Minecraft MindCrack - S3E249 - Oh that is cold

[TheAssassin7130]

You were really bad when you were little.

[DaistarMC]

Really hope we get the next part of that story in the next ep.

[aliandroid123]

9:38 UPgraded to PC XD

[eatonpi]

@GuudeBoulderfist you can't slip one past me, you did have a "thing" with Mrs. Huff... it was the one time your "wanna have sex?" line actually worked :P

[Levitikai]

Best ending EVOR!

[Levitikai]

Tried this on SSP, it glitched the fuck up! I was going the right way and everything. The carts kept merging every time I rejoined the world.

[NocturneInBlack]

L-l-l-l-l-look at you hacker!

[malcomjohn1997]

@NocturneInBlack what did he do then

[NocturneInBlack]

@malcomjohn1997 I was just trying to make a System Shock reference to his "hacker" heydays in high school :)

[nerffanatic97]

@Smeargle02 Lol he prob didn't see that

[xXDEATHCYCLEXx]

go there :) two sites go together to equall chocolate salty balls!

[xXDEATHCYCLEXx]

/watch?v=w24Xd8fVlTU

[xXDEATHCYCLEXx]

youtube(d o t)com

[KuroroSama42]

for the dirt blocks in the ceiling of your tower, just dig them out after your trees are grown.

for the vines on the sides of it, add fencing around the standing area? you could also just put torches on the outside rim

also, why teach remedial math when it's not your subject? to laugh at the stupid kids once you're back home!

"ok, time to grade these retards... LOL LOOK AT THAT ANSWER!"

[KuroroSama42]

less than one cart is it?... so... you haven't tried pushing a cart while using no carts? somehow, I'm not surprised by that.

*claps slowly*

Oh, good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.

[KarstenOkk]

@KuroroSama42 Sir you're too funny. Please remove yourself from this section.

[KuroroSama42]

@KarstenOkk you didn't use your sarcasm font, so I can't help but take that as a genuine compliment.

Also, thanks for worrying about my free time :) , but I think I'll stay to keep entertaining people like you.

[spq982]

For Season 4 (Hopefully there is one), can you start it at Episode 1? So the first one will be S4E1.

[raziel8587]

guude, this story was hysterical

[Smeargle02]

@GuudeBoulderFist

You tell us you'd be hated to death if people could read minds, and then you wish we could see into your mind?

[tacowrestler]

It really should be BAAHH-doubleO

[Kairos0x]

Man, I love storytime with my buddy Guude.

[aeneasfate]

Nebris had to jack so many pigmen for their gold teeth...

[Harrier42861]

@aeneasfate It's their swords, get it right.

[aeneasfate]

@Harrier42861 Avidyazen reference, they drop their grilles now and forever.

[rkj4107]

After the trees grow just take the dirt blocks away.

[Jabagoo]

Dude I had sex when i was 8... really she laid on top of me and we touched bellies 8)

[sslitherr]

I was hated on so hard in HS - until in my senior year, I started getting nick-named the unibomber cuz I started asking the science teacher questions about mini-nukes and stuff LOL

[Jabagoo]

Pascal... oh the memories 8) my AP CS class in high school had some sad pc's so much so tha t our teacher wrote an essay about to some contest Microsoft was holding and the next year they had all new computers.

[sslitherr]

... it's a wonder that you actually finish your stories LOL

[PackerLover231]

You do now Guude

[redninja141]

guude, you had a good high school experiance, i so far have had a bad one, last year, one of my friends died, RIP Levi DeLaval

[PajamaPantz]

@redninja141 cool story bro

[redninja141]

@PajamaPantz What the hell man? You think that one of my friends is dead is a cool story? What kind of sick person are you? disrespecting a deceased person.

[PajamaPantz]

@redninja141 dont put ur gay ass personal stories on here this comment page is not the place for that

[jipjapkelly]

because you watch Dexter you are now 200% cooler

[AJxx117]

nebrus how do you do it like do you x ray or something

[Singer6171]

the teachers do that to you too? This one old lady substitute just thought i was the sweetest thing and it drove me insane!!

