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  • fuck pendejos....

  • what is this bear grylls vs bear grylls?

  • les stroud could have died many times in the freezing arctic, with no one around to ever save him and he would be dead. if bear grylls is in trouble he can be helicoptered out of there or at least have assistance. if les is freezing of hypothermia no one is around to save his life

  • its funny how on man vs wild. bear is like "ok this looks like a good place to set up camp." then a cutscene and its morning already. whos to say that they arent just feeding bear gyrlls all night and have him sleeping in a tent. why dont they just show the campground where he sleeps? its not that hard, but very convenient for him that they dont show it, i always thought that was odd.

  • Hey you forgot to drink your piss that the main idea of the comeback but nice review xxxxx

  • Les Stroud > Bear Grylls

  • Les Stroud. Bear Grylls doesn't give practical advice, he just runs around like he's under machinegun fire.

  • Id prefer to survive with Les Stroud rather than have a cup of coffee in the bush with Bear grylls.

  • Are you seriously even setting Bear Grylls' name in the same sentence as Les Stroud? Les Stroud (survivorman), is carrying a 23kg camera and is living alone in 7 days at a time. He is a real canadian wildman who really can survive.

    Bear Grylls are a "superstar"-survivorman, who always has a camerateam of 5 men.

  • @duddu1111 5 men that he is responsible for getting through every single situation making the situations even tougher for him. The shows are completely different in the first place. Bear shows how to survive in much worst conditions. Survivorman just gets sat in the woods or some snow and sits in the same place for a week. Much more boring and less educational. Bear is a "Superstar"-survivorman? He is a ex-SAS survival expert. He knows 100 times more than Les stroud.

  • Bears for entertainment, drinks coffee with his "one camera man" in between shoots! Les stroud all the way! true Canadian

  • When will Grylles do a Holocaust survival episode?

  • when it comes down to it, end of day i would rather be lost and have bear with me than any of you wannabe pseudo schmucks.

  • @12azeb I'd rather have Survivorman with me. Fuckin... desert, to arctic... to forest... do arctic forest, to... deserts.. n shit, fending off REAL bears from food n shit

    decent

  • lol not bad pretty funny guys i liked it

  • Survivoman actually survives, Bear Grylls just shows you how to survive. Survivorman kicks butt.

  • Bear grylls ftw

  • It actually took me 45 seconds to realize its fake 

  • Les Stroud Should start his season again =/

  • I can't believe people are actually using "Bear teaches you how to get out of danger!" as an argument. It's T.V. for Christ's sake! You're not learning ANYTHING.

  • that rocked

    

  • THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

  • Why do idiot still exist even here in youtube?

  • a few techniques that usually dont work, how to complain, and basically starve

  • so ya guys, your right, what a great survivor!! NOT!!! bears methods may seem a lot more dangerous, but thats because survivorman doesnt put himself in those situations, he stays farther away from all the danger, where its alot more safe, so now tell me, what happens if you love and only watch survivorman, but end up in the kinda situation that only bear shows you how to get out of, your fucked, cause you made the smart, (dumb) choice of only watching survivorman shows where he only teaches

  • @tsizzle551 You're a complete idiot. 

  • @tsizzle551 I don't think ill ever have to do a back flip off a waterfall while sitting on a tricycle and juggling ostrich eggs.

    how to build an easy shelter and or fire however... that helps

  • all you ppl who think survivor man is better are idiots, your whole argument is survivor man is alone and bear has a camera crew, well whoopty do, bear actually goes into tougher terrain, actually puts his life at risk, climbs trees, mountains, jumps off things, eats everything, actually teaches you lots of skills on how to survive if your in the situation, all survivorman does is sit there and complain, usually fails at what hes doing, complains a little more, then the shows over

  • @tsizzle551 are a fucking idiot no bear puts him self in no danger he goes to hotels at night while les sleeps where he is surviving he could be bit or frozen or had a heat stroke so stfu you little fucking loser

  • Siberian tiger kitten, LMAO!!!!

  • survivor man is better ? lol? see a man stay in one place for an hour. I rather see paint dry.

  • @tadm123 nice to see that you'd rather take advice from someone who's never in danger than from someone who knows their stuff

  • @LosIlluminados Never in danger. Thats hilarious, I bet Les Strous doesn't even know how to climb a small sized mountain without ropes. btw "losilluminados"? wtf

  • @tadm123 like the numerous arguments that all have the same topic in common, which would you rather go to for advice? the super athletic and "best case scenario" man, or the one who knows that this shit can actually happen to you, not just for entertainment? bear grylls may be able to climb big mountains without safety harness, and so can his trusty crew (maybe not), but if something like this ever happens to someone for real, you would have to be as experienced as bear grylls to "survive"

  • @tadm123 also, what does USERnames have to do with any of this? you have random numbers in your username so you're one to talk. nice attempt at trying to put me down irrelevantly.

