

[gandeloft]

fucking funny I was leafing like a horse

[atkkka]

furcsa akis halhatatlan:)

[gondorguard92]

snorky got stuck XD i love hunting these bastards down becus theyre are actually challenging along with bloodsuckers

[Konstiiiiii]

lol

[tDude666]

AHH! i hate these creatures! wait... i hate about every creature in this game.

still a fun bug!^^

does anyone here know how to get out of 1st person view? can you? if not, what was it at some vids?!

[Moty23m]

quiq!!! bring the exorcist!!!hurry it's getting outa hand...it's ready to cum!!!:)))

[russianpeanut]

its pretty impossible to knock the bodies out of glitches likes that

[uncleevo]

this bug is possible because the physics engine is HAVOK :)

[Expression0fNothing]

its a sex machine!!!!

[LikaLaruku]

They have that exact same but in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

[mayers000]

yeah ive seen it in lots of games i think you cant debug it or something

[Shroker]

It's pretty much like wall-glitching. Except the npc's get stuck with objects in collision and they get stuck. XD

[Gurkmomma]

its almost like oblivion when you close the door on a corpse hahaha

[RobloxDude42]

SOOO MUCH BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[Knudthebrute]

btw is it only me that played through the entire game without crosshars lol 0.0

i used the ironsights for everything beacause of the lack of it, a HUGE relief when i found my first obokan with sniper scope and put the scope on my modded ak47 :P

[MushSex]

Yea Man Crazy......

hella fuckin bug......

[NzNexus]

lololol poor snork

[jcevil8]

haha legs stuck through the block... i had one time got a Merc stuck BOTH his legs through the floor so hes actually STANDING upright.. dead

and i hope u are not bringing those Soul artifacts to a firefight... thats like -40% bullet proof right there?

[vovan98]

those aint souls

those are meatcunks the stink even more

xD

[mortdepeur13]

lol immortel

[Cashflow54321]

looks like rainbow six vegas all over again. :O

[Metroidprime13]

LoL

[DystruktoBoi1]

What wrong with urs? lol Mine never did that on vegas :-P

[Cashflow54321]

haha mine did that shit all the time. the Physix engine isn't so high tech when dead bodies start dancing around on the ground

[gelo1994]

lol wery fonny bug i give you 5/5

[monkeynutts8]

hey leave the poor guy alone...he likes humping

[frimann23]

i had the same reaction after some bad brain.

[OHBark]

I always thought STALKER was similar to Bioshock. The weird Ragdoll bugs make it seem even more so.

[darkmojo12]

lol

the bugs havin a seizure and hes cappin it

lol

[Varlen]

That's hot. I'm gonna go wild and dirty with a pipe that's gonna be my new fetish.

[Teranex]

Its moveing, run away!!!

[scorpionusaxe]

Thats what happen when you take to much alcohol

[shandreez]

vodka xD

[SimonLANO]

noob bug.

[shadowsskull]

old joke -.-

[gameboyredpee]

o cmon guys, its obvious he is allergic to trees and accidently stepped in one!

[Said959]

it's not actually a tree,it's a pipe

[Erixonmen]

FUNNYYYYYY

[koolaidbergaide]

i h8 snorks lol

[360DarkHalofan78]

it loks like hes hawing a heart atack XD

[alexs2tank]

a c'mon..don't be so cruel with a poor litle zombie :)) it wouldn't hurt a bug =)) mega bug :)) i like it..thow..you shouldn't have been so harsh on the poor guy..makes you like..rasist with zoombies..or something like that..

[coldMisha]

well, its CHERNOBYL..so its maybe a mutant?

[rahabd]

That's it, stab his nads!

[dun0055]

Lmao!

[no3011]

that must hurt xDDDD

[Neofcon]

LEAVE THE FUNNY GUY ALONE!! HE'S JUST HUMPING A TREE YOU BASTARDS!!! LEAAAAAAAAAAAAVE THE FUNNY MAN ALONE!!!!

lol fucking hilarious!

[megasuperstar98]

That's a Concrete Tube, but it's still hilarious

[DevilMousey]

how do you guys get the Torchlight to work??

my settings are minimum, is that the problem/

I keep pressing "L" and it doesn't work.