[MultiMatt0202]

I love ur stories man

[Deatheater7887]

That was my father. A f***ing alcaholic. four years my my life in fear of him everyday. He's dead now :D.

[soccergray5]

hey guude i was banned from the irc chat and i dont know why? soccergray is my username that i use on that. please get back to me asap

[theangrysumo]

"EW SUCK ON MY CHACOLATE SALTY BALLS!! STICK EM IN YO MOUTH AND SUCK 'EM!!"

[normskilight]

@GuudeBoulderfist if you could end every video like that I'd appreciate it....I cried with laughter... oh and see if a fifth tree would grow in the centre, that would fill it in a bit

[minecrafttips22977]

so thats why i never drink ice tea near my laptop or computer

[Blueeyeda]

Can I download the intro somewhere?? love it ^.^

[Goalkeeper6000]

You know that if you remove one of the u's in Guude, it will become the Norwegian word for "God"? I think its pretty awesome

[TheFenastus]

I can't beleive this is the first mindcrack episode i've watched

I've got 248 mindcracks to watch... mother of god

[1904pokemon]

MERRY CHRISTMAS



[TheSeaLionProject]

DO A MOTHERFUCKING VINTAGEBEEF:P

[Phyzium1]

Play, Guude and the wannabe friend.

Scene, On The Bus

(WannabeFriend) Hey Guude, Can I be your friend?

(Guude, while drinking alcohol) Get a life, Fucker

[MrMewCow]

Can I suggest maybe adding a few Nether Fences close to the fire tower to give some sort of burning/burnt effect?

[patelabhi616]

nice ending! :D

[bhopkins1980]

Build just one giant tree there at the top of the tower then etho light it also to fill around the iron bars with the leaves.and a bit of a multi leveled over hang wouldnt kill it.:)

[GamePerFrame]

@GuudeBoulderfist I can SO relate to almost everything you say (:

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@GamePerFrame that is kind of scary lol

[mrmaigo]

Again with the story cliffhanger!

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@mrmaigo haha, this one wasn't planned.

[InFusing]

>my mom's coworker ran the fuck over my 6 month year old kitten

>everyone trying to be as polite while coworker frantically explains what happened

>big sister starts flipping tits screaming she'll murder the sorry bastard who slaughter her kitten

>coworkers dick children approach following week,

>"dude your that one kid who got his cat ran over!"like man sorry man how does it feel to have your cat ran over"everyone, my mom killed this dudes cat"

>known as cat guy rest of the year

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@InFusing that is a dick move

[littelblue1]

The intro is Bdubs? Awesome :D

[TheJrnyman]

Hmm, are you talking about BackOriface? That was a great all in one trojan back in the day, and you're about the right age for that one. Ahh, it was script kiddie, but such a wonderful pranking toy.

Ours was "At the sound of the gong, take a hit from the bong..." lyric on the 20 minute mark. Just a simple subversion of the security settings on the Mac lab. We left the PC lab alone. Of course, I was the middle geek in that particular wank fest, I just wanted an Amiga. :P

[karuta]

@TheJrnyman In the good old Back Orifice days...oh yea...did way too much stuff with that <.< even trying to copy it (at least my copy could transfer files and shut the pc down - but was very obvious as I didn't know how to hide a program using Visual Basic XD)

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@TheJrnyman it might have been, I forget.

[PopuptwoRS]

After you've grown the trees you can remove the dirt that's under them so that you don't have that ugly dirt =]

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@PopuptwoRS yea, I forget that.

[mitchbankert666]

i laughed so hard at the cliffhanger

[TheFenastus]

The fact that you kept stopping in the middle of your story was annoying ._.

[lwtrimere]

I find it ironic that your earth tower doesnt contain any dirt or sand (Aside from the dirt you used to grow the trees)

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@lwtrimere soulsand is a kind of sand. When i think of the earth tower i was thinking of growth more than dirt.

[lwtrimere]

@GuudeBoulderfist ahh, good point about the soulsand.. I can't believe I missed the 'sand' part in that >.> Growth Tower kind of harkins back a few episodes where you mentioned captain planet, lol. Sorry if I sounded nit picky, I thoroughly enjoy pretty much all your videos :D

[GoGoSkuzRocket]

"Etho" your trees with glowstone or a jack-o-lantern hidden in the top. Hell, forget bonemeal and sapplings; you could build trees. You have the supplies.

