Comedy Central: Chris Rock on Rap music

[FerociousAmbrosis]

"well as you can see there's a bitch in his way that he needs to move, thus the term move bitch "get out the way" you need to open your eyes so you can get the bitches outta your way"

[The12Jacob]

Fuck, Lil Wayne.

[access1992]

it was a nigga named kevin with a mac 11! haha the best comedian ever

[MrBLOSSOM123]

lol

[MANDY28997]

found saddam husain in a fucking hole in IRAQ but you mean to tell me you dont know who shot 2PAC? IN VEGAS! on the strip!

[elizarock69]

yo, eminem is a good rapper and jadakiss

[98kungfuman]

i like like a couple of rap song the rest is poopie

[SINGONTHEROAD2SUCCES]

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[EminemMakaveli]

Love Rap, tired to defend... Totally agreed with this.

[NicotineLLBG]

"If you wanna get away with a murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket!"

[alvarezdhy]

watch something funny

youtube user mychonny

[joezzylilc]

till sweat..till sweat,,till sweet drip my balls,,skit skit lol haha

[waynehd3]

haha!!! I LOVE HIZ VOICE, itz weird :)

[TheKrishWadeChannel]

BIggie dead. Tupac dead. Vanilla Ice STILL ALIVE hahahah love chris rock

[Lizardvenom1]

hes right what if micheal jackson was a rapper would nancey grace give a shit

[jojomt2010]

fuck steve harvey .

[guavaaaa]

"It was a nigga named Kevin with a mac-11."

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[myersjohn1974]

watch burt simmons show---Chris Rock you are a great comedian...keep it up

[t0kes42o]

did chris rock steal this from steve harvey or did steve harve steal this from chris rock?

that's what I wanna know

[MrLipeCamargo]

Esse é o Chris do Todo mundo Odeia o Chris \õ/

[patharris1996]

Why did he keep fucking on Ludacris?

[damagedone56]

he forgot to mention BIG L

[odilonbruno1]

see the jokes on this site:

brunosupershow.blogspot.com

[PS3xMedia]

what special was this from?

[exdown]

@PS3xMedia HBO special '' never scared ''i think is 2004

[mrjosehernandez123]

smack her with a dick lol!!!!

[GreenEyedBeauty231]

i think 111 people didnt have their sweat drip down to their balls!!! :) lol

[jeje61iverson]

I'm french and this guy is the funniest guy i've never seen! x)

[TheSonyExperience]

@Onlytakes1 Also i dont care if i was a puppet of the US goverment im loving life here;)

[TheSonyExperience]

@Onlytakes1 hahaha not only do i not care that you hate my country, i also find it histerical you are so wrapped up in this. Say whatever you want but if terrioat came to your country. Your country would call up Nato and the biggest funder of Nato is who Uncle Sam

[WhiteflowerTheMedCat]

They ain't talkin bout me. Smack em with a dick Smack em with a dick

He just say your name

No he didn't Smack em with a dick Smack em with a dick

LOLZ XD

[amykodiak]

My take on all this ,(by the way Chris is funny, but he complains alot ) but my take is , we should make more love and less war , so if you agree get on over to

DoMePlz.com

and find someone to make love to right now!

[AnythingWorx]

this guy sux: annoying voice, keeps swearing & can’t be funny without vulgar themes, and of course, has to make jokes about white people. this is exactly why comedians like brian regan or jim gaffigan are comic geniuses

[Yoman1289]

SMACKERWIDDADICK SMACKERWIDDADICK

[justinshandon]

This is a rap killing, Lets go home!

[DragonoftheEastblu]

As funny as this is, rap still sucks.

[MUSTAFA19902]

u mean they can find sdam hussin in fuckin holl but u cant tell me how shot 2pac in damn LF HAHAHAHA THATS RIGHT I AGREE

[MRELNORTE]

Chris rock called those bitches out... AMEN

[MRELNORTE]

110 people dont like rap

or chris rock... either or

[kkrox24ify]

HIS VOICE :O from that movie!!! THE ZEBRA FROM MADAGASCAR!

[kkrox24ify]

HIS VOICE :O from that movie!!! THE ZEBRA FROM MADAGASCAR!

[Ulker1707]

But it's OK if you want to watching shows like this and be stupid so be it. Most of you can speak only English cause you are too lazy and stupid to learn another languages. You don't know who was Skłodowska-Curie or where Ukraine is! Your government is so smart! Stupid nation is easy to control!

