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  • lofty holes in drafty souls

  • one bad trip man..

  • Let's work for the motherland comrades, not for personal gain! Lest we be judged by the great comrade in the sky! To Communism's triumph lead us on!

  • I give this vid a U for ungraded. I have seen better adverts for toilet roll. Left at 2.24. Bye.

  • what the hell is this shit!!!!!!

  • Thanks for wasting my time.

  • ROFFL 

  • This...thing with visuals and sounds has made my intellect find a new low. By all things worth swearing by, fuck you for this video, and I hope monkeys invade your rectum.

  • Funny, I was just thinking that Sagan had the ability to give me a religious feeling about the mystery of the cosmos so unfortunately I clicked on your vid. Thanks for this pile of dog shit you call humor. At least be funny!

    Just remember both science and religion can inspire true religious feelings so I don't object to the title, I agree totally. The difference is science has no dogma. So who needs religion if i can be religious without the hate, guilt and shame a dogma can put into a child?

  • crap video, who cares what the 'message' is, its irritating and somewhat disrespectful.

  • More holocaust deserved.

    ONEism is EVIL everyone must antipode to avoid holocaust.

  • we are monkeys

  • Unfortunately, you need to truly understand chemistry, biology and physics to understand.

    Please watch:

    Symphony of Science - The Poetry of Reality (An Anthem for Science)

    /watch?v=9Cd36WJ79z4

    &

    Symphony of Science - 'We Are All Connected' (ft. Sagan, Feynman, deGrasse Tyson & Bill Nye)

    /watch?v=XGK84Poeynk

  • nob

  • Awesome video. People don't get it but i do.

  • Maybe god is just Nature, or Cosmos, or Reality. Why does god need to be a big daddy up in the sky?

    Carl Sagan said, "We are star stuff." and "a way for the cosmos to know itself."

    In fact, all the atoms on earth and in our bodies came from supernova that blew up over 5 billion years ago.

    Really, aren't we all just walking, talking stardust -- this cosmos become AWAKE and looking it back at itself? -- and aren't we intimately connected to it all?

    Happy New Year!

    enjoy the dance . . .

  • @goog2k k think of what your saying here for a minute, just like your saying here that god is maybe nature and stuff like that but imagine if we called god to what others would call time. wouldn't that be fucking freaky.

  • Jsworld,

    Huston Smith, a well known professor of comparative religion said,

    "The polytheist says there are many gods. The monotheist says there is one God. The mystic says, "ONLY GOD!"

    I like that comment very much, but ultimately, I think Nature and the Cosmos are an integral whole of which we are all part, and at the most fundamental level, as humans, we really are this cosmos become AWAKE.

  • Adding names and concepts like "god" aren't even necessary. 'God' is just a name we use for this wondrous mystery and natural law by which everything functions.

    The ground of our being is the very ground of all being and we are THAT!!

    become AWAKE!

    -- which seems pretty profound to me.

    From one bit of awakened stardust to another . . .

    -- enjoy the dance.

  • @goog2k Sweet, I was worried I might be alone, every word of it man, couldn't agree more ^_^

  • I've been saying perhaps we are the universes attempt to understand itself long before I knew Carl Sagan had said that.

  • It would help if anybody could understand what the hell point you were trying to make with this video.

  • Carl Sagan is one of the greatest humans ever, you are scum. You have serious issues.

  • WTF IS THIS SHIT?! Don't disgrace Carl!!

  • why change Sagan's voice?

  • lolwut

  • Oooooh kay....

  • i will not even other to watch this video after viewing the first seconds

  • what wack shiiit!

  • "...It cuts through nonsense like a knife through the gorgeous tapestry of human knowledge..."

    Not too shabby...

  • Oh for the worshiping of false science.!

  • is this video suppose to make me want to cut my own head off with a jagged butter knife?

  • I think this guy wants us to slash our wrists with Occam's razor.

  • For those who don't get it, the words you hear in this video are largely from "The Demon Haunted World: Science As a Candle In the Dark" by Carl Sagan.

    I wouldn't mind seeing a followup.

  • how many days have I got to live?

  • What a bunch of drivel.

    We are all walking, talking stardust --

    this cosmos become AWAKE . . .

    looking back at itself . . .

    Thank you, Carl.

  • CARL SAGAN is an inspiration.

  • that.... was.....

    TRIPPY!

    made me laugh manically

  • Everything, from the video itself, to the video side notes, makes me strongly question whether or not the poster of this video was on some heavy drugs. There's no problem with expressing yourself but I think you picked the wrong person to try and shine an unfavorable light on. (If that's even what you're dong. I've no idea at this point). If you aren't on (heavy) drugs: Seek social interaction:)

  • Right.. or just seek the heavy drugs.. this video is auidible anguish and torment on the eyes. Please, make it stop. Oh wait, I can make it stop. hooray for stopping!