[1waka2]

my nipples got hard seeing all that gold

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@1waka2 rub em

[QuincyJon3s]

Just in case your curious guude the "pda" the teacher had... Was an Apple Newton

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@QuincyJon3s yea that was it. thing was as big as a truck though.

[QuincyJon3s]

@GuudeBoulderfist yep and its cool as fuck :D

[AFCB7789]

BaadoubleO

[soccerrulzff]

HE DIDN'T FINISH HIS STORY LOL

[vaguemaster]

BUILD yourself a nice big tree :D

[Mageballer43]

Gudde+Etho+Bdoubleo=BEST MOTHERFUCKING Christmas ever!

[Mageballer43]

@Mageballer43 Guude

[gingerrevenger]

Though you might get a kick outta this....so back in 2000 the Shawnee Mission school district was running Novell clients on their PCs and while in Java class a student decided to try and message another student with the client chat...anyways he forgot to include the pc name and ended up sending "I fucked your mom" to the entire district. He was suspended for about a week, and forced to finish Java class with pen and paper.

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@gingerrevenger haha, that is awesome.

[m1necraft247]

hey guude, not that its a happy fact, but my grandfather died when my dad was 12 also :( i would've like to have met him.

btw, lol at the end there!

[envy297]

Use NetherBrick fences instead! :D

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@envy297 ok

[2good4ubud]

Why noot use ores bexause they are natural

[pimpindogg666]

BAAdoubleO

[MrThegaysuperhero]

I'm still in shock he didn't take any of the porno!

[XtraBds13]

All these people are telling you what to do with your wood. How does BdoubleO feel about that?? Does he know what you do with your wood when he isn't around?

[yuluff]

you had the best childhood ever. i envy you 0.0

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@yuluff everyone should have fun as a kid.

[evanthesheep]

I'm sorry but hilarious ending xD

[MrClangy]

The Lily pad idea was mine :D

So there is going to be a little piece of me in guudes tower :P

[traviscls5858]

guude your my idol

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@traviscls5858 yay!

[CydrocksHard]

The gun thing it happen to me to put in a abandon home it hade a 44mag. In it. But it was a adult that was stalking me and later that year he got arrested for stalking a hot lady.

[thepunisher4356]

Man as a child you were such a little fellon! Lolz

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@thepunisher4356 yea, glad I grew out of it.

[thecomputerkid13]

You should insert random animations to explain what you're talking about sometimes when you're doing something boring. i think those would be fun to watch :)

[mikerbucceri]

you should of fucked his sister to REALLY stick it to him, btw way replace the dirt with wood blocks on the tower

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@mikerbucceri lol, they were both ugly though.

[LiamsayWHAT]

One of the people in Quinlan you used to know is going to see this, and you'll be fucked

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@LiamsayWHAT not much of it is a secret really.

[benjy629]

Cliffhanger ;P

[mikerbucceri]

i got a slinky for christmas :)

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@mikerbucceri make it go down stairs!

[confusedbeyondhelp]

instead of spawning all those trees you should make it one big tree house... Unless your near the block placing limit

[Beastkid37]

i knew it was nebris

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@Beastkid37 we kind of love him, kind of.

[F1ah]

You could replace the dirt with logs after the trees are planted.

[Wrikiie]

Guude you should write a book about all this shit that happened during your childhood :P

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@Wrikiie no one would buy it when they get the audio version here.

[Rouzhokuu]

Guude, you should put fence posts or metal bars on the side of the roof surrounding the corners (dirt blocks) that the trees are planted on. Would make it look like a... planter/holder of some kind.

[Doodelidoody]

With your habit of ending the story somewhere in the middle, the ending almost feels staged so that it's less obvious :D.

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@Doodelidoody I sure as fuck hope my subconscious didn't pour that drink on me, that was a waste of alcohol.

[Doodelidoody]

You could use jack o'lanterns for lighting I guess.