[laserpuma]

yeah, u just have to change ur settings to low or higher.

[Ouroboros0977]

it could be that he has a stalker suit as then you would use night vision instead

[laserpuma]

That makes no sense. All suits have the light but not all have nightvision.

[Ouroboros0977]

i mean the actual armor that is named stalker suit

[laserpuma]

No, thats not the problem. He just has to change his settings to low or something higher.

[laserpuma]

He was getting dirty on that tube.

[bl3HNOOBYdumb]

wtf???

[Pupme]

Its not a bug it a new anomaly in the zone called SnorkInDaTube

[BIGUGLYSPIDER]

LOL, he never dies.

[jumshut77]

haha snork shaking heh pretty good i have this too is it in the zone or yantary lake

[semsjordet]

lake yantar* and I belive it's there...

[rkodvl]

lol he looks like he is posessed

[112bhoy]

i have stalker but it duzny wurk like at the start when u kill the bandits it duzny load the bandits or sum times the stalkers at the wee start bit then it takes a few min tae load it up then it freezes then pop there there iz that a bug or my shit pny 8500gt 1 gb ram n vista way intel 4 ht 3.2 ghz help

[emil2796]

OMG thats bad english. I have Vista too and it works fine.

[mrcuddles100]

i think he is talking in an irvine welsh inspired scottish drawl which makes him sound highly retarded

[g36c1]

hahahahaha he is dancing xD

[aceroner69]

ROFLMFAO u gave that snork all u got lolz , anywhos, im gonna go fuck a pipe now. that snork got me all wild up

[redmag9]

roflmao snork rave party!! bring it on :D

[Shagron1349]

harrr kill that Snork :D he is alive

[Tharfias]

I´ve seen in yantar when the Snorks are "hovering" above ground. they screams and roars and try to jump at you but they is stucked in the air

[Wooboo]

One of the funniest Ragdoll glitches--in my humble opinion--is the Oblivion Door Glitch. It's pretty funny when someone's ass is just stuck in a doorway jiggling sporadically.

[smileyman455]

Ya this happens sometimes in games that use ragdoll effects. If anyone has ever played Black Hawk Down you would see it a lot. Usually caused when bodies get stuck on an object that isnt flat like you see here. Funny as hell though XD

[ezeht]

rotfl.. cool vid

that was so funny.. ya as long as they keep moving keep shooting..

ya..i seen that bug a few times..

[KingSharban]

hahahahahahah 58 - 1.01

[kakashi187]

HOLY MONKEY BALLZ!!!!

[alexandrien]

rofl, lol. is so funny man. XD

[Hello4chan]

It's be embarrasing if you still couldn't get a snork foot out from that

[xF0x]

Looks rather creepy, just iike in Silent Hill.

[CelVantez]

This video could be called "Penile Slicing a bugged Dummy in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadows of Chernobyl" :P

[piokos]

co mu jajka kroisz? :P

[Psyware]

Haha, jajka kroisz :DD

[visio159reg]

where's exorcist...

[Astaroth1985]

Lol, this Snorks...they're weird, even dead, there's all the way a litte spark of life in their bodies xD

[WojciechSz]

LOL drgawki pośmiertne, buahahaha :D

[Desolator1]

The mutant got hit by a lightning

[KAROLIUS]

we need an exorcist :D :D loool thats funny man :D

[MaximOfSurrey]

Needs the Benny Hill music.

[artery123]

quick! We need an exorcist :P

[sadamotoSama]

its a trs 301 i think, i dont like it

[NInjai555]

funny dance, what gun is that, i really want to know.

[VelAmi]

Nice dance !

[Corpropress]

lol body stuck in the environment

[517342]

No ,he is just a snork.

[chupacabra696969]

nope .. hes just a Zombie and hes dead ... but hes body is still kicking :F

[polartoad]

I can explain that, Thats just the gasses in his bloodsteam making him twitch.

[fangelico]

no no , its just the pyshics engine....

[unl337]

FANGELICO IS A WITCH! BURN IT!

[Hepathos]

It's a WITCH! Burn it!