  • That was one of the most ignorant statement I've ever seen. Is there actual proof of what created the stars?

    Maybe it was a celestial teapot about the size of a small house orbiting the sun?

  • i feel sorry for people who can't grasp the concept of there not being a god. its really a shame that parents brainwash their children into a dependence on religion. saynotodarwin, do there have to be fairies living at the bottom of a garden for us to appreciate the garden? You need to read up a bit on the subject of theology, and not just by theists. The unbelievable amount of evidence that there is no god would shock you

  • Carl Sagan + psycahdelic drugs = Carl Sagan RULZ!!!

  • Carl Sagan is perhaps the best astronomer the world of reason has ever seen. And one that the world of stupidity and morons will never ever forget. May I kindly invite every man of honor to respect those great minds who put their lives to the highest of ideals? Thanks

  • respect !!!

  • Proves that Einstein was right when he said: The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits!!!!!

  • Carl Sagan is an awesome teacher and a beautiful person. This is worthless infintile drivel. There's over half of this vile discussting crap left to play but i'm balin out.

  • a dire waste of time

  • erase this video!its bullshit

  • why?

  • I think his point is that Carl Sagan made science almost religious... Which given the nature of science would be a bad thing, but I think personally that Carl Sagan surpassed religion is in his presentation of science, and brought a wonder to it in a way no one else could have ever imagined science being before... I greatly admire the point, but I admire the man far more for his love of science.

  • shame shame shame for distorting this video sound.. who wants to hear this when u can hardly understand what he's saying. Carl Sagan is truly one of the greatest astronomers the world has ever seen. what a dishonor for distorting this video.

  • If only religion did not exist, we may have been typing this in space, just think.

  • Are you off your medication again?

  • I want the last 30 seconds of my life back.

    Carl Sagan: One of the most thoughtful and intelligent people to have ever graced the face of the earth.

    Whatever made this video: A chimp with some editing software.

    Good job, numbnuts.

  • I was originally not overjoyed with this video, but i don't think he means any harm. If anything, i suspect he's a fan of Dr. Sagan's. When a person becomes a world historical figure, others sometimes create art that includes such figures.

  • Give him a break, I don't make a video ridiculing Jesus Christ.

    Carl Sagan is all for humanity.

  • God did not create Man. Man created "god." "and Man created god in His Own image." - Jean Paul Sartre.

  • true, true

  • I wish God created man, I could blame someone for making so many idiots... :(.

  • lol

  • lol, thats hilariuos, for real, all need dumb fucking idiots need to die

  • Bearded guy lives in the sky...la la la

  • Fuckin Christians,you ARE the problem...cunts

  • This is an insult to Carl Sagan and so... very far from understanding what existance is for!simply for you to understand "stupid only the way a insignificant being crawling in ingnorance can do"

  • this is insane.. haha I love it.

  • Continue to feed you're ignorance. Ignorance is bliss indeed. It is much easier in life to think you "know" where everything and everyone came from because a man made book says its the WORD of a god... And much harder to ADMIT that you have no real understanding of the universe in which you live in. Someday religion in general will be seen as a primitive tool that primitive man used to feel better about the world in witch he lived. Logic isn't bliss... but its right.

  • Why do people feel that crticising something great would make them greater than the thing being criticised?

    This is Sagan we are talking about, probably the greatest thinker to have ever walked on Earth. You think such imbecile retarded videos would harm him or his ideas?

  • what the ****?

    stupid wanker who does this!

    Carl Sagan doesn't deserve this, he was one of the greatest man that ever lived on this planet full of idiots like you.

  • What the hell! where's Sagan?

  • im gonna shit on your face! this guys doesn't deserve this!!

    all Christians are sick!!!

  • of course he doesn't deserve this, but this isnt even crafty at all. IT's rated 1 and a half stars for a reason.

  • Wow. That sucked. Way to crap on one of the last century's great thinkers.

  • this is the new generation of people that will be educated in the ways of science and not god

  • Wow, lay off the drugs, man. Get out, and get some education instead.

    Talk about vile, noxious---evil, even---propaganda. Uninformed AND stupid.

  • Some nice bullshit you got here. Sorry I'm really not in the mood of proving people wrong for some reason today.

  • Lol idiot. It's just some guy making a trippy video.

  • lol. what?

  • I've had funnier surgery.