[TheGavinBoy]

Guude, you should make another tower that has like water on the top. That way you could have the fire, water, and earth towers!

[hamburger911seo]

guude sorry! i had my mouse on the skip ad button but i didnt click it so u can have some money but i twitched at 1 sec left and it skipped the ad T_T

[suprsam415]

hey Guude, you can replace the dirt under the trees now that they are grown

[devinengarde]

Name the sheep BdoubleA =P

[SuperKiller899]

what was the drink???????? tell us

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@SuperKiller899 tequila, rum, and coke.

[HVHgBVhV]

@GuudeBoulderfist as allways :P

[bluetube336]

How's that Ice cold beverage feel on your mangina jewde?!

[MrDeathBat1]

Dude, you should write a book. I've never known anyone to have such a shedload of stories :)

[TyTheRegularMan]

It should be baaaadoubleo

[torin1001]

Put nether portal in the fire temple!

[bluetom20]

take to wood out now that u have the trees and put wood or something there

[aGamerWorld]

Call the sheep BdoubleA (BAA)

[gkh281]

wow even more stuff i never knew about you!

writes in a stalker log, thx for the information :D

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@gkh281 lol

[TheGtaJoey]

can someone tell me how to do a lets play with an ipod touch 4g

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@TheGtaJoey is there ipod apps for recording lol

[OutcastAngelV]

i hate when i dont get to hear the ending of the stories...but it was worth it because you spilled your drink(; you should make a video compiled of all your stories(:

[cubs13374]

great end to a episode :D

[NezumiTheMouse]

@GuudeBoulderfist you could put one more tree in middle of the roof

[Rdawg96]

When you started talking about stealing mail i lost my shit. now my extended family that i never see thinks im a fucking lunatic

[nitro1380]

use glowstone under the dirtblocks at the very top

[MrDBZLOVER1]

Hope your lap is ok!

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@MrDBZLOVER1 it recovered, but I may never have kids again, thank god.

[DragonTamer8018]

Should be bahdoubleO

[DScottakaFlippy]

you should grow the trees then remove the dirt blocks after you grow them

[LushesMC]

Man these stories are the best

[Kwickgamer]

Oh Bioko! You didn't finish the story!

[bajj597may]

grow the trees on the 4 dirt blocks and take away the dirt once they r grown

[TheDudeThatPwns]

nuuuuuuuu! what happened!?

[W92Baj]

Remember what you said I said at the start, and then replay the end ;)

[UAintDeletingThis1]

You are the nerdiest criminal

[ThePapersack]

Guude, My Grandparents live in Quinlan Texas.

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@ThePapersack when I lived there the population of the entire place was like 2k, I am sure it has grown since though.

[HeartforHeartless]

@GuudeBoulderfist please read this guude. i feel its a very good idea. at the top of your tower put leaves on top in a pyramid shape or almost like a tree :D please reply your opinion?

[RebirthMinecraft]

What a great way to end an episode. lmfao

[samisidklol]

happy awesome chunaka

[ookeepmoo]

@samisidklol TYPO!!!

[StephanBurgwal]

Story time with Guude. :D

[archibold23]

i like how the moon sets behind the fire tower, and the sun rises behind the earth one. also texas is messsed uppp

[BalloonBeater]

i searched chef's salty chocolate balls lol

[kutkiller64]

Where the dirt is under the tree you can just put wood so you wont see it from beneth--- spelled wrong

-kutkiller64

[Punker322]

My god, dude, you are awesome! You have really deserved the "like" for this one!

[elheber]

Once the trees are up, you can add fake tree trucks to make it look more filled-in.

[Minecraft052]

Name the Sheep BdoubleA

[MrLuc401]

TEACHERS PET!

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@MrLuc401 it was love

[Mystripez]

Nebris wants an affair with Guude ;)

[GuudeBoulderfist]

@Mystripez who doesn't!

[dudemain1]

i actually clicked a justin bieber ad to support Guude

[BanditcraftMC]

The ending is hilarious ROFL

[thehally97]

hahaha that ending was amazing! ithink some jack o lanterns might look nice in the tower. :)