  • @LosIlluminados It has nothing to do, I just found it curious.

  • survivor man is so much better but his show isnt on any more

  • @BlingBling9558 If you follow him on facebook, he has something up his sleeve... I'd wait to hear what is coming from Les next. From the pictures and messages that he has been posting, its gonna be something really cool!

  • @weareawake that's cuz he has a wife and kids and if he died they would be very sad BAM!

  • lol !!

  • Les had a gun in one episode. Bear Grylls is the ultimate surviver/badass ever. BAM.

  • @kingbadass2

    Bear grylls has an entire camera crew in EVERY episode. Les is the ultimate survivor. BAM

  • @kingbadass2 You're legally not allowed to go anywhere in the Canadian Arctic during polar bear season without a rifle.

  • Dont even compare les to this joke. Lol

  • @apericubes dont even compare bear to this joke. Lol

  • LOL Survivorman and Man vs Wild are my 2 favourite shows - thanks for the laughs! :-)

  • 2 DAMN ASSHOLE  2 GAYS WORST ACTORS BULLSHITT!!!!

  • this is some funny shit but poor kitty

  • ok back to the vid

  • i need to crap, i'm going to pause the video..

  • did you seriously kill that kitten??

  • @MrFlashMagnet1 i hope so!!

  • douche vs. les.

  • I loved it!

  • i hate man vs wild because in one episode he was trying to catch salmon and failed but his cameraman got one and he took it for himself even though he had not caught it.

  • @thechipmunks109 You hate him for taking a salmon?

  • @nikomof for taking a salmon he did not catch.

  • @thechipmunks109 You really hate this person for taking a salmon he didnt catch?

  • bear grylls

  • @HumanVSwild man vs wild isnt real, he has a camera crew with him, les stroud only uses his own camera's you dumb twat

  • @HumanVSwild trollololololol

  • really... you took the time to do this? wow.

  • @pockEclipse pusssy...you took the time to watch it u fucking flaming homosexual cocksucking prick

  • gay

  • That may well be the best Englopean accent i've ever heard.

  • i dont give a shit if man vs wild is fake its still better than survivorman

  • wow you heartless soul whacking that kitten against the tree, that's just fucking out of order! I'm sorry but that's just Horrible! I don't even know how you can live!

  • @MrZimmerson It's fake...derp.

  • Oh and i love the Hatchet thing, how he plays off from the book Hatchet by Gary Paulsen

  • There both for teaching how to survive in the wild. Yes according to some people here, Bear is for more entertainment, but what he does is usually as last resort. There just teaching different ways of surviving in the wild using different methods

  • Les Stroud always has some convient tool that nobody would usualy ever have which kinda annoys me. anyways they both arent that informative realistically for survival they are both for entertainment. Bear Grylls is more entertaining though so i like his show better. Bear Grylls seems like an adventure and Les Stroud is more of a camping trip it seems like.

  • @SkankinRobots Bear Grylls always has a camera crew and emergency supplies in the background, as well as a nice comfy hotel to stay in at night.

    thats pretty convenient

  • @Vykrel so? hes way cooler than survivorman. either show isnt that hardcore. bear grylls does know what hes doing though he was in the SAS. Les is just some redneck pretty much that knows alot about survival. I would rather watch man vs wild anyway. both of them are fake to some degree.

  • @SkankinRobots Thats how its meant to be, Bear Grylls is to entertain and show you different ways of surviving, while Les is a man that is surviving. Two different ways of teaching the same thing

  • @SkankinRobots Who hasn't bought a Leather man? My dad got us girls leather mans for Christmas one year. Granted he is a crazy right winger but he cared. I enjoy both showers but Man Vs. Wild is for watching only because most of the things portrayed are dangerous for everyday adventuresses to pull off. Survivor man tells you the the how to from the get go of how to make a safe escape from wherever you have found yourself lost.

  • @niconightmare i'd also say in an entertaining way, i find it interesting to watch real accounts not something i can tell is fake such as man vs wild (not that i'm picking a side)

  • lol Bear "Hollywood" Grylls is a phony!

  • well worth watching this well done shoulda added the harmonica ,

  • Aw who gives a fuck? I like Bear a dozen times more, Les is really boring.

  • Les Stroud takes it realistically and trys to survive bear is just entertaining

    

  • i cannot even understand how you can put bear grylls and les stroud in the same sentence. les goes around, lights fires and eats food thats already there for him. bear is trained in UK special forces puts himself in life threatening situations which he always gets himself out of. if i would take any advice on how to survive in the wild it would be from bear. i would only listen to les if i was suicidal.