  • Science proves the earth is not at the centre of the solar system. Why for so many years was it believed that this was the case? Hmmm oh yeah I know a bunch of pedo priests said it was so. Science can't ever show religion to be wrong hey. If u want to believe the world is flat and at the centre of the solar system then time will show you to be a fool (Understand the meaning). Galileo and his like showed religion for what it is. I'm Glad to say the door has been opened and there's no going back

  • Childish. Keep resorting to this. Makes you look even more desparate than you already are (and you are). Religion is on the way out, and it is on the way out because people are becoming educated. The more educated people are, the less religion matters. And that's a good thing. Why ? Because religion is a big load of bollocks some dickhead made up hundreds of years ago. Enjoy it while you still have it.

  • you are a kid ramdombalaclav.

    Time to grow up

  • This reminds me of Sherman Clump's (AKA from the cartoon The Critic) student film; just a series of bizarre images. His was funny though. This one's practically unwatchable. This seems to be either disturbed, trying to appear disturbed or an attempt at being so artsy that it's lost all cohesion. It's unappealing in every way. I almost have a feeling that if I licked my computer screen, the region it was playing on would even taste worse than the other sections of the screen. 1 star is too much.

  • whoever made this video should get raped and get a nice dose of aids. then ill laugh. FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK. DONT DISRESPECT SAGAN you fucking fagget.

  • There are better ways to put down morons like this. Please bring it up a notch next time. Be more mature.

  • damn.. so many sick people making vids. makes me sick.

  • i agree. it's fucking retarded.

  • This video is bad news and disrespectful to Sagan.

  • No it isn't. Carl Sagan was brilliant. He would laugh and have the inteligence to read between the lines and notice the hidden message.

  • LMAO! That was trippy.

  • Terrible idea to attribute Carl Sagan to this stupid shit.

  • this is so disturbing I can't get halfway through it and that's why I need to ask you "what is the statement you're attempting to make here?" Truely curious.

  • He's trying to say that he is high off his ass, and thus thinks that all the secrets of the universe were just revealed to him, and wants to share it with the world, only...what makes perfect sense when you are trippin' balls is a jumbled nonsensical mess when you sober up lol.

  • Wrong. Drugs are for the ill.

  • I guess when the genius of science has thoroughly beaten you, this is all you can do:

    Edit clips from The Demon-Haunted World audio book until it resembles the gibberish of your superstitious religion own.

    TL;DW anyway.

  • I'm an atheist. You think this is religious? It's mocking religion if you care to look.

  • No, it's an attempt to mock Carl Sagan with a bunch of his quotes taken out of context.

  • maybe i could have made it through the entire video without that strange voice modifier.

  • I hope you tolerate disabilities better.

  • huh? was that to me?

  • This is some messed up satanic shit...Good job.

  • Fuck the pious.

  • Only a religious freak would post this video.

    When superstition is stronger than reason, it shows a very low IQ

  • terrible video.. regardless of ideological allegiance.

  • "...the painter doesn't jump inside his canvas and interact with his creations, does he?"

    No, but a video-game maker does just that. He will for example create a very real 3d environment with people and animals in it, then he'll jump in and start playing the game according to the pre-set rules he set up himself. Later he may become so immersed in his virtual reality game that he forgets that he himself created it.

    Sound familiar?

  • You make me get it, an attack of laugther,

    This kind of man, never die.

    And you're already forgotten.

  • I frikkin' TOLD you guy was trippin' balls, I hope he's trippin' now, HEY YOU! DON'T HAVE A BAAAAAAAAAAD TRIP!!!! lol

  • Spoken like a true Christian.

  • You'd best not be referring to Sagan.

  • your a fucking asshole. Carl Sagan was a brilliant man who helped us better understand the universe. but your too stupid to understand his teachings so you just denied him and make videos depicting him as a demon. only stupid people take religion literally.

  • absolute bliss,thank you so much

  • What da fuck?

  • This reminds me of the media collages from the Church of the Sub Genius Hour of Slack radio show.

    Long live Rev. Stang!

  • brought to you by BOB

  • dark... deranged... delightful

    thanks, randombalaclav

  • did I just take LSD and not know it?

  • Pretty much, it's called being born and believing.

  • What the fuck is this?

    Disrespectful to the great man Carl Sagan who tried to bring the wonder and awesomeness of the cosmos to the common people. This seems like pathetic religious propaganda by some retard who doesnt like hearing anything that doesnt come from the trash called bible.

  • With the eyes of faith, you have to consider the preposterous and turn off all the filters of reason and sense.  This video shows the insanity that results from this type of thinking.