[haloninjanate]

@Ulker1707 woah there, calm down; the complaint station is over there

[TheSonyExperience]

@Ulker1707 Your an ass. Im going to tell you why. Your an ass because America is the strongest country in the world right? Right. For such a stupid nation why do we dominate the oceans of the world. Why is our military in over seventy countries? Does the Ukraine have its army in other countries? Does Russia have its army in other nations? Does fucking China have that? NO you fuck! You know nothing of the U.S. We are the worlds police. Who comes to everyones rescue? The United States of America

[Onlytakes1]

You are the biggest most brainwashed idiot i have ever Heard. You are the won that knows nothing of the US. You just regergitate everything you here without any critical though. Now doubt the people who controle this country are very smart. For crying out loud they have morons like you so clueless. Yeah they are smart but you are a dumb shit. The US is not the world's police but its opressor. Most of the world does not hate the US because they are jealous, they

[Onlytakes1]

hate the US because they dont let people live in peace. The US is part of an imperialist organization. Yeah they have bases and troops everywhere, and now they are starting to put them here. They just passed a bill that US citizens can be detained by the military without trial until they see fit. But ofcourse you probably did not here anything about it because your a naive fool who believes any propaganda the media feeds you. you dont know the meaning of critical thinking & research.

[tresdave33]

@TheSonyExperience We destroyed the entire world's infrastructure by "policing" the world. We are stupid, and everything you just said is precisely the reason.

[Ulker1707]

@TheSonyExperience FUCK The United States of America you know why? i will tell you. because you think that army is everything, but do you know for how much money US is in debt? now you don't because all you know is what your government tell you, did you know that lie repeated all an all over again is go to be truth? like 'terrorism' tahy saying about this all over again and now everybody believe in that

[TheSonyExperience]

@Ulker1707 You think your so smart there troll dont you.15,160,576,273,234 the number will rise by the time your dumb ass reads this. But guess what the U.S has been in debt almost sense its creation you dumb ass. Our GDP balances our debt. Also our total National assests our over 70 trillion along woth corpation taxes and citizen taxes. You know nothing all that i told you is basic knowledge and can be seen from the united states government website. Stay where the fuck you are if U.S is so bad

[Omegascithe]

@TheSonyExperience I don't mean to be offensive, but the US has many faults, probably the most in the world currently. When I did a report on the US in University, they rely on income though war mainly (thus why their grace period of no war never lasted over a decade), they refuse to admit how much nuclear testing and weapons they try/own and they refuse to give free medicine(s) to the countries that need it (e.g. retroactive drugs for AIDS patients in Africa). Again I'm not trying to offend.

[TheTrueSonOfBDEC]

@Omegascithe The thing is, no government is perfect. No country is perfect. Now, I'm not defending the government right now, the past few years have been crap. But still, they do the best they can. The US is also going through a depression almost as bad as the one in the 1920's, and it can't afford the drugs for AIDS (although, because it is a virus, there's really no fighting it.) Also, there's corruption everywhere, and they are free, although they've been working on changing that, recently.

[TheTrueSonOfBDEC]

@Omegascithe But even still, the US is better off than a lot of countries. But the division, although there is a large difference between rich and poor, there isn't as much racial segregation anymore. If there is any, it's voluntary, and their own choice, not because of a law that has been issued. And you say their income is reliant on war, the war in Iraq and Afghanistan has been a massive drain on their money, and combined with idiotic decisions by banks, has slammed us into the depression.

[TheTrueSonOfBDEC]

@Omegascithe I'm not saying that the US is perfect either, but I am saying that they're trying to fix this. Again, with the corruption in the police, you hear more about that than you do the thousands of other decent, hard working, policemen and women, that try to work to avoid that. This is just what I've seen over the past few years, and slightly biased, but the facts are there. Not trying to offend in return, it just seems there may have been changes since your report. Ah well.

[TehBonar]

@TheTrueSonOfBDEC This is true. There isn't a news story that goes like this. "John and Suzy, police officers in ____ had a normal day today. They wrote some speeding tickets and helped to enforce the law. Nothing of note occurred." You only hear about the exceptions. Same goes with murders. People think cities are unsafe. That's because you hear about the man murdered on the subway and not about the millions who travel to and from work with no trouble whatsoever.

[Omegascithe]

@TheTrueSonOfBDEC True enough I guess... I'm not going into an argument, debate or conversation into that type of stuff so I guess we will leave it at your comment. You're mainly right though

[Omegascithe]

@TheSonyExperience The USA also have a divide with the rich/poor and colored (not trying to be racist here) people. It is stated that the US are a free country, but are they really "free"? The laws are also condescending and police are often found corrupt, but then again that is a bit of a world problem. I'm just saying that the USA aren't perfect...

