ewwww....old people making out is so nasty. Those organs should be put away after 60!!!! lol....I'm sure I will change my mind when I hit 61 but for now......ewwwww. I work as a PSW in Nursing Homes and Hospital and I walk in on this stuff alllll the time. Still gross.
notice how when roseanne tells darlene she loves her, darlene doesn't say it back, thereby avoiding the whole after-school teen special thing? I think it's awesome that they don't have to make everything explicit; it's obvious Darlene loves Roseanne, despite the whole cynical/dark exterior.
1:482:28 Puccini, they say, wasn't happy unless he was torturing a pretty girl to death in an opera. Roseanne's writers apparently felt roughly the same way about David. So despite the crossroads escape moment in part two -- he's back to the trap.
I love that moment between Darlene and Roseanne. It just shows how strong a mother/daughter bond can be no matter how stoic or reserved the people are.
Ew! Geriatric love between Bev and Jake!
JHaru777 3 months ago
That was too funny, the old ones making out....glad we didnt get to see the slober.
phoenix3406 9 months ago
ewwww....old people making out is so nasty. Those organs should be put away after 60!!!! lol....I'm sure I will change my mind when I hit 61 but for now......ewwwww. I work as a PSW in Nursing Homes and Hospital and I walk in on this stuff alllll the time. Still gross.
LoveMokes 1 year ago
LOLZ the ending was great. hahaha
LaGueraChula7 1 year ago
"Are you crying? I didnt know you could do that"
roflmao
smileyfan16 1 year ago 3
0:39 is so what my own mother would do
oxhana 1 year ago
LOL I wonder if they started having sex at the end...
Jeffrizel1986 1 year ago
@Jeffrizel1986 They didn't, there first time is in the episode Tooth or consequences
maskath 1 year ago
COME ON IN!!!!....LOL
seanjparks 1 year ago
i love jakes hair and look at the end @ the credits haha so funny this is one of my favs
dancer654100 2 years ago
<3 Darlene
crazypoundpupp 2 years ago 3
oo this was on t.v. not too long ago.
KillerKikyo5 2 years ago 2
Dan's scream at the end was so hilarious!
pearlthirteen 2 years ago 12
Damn Darlene has a sensitive side shit I love this show miss it
Grn8128 2 years ago 7
yeah, the 90s rocked!
glossylove21 2 years ago 8
Are you crying? I didn't know you could do that. LMAO!
IceQueenHeiress2012 2 years ago 17
John Goodman is the best shouter ever.
HylianSpirit 2 years ago 7
i know right!!!!
talkingtinaa 2 years ago
Are you crying I didn't know you could do that! jerk thing to say.
Glad 2 see they made up thou.
XenaFreak101 2 years ago 7
hilarious thing to say.
And quite well said, considering how she normally acts.
realisticHomeboy 2 years ago
notice how when roseanne tells darlene she loves her, darlene doesn't say it back, thereby avoiding the whole after-school teen special thing? I think it's awesome that they don't have to make everything explicit; it's obvious Darlene loves Roseanne, despite the whole cynical/dark exterior.
madgamer23 2 years ago 11
It's the kind of thing reason that made Darleane my favorite character. My mom always hugs me without any response in return.
Buffy8Fan 2 years ago 6
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Wow.. for a lesbian ( Darlene ) in real life she can kiss a boy really good... LOL... Now that is acting..
Carpentersfan2003 2 years ago
I like the new Darlene...and that last part with Dan was FUNNY. Thanks for posting.
Psycho1nsane 2 years ago 7
DAVID: Hey...
ROSEANNE: Can he come in?
DARLENE: I don't care.
ROSEANNE: (suddenly perky) C'mon in!
lol! I love those little funny moments on the side. Roseanne is still one of my top 5 favorite sitcoms.
Kwaj 2 years ago 9
Aweee what a beautiful moment! I used to be just like Darlene, but damn repressing your emotions is stupid. We all need to embrace our emotions! lol
Ichliebemusikundybd 2 years ago 4
Lmao! catchin mom makin out on the couch,..too funny!
tallcaligurlnga 2 years ago 7
1:48 2:28 Puccini, they say, wasn't happy unless he was torturing a pretty girl to death in an opera. Roseanne's writers apparently felt roughly the same way about David. So despite the crossroads escape moment in part two -- he's back to the trap.
soulierinvestments 2 years ago 4
god i love all of their clothes! i wish they still sold that stuff!
balooga4 3 years ago 17
they still do at thrift stores
MIKEPRESL 2 years ago 13
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LOL Burn!!!!!
funoneghf 2 years ago
man i wish we could go back to the 90s...they had the best music...clothes...everything lol i just miss it!!
talkingtinaa 2 years ago 10
Aww that made me cry :'(
brunette427 3 years ago 2
so sweet at the end
elizabith7072 3 years ago 10
I love that moment between Darlene and Roseanne. It just shows how strong a mother/daughter bond can be no matter how stoic or reserved the people are.
lintxxxxx 3 years ago 47
are you crying? i didnt know you could do that. LMFAO
Kyle78965 3 years ago 86
yes please put the one where david and darlene go to there prom. :)
kay12304152 3 years ago 11
YES! INDEED! :O
mewnoorani 3 years ago 8
this is awsome!!!!
Catiabeinme 3 years ago 5
remember when dan threw the couch out the door then rosesanne threww the crow out the doee and made the crow noise when she did it.
cappuccino31 3 years ago 8
NOO THERE WAS THAT TiME WHEN DARlENE HAD HER PERiOD
LADiiSOULJA3 3 years ago 9
i think this is the first time i have seen darlene and roseanne hug one another... i could be wrong... thanks for the upload
galaxycat3 3 years ago 7
will you pretty pls put the one where david nd darlene go to there prom!
heartalone101 3 years ago 8
OH GOD YES!! D:
mewnoorani 3 years ago 8