  • I think that this is what religious people actually see and hear. If they would actually listen to what great scientist and educated people had to say. They would quickly figure out that people like Dr. Carl Sagan make far more sense of this universe than any make believe god or religion ever could

  • Indeed. That's one reason we have to keep his memory alive and keep sharing his videos and books, etc. The future generations have to experience this guy.  He's the best water carrier our worldview ever had.

  • this is too much nonsense to watch! 20 seconds had to move on!

  • I dunno. As a guy who remembers Night Flight on USA, this is sort of a strange homage to Carl. I can get into it more, the more i watch it.

    But then too, in my book, there's no such thing as bad Sagan.

  • painful

  • "In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time someting like that happened in politics or religion." -Carl Sagan-

  • "..scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,'.. 'I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.'"

    Bill Clinton admitted he lied about Monica Lewinsky.. on national television!!

    Jimmy Swaggart admitted that he had sex with a prostitute.. then said he needed more money because he was a sinner. Too bad Bush and Haggard can't be as 'honest.' :) hahaha

  • booooooooo.  Carl rules

  • what the fuck?

  • he was a great scholar more than what you would contribute to anything, let me guess....christian

  • what the fuck did i just watch

  • I've spent the past 15 years trying to find someone who was funny, who had wit, who had a true "sense" of humor. The way people used to have.

    My impossible search continues...

  • i love the 4th dimension type effect. (coilsnake)

  • This is the worst video of all eternity in the history of the universe. Whoever made this good job, I didn't think it was possible to mess something up so bad, but your creativity as pushed the limits of human retardation. It is impressive to achieve such failure, beyaond what was ever concieved possible! I guess you are a pioneer

  • This video is hilarious!!1 I hope it's a joke :)

  • the most sucking stupidity of dogmatism... fuck fanatics of religion...

    Carl Sagan rules!

  • I call bullshit on this.... whatever the hell it is.

  • lay off the acid

  • lol it sounds like reverend darth vader...

  • This is a bit like what I imagine an acid trip must be like.

  • you suck

  • holy shit marijuana + Carl Sagan = wisdom

  • no shit man I'm tripping right now... I flow.

  • wow, looks like you are trying really hard to be fucked up.

  • carl sagan had nothing to do with this.

  • what were you showing with the slowmotion horses and the lil light in the crack of that tree also after airport safty towards the end(around 6:26 to 6:32) u turned the music up a tit it was difficult to here the purpose for drugs.

  • This is shit. Putrid vomit.

  • you would definitively bad trip on acid watching this video ! lol

  • you retarded who made this video whata f*ck is wrong with you?

  • ...and Balaclav is spelled a lot like Baklava, which is to say, nutty, flaky, and full of crap that clogs the arteries to one's brain.

  • Sagan would say, well, he used science and tec. to do it.

  • This video brought to you by...

    Luddites,

    because a flat Earth worked so well 600 years ago.

    ...and by...

    Torquemada;

    We fight critical thinking the old fashion way, we BURN it.

    ...and by...

    a grant from the Short-Bus Rider Foundation, because, well... Duh.

    ...and by... the specious contributions of people just like you.

  • StreetLampCatholic, I expect a higher standard of discourse. If you intend to argue with me, bring your whole brain, or avail yourself of a rental.

    If you can't be intelligent at least be witty.

    If you can't be witty then at least be literate.

    If you can't be literate, at least learn how to juggle.

    If you can't do any of those things don't expect conversations with adults to end well for you.

    If you can't run with the big dogs, STFU and hide under the porch.

    K THX

  • fucking shithouse movie

  • This isn't at all unexpected. Christian fucktards can't attack him intellectually so they attack him with petty insults grown from their pathetic ignorance. How sad.

  • Skywalker is a fuckturd. He fucks sheep turds. It's difficult getting the shit out of his urethra.

  • Thank you for further reinforcing my point. You all truly are very pitiful lot.

  • A stunning demonstration of intellectual entropy StreetLampCatholic,

    The quality of the content diminishes as the square root of the IQ over distance...

    As dim as you may be close up, you become completely discountable at anything over about arm's length.

  • It kind of reminded me of the Beatles' "Number 9, Number 9, Number 9...."

  • mypalandy, are you drunk??

  • actually i think this was made by a person with a few clips and the theme music from Cosmos combined with sounds and clips from various movies and a slowed down voice

    haha idiot

  • WTF

  • This just shows what someone will do to get on utube.

    Carl Sagan is not evil!

    the evil lives in you

  • Idiot! This is attacking religion not Carl Sagan. It takes a brain to see that clearly.

    Your comment just shows what idiots will do to comment on youtube.