[Omegascithe]

@TheSonyExperience lol in the first post, I meant anti-retroviral drugs for AIDS patients in Africa

[Ulker1707]

@TheSonyExperience they repeat about terrorism all the time, just look on WTC. i'm not that idiot to believe that it was terrorists attack. FUCK! they have passport of the pilot from this plane haha. did you see the fire there and and what happend there? but they have his passport haha

[Ulker1707]

You know why he said that 'women that like rap don't give a fuck' cause they are so stupid. Also I must say that not the whole world is fu**ed up...you are! I'm watching your movies, shows and stuff like this and I must say if more I know then more I think americans are stupid. All you can say is "fuck, bitch, mutherfucker" and you're laughing watching this. Your government is so smart they give you this cheap shows, educational system is so low and everything else connected with politics.

[Evan42881]

@Ulker1707 It's comedy. Calm down, and take a Valium.

[TheSonyExperience]

@Ulker1707 If our education was so low why is our government so smart. You keep contradicting your self. Stop being such a troll.

[graveplott47]

someone should talk about young dummy i mean money

[imsohornynwet]

;D

[arkano5]

1:37

[JJJalda]

"it was a nigger named kevin with a mac 11"

[JJJalda]

it was a nigg named kevin with a mac 11 HAHA brilliant.

[lucase62]

Rap: fukkin dem bitches n' hos (repeat 45 times)

[CoolerKing37]

@lucase62 Actually, that's the formula for any song in the last 80 years when you think about it.

[TheIkaraCult]

"Well as you can see theres a bitch in his way, that he has to move..."

[xo2ahummingbird]

chris is crazy lol

[redskinscaps]

this is so funny, but in all seriousness the rap game is terrible now, there is no substance just all CRAP!! people like lil wayne and soulja boy are reasons for the death of hip hop!

[aarondamiang]

240p we meet again

[SwiftyLBC]

He look like a skinny Michael Vick

[NazzMaximillion]

He prob killed himself after he heard Soulja Boy

[TSGS21]

Chris Rock said it best. These girls walk around saying they not sluts but when a rapper is talking about threesome and getting head all the time but different chicks then is cool. And then on top of that, most of them will fuck them rappers in a heart beat. But nooooooo. We are not sluts at all. What ? Come again?

[MrJKMills]

niggernamedkevinwithamaceleven priceless

[My2pacalypse]

uh daddy were did you meet mommy?.............Skeet Skeet Skeet.....LOL!

[neil591353]

if yur stoned its impossible to not laugh thumbs up if u agree lol

[hmngMC]

the government hates rap so we hate the government

[KiddCrowley]

SKEET SKEET SKEET 

[littlelebron12]

party rock anthem nasty ass song the beats alright shell dance all night

[Poweryouup]

240p... we meet again

[Timmmay33]

Chris Rock....right on, hilarious. I can't stand ghetto rap, wanna-be gangsta rap...all rap! But Chris Rock is epic. I don't care what anyone says. I also believe that he curses a lot so that the general public can actually understand him. Without the cursing; many confused people.

[michaelflores33]

106 people hates rap

[kevdufc]

chris rock = LEGEND!

[DKP4]

Well you see, there's a bitch in his way... LOL

[babanachiket]

u re fucked man

[boosh90]

maybe you need to open yo eyes and move the bitches outta YO way!!!

[WeirdThingsOnEarth]

I can't stop hearing Marty O_O

[gur0004]

it was a nigga named kevin wit a mack 11 lmfao

[blobymr092]

THERE WAS A NIGGA NAMED KEVIN WITH A MACK11

[jendeh1000]

The stuff he said about "Tupac" was the truth

[hidenwildchild]

to the windoooooooow to the wall!

[SheShe215]

"TILLTHE SWEAT DRIP FROM MY BALLS!!,TILL THE SWEAT,TILL THE SWEAT, TILL THE SWEAT DRIP FROM MY BALLS!! MY BALLS,SKEET SKEET!! MY BALLS,SKEET SKEET!! TILL THE SWEAT,TILL THE SWEAT!!! MY BALLS,MY BALLS!!!!" lmfao funniest ish EVER!!!!

[nwa123123321]

it was a nigga named Kevin wit a a mac 11 lol made my day

[Addicted2JessicaAlba]

''the brother in the red shot me dead'' hahahaha

[girl123interrupted]

ha ha I love Move bitch by Ludacris! I listen to it when I work out and its really motivating ahhahaha

[kervamper]

interlectuallllly

[ghostkiller1515]

is tere a subtitles  4 this video

[hussam11099]

watch?v=oypd0hT8eOg

[tiitlu]

true it is, nowdays it tottally not so good as it was back in 90´s

[Mattraction513]

Today it is garbage 80 % anyway

[METALdude1195]

IT WAS A F***IN DUI

[METALdude1195]

Hey they didn't arrest the guy who killed Cliff Burton. THE GOVERNMENT HATES HEAVY METAL!!!