  • @TexasHoldMe87 You mixed up the name's, I think, because Bear is the one doing scripted stuff, while Les actually survives. Bear grill is purely entertainment, just add a few skanks and you have yourself an another MTV reality TV show.

  • @Sanotrex scripted or not, staged or not, sleeps in a hotel every night or not. what i see on camera that bear does compared to what les does is no comparison. les could not do half the stuff bear does cos he dont have the balls or the experience to it. and thats the bottom the line. for me, bear makes les' show look like a camping trip.

  • @TexasHoldMe87 bear does unnecessary stuff that is designed to impress his audience, while les does the more practical and intelligent things to do in a real survival situation. either way they are both kind of douchebags

  • @dannyboy12357 what do you mean "both" ? les stroud does what a real survivalist would need to do... bear grylls eats raw fish and climbs rocks. how are they both douchebags?

  • Les is a toatal fucking fraud more often than not he just endures for a week les do yourself a favor and ask cody lundin bear grylls or dave canterbury if they will teach you survival skills because you sir have no fucking idea

  • bear show you how to escape the wildness

    les shows you how to enjoy wildness

  • WOOooo HEY!

    lmfao

  • Personally, I like Les Stroud better. Survivorman is about basic situations, more realistic. Man vs wild is to the extreme, more worse situations. Bear is the better hunter though. Bear will do ANYTHING like ANYTHING to "survive"...like ANYTHING. Maybe eat another human if he had to....you will know why if you saw all the episodes.......

  • I LOVE SURVIVOR MAN more than man vs wild

  • bear is a fag.

    les is real.

  • ahah thats awsome

    

  • bear is mostly about worst case scenerios where as survivorman is about realistic survival methods. the thing i dont like about survivorman though is that he always has some sort of convient tool with him that ends up helping him.

  • Les and Bear are both skilled survivalists, Bear's show focuses more on entertainment value using dangerous and reckless means while Les focuses more on teaching more realistic, safe methods of survival. They both can hold their own in a real survival situation and are knowledgeable but they're ultimately entertainment. I respect both men for what they do but if you want a real survival show that you can learn from try Dual Survival with Dave Canterbury and Cody Lundin. Friday nights on disc ch

  • Les Stroud is the real survivorman.

  • les is real bear is fake and its already been admitted by bear and proven by video so all the butthurt bear fans can suck on that:)

  • Les: ALL I GOT ARE MY MATCHES, MY TIN OPENER, MY KNIFE, MY HARMONICA, MY GUN, MY DOG FOOD, MY SEAL BLUBBER, MY CAN OF COLA, MY MULTI-TOOL AND ABOUT SIX SETS OF CLOTHING.

    Bear: ALL I GOT IS THE CLOTHES ON MY BACK, A FLINT AND A KNIFE

    enough said....

    survivorman..umm suicideman maybe.

  • @bloominghell your stupid, survivorman puts people into SURVIVAL SITUATION. Who would be stupid to go out and camp into the wilderness with only the clothes on your back, a flant and a knife?

  • @bloominghell You forgot about Bear's Film crew

  • @bloominghell And that dumbfuck Bear says that it is safe to drink your urine. Hes a fucking clueless fuck. Les shows you how to evaporate it into pure water

  • @rcbasher101 it i safe to drink your own urine dumbass

  • @bloominghell thank you. you sir will survive the wilderness. you know who to listen to.

  • Who the fuck is Bear Grylls?

  • the kitten is so damn cute

  • Bear Grylls is more entertaining but Les Stroud is more realistic, imo.

  • Hypothermia is low core body temperature, and Hyperthermia is high body temperature. The guy in the video got them mixed up and said Hyperthermia instead of hypothermia at 2:45.

  • Funny Video guys, but I hope the sweet kittycat is still alive

  • "Im out here completely alone."

    and the hypothermia part are very funny and accurate impersonations of Les.. good job.

  • i would say bear is better since he eat raw stuff. and

    les wouldnt even eat the head of a lizard

  • @Sasuke5342 but bear has a camera crew, and les doesnt, so les is better

  • lol ima big fan a bear and les, lol there r funny

  • Americans love Les Stroud

    Brits and Auzzies love Bear Grylls

    one isn't better than the other, they are both awesome!

  • Fuck why are people arguing over whos better? They're both fucking smart survivalists and are both entertaining to watch, you dont need to say whos better, just fucking watch them or dont.

  • I just tried that kitten in a bag thing, bit messy but tasty all the same...