[balotelli456]

BLIND DA BITCH BLIND DA BITCH BLIND DA BITCH BLIND DA BITCH

[94Cioppa]

Chris also likes heavy metal

[ThatNiggakyleHeCrazy]

103 dislikes? you all depress..

[TheYankees24220]

@ThatNiggakyleHeCrazy i was just about to say that bro. wtf is wrong with you 103 people who disliked this? you people obviously have no sense of humore.

[Tonyvillanueva94]

Lmao @ 6:33 whiteboy throwing his hands up

[nahor88]

People can call Chris an ignorant nigger all they want, but I can guarantee you that A LOT of white people don't even know who Saddam Hussein IS....

[CBabeey]

"It was a nigga named Kevin with a Mac11" LMAOOOOOOOO

[TwoChill]

WUHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Cokehead124]

yo the government tried this with 50 but he survive dis shit

[rkmugen]

Policeman: "It's a rap killing... let's go home." XD

[vuphanvincent]

103 people are white

[zhankbtu]

i like that Rock talkes about Rap :D

[TheGreggiraldo]

greg giraldo is better than chris rock

[jeanandmarli]

His voice0_0

[patafan1]

he doesnt mean tupac he means 2pac



[BlazeUp1231]

LMFAOOOOOOOO u cant tell me, u can find saddam hussein in a fucking hole in iraq , and you cant tell me whot shot tupac who got shot on vegas strip. so funny but its fucking true how the fuck does that work out.

[CTKComedy2011]

I  Love Chris Rock He is Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VolvoEP]

"They can find Saddam Husain in a fucking hole in Irak but cant find who shoot Tupac on the strip in Las Vegas...THE STRIP!"

RIP Biggie

RIP! 2Pac

RIP Vanilla Ice, cuz im gonna KILL YOU! lol

[JoeCollege000]

rap, short for CRAP

[thesimpsonsrox]

@JoeCollege000 How about you just shut the fuck

[JoeCollege000]

@thesimpsonsrox how bout you suck me nutz bitch

[Bender2522]

@JoeCollege000 funny some rap is really good lets say like eminem oh yes hes great lets have a look at shit people ummm miley cyrus umm justin bieber heavy metal is shit ummmmmm jason derulo is meh

[penguinseth]

SMACKERWITDADICK SMACKERWITDADICK!!!

[youngbashy]

lol they found sadam husain in irag n tupac got shot in vagas on the street EL OH EL

[countrychickyxox]

his a genius

[Stiffler635]

"he said your name !"

"no he didnt"

lmao

[MrBrianEnt]

Thats why we need Rap Man to save the world from bad rap music. Check out my page to see Rap Man a 3D animated comedy rap video.

[whitejones7]

watch now someones gonna gun down vanilla ice

[juliegordon2012]

Just Found Jmon Drake headlines Video!!!!!!!! It is Hilarious. He actually has skillz on the MIC.. GREAT VID...One Question WHO the HELL is That GUY sitting next to Jmon

[fantasia540]

move bitch get out the way

[kebababbe]

" The Goverment hate raps you can tell me that you find saddam hussien in a fucking hole but you can not tell me who shoot tupac "

"They find saddam in fucking irak, Tupac got shot in vegas"

True shit !! ...

Thumbs up !

[flgal88]

effortless genuis...luv ya chris

[juma619b]

102 people where laughing so hard they push the wrough buttom

[juma619b]

Fuck her in the eye fuck her in the eye blind the bitch blind the bith... hahahahhahah funny part

[slipknot7511]

my favourite person on grown ups

[Texasjim2007]

There is no love in rap music. There is no such a thing as a rap music love song. Rappers all want to be pimps beating up women who don't give them money and sex. Name any rapper who even has a clue about the meaning of the word love other than having sex? Nobody with brains like a Michael Jackson or a Stevie Wonder writes rap songs because they make way more money writing good music,

[xyugi0007]

@Texasjim2007 You do realize there's more rap than the one on the top 40 board right?

[Oust33]

@Texasjim2007 Method Man- You're All I Need

If you dont think thats a genuine love song, you're a fool.

[malette18]

@Texasjim2007 your very ignorant



[DALLAS4k]

@Texasjim2007 MJ sucks

[CoolerKing37]

@Texasjim2007 How about LL Cool J's "I Need Love"? No need to to respond. You already proved you were a moron.

[redressedpreciosa]

@Texasjim2007 Dear mama - 2pac? :)