  • Bear is in the end of the day the better survivor NO DOUBT!! this guy has all the resources he needs. His having a holiday camping out in nature. Ive personally gone out to the Australian Outbak and dobe what les does. I actually enjoyed myself. Bear actually goes and looks for civilisation with nothing but a water bottle. The camera crew are ther to fulm him. How do u expect anyone to do wat bear does without a camera crew????

  • @Real4Bas umm ur rong u do remember the episode where he was trying to catch fish and he clearly states that "i had no luck but one of my camera crew did" and he eats a fish raw! i respect him but les stroud is more on the lines of how to survive wen u know nothing and northern canada is NOT easy to survive in trust me im canadian

  • LOL!! XD

  • the soundtrack was damn good.

  • Bear Grylls is 10 times better than Les Stroud. You would be fucked if you were stuck with Les on a desert island.

  • @Lazyboi69r since jumping off waterfalls and doing front flips while shirtless is completely necessary for survival

  • @tylo17 Maybe not but what's that got to do with anything. He's better than Les, period. Les is boring.

  • @Lazyboi69r well ur lazy

  • @LOLKINGBABY well ur a fuckin cunt

  • @Lazyboi69r ? u know i was just tlking about ur name right XD

  • @Lazyboi69r Les is not boring. Les is real. 

  • @Doobieman321 Each to their own

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  • LOL Grylls was standing next to a squirrel.

  • @FishingKing754 haha that's i thought i wasn't sure though lol

  • it made me laugh! but god, the kitten part just made me cringe no matter how well i know she wasn't in the bag it's just a horrible sound.

    also, you're grylls voice is so bad it's almost good. but it's really really bad

  • watch*

  • WHAT that was funny once the was a story about 3 small children swimmiing in a lake die from the air conditioner that was funny....LOL

  • The video title is misleading. You should title it more aptly.

  • was their a real kitten in their haha XD

  • is very funny

    

  • that was a terrable bear grylls voice

  • lol i love this video esp the owl part

  • Les Stroud is good to watch when you want a real and educational experience. Bear Grylls is good to watch when you want intense entertainment with mild educational values and some other cool things. They are both great and both their shows are nice. still, i prefer bear grylls as an entertaining program ('cause that's what tv is all about- entertaining.)

  • to be honest , I've learned Much more survival tips from Bear grylls than from Survival man

  • Bear grylls shows a fun and intense way to escape some of those extreme mediums . Survivor man only keeps whining about how cold and hungry he is and about him moving the cameras around, while bear grylls shows the tips you ACTUALLY need in survivng .

  • ive always wondered wut bear grylls camera men r doing

  • Ok, I only watched about a minute because its not what Im looking for but let me tell you one thing:

    Although it was a bit funny (for as long as I watched it), it's maddening that you people just can't title videos correctly. If it's a parody, put it in the *#%&'n title! This is not "Bear Grylls vs Survivorman", this is "Bear Grylls vs Survivorman PARODY". This won't ruin your video coming up on searches for either person, so why don't you just include it so you don't waste our time?

  • fake n' gay

  • lol wtf u guys r fkn retarted lmao

  • (the real) survivorman is so, so crap. its only walking and eating. Bear Grylls rules

  • lol

  • what kind of accent is that?

  • bears a bitch!

  • fag video

  • not the kitty

  • That video very well sums up the differences. Les is the real guy, Bear is just a young show-off :)

  • yeah, les doesn't use a camara crew... :P

  • got this hachet off a boy scout... and i killed him with it hahaha

  • I like him better than Lee Stroud lol

  • this is sooo funny check ours out if you want

  • @snake56745569 go go BEAR!!!

  • stroud is boring bear is awsome

  • les stroud it's a real survivorman

    bear grylls it's just for tv

  • @a7xzackaryvengeance

    not really

    Bear Grylls was in british SAS

    he would outlast les no matter what, he was trained for it

  • @SykoYamakazian

    Certainly not if he followed his own tv advice- though I doubt even he would be stupid enough to try those things without a crew.

    And even then, I put my money on Les in a strictly survival situation.

  • @a7xzackaryvengeance dude, i can say that les stroud really feels more real and bear grylls is more exciiting to match but that aint making man vs wild fake as u trying to say!

  • @a7xzackaryvengeance lesbian stroud could never make it in a real survival situation

  • @squirrel162 but he does? ur just saying shit like tht cuz u dont like canadians

  • @LOLKINGBABY no im going to banff national park in canada next summer and im looking forwardto meeting lots of canadians. i just dont like les...

  • @squirrel162 actully, he could, while bear has a camera crew, which acts as a "safetynet", so les is better

  • @a7xzackaryvengeance no hes for real. he was the youngest brittish person to climb mount everest. dont talk about shit you know nothing about. bear grylls is for real just as much as